Chapter 17: The Art of War
In the evening, Yu Xiaoran ate the first meat he came here as he wished-chicken stewed mushrooms.
Of course, the chicken was also caught by Yu An, but it was killed by grandma, and then grandma cooked it, and Yu An also followed by him, and Yu Xiaoran arranged the aftermath of the little hen next to him.
"Grandma, that chicken leg is mine."
"Grandma, can you give Yu An another chicken leg?"
"Yu Anye, the chicken leg that grandma gave you is also mine, you can't eat it."
Then he snorted at Yu Qianye upstairs, "Yu Qianye, your chicken wings are also mine!" ”
Then there was Yu Qianye's enduring anger from upstairs, "Yu Xiaoran, don't shout there." ”
Yu Xiaoran fought back without hesitation, "Yu Qianye, you dare to call your sister's name like this, and your other chicken wing is also mine." ”
……
When the chickens were still stewed on the stove, Yu Xiaoran couldn't wait to sit at the table, anxious to start the meal.
Grandma came out of the back room, looked at Yu Xiaoran, who was almost drooling, and said, "Look at your appearance, you are even more powerful than a weasel." ”
Yu Xiaoran didn't refute, now that she has meat to eat, she is in a better mood than ever, she just smiled and said, "Hungry, no way, if there is meat to eat, I can be a weasel." ”
Yu An, who was on the side, also heard this and laughed out loud.
Grandma, on the other hand, put on a look of being unteachable, shook her head, and went into the kitchen.
Seeing this, Yu An immediately followed, walked half a step behind Grandma, and said obediently, "Grandma, I'll take it." ”
These words, this tone fell on Yu Xiaoran's ears word for word, listen, listen to what this kid said, in front of her is Lao Tzu, and in front of her grandmother is her grandson.
Grandma didn't say anything, just handed over the cloth in her hand, Yu An also nodded, and helped the old lady bring out the chicken stewed mushrooms that had just been stewed.
The fragrance was simply ecstatic, which made Yu Xiaoran's expression a little ecstasy.
Yu An is indeed a very smart child, he put down the soup, immediately helped grandma pull out a chair for grandma to sit down, and then turned around and slipped into the kitchen again, took out the dishes and chopsticks and everything, and looked like a model good man.
At the dinner table, Yu Xiaoran sat down, grandma sat in the middle, Yu An also continued to help Yu Xiaoran Sheng after helping the old lady fill the soup, Yu Qianye was slowly coming down from the upstairs, and he didn't say anything, he pulled a chair and sat down, and directly gave Yu Xiaoran a stinky face.
Stinky face, stinky face is nothing, the chicken stewed mushrooms at this time are more fragrant than anything else, so the rest, Yu Xiaoran didn't pay attention to it at all.
The old lady looked at Yu Anye, waved her hand, and said lightly, "You can also sit down and eat." ”
Yu An also smiled slightly, and then unhurriedly pulled a chair and sat next to Yu Xiaoran.
As soon as he sat down, Yu Xiaoran secretly knelt in his ear and smiled teasingly, "Yu Anye, you really look like a grandson." ”
Yu An also still had a faint smile, it seemed that Yu Xiaoran's words did not change his mood much, he just said quietly, "In the evening, I will be like you." Then he continued to turn his head and continue his faint smile.
And Yu Xiaoran couldn't laugh anymore.
Yu Anye, this thing is really evil.
It's just that Yu An's humble and polite appearance that he has been showing in front of the old lady has made the old lady's tense face ease slightly, but it didn't show it on her face, she paused for a while, and said to Yu An, "Who are you?" ”
The half of the chicken leg that Yu Xiaoran put into his mouth almost didn't fall off, and Yu Anye was also a little stunned, grandma, you have asked others to catch chickens, and now you are here to ask who they are, it seems that not only your bad habit of asking people to pick up eggs has not changed, but even this amnesia has not changed.
Now that I think about it, the pain of the monkey who was said to be unable to grow into an orangutan has not been erased.
"Grandma, you ......"
"What's wrong with you?" Grandma glanced at her, Yu Xiaoran had to swallow the words back obediently, and grandma spoke again, "Your name is Yu An." ”
Yu An also continued his life-killing smile, "Yes, grandma. ”
"How long have you known Dead Girl?"
Oops, if you ask like this, the relationship between her and Yu Anye may be asked like this, she quickly explained first, "Grandma, I have a very pure relationship with him, and I have a very pure relationship with him." ”
It's just that Grandma flew over with another cold eye, and she continued to be silent.
Yu An also glanced at her, when Yu Xiaoran just said that, his eyes obviously sank a little, and the fleeting dissatisfaction was quickly restrained by him, and then he turned his head and replied, "I'm from the same school as her." ”
"What are you doing here?"
"Tourism."
Speaking of this, Yu Xiaoran was particularly worried that the old lady of her family would not believe it, and hurriedly added, "Grandma, Yu An is really here to travel, and the travel coupon was given to me by the proprietress when I went to eat dessert with him." ”
Grandma glanced at her, "Go for dessert, do you want to go on a date?" ”
"Yes." I didn't hear what the old lady said Yu Xiaoran nodded quickly, and when she reacted, she saw it, and Yu An, who had a somewhat unsightly face just now, was also in a happy mood again.
And Yu Qianye on the other side, his face is still not good-looking.
Well, she'd better not talk and say what's wrong.
Seeing that Yu Xiaoran was silent, the old lady opened her question, "Didn't you find a place to live?" ”
Yu An also put on a distressed look, "Because I am not very familiar with this place, I haven't found it yet, and I plan to ask if there are any hotels or the like around here after dinner." ”
It's good that you Yu Anye, you dare to use this kind of trick, it's really ...... It's too insidious. It turns out that your skill in pretending to be a grandson is really not a cover, you dare to love that you are practicing the art of war of Sun Tzu, and even the strategy of advancing and retreating has come out, but such a sinister old lady in her family will definitely not be fooled.
And Grandma just nodded, "Then don't look for it yet, let's stay here now." ”
What the?!
"I'm against it."
"I'm against it."
As soon as the old lady's voice fell, Yu Qianye and Yu Xiaoran rarely said the same sentence with one heart and sister for so many years.
Yu An only raised his eyebrows and didn't say much.
The old lady was still drinking the soup in the bowl and spoke unhurriedly, "Why do you object?" ”
Why do you object, you must object, the longer Yu An lives here, the easier it is for the relationship between her and him to be exposed, early love, she will definitely be beaten to death if she says it, so Yu An will definitely not be able to live here.
It's just that how could she tell this in her heart, so after hesitating for a long time, she pointed her hand to Yu Qianye, "You, you say it first." ”
Yu Qianye obviously had a disdainful attitude towards her shirking method, frowned, and was a little short of words. In fact, it was just a moment before he said it, as for the specific reason, he naturally didn't like to say it, would he admit it? No way, even if it was a fact, he wouldn't admit it.
"Neither of you said yes?" The old lady looked at the two guys who looked at each other, "Then the objection is invalid." ”
"No, grandma, think about it, Yu An is also here to travel, travel must be comfortable, living in our house must be too small, this must be uncomfortable, Yu An will definitely mind, no." Well, she can only think of such a reason, but she personally thinks it is quite convincing.
"Yasuya, would you mind?" The old lady asked lightly.
Yu An also smiled, "Of course not." ”
After speaking, he threw a smug look at Yu Xiaoran, grandma is supporting me, Yu Xiaoran, if you have any tricks, come out quickly.
It's over, she didn't even shout her surname and called An Ye directly, what else could she say, you hateful Yu Anye, it turns out that this is the purpose of being a grandson in front of your grandmother, I misjudged you, you are simply too scheming, and you have lost your conscience.
Yu An also nodded slightly, Xie Lu praised him and agreed.
Yu Xiaoran almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, she put on a look of grievance, "Grandma, people say that my daughter is my mother's little padded jacket, since my mother is your little padded jacket, how can I be considered a little vest for you, how can you treat me like this?" ”
The delicate voice made Yu Qianye and Yu An suddenly have goosebumps, only the old lady was not affected at all, she glanced at her disdainfully, "Come on, stinky girl, my little hen is still my heart's meat, and I haven't been eaten by you yet, don't think I don't know how you are eyeing my hen, what do I want you to do with this little vest?" ”
Yu Xiaoran pouted, walked back to his seat stupidly, and muttered in a low voice, "The meat must be eaten, otherwise what's the use." ”
Yu Xiaoran's rebuttal was invalid, and Yu Qianye was dismissed without any explanation for his position, so the old lady was the most dismissive, "An Ye, you can live here with peace of mind." ”
And Yu An was obviously happy, but he still put on a look of sorry for the interruption, and nodded slightly apologetically, "Then, trouble." ”
Anyway, Yu An just lived here as a matter of course.
In Yu Xiaoran's opinion, it seems that since Yu An caught the hen effortlessly, the old lady has been looking at him with a different eye, although she is not so enthusiastic, but at least she is not so harsh to him as she treats Yu Xiaoran, but if she has something to eat, she will call him to eat in advance, but Yu Xiaoran has always been the one who serves the dishes and chopsticks.
But she's unlucky, she has to drag a cushion back, so Yu Qianye has undoubtedly become the target of her mat, but this stinky boy doesn't know which tendon is wrong recently, every time he sees her, he hums, ignores the appearance, although he will succumb to her yin power after the most reluctance, but he always feels a trace of indescribable weirdness.