Chapter 103, inexplicably nosebleed!

After sleeping at home for an afternoon, Xiaofeng was woken up by a ringtone on his mobile phone.

What is this sleeping? disturbed the master's good dreams.

When I picked up my phone, it turned out to be a call from a fat pig.

Since going to the repeat class, Xiaofeng has basically rarely contacted Fat Pig, and in the past, these two dead friends were a lonely duo, and they came out to play at every turn.

It must be that the fat pig has been snubbed by himself recently, and he can't bear to come to play with himself.

Unexpectedly, Fat Pig actually came to "collect debts".

"Brother, didn't you promise me to ask your cousin Manli to come out? Why don't you make an appointment for me? Fat Pig muttered on the other end of the phone.

"Manli, Manli, hasn't she been busy working in the store lately?" Xiaofeng casually lied.

"What's the busy? I've been to the McDeky restaurant today, and the people in the store said that Manli hadn't come to work recently, and I wonder if Lu Dao is going to change jobs. ”

At this time, Xiao Feng was annoyed, "You dead fat man, you have gone to other people's stores, what do you want me to do?" You won't ask my colleague for her phone number directly, call it yourself? ”

"Brother, I want to too. But how do I open it? Didn't your cousin scare away from me last time? "Fat Pig was also heartbroken and frightened by the last failure.

"Stupid, do you want me to teach me how to pick up girls? I'm telling you, picking up a girl has to be cheeky and black-hearted. Remember, we want a chick, not this face. Besides, with your pig-headed pig face, who are you afraid of losing? Xiaofeng scolded, "That's it, I'll give you her phone number, and you can call her directly!" ”

"Brother, it's better for you to fight." The fat pig is really timid, "Didn't you say it was good last time, you help me make an appointment with your cousin, and I will help you keep an eye on Qin Xiaoyu." ”

"You still say light rain." Now, Xiaofeng is even more annoyed.

Now, even my mother doesn't support me chasing Sister Xiaoyu, and she forces herself to go on a blind date with a woman she doesn't know.

"I asked you to inquire about her whereabouts, and you are good, and you have lost people. Where's her home, you say? Also, whose car did she get in that day? You mean! Xiaofeng said annoyedly.

"This, I really don't know what to do, brother, I'm not a private detective. Besides, even if you hire a detective, you have to give money? "The fat pig has been stumbling for a long time, and he can't say a meridian.

"You dare to ask me for money?" Xiao Feng has become the third prince of Nezha now, and the hot wheels rose under his feet, and this hot air surged up under his feet.

"Are you my brother? It's a brother, what money are you talking to me about? Why do you talk about money? Talking about money hurts feelings. If you want to talk to me about money again, I will be without you as a brother! Die! ”

Money, money, money! Why is it all money?

What's going on now? This school asks for money, pickles girls ask for money, even you, a fat and stupid fat pig, dare to ask me for money? Don't you know that your buddies are so poor that they have to wear open crotch pants? Still taking the opportunity to blackmail me?

Really, why aren't there many people who are a little disciplined, talk about temperament? If you don't have money, you're going to die?

Suddenly, Xiao Feng felt as if there was a hot fire surging in his chest, and then looked down at the corner of his eyes.

Oops, terrible!

What's wrong?

It turned out that Xiaofeng had a nosebleed!

Actually got so angry with this dead fat pig that his nostrils bleed?

Xiao Feng quickly raised his head and looked at the ceiling.

"Brother, speak, why don't you speak?" The fat pig on that head saw that no one replied for a long time, and was screaming in the wow wow wow wow.

"Okay, stop talking. Oh no, my eldest aunt is here. Xiaofeng picked up the phone, tilted his head, and said.

"What? Great aunt? Brother, are you confused? How can a man have a big aunt? Fat Pig was stunned.

"Why can't a man have a great aunt? Didn't your mom have sisters? If there are sisters, there is your great aunt! "Xiao Feng is angry," Don't tell you dead fat man, I'm still streaming here!" ”

"Still streaming? Brother, are you bleeding, or are you bleeding that thing? Fat Pig said lewdly.

"Do you call it aunt when you take things? Really, I'm getting a nosebleed, stupid! Xiao Feng scolded.

"Oh, I see, brother, it turns out that your eldest aunt came out of above? Well, that's good. ”

"What's there to do?"

"It's on your face, it's clear at a glance, and you can directly let others see that you're here for your aunt this month." Fat Pig smirked.

"Okay, I'll beat you on the nose once a month! No, I'm going to beat you up once a week! Then, let the whole class know that our classmate Zhu Xiaogang walked through his nose once a week Aunt 1 "Xiaofeng threatened the fat pig with force.

To deal with this kind of pig-like teammates, you can only adopt the simple and rough way of a wolf.

After hanging up the phone, Xiaofeng lay on his back on the bed.

After a while, his nosebleed stopped, and Xiaofeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I haven't eaten anything particularly hot lately, have you? Could it be that he was by the fat pig? Won't you be angry like this? I'm not the small-bellied Zhou Lang, what's going on?

Xiao Feng looked back and thought about it, could it be the little blue pill that Ouyang Xiao took in the morning?

This Ouyang Xiaoxiao can say, this little blue pill can't be eaten more, otherwise there will be side effects!

Could it be that Lao Tzu was recruited?

He suddenly became nervous.

However, there was no more bloodshed in the back, and I finally survived the whole afternoon.

From afternoon to evening, he didn't dare to go out again, so he obediently played games at home.

In the evening, my sister also returned.

Xiaofeng had eaten dinner early and went to bed, and he felt a little tired.

He went to bed, but his sister who had been playing for a day was still typing. The sound of my sister tapping on the keyboard made Xiaofeng unable to sleep.

"Please, sister, don't hit the keyboard so loudly, okay?" Xiaofeng said.

"Little bastard, what do I want to code? I can get the full attendance award this month, it's tens of thousands of words, I don't code words these days, this month's full attendance award will be reimbursed, do you know the way? ”

18K website implements a full attendance award system, of course, not all books can be taken, Xiaoyun's book is on the shelves, you can get 500 yuan, but at present, Xiaoyun's update word count does not meet the requirements.

Xiaoyun must hurry up now.

"You're reimbursed, it's my business." Xiaofeng didn't think so.

"Phew! Little bastard, what do you say? What am I reimbursed? I'm so good, what's the reimbursement? I think you're going to be reimbursed. Xiao Yun frowned, she didn't like this kind of unlucky words the most.

"I said that you are reimbursed for the bonus, and I don't mean you." Xiao Feng glanced at Xiao Yun, "You write so hard a month, and you only give five hundred, you are too cheap, right?" Isn't this the exploitation of child labor? ”

"What do you know? This is just the beginning, it's the beginning, I'm still a newcomer. In the future, one day I will become like Shi Dashen, and people will earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. ”

"Come on. People are people, you are you. Xiao Feng sneered, "Do you think everyone can be like him?" If anyone can easily make a fortune by hiding at home, typing on a keyboard, and writing a book, who would go to do anything else? I think you're just like a pyramid scheme. ”

"What? How is this a pyramid scheme? It's true, it's unreasonable, I won't tell you! Xiaoyun was annoyed.

Seeing that the two of them are about to fall into a cold war again.

Suddenly, Xiaofeng changed his tune.

"Sister, did you have fun with Sister Xiaoyu today? Did she mention me? Xiaofeng was concerned about the situation of Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyun didn't speak, just focused on typing on the keyboard.

"Sister, speak, why are you dumb?"

"Say what? What is there to say? Xiaoyun looked at his younger brother angrily.

Xiao Feng smiled at her sister slyly, "Sister, don't be angry." Just tell me, Sister Xiaoyu, what did she say to you later? Did she say that she was very touched by me? Did I put my own clothes on her, and she was so moved that she wanted to cry? ”

"Oh, that's it." Xiaoyun shook his head, "No." ”

"What? None of them? Xiaofeng blinked, "Sister, you lied to me, right?" You lied to me that she would bring her boyfriend, but didn't anyone bring them? Doesn't this mean that Sister Xiaoyu is very honest and cares about me? ”

"She's honest, am I a liar?" Xiao Yunliu raised her eyebrows and said, "Let me tell you, Xiaoyu is not interested in you, you should die of this heart." Oh, by the way, I also told her, I live in the same room with you and sleep in the same bed! ”

"What?" Xiaofeng shouted.

"What's your name? Three watches in the middle of the night, my mother will hear it! Xiaoyun was startled by Xiaofeng's cry.

"Sister, are you crazy? You also told her about this kind of thing? Xiao Feng's eyes widened, he couldn't believe that the sister in front of him could be a college student who was a strict thinker and a student studying law.

Sister, are you two hundred and five?

No wonder, you can only make five hundred dollars a month. You Lu Xiaoyun is simply two hundred and five more than two hundred and five, double two hundred and five!

"yes, I said, so what? That's all I said! Hmph, I'm still polite, if I say to her that you usually touch me all the time, and take the opportunity to rub oil, I think, Xiaoyun will still like you! Phew, she'll only treat you as a pervert with a problem in your heart! No, it's a problematic beast! Xiaoyun said viciously.

"Who rubbed your oil? This is a thing that is willing to fight, and it is a thing that is willing to suffer. You didn't show your ass, can I slap the board on top of your ass? "Xiaofeng's vicious mouth is not forgiving.

"What do you say? Dirty! Xiaoyun's face turned red when he was said.

"Sister, this kind of thing is something you know and I know, why do you tell outsiders? Really, it will damage my prestige Lu Xiaofeng. ”

"Are you still prestigious? Hmph, if you do it, you won't be afraid of what others will say about you. Well, I don't want to tell you. Anyway, in a few days, I won't be living at home. Xiao Yun glared at Xiao Feng.

"Sister, what are you doing? You're running away from home, huh? You, did you find a wild man and want to elope? ”

Xiaofeng's heart suddenly rose to his throat.

From childhood to adulthood, both siblings lived under the same roof and in the same bed.

Although the siblings have quarrels and contradictions, they already have a deep sense of dependence on each other, and no one can do without each other.

However, suddenly one day, her sister was about to leave her, and Xiaofeng fell into a panic all of a sudden.

Sister, do you really want to elope???????