Chapter 28, the brothers' good singing combination
Chapter 28, the brothers' singing combination
Mom turned off the TV, walked back to the table, and shook her head.
"Why is it that the TV station has been broadcasting such inappropriate things for children lately, alas!"
"Mom, it's nothing." Xiao Feng said happily, "This kind of thing, it's killing water." Sister, she was just starting to fall in love, and she couldn't stand the stimulation, so she screamed. ”
What, I'm just in love? Xiaoyun is so angry.
"Your sister is more honest than you. I didn't let her fall in love, so she didn't. Unlike you, one girlfriend after another. Xiaofeng, let me tell you, you are also the eldest and the next day, and you are going to go on a blind date soon, do you hear? I'm waiting for you to get married and have grandchildren. Mom said very seriously.
"Mom, are you confused? Xiaofeng is only eighteen years old, he has not reached the legal age of marriage at all, how can he get married? Xiaoyun shouted angrily.
"Your mom, I'm not confused." The mother glanced at her daughter, "What's wrong with not getting married?" If you're not married, you can't talk about the partner first. My classmate, her daughter is only seventeen this year, and she has given birth, and my classmate is equal to a grandmother in her early forties. ”
"That's right, Mom is right." Xiao Feng is now energetic, "My sister's point of view is outdated. Now, they are all husbands and children, and then they get married. ”
"I'm not going to tell you, an old fool, a little fool. You give birth, you give birth, you can afford to give birth, you can afford to raise it? Do you know the truth? Raising a child, not to mention anything else, just milk powder money, nanny money, diaper money, Xiaofeng, can you afford it? Do you have any money? You're spending that little money a month now, which woman will follow you, a poor bastard? I think you're a bastard! Xiaoyun retorted.
This heavy sentence suddenly hit Xiao Feng's heart like a whip.
Yes, now that I don't have a job and I can't protect myself, can I still raise a child?
Without money, I don't even have the qualifications to have children.
Xiaofeng was silent, and suddenly became much more honest.
Mom stopped talking.
Xiaoyun also felt that what he said just now was too harsh, and he also kept his mouth shut.
A family of three suddenly became wooden chickens.
A good meal, but because of Xiaoyun's words, it became so unpalatable.
Xiao Feng didn't know how he ate this meal, so he should have swallowed it hard.
After eating, Xiaofeng went out of the house sullenly.
The karaoke hall of the new world is on a street in the downtown area not far from Xiaofeng and Fat Pig's house. This karaoke hall is on the second floor of a very old building, and there is only one sign hanging outside, which is really hard to find if you don't pay attention.
Going up to the second floor, Xiaofeng quickly found the fat pig who was already leaning on the sofa.
But today it's just the two of them, good brothers.
Xiaofeng was a little disappointed.
"Fat pig, why don't you bring a chick here?" Xiaofeng was a little uncomfortable, sitting next to the fat pig and nagging.
"Where can I scream what chicks? If I have a chick, why should I ask you to introduce me to someone? Oh, by the way, why didn't you bring the woman you said to introduce me to my partner? The fat pig drooled and said.
"Hehe, you're stupid, if there is, I'll bring it to you?" Xiaofeng smiled.
"Okay, so you're kidding me? I just thought, you guy still has fat water flowing into the fields of outsiders? The fat pig suddenly realized.
"Hehe, who else are you playing if I don't play me?" Xiaofeng smiled, "However, fat pig, I'm not actually playing with you, I originally wanted to help you introduce you, but people don't want to." ”
Xiaofeng never said that the woman was actually his sister Xiaoyun.
"Really, I said it earlier, I was looking forward to it for a long time." The fat pig was a little displeased.
"Don't be disappointed, with your wise and powerful, burly five-foot body, it's easy to find a chick." Xiaofeng laughed.
The two bachelors had to talk and laugh like this, passing the time without a woman.
Singing in the hall is a rotation system, and one table is one opportunity.
It was Xiaofeng's turn to go on the stage and sing. He actually sang the song "Scrubbing", probably because today he said goodbye to the "Scrubbing" life at the McDekey restaurant.
When he sang "Eat mine and spit it out for me", Fat Pig also became impulsive, and really spit out the watermelon seeds that he ate in his mouth, and then he also ran to the stage and roared with Xiaofeng.
The two older boys sang and danced excitedly, causing the people below to applaud as well, and among them, several middle-aged women looked at Xiaofeng with a very happy and worshipful look.
Have I become an idol for middle-aged women? Seeing these eyes, Xiao Feng sighed helplessly in his heart.
After singing this song, the two brothers also drank a lot of beer.
Time passed quickly, and after a while, it was their turn to be at the table again.
This time, it was Xiaofeng singing again. However, this time he ordered a very sad love song.
Don't look at Xiaofeng so amused, but he likes this sad love song. When his singing sounded, the audience burst into warm applause.
Xiaofeng's singing, that is indeed angry Zhang Mouyou, jealous of Liu Mouhua, and he can't sue him for pirating the singing voices of the two of them.
Even the fat pig showed an extremely adoring expression.
It's a pity, this good friend, why is he a man? With such a beautiful face and such a nice voice, alas, you might as well learn from Dongfang Undefeated.
At a table next to the bar in the lobby, a girl with long hair was also listening carefully to the song. Her autumn-like eyes stared motionlessly at this handsome little guy who looked as handsome as a girl, but was dressed like Zhou Moulun, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
This song is like a lullaby. It's been a long time since I've heard such a nice sound. It's like, as if mom is stroking her hair, so gentle, so long. It's really what makes people like it and like it inside.
Just when the long-haired girl was intoxicated, suddenly, the singing stopped.
"Ugh." Xiaofeng didn't pay attention and hiccuped, and now, with the expansion effect of the microphone, this ugliness was lost.
The other short-haired woman next to the long-haired girl couldn't help but laugh.
"Ziyun, what are you laughing at?" The long-haired girl who was listening sank her face, "How well people sing, even if they hiccup, it's so good, isn't it?" ”
"Miss Ouyang, you, are you in love with someone? Why does he even have such good hiccups? Ziyun smiled.
The girl named Ouyang didn't pay attention to Ziyun's words, still holding her chin and continuing to enjoy Xiaofeng's singing.
Her beautiful eyes kept sweeping over Xiao Feng's body.
It's a pity that Xiaofeng didn't know that someone in Ludao was paying attention to him like this.
Xiaofeng still insisted on singing the whole song, and then walked back to the fat pig.
"Dude, sing very well." Fat Pig still doesn't forget to give his brother a little encouragement.
"Well, I'm hiccuping, uh." The breeze burped again.
"It's nothing, you're so good at hiccups, it's just right. I thought, if any big star is like you, burping while singing, that would be really fantastic! Fat Pig complimented.
"Rub, do you think it's easy to hiccup? You can fight if you want? Belch. Xiaofeng blew the fat pig's fat big pig nose fiercely, "You try it for me?" ”
Fat Pig actually learned "uh-uh", but it couldn't achieve the realistic effect of Xiaofeng.
Fat Pig said, "Xiaofeng, why don't we make a singing group in the future?" I've got a name in mind, so it's called 'A Good Combination of Brothers'. It's definitely going to be hot. ”
"Fire you big!" Xiaofeng smiled, "Why don't you go pole dancing?" If you jump on that steel pipe, it's absolute fire! ”
"Okay, then I'll go pole dancing!"
The two brothers joked again.
While this pair of "good buddies" was laughing, the two girls over there were also chatting.
"Xiaoxiao, why don't you go up and sing? Just listening to songs here? Zhu Ziyun, this round-faced girl with short hair with bangs said.
She's very good-looking, and she's cute when she laughs.
But Ouyang Xiaoxiao next to her is even more beautiful and moving. A pair of talking eyes, long hair with a shawl, thin lips, a delicate nose, and a long skirt of black satin, no matter where you go, you are the center of attention.
However, she was quiet.
"I just like to listen to songs, I don't want to sing, I don't sing well."
Ouyang Xiaoxiao is not humble, since she was a child, her voice is not very good, that is because her father was busy with business when she was a child, and ignored her. After a cold, she had chronic laryngitis, and she never got better, her throat was always dry, and she didn't sing very well.
Of course, it's not that she sings badly, it's just that she's still not very satisfied with her voice in pursuit of perfection.
Later, she only liked to listen to people sing, and she didn't like to listen to people sing in the box.
Because the box is full of acquaintances, classmates and friends, if anyone asks her to sing a song, it will be a torment for her.
It's rare that this place still retains such an ancient way of singing in the hall. Therefore, she often comes here, spends a little money, and doesn't sing a song, just to listen to the song.
"Then I wonder, why do you want to go to such a place if you want to listen to songs? You can download music and listen to it yourself? Ziyun still couldn't understand.
The people who come here are all here to sing.
There are many purposes for singing, some are for showing off, some are for catharsis, and some are for nostalgia.
However, no matter what the purpose, there will be a few songs.
"Ziyun, I love seeing a real person singing, and besides, he shouldn't be a big star, he shouldn't be singing for money. Everyone here is not a big star, but they all sing so really, so purely, so naturally. Ouyang Xiaoxiao said lightly.
"Really? Why can't I hear that feeling you're talking about? Wait, then I'll learn from you, close your eyes and listen to it if it's as good as you say. Ziyun also closed his eyes.
At this time, an uncle came on stage to sing.
This uncle actually sang the big-voiced song "Drink our wine, ninety-nine to one is the most romantic, good wine, good wine", and this voice is as ugly as a night owl howling.
Ziyun, who had just closed his eyes, suddenly opened his eyes again and covered his ears.
"What kind of voice is this? This, is this simply tormenting people's eardrums? Ziyun looked painful.
The little wind and the fat pig on the other side were also covering their ears, frowning, revealing bitter gourd faces.
This uncle, please, stop singing, okay?
When people sing, they ask for money, and when you sing, they want to die!