Chapter 16: The Magical Hen
Yu An didn't bring any tools, and went to the courtyard empty-handed, facing the little hens who were arrogant and domineering to her in the past, the cunning of those guys was definitely not what they could imagine, Yu An is also such a big young master, don't talk about catching chickens, I'm afraid I haven't even seen a few chicken feathers, he went to catch chickens, can this work?
For various reasons, Yu Xiaoran still decided to sacrifice himself first, and volunteered, "Yu Anye, let me come first." ”
"You're coming?" Yu An also looked at her suspiciously.
Yu Xiaoran nodded desperately, "I'll just come, I'm sure I can catch it at once, you can rest here first." ”
Yu An didn't have much objection, he clasped his hands around his chest and said indifferently, "Then you can come." ”
"Yes." Yu Xiaoran was like a little guy in front of those noble sons in ancient times, after getting the permission of the young master, she began to show off her might, only to see her standing majestically in front of the group of little hens with her hands on her waist, and she also specially threw out a few muscle-showing moves commonly used by bodybuilders, although only ribs have no muscles. Anyway, the most important thing is that you have to do enough in terms of momentum.
However, these actions of her, the chickens did not seem to take it to heart, as if there was no such person in front of them, they should still eat and drink, and the little hen who often did not put her in her eyes stopped in front of her and dropped a rake and rake.
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Seeing this situation, Yu Xiaoran felt that she had no need to show mercy to her subordinates, so she directly opened her hand and slashed at the little hen with her teeth and claws.
It's just that Yu Xiaoran is such a big person, but he is not as flexible as a little hen.
She ran after it, and each time it seemed like it was about to be caught, the little hen jumped out of her clutches and walked away leisurely.
The scorching sun is scorching, the sun is shining in the sky, after a few rounds, Yu Xiaoran is already out of breath and tired like a dog, but the little hen still hasn't even dropped a single chicken feather, thinking that she Yu Xiaoran was actually played by a hen like this, and even if she was played, Yu An was still watching from the side, and Yu An also had deep dimples at the corners of her mouth, which fully explained one thing, he was laughing at her, laughing at her for being played with by a hen and becoming so embarrassed between the chicken paws.
In a hurry, Yu Xiaoran decided not to be silent anymore, she rushed forward violently, the hen didn't know when, and suddenly rushed to her feet, causing Yu Xiaoran to react and didn't have time to brake, her steps staggered, and in a blink of an eye, she was about to hug Mother Earth gorgeously.
Yu An, who had been standing in place with his hands on his chest, also had a sudden change in his face, and rushed out with a quick step, and his strong arms hugged Yu Xiaoran's whole person in his arms.
He can always give her peace of mind at the most critical moment.
So just now, she didn't panic, she was only unwilling, she knew that Yu An would not watch her get hurt like that, but she Yu Xiaoran was still tricked by a little hen.
Facing Yu Xiaoran's gritted teeth, he smiled, "Yu Xiaoran, can you not be so funny?" ”
Yu Xiaoran looked at him unconvinced, "Who teased you, people are obviously very serious." ”
"Yes." Yu An also smiled, "It's so serious that you can drop yourself." ”
Yu Xiaoran glared at him with a roll of his eyes, and did not make any arguments, because ...... Yu An also told the truth.
⊙_⊙b Khan.
Now Yu Xiaoran, who is arrogant, is exactly like the hen who has been arrogant, and Yu An also smiled helplessly, "Then now, change me?" ”
"If you change it, you will change you." Yu Xiaoran got up from his arms, she could guarantee that Yu An, who had never dealt with this cunning hen, would definitely end up worse than her.
So she pretended to be kind and said, "Yu Anye, look, do you want me to prepare a basket or something, so that you can put it on them, so as not to be played around by those little hens?" ”
Yu An also smiled evilly, "It's better to set them than to set you, so that you don't have to roll around like a ball." ”
Yu Xiaoran was in her heart, silently despising him.
Yu Anye's eyes were on the little hens who still didn't know what was going on in Lu Dao, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, as if he was holding a victory, and he knocked Yu Xiaoran's head unceremoniously, "Look at it." ”
Yu Xiaoran stood in place, stupidly looking at Yu Anye while shaking his arms, walking towards the front calmly, when he was a certain distance away from the group of little hens, the smile on the corner of his mouth was suddenly retracted, with a hint of coldness between his eyebrows, staring at the group of hens motionlessly.
Yu Anye, who was already tall and tall, was even more oppressive at this time.
Compared with Yu Xiaoran's bluffing actions just now, Yu An also seems to make people feel that inexplicable momentum as long as he stands.
Yu Xiaoran felt scared every time he was looked at by Yu An with such condescending eyes, not to mention the group of little hens that could only crawl on the ground, they also noticed that something was wrong, and suddenly became flustered.
Yu An also chuckled and stepped forward, ready to launch an offensive at any time.
The situation was about to erupt, Yu Xiaoran also seemed very excited, putting aside all the grievances and hatreds with Yu Anye just now, and her fingers waved forward vigorously, "Yu Anye, catch that one, catch that one, knock down the little Japan in the hen, and avenge me." ”
What she was referring to was the little hen who had never given her a good face, and when she heard Yu Xiaoran's words, Yu An and the hen both despised her.
Yu Xiaoran, you are not ashamed, you actually want to find a hen to take revenge!
But Yu Xiaoran would never care about that, she still said loudly to Yu Anye, "Yu Anye, it's all about tonight." ”
Yu An also shook his head helplessly, but he still spread his legs and attacked the little hen that Yu Xiaoran pointed to.
Yu Xiaoran thought, that hen is scheming, and she is her grandmother's first-class helper who tricks her, after such a long time, she must have accumulated a lot of strength to resist the enemy and escape, even if it is Yu An, it is not easy to catch it. Just when she was sweating for Yu An, she only saw that Yu An only scurried left and right, took a few steps, and forced the little hen who had been doing evil for many years into the corner.
The little hen in charge, who was usually proud of Yu Xiaoran, finally let go of its tsundere at this time and lived a frightened life like an ordinary hen.
Yu Xiaoran looked at this scene, her heart was hot, it was too happy, her revenge was finally avenged, but ......
She was so embarrassed by it just now that she didn't catch it, but look, Yu An almost didn't even change her hairstyle, could Yu Dashen be too godly?
Yu Xiaoran ran to Yu Anye's side in three or two steps, and Yu Anye had already grasped the little hen in his hand safely, and the little hen was looking at Yu Anye in front of it pitifully with innocent little eyes.
Yu Xiaoran, who has always been the most powerful fox and tiger power, is even more unlikely to let go of such an opportunity, and even knocked it hard.
Then he looked at Yu Anye with worshipful and somewhat curious eyes, "Yu Anye, why are you so fast?" Were you born to catch chickens? ”
Yu An was also stunned for a moment when he grabbed the chicken, what is it called born to catch chickens?
He glanced at her, "This kind of trivial matter, all you need to do is use a little brain." ”
As soon as he said this, Yu Xiaoran was blinded, "You still have to use your brain to catch chickens, doesn't it rely on physical strength?" "It's obviously physical work, why is it hooked to the brain?
The corners of Yu An's mouth curled slightly, "It's definitely not okay to run around like you, the chicken is not like you, it has brains." ”
Yu Xiaoran pouted and looked at him, "So you're saying I don't have a brain?" ”
Yu Dashen nodded unceremoniously, "En." ”
It's really shameless, just when Yu Xiaoran was silently grinding her teeth, Yu Dashen kindly explained to her, "This kind of creature, IQ is only a little bit, but obviously your IQ is not enough than them, when you want to catch them, they will definitely run, and you are messing around, it must provide them with room to escape, so when you take every step, think about where it will go next, and then think about how to plan and lead it to the range you want, understand?" ”
Yu Xiaoran looked at him blankly, "It seems that I understand, but I don't seem to understand." "What kind of thing, you have to think about where it runs, and you have to lead it to the range you want, just running there and chasing it is not enough for one brain, it seems that Yu An is also right, his IQ is really not enough, you have to have two brains.
"Have you played dodgeball? The principle is the same, just keep narrowing the range of their escape. ”
"I still don't understand." Yu Xiaoran continued to shake her head, dodgeball is dodgeball, catching hens is catching hens, these two things can be common, it's amazing, it's not something that an ordinary human being like her can understand.
Faced with Yu Xiaoran's unteachable appearance, Yu An also gave up, "Forget it, I don't expect you to understand, just find out the pot for me." ”
Since the moment he met Yu Xiaoran, he had already seen it clearly, counting on Yu Xiaoran's IQ in this life, he would definitely not be able to live a life, but ...... It's enough to have him in his head, as long as Yu Xiaoran is Yu Xiaoran, he won't mind the stupid Yu Xiaoran, or rather, what he likes is such a stupid Yu Xiaoran.
Needless to say, he also knew that he was crazy.
At this time, it was Yu Xiaoran who was completely different from Yu Anye's thoughts, and she felt that she had really earned it.
Yu Anye's smile fell on Yu Xiaoran's eyes one by one, and in an instant her worship index for the great god rose again, it turned out that Yu Dashen not only studied well, but also had first-class chicken catching skills, and if there was no food to eat in the future, she would take Yu Dashen to catch pheasants in the mountains, which was free and nutritious! Think about it, it's not what you've earned, it's just a lot of money.
The people present have their own thoughts, and this refers not only to Yu Xiaoran and Yu Anye, but also to Yu Qianye, who was standing upstairs against the window, everything that just happened, Yu Xiaoran smiled, and Yu An also looked at the doting in her eyes, and they all fell into his eyes.
I don't know what Lu Dao is for, he just has a trace of unwillingness in his heart, and even a little sour......