"Se'er is so hungry! Which senior brother is willing to serve a bowl of fragrant rice to Se'er? Du Jia sat in his seat, his soft tone made his bones crispy, and his body was still twisting.

Several people looked up at Du Jia, and then looked at Ah Miao in unison, with a clear meaning: You go to serve the meal.

Ah Miao pursed her lips aggrievedly, not daring to object, so she had to stand up slowly and give Du Jia a meal.

Du Jia took the rice bowl in A Miao's hand: "Senior brother, thank you!" is still the most obedient junior and younger brother! Senior sister loves you to death! ”

"Color...... Se'er, I'm just giving you some food, and I don't need to confess. I'm sorry, I ...... I do not like you! Looking at A Miao's serious appearance, Du Jia's forehead was full of black lines.

"Being rejected by my junior brother, my senior sister is so sad!" Du Jia gritted her teeth, "But don't worry, senior sister, senior sister won't pester you." ”

Glaring angrily at a certain man who had buried his head in his chest and his shoulders were trembling, Du Jia took a chopstick dish before saying: "If you want to laugh, laugh, I'm worried that I will be incontinent!" ”

"Ha Lu haha...... The fourth senior brother Ah Ting hugged his stomach unceremoniously and laughed wildly, and several other people, except for the senior brother, all responded to the call, and Da Lu laughed out loud.

Du Jia turned a deaf ear to the laughter of the court, with a cold face, and ate slowly.

The second senior brother Xuan saw that Du Jia's face was frosty, and stretched out his elbow to bump Ah Ting, who was laughing forgetfully, and made a look, and the dining room gradually quieted down.

"Fourth Senior Brother, please hand the dishes in front of you to Se'er, Se'er really wants to eat them!" Du Jia made a classic nose-picking posture like a flower, looking like a nymphomaniac.

"Vomit ......" Ah Ting tried to hold back the protest of his stomach and handed the dish to Du Jia.

Du Jia caught the plate with his nose-picking hand, and his little finger "accidentally" stuck into the dish.

"Come on! Fifth Senior Brother, this dish is delicious, Se'er will give you some! Du Jia deliberately sandwiched the dishes that his fingers had touched into the bowl of the fifth senior brother, and watched him move his chopsticks with a blank eye.

The fifth senior brother Ah Xuan, who has always had a habit of cleanliness, could not stand such a strong stimulation, covered his mouth, and didn't even leave a word, and flew out of the hall like lightning.

Seeing that some people were fleeing, the other men also got up and said that they were full, and they all fled.

It is rare to enjoy the delicacy alone, Du Jia pushed aside the dish in front of him that he had added, and began to eat in an orderly manner, and his heart blossomed.

Because they hadn't eaten much, Du Jia expected that they would definitely add food in the evening, and he accidentally dropped the croton flour into the kitchen water tank.

also took advantage of the fifth senior brother's absence, and replaced his antidiarrheal medicine with laxatives, so ......

The next day, looking at several men with yellow faces and thin muscles, sunken eyes, and weak steps, Du Jia pretended to be concerned and asked for warmth, but they were all exchanged for their contemptuous glances.

They were ruthlessly rectified by Du Jia not once or twice, everyone knows that Lu Dao is his masterpiece, but it is difficult to predict his moves, so it is impossible to prevent it!

"Se'er, Master is looking for you!" Ah Miao was holding on to the wall, struggling to walk, her pale lips looked like she was seriously dehydrated.

Du Jia had an ominous premonition, and hurriedly grabbed Ah Miao: "Senior brother, what is the master looking for me?" ”

Ah Miao raised her eyes and looked at Du Jia, and said weakly: "Master has already made sixteen trips to the toilet from last night to this morning, what do you say he is looking for you?" ”

Forehead...... Du Jia wailed: Carefree old man, why are you going to the kitchen to wander around? Hungry, won't you bear it? Is it decent for a generation of grandmasters to steal cold rice in the middle of the night?

"Third Senior Brother, Master is also looking for you!" Ah Miao saw Jun Xiao, who had just come out of the latrine, and hurriedly rushed in, for fear of being robbed, and then there was a loud noise.

Du Jia was very curious, shouldn't Master have diarrhea look for Ah Xuan, who is proficient in medical skills? So he asked, "Third Senior Brother, what is Master looking for you?" ”

"I made Master's supper last night!" Jun Xiao cried with a sad face, which gave Du Jia's sad heart some comfort.

"It's okay!" Du Jia happily stretched out his hand to hug Jun Xiao, who was a head taller than him, "There is a companion in the hall!" ”

But just when Du Jia reached out to hook Junxiao's shoulder, he suddenly felt it. A warm current rushed out of the body.

Du Jia didn't care too much, just frowned a little uncomfortably, thinking that this damn woman's body, not only did she have no birds, but she also had a little leucorrhea from time to time, which was disgusting.

Accompanied by Jun Xiao to Xiaoyaozi's courtyard, Du Jia felt a faint soreness in her lower abdomen, as if she had done N sit-ups and her abdominal muscles were overloaded.

Du Jia rubbed her stomach and said to herself: "It can't be contagious if you have diarrhea, right?!" ”

Jun Xiao's face was full of depression, thinking that Du Jia was joking again, so he ignored him and walked forward.

From afar, I saw Xiaoyaozi's door open, and there was no one inside, and I didn't need to use my brain to guess where Xiaoyaozi went.

Du Jia walked into the house unceremoniously, found a seat to sit down, poured herself a cup of tea and tasted it slowly, waiting for Xiaoyaozi to return from the seventeenth excretion.

I didn't drink a few sips of tea, and I saw Xiaoyaozi's hair was messy, his face was gray and yellow, and he was staggering.

"Master!" Du Jialian stood up and greeted him to support Xiaoyaozi, and felt a little guilty when he saw that Xiaoyaozi had been so miserable.

"Color...... Se'er! Blood! You're hurt? Jun Xiao, who was following Du Jia, pointed at Du Jia's ass and exclaimed.

Du Jia turned her head and pulled up the snow-white skirt to look at it, and almost fainted! I saw a piece of blood red on the skirt, which looked eye-catching and dazzling against the white background.

No way? Du Jia's heart that wanted to die sprouted again: Ye actually had a period!

He's a dignified man! It's enough to be wrapped in a woman's skin, and now you have to suffer from menstrual pain every month! How can this be embarrassed by a man who has been devastated?

Menstruation means that the body has matured. Maturity means that you can get pregnant and have children......

Du Jia didn't dare to continue thinking about her big belly, and she only had one belief in her heart, swearing not to let this happen!

Man! Stay away from men! Du Jia feels that this is the safest way for herself!

"Master, Se'er is unwell, retire first!" Du Jia shook off the hand holding Xiaoyaozi like a plague, and several of them disappeared without a trace.