Chapter 102, how can I solve my worries, only this little pill!
Chapter 102, how can I solve my worries, only this little pill!
"Ahh What are you doing? Ouyang was stunned.
"Hahaha!" Xiao Feng saw Xiao Xiao's frightened look, and Da Lu laughed.
He likes to see the beauties scared by himself.
"Don't worry, I haven't eaten yet. Even if I eat it, I won't be able to die anyway, what am I afraid of? Xiao Feng smiled, and poured the few small blue pills in his palm back into the medicine bottle.
"Give it back to me." If you are angry, you have to take back this medicine bottle.
But how could Xiaofeng let her take it back? He was like a juggler, and passed the medicine bottle between his hands, and the little one could not reach it.
"Why are you like this? This is my thing, give it back to me. "A little annoyed.
"I said, 'Why are you so stingy?' You just gave me a pill to cure a cold? The devil believes. ”
"Of course, that's what my master said, and I've eaten it, so it's good to have one. Otherwise, I'll give you another one, and you can return the rest of the medicine to me as soon as possible." Xiao Xiao pouted.
"Cut." Xiaofeng didn't believe it, "Two can cure a cold?" If it were so amazing, your medicine would have been snapped up a long time ago. Do you think it's that medicine, two tablets are enough? ”
"What medicine?"
"'Thank you.'" I didn't listen to the advertisement: dysentery and diarrhea, two tablets are enough. ”
"I'm not a laxative, my medicine can not only cure colds, but also strengthen the body, it is definitely a good medicine. Don't you compare my master's medicine with that laxative? It's just blasphemy against my master and his old man. ”
In his small mind, the master who is called the "God of Medicine" is a sacrosanct god.
There is a great god in writing books, and there is a martial god in practicing martial arts, and there is a "god of medicine" for those who make medicine.
The little master is such a "god of medicine".
"Is it really that powerful? Then I'm going to have to try it even more. Xiaofeng opened the cap of the bottle again, took three more, and put them in his mouth with a grunt.
This time, he really ate it.
"Don't!" No matter how Xiaoxiao called it, it was too late, Xiaofeng had already taken a big gulp.
Not to mention, these three pills are like honey in their mouths, and the sweetness is even better than the one just now, which is really addictive.
"Wow, that's delicious." Xiaofeng is really fluttering, "I've never eaten such a delicious thing!" ”
"Spit it up!" A little anxious.
However, Xiao Feng still had these three pills in his mouth, sweet and refreshing, and he didn't want to spit them out at all.
"Look, don't I have nothing to do?" Xiaofeng patted his chest while holding it, "Your medicine is just a child's jelly bean, it's delicious, but it doesn't seem to have any effect?" ”
Xiaoxiao was also stunned.
Yes, after eating this little wind, why doesn't your complexion change?
Isn't what the master told him true?
No, it won't.
"Okay, I'm leaving, thank you for this little pill." Xiaofeng grinned.
"Give it back to me." A little anxious.
"Why are you so stingy? Give me this medicine, don't forget, I saved you today, you have to thank me. Xiaofeng played tricks again.
"This, how can this be? Yes, you saved me, but I can repay you in other ways. Oh, you want money, right? I don't have much money with me right now, so I'll give it to you another day. ”
"Forget it, what day is it another day? Can I wait? Xiaofeng squinted at Xiaoxiao and said.
"You leave me a phone number, and I'll contact you then. Otherwise, my phone number can also be given to you, my mobile number is 13 ******. Xiao Xiao said.
Xiaofeng saved the number to his mobile phone very seriously. Anyway, it's still useful to keep this beauty's phone.
"Oh, what's your number? Is it convenient to call me back? Xiao asked.
"My number?" Xiaofeng blinked, "You don't have to remember." ”
"What are you doing? I've given you my mobile phone number, why don't you give it to me? Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment.
"I'm not in the habit of giving people a mobile phone number. Besides, you are my fan, I am your idol and lifesaver. I should write down your number, but you shouldn't write down my number. Xiaofeng was happy, raised his head, and was still chewing on this delicious "jelly bean".
"What are you talking about? Isn't that fair? "Xiaoxiao is really ashamed and annoyed.
Thinking of me Ouyang beauty, there are boys around me begging for phone calls in vain, and I didn't give them them.
Lu Xiaofeng, you are good, the beauty called you, you actually treat me as garbage?
"What is it, what is it, where are there so many things? If you want to know what Lu Dao is for, you might as well buy a copy of "100,000 for Lu". Xiaofeng was even more proud, "Also, don't tell me anything fair or unfair, I hate this the most." ”
It's not fair? Master, I got up earlier than the chicken, I was more tired than the cow, and I didn't see others being fair to me, right? Look at your young lady's dress, eighty percent is a woman from a rich family, do you know that Mao is fair?
Xiaofeng is not wrong, Xiaoxiao's clothes are very expensive, and she is indeed a rich lady.
She is the sister of Ouyang Feng, the young man Ouyang Feng that Xiaofeng met that day, the princess of the Ouyang family in Jiangnan City-Ouyang Xiaoxiao.
"Really. Okay, forget it if you don't give the phone, you better give me back the medicine. ”
"No, I can't. As I said, this is my reward for saving you. Still. Xiaofeng looked Xiaoxiao up and down.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Xiao asked nervously.
"Well, I can give you two options." Xiaofeng looked at Xiaoxiao with a smile.
"Which two options?"
"One, that is, you gave me this medicine, and it should be a thank you gift for your life-saving grace. This is the second. Xiaofeng tilted his head and looked at Xiaoxiao, but he didn't speak.
"Say it quickly? It's really urgent. "Little is about to cry.
"This second, you can also get this medicine back, but you have to promise it!" Xiao Feng Ha Ha Ha Da Lu smiled.
"What? Rogue! "When I was annoyed, I was going to slap Xiaofeng.
However, Xiao Feng, who is often slapped by women, has long had experience in counter-slapping, so he dodged it at once and grabbed his little hand.
"Oh, you young lady, why are you so rude? If you don't say a word, you're going to slap someone? Xiao Feng looked at Xiaoxiao's pink and small hands, shook his head, and sighed.
"Lu Xiaofeng, I thought you were a hero. I didn't expect you to be as bad as those two scoundrels! Little was furious, "Let go of my hand!" ”
"I didn't say I'm a hero, and I'm not a hooligan!" Xiaofeng shook off his little hand, "How is it?" Which one do you choose? I think you'd better choose to give me the medicine. Don't be so stingy, aren't you just a few little pills? You should be a god pill, huh? Wouldn't it be nice if you asked your master to make a few more for you to satisfy your cravings? ”
"Hmph, I don't care about you. You eat, you just let go and eat, it's best to eat you to death! Xiao Xiao got angry and shook his hand away.
Looking at Xiao Xiao's distant figure, Xiao Feng raised his hand and shook his head.
"What a temper! Do you think Bai Fumei is amazing? If it weren't for the master, you would have been the lunch of those two rascals! What's the big deal, a few small pills are reluctant? Cut! ”
He also swaggered away.
Not to mention, after eating those few pills, Xiaofeng actually stopped sneezing, and his body also felt hot, and it was a warm and comfortable feeling.
When I got home, my sister hadn't come back yet.
My mother was at home, and she said: Your sister is eating out at noon today, and she is waiting for her, so let's eat together with our mother and son.
Xiaofeng knew that his sister must have gone to eat with Sister Xiaoyu at noon, but he didn't tell his mother that he would go out with his sister today.
"Xiaofeng, don't run around tomorrow. I'm going to take you on a blind date tomorrow morning. Mom spoke.
"What, tomorrow will pass? Mom, you're confused, I'm only eighteen years old, what's the blind date? Xiaofeng said.
"What's wrong with eighteen? I think back then, when your grandfather was only seventeen years old, he gave birth to your eldest aunt, who is my eldest sister. What is eighteen years old? In the past, he would have been a father. Mom said.
"Mom, in the past, it was an evil old society, and it was all about forcing people to marry early, wasn't it just to make a strong man? What age is it? In peacetime, late marriage and late childbearing, I want to share the worries of the country! ”
"Share the country's worries, just you?" The old mother looked at her son with disdain, "You little deflated three, I think you will only cause trouble for the country." Mom, I don't expect you from you, you hurry up and give me a grandson, I want to educate him well, so that he won't grow up to be as useless as you in the future! ”
"Don't! Mom, if you destroy me, forget it, you still want to destroy my next generation? ”
With my mother's simple and rough education method, what good children can be educated?
"You don't care how I educate. Eh, you don't even have a daughter-in-law now? Why are you going so far? I said, you go out on a blind date first, and you don't want to get married right away. It's just to take a look first, and if both parties are satisfied, let's talk about falling in love for a few years first. ”
"Mom, don't you know that I have someone I like?" Xiaofeng said.
"I know it, isn't it that Qin Xiaoyu?" My mother said, "She, don't think about it." ”
"What are you talking about? Mom, aren't you quite supportive of me chasing her? Is it because she's older than me? ”
"Not for this reason. The one I'm going to introduce to you is also bigger than you. The old mother looked at Xiaofeng very seriously, "However, the conditions of Xiaoyu's family are much better than ours, and you are not a good match." You will go on a blind date tomorrow, although she is the same age, but that girl's family background is more compatible with our family, and she is also from an ordinary working people. And I've seen that girl, honestly, and her appearance is passable, although she is not beautiful, but she is duty. I heard that Xiaoyu is very beautiful, but what are you looking for that kind of beautiful woman? A beautiful wife is easy to go out of the wall and make you a cuckold, aren't you afraid? ”
"Mom's ??????"
"Don't say it, it's settled." Mom put down the chopsticks in her hand with a solemn expression.
Xiao Feng knew that he couldn't change his mother's opinion, so he had to lower his head and pick up the food.
But when I thought that I was going on a blind date tomorrow, I was going to meet a strange, mediocre-looking eldest sister, and the meal was not fragrant at all.
After eating, the depressed Xiaofeng hid in his room.
Bored, he grabbed the pill bottle and took two more pills and ate them.
Not to mention, this little blue pill is really effective. In the mouth, Xiaofeng's troubles seem to be a lot less.
Hey, life is not as expected, eight or nine times out of ten.
How can you solve your worries with this little blue pill?????