Chapter 27, Fat Pig, I'll Introduce You to a Wife!

There was a writhing sound outside the outermost gate, and my mother was back.

"Xiaofeng, Xiaoyun, why did they all run into the house?" Mom's loud voice rang out again, "What the hell are you doing, even the bedroom door is closed?" ”

The two sisters and brothers, like those who had nothing to do, walked out of the room.

Xiaoyun's face still has tears on it.

"Xiaoyun, what are you crying about? What's the matter, Xiaofeng, he bullied you again? "Mom saw something unusual.

"Yes, just now my sister said that she wouldn't let me study, so I scolded her, and she cried." Xiaofeng smiled, then looked at Xiaoyun and gave her sister a color.

"You little bastard, dare to scold your sister?" Of course, my mother was also angry, "It's not that your sister doesn't let you study, she is afraid that you will fall in love through reading, what are you scolding her for?" No matter what, she's your sister too. Only she scolded you, not you. ”

Don't look at my mother who hasn't read any books, but this is orderly, and there are different traditional truths between the young and the old, and I still know a little more.

"Well, Mom is right. I won't dare to scold my sister again. Sister, you can scold me in the future. "Xiaofeng suddenly became a little obedient.

Son, what's wrong? How did you become so well-behaved? Mom didn't figure out what was going on for a long time.

Xiaoyun knew it. Xiaofeng was afraid that his mother would know the reason for his tears, so he suffered his own humiliation and infamy.

Xiaoyun bit her lip and didn't speak, just sat quietly on the sofa.

Xiaoyun's performance also surprised her mother.

What's going on? These two little ancestors have suddenly become obedient treasures? The sun really came out in the west.

That's right, I'll buy rabbits at night, Mom, aren't you two rabbits? It seems that there will be rabbits tonight! I'm going to bet more. Moreover, isn't this borrowing money from Lao Yang? I didn't tell Lao Yang that it was 1,000, I said it was 2,000, and the extra 500 yuan was enough for me to place a bet.

Dare to love this old mother has also learned to withhold public funds?

"Xiaofeng, this is 1,005, plus your sister's 500 just now, and your mother and I contributed 1,000, which adds up to 3,000 yuan, you can take it and sign up." Mom took out a stack of RMB from her pocket and handed it to Xiaofeng.

Accidentally, the 500 yuan in his pocket also fell.

What is it? Xiaofeng bent down and picked it up.

Mom had already snatched it away.

"Mom, don't you still have five hundred yuan? Why do you tell me it's gone? Xiaofeng asked.

"Yes, Mom, since you still have five hundred, you can return the five hundred yuan I just gave me." Xiaoyun also saw the clues.

Mom's face was flushed with shame.

"You two guys. My 500 is the money to buy vegetables in the future, you eat me and use mine, you haven't paid any money, do you still want to take my money? Next month's food expenses, each of you will pay half for me! ”

Mom threw out the most powerful killer move.

In this family, it is the mother who is in charge, not the two sisters and brothers.

Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun, you have to look at me, I look at me, and shake my head helplessly.

Seeing that the "suppression" was successful, my mother sat back and made a phone call.

"Aunt Li, what are you buying tonight? What the? Dog, didn't this dog come out in the last issue? How is it possible to return it? What, today's topic is 'The Most Popular Thing for Women', do you think it's a dog? I'm a woman, and I don't like dogs. These dogs are very dirty, pooping and peeing everywhere, and it is troublesome to do hygiene, how can they be the 'most popular animals for women'? ”

"Poof", Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun were happy.

The mother looked at the two sisters and brothers unhappily, and continued to talk on the phone.

"My son said that the most popular animal for women is the horse. Well, I'm going to buy thirty for horses and sixty for rabbits. Also, the dog you mentioned, although I don't like it very much, buy it for thirty, maybe other women like it, and I, respect the opinion of the majority of the masses. Okay, that's all. ”

Dizzy, it costs 120 yuan a night, Mom, can you afford to use these 500 yuan for a few days?

Xiaofeng's mobile phone rang, and when he picked up the phone, it turned out to be a fat pig.

Mom was chatting on the phone, not paying attention to Xiaofeng's phone at all, generally speaking, she wants to talk about animals, less than fifteen minutes, more than half an hour.

"Who's calling?" Xiaoyun cares about his younger brother.

"Hehe, it's your husband's call." Xiaofeng said playfully.

"Who's my husband?" Xiaoyun was annoyed.

"That's what I'm going to introduce to you, my classmate Fat Pig. Hehe. Xiaofeng said.

"Neurotic! You're going to be the wife of the fat pig. Xiaoyun pouted and went back to his bedroom.

On the other end of the phone, the fat pig listened a little inexplicably.

"Xiaofeng, who are you talking to, what husband and wife?"

"Oh, fat pig, I'm not talking to you. I'm going to introduce you to someone. Xiaofeng joked again.

"What? Introduce me to someone. What is it like? Is it pretty? ”

"Don't worry, it's beautiful, I guarantee you won't forget it." Xiao Feng squinted and said.

"Really?" When the fat pig heard this, he was overjoyed.

"I don't lie to you, it's absolutely punctual, how about it, if you like it, I'll introduce him to you as a wife."

Fat pigs aren't that stupid, though.

"Xiaofeng, is it really as good as you say? If it's so good that you don't marry her yourself?

Do I dare to marry her? Xiao Fengxin said.

"There are some things you don't understand. Okay, let's meet. Oh, by the way, it looks like you hung up the phone for me, what's the matter? ”

"Xiaofeng, don't forget to sing at night." Fat Pig said.

"I can't forget. Today I was unlucky, just in time, I went to sing at night and sang away the bad luck. "Xiao Fengle is broken, he deserves to be a good brother, and he hasn't forgotten me for all his good deeds.

"You kid sings well, today, according to the old rules, let's go to the karaoke hall of the New World Karaoke Hall, how about it?"

"Okay. I just like to be in the hall. What's the point of hiding in the box and singing, it's boring. Xiaofeng was even happier.

In these years, most people like to sing in the box, but this new karaoke hall still retains the traditional hall entertainment, it is said that people in their forties prefer to sing there, and young people under 20 like Xiaofeng and Fat Pig sing in the hall, there are still very few.

Singing in the hall requires a certain amount of singing skills, and you have to be bold, and the most important thing is that you have the kind of shameless spirit that likes stinky farts yourself.

Xiaofeng sings well, and that singing voice is simply Zhang Mouyou and Liu Mouhua becoming one.

As for the fat pig, it is incomplete and often out of tune. But don't say it, he likes to sing with Xiaofeng in the hall.

For Mao? Just because he is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, his skin is thicker than the bark of a tree.

These two guys, one is crazy, one is filed, one is fat, just like Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West, they complement each other together, they are just like coffee partners, who is missing whom, it is really not a taste.

After eating, Xiaofeng wanted to sing with the fat pig, but his sister broke the news.

The mother didn't have any opinions, but the son said that the fat pig paid for a treat, but it was not the son's treat.

However, my mother also said very seriously, if you come out to mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. People invite you to sing this time, and next time it will be your turn to invite them to dinner.

In addition, my mother asked Xiaofeng to hand over the 3,000 yuan to herself for safekeeping, and then bring it over when she went to register tomorrow, so as not to lose it.

Xiaofeng is not a taste. Originally, he also wanted to put the 3,000 yuan in his wallet first, and then show off in front of the fat pig, saying that he had made a lot of extra money.

My mother added: You bring so much money, if people change their minds and let you have a lot of money, what can you do? Simply, you go empty-handed.

Xiaofeng was miserable now, so to put it mildly, his mother gave five yuan, which was used as the travel fee.

Xiaoyun kept sarcastically mocking his younger brother, saying that he was not doing his job, and since he was going to enter a repeat class, he should hurry up and study, why did he still sing? Moreover, I am also with this group of fox friends and dogs.

But Xiaofeng didn't think so, and shook his legs.

When my mother saw it, she scolded: "Xiaofeng, why are you shaking your legs again?" Didn't I tell you, men shake their legs and are poor all their lives, and women shake their legs and are cheap all their lives, why are you shaking again? ”

Xiaofeng had to stop.

He looked down, and when, his sister also quietly put down her trembling legs.

is worthy of being twin sisters and brothers, I shake you too?

Xiaofeng Yile secretly stretched out the thigh, just on the thigh of my sister under the dining table, and pinched it fiercely.

"Ahh Xiaoyun was pinched painfully and screamed.

"Xiaoyun, what's your name?" Mom was stunned.

"No, nothing." Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "That's it, it's just that the TV is good, hehe, it's good." ”

There is no way, I had to be bullied by Xiaofeng for nothing, which is really unlucky.