Chapter 5 Disgusting to Death
"Senior brother, what's wrong with the third senior brother?" Taking one away, Du Jia turned his target to the big-mouthed Ah Miao, "What kind of weapon is that in the waist of the third senior brother?" ”
"I ...... I don't know what to do! Ah Miao didn't know how to answer, so she had to pretend to be stupid.
"Don't you have such a weapon?" Du Jia refused to let Ah Miao go, and reached out to hold Ah Miao's arm as she spoke.
"Yes! How could I not! Ah Miao yelled at the neck, and the rest of the people burst out laughing.
Oh, yes! You all have it! No, I don't! The jealousy in Du Jia's eyes flashed.
"Then the junior brother took it out and showed it to the senior sister!" Du Jia said, grabbed Ah Miao with one hand, and reached under Ah Miao's crotch with the other hand.
"Senior sister, please spare me!" Ah Miao stretched out her hand to cover her life, tears were about to come out, "I have a stomachache, I want to go to the toilet, go first!" ”
"Do you want Senior Sister to help you rub it?" Du Jia stretched out her jade hand and swam around Ah Miao's lower abdomen.
"Wow...... Master! Ah Miao's tears were like a fountain, so frightened that Du Jia let go, Ah Miao took the opportunity to cry while escaping, "Master, Se'er bullied me, Se'er took advantage of me, she touched my body!" ”
Looking at Ah Miao, who went to the master to complain again, Du Jia was extremely speechless, and she didn't know where Ah Miao, this kid, got so many tears, she flowed as if she didn't want money, she really embarrassed a man!
"Se'er, senior brother also has a stomachache, and Se'er also helps senior brother rub it?" Fourth Senior Brother Ah Ting smiled charmingly.
In fact, among these senior brothers, Du Jia hates Ah Ting the least.
The reason is very simple, Ting has a male and female face, and he is coquettish like a Thai ladyboy.
Especially the pair of narrow Danfeng eyes, like a desire woman who always has the desire for spring, so that Du Jia, who has not seen a woman for ten years, has a YY prototype.
"Okay!" Du Jia readily agreed, stretched out his hand and walked towards Ah Ting with a palm of ninety percent internal strength.
Ah Ting hurriedly turned sideways to avoid it, and Du Jiajiao smiled: "Senior brother didn't ask Se'er to help rub his stomach, why did he dodge it again?" Could it be that the senior brother is disgusted with the color and kneaded it badly? ”
Du Jia said, and also imitated Ah Ting's appearance, and gave him a flattering look in return, which made Ah Ting tremble: "Se'er is too enthusiastic, senior brother really can't bear it." I remembered that there was something else to do, so I took my leave! ”
After Ah Ting finished speaking, he didn't dare to turn his head back, and disappeared with a smoke. It's not that he doesn't want to tease Se'er anymore, but when he sees the embroidery needle hidden in Se'er's hand, he is afraid!
The past is unbearable! He once suffered a big loss on this little embroidery needle.
Just because he laughed at Se'er for embroidering the peony into a pig's liver, he was pierced by Se'er so that even the cactus was willing to bow down.
So now when he sees Se'er's embroidery needle, he is like a chicken seeing a fox, scratching his head and making a gesture. I didn't dare to try to tempt it, and there was only one word left - escape!
"Oh, the business that Master told me is not finished yet, so let's go first!" Fifth Senior Brother Ah Xuan noticed that Du Jia's ill-intentioned gaze turned to him, and he consciously withdrew.
"Senior brother, senior brother has something to ask, let's go to senior brother's house and talk about it!" The second senior brother saw that everyone left with interest, and he also forcibly pulled the senior brother who wanted to stop talking.
Zixuan is very good at observing words and feelings, looking at Du Jia angry, afraid of harming the pond fish, so it is better to disappear temporarily.
In an instant, Du Jia was left alone in the lively martial arts training ground, standing alone in the wind.
The breeze lifted Du Jia's long waterfall-like hair, and also brushed the evil smile on the corner of Du Jia's mouth.
At this time, Du Jia made a major move, and the old man asked him to pretend to be a lady for seven days, and he definitely didn't let others have a good time.
Look at his jokes one by one! They like to laugh so much, he just disgusts them to death, and they can't laugh!
With a plan, it is natural to put it into action, Du Jia is a man who does what he says!
At dinner, the action officially begins. Waiting for everyone to sit down, Du Jia walked slowly with Qianqian steps.
The butt twisted, like a spinning millstone, making the Adam's apple of several strong-blooded senior brothers roll up and down.
Du Jia looked at them with satisfaction, smiled charmingly, and then said something that was enough to make several people vomit blood: "Why are the senior brothers looking at Se'er like this? Do you want to eat it alive? ”
This tone is definitely the same as Sister Hua who solicits guests in the TV series, as well as the wind and dust in her gestures, you don't need to dress up to know what he does!
Xiaoyaozi, who was drinking soup at the dinner table, heard this, his face turned green, and he raised his eyes to warn the apprentices who were sitting stiffly, and continued to drink the soup one by one.
"It's still Master! knows how to be subtle, and knows that you have to look at your daughter's house secretly! As soon as Du Jia's words came out, Xiaoyaozi was successfully choked by the soup and coughed repeatedly.
"Oh, Master, what's wrong with you?" Du Jia pretended to be nervous, hurriedly twisted her little butt and walked behind Xiaoyaozi, and stretched out her jade hand to caress Xiaoyaozi's back, "Master, you have to take care of your body!" Otherwise, Se'er will be distressed! ”
"That's it! There's nothing wrong with being a teacher! I'm full for the teacher! You guys use it slowly! "I can't stand Du Jia's pretentiousness, Xiaoyaozi wants to choose to leave wisely.
Du Jia was willing to let Xiaoyaozi go like this, and tightly pulled Xiaoyaozi's sleeve: "Master, is Se'er not knowledgeable enough?" Master is hiding from coloring like this? ”
Seeing Du Jia's gloomy appearance, Xiaoyaozi's scalp was numb, but he knew that Du Jia wanted to use this trick to make him take back his master's life, and Xiaoyaozi would never be fooled.
"It's good to be like this! It's very beautiful! Xiaoyaozi looked at Du Jia approvingly, "Se'er is pulling as a teacher, because she thinks the seven-day period is too short, right?" ”
There is only one way to deal with Se'er - threaten, but this is definitely an excellent way, and it has been tried and tested!
"Master, go slowly!" Better starve you! Du Jia couldn't help but add this sentence in her heart.
As soon as the master left, Du Jia turned his head to look at the few people who were so frightened that he was immersed in hardship, and sneered in his heart: Eat more! Wait for the meeting to vomit content!