Chapter 13: Descending the Mountain
Today, Du Jia's mood was extremely happy, because Xiaoyaozi had already ordered his cute dead man's head and agreed that Du Jia would go down the mountain.
Du Jia was excited for a while, jumped up and hugged Xiaoyaozi's brain, and kissed him twice, so frightened that Xiaoyaozi almost withdrew his master's life.
Fortunately, Du Jia's clever tongue and lobbying in many ways soothed Xiaoyaozi's frightened little liver.
But because of these two kisses, Xiaoyaozi changed his original intention of letting Du Jia go home alone, and decided to let Du Jia choose one of his brothers to send him back.
Du Jia regrets it! Why did you kiss the bad old man who didn't understand the amorous feelings?
not only lost Du Jia's "first kiss" in this life, but also lost the freedom to soak in beauties everywhere on the way home!
Unexpectedly, he said in a high-sounding manner that he was not worried that Du Jia would go on the road alone, and asked someone to escort Du Jia home, where is this escort? This is clearly a full monitoring!
It is useless to say more about Zhilu Dao, and Du Jia is too lazy to rub his tongue with Xiaoyaozi, so he appointed Ah Miao to follow without thinking about the exam.
There's no way, Du Jia just has a "soft spot" for A Miao! Because only Ah Miao is better at kneading, she can fearlessly make beauties in front of A Miao.
If you choose someone else, the first stop of Du Jia after going down the mountain is Qinglou, and it is estimated that Du Jia will be knocked unconscious and boxed and mailed back to Xiao Yun directly.
If that's the case, what else does Du Jia have to do? Isn't it as miserable as just getting out of the tiger's den and falling into the wolf's den!
It's a bit humiliating to go on the road with a boy in tears at any moment, but it's better than a man who looks like a housekeeper!
So Du Jia felt that she was quite wise, and chose one of the chaff out of the pile of chaff that was not very thorough.
Before leaving, Du Jia naturally had to say a deep "goodbye" to the senior brothers.
When he left, Du Jia's small baggage was filled with nothing else, just silver tickets with a face value of not less than 100 taels.
At this moment, Du Jia was really a little curious about his senior brothers, and he only planned to casually scavenge a thousand eight hundred taels of silver, enough to squander them all the way.
I never thought that these people were all stuffy tyrants, and they would be thousands of taels with a casual shake of their hands.
What's even more exaggerated is that the senior brother actually gave Du Jia a jade plate that was said to be able to go to any money village to withdraw silver taels, so that Du Jia almost knelt down to bow to him.
Money! Who would be too little, would they? Du Jia immediately greeted those senior brothers who were very "rich" with a smile and treated them differently.
When Du Jia led A Miao down the mountain with enough money to buy several green houses, it was really a pride and ambition in his heart, and his spirit was on his face.
Two hours later, the two appeared in the nearest town to Xiaoyaomen, Hongying Town.
Du Jia didn't say a word, so he went straight to the ready-to-wear store, and when he came out again, he was already dressed as a young man with a fluttering demeanor.
"Color...... Se'er, you ......" Ah Miao, who had been guarding the door of the store, turned her head and saw Du Jia holding a folding fan and wearing a dark brocade robe, and her speech was a little unfavorable.
You can't blame Ah Miao for this! Who called Du Jia, who was already white-skinned, chose dark clothes, which further set off his skin that could be broken by blowing.
and Du Jia's proud breasts, although they were cruelly wrapped with cloth bands, they could still peek into the waves inside at a glance.
Ah Miao shook her head in her heart: Se'er's ability to disguise herself as a man is really not an ordinary low-level! Even the willow slender waist doesn't know how to hide it, except for clothes, how can there be a little bit of a man?
Wrong! said that Du Jia's temper is still relatively manly.
Ah Miao thought about it, and the back of her head was attacked by Du Jia: "Ah Miao, the master will warn you once, and if you dare to call the master 'Se'er', the master will sell you to Qinyu Building as a small man!" ”
"However, Master said that he wanted to ......"
"Don't mention that old man to your grandfather, now that he's gone, he can't save you!" Du Jia smiled obscenely, "Be obedient and obedient, call me 'Du Jia', and I will take you to open your eyes!" ”
"Color...... Du Jia, I wanted to ask, why do you have such a strange name? "Ah Miao really wants to break her head and doesn't understand, "Our 'Guotai Min'an Continent', the names of the three countries are clearly stipulated, and the women of A'er Country can only end with the word 'son', and the United States ......"
"It ends with the word 'beauty', and Jun Xueguo ends with the word 'snow'!" Du Jia took Ah Miao's words, "These masters all know the way, you don't need to tell the masters!" ”
"That color...... Why does Du Jia have such a strange name? "Ah Miao really has the insistence on breaking the casserole and asking to the end.
Du Jia felt that his patience had been exhausted by the pig's head of A Miao: "Because, for, master, happy, happy!" Also, the master is called 'Du Jia', not 'Se Du Jia', and then the wrong ......"
"Sell me to Qinyu Building as a small man! I know it! Being robbed by A Miao, Du Jia was very angry.
However, as soon as she saw the women coming and going on the street, Du Jia's anger disappeared by half.
Ten years! I haven't seen a mother for ten years, and now I see so many women, how can I not see enough of this book at one time?
Don't blame Du Jia for being hungry and staring at an aunt with a slight figure. That's because the full man doesn't know the hungry man's hunger!
"Hey! Boy, what are you staring at my mother? A teenage child jumped out in front of his aunt and glared at Du Jia with the eyes of a flower thief.
"Ah Qi, don't talk nonsense! My mother has given birth to your seven brothers, how can anyone still see my mother? The aunt looked at Du Jia with some embarrassment, "This girl, children don't talk nonsense, don't blame it!" ”
"Ye is a man! Not a girl! Du Jia didn't expect her elaborate disguise to be so easily recognized, and she was very unconvinced.
"Uh...... Excuse me, this ...... Childe, it's the old woman's clumsiness! The aunt apologized on her lips, but she was thinking in her heart that this girl was stimulated by something, right? Or do you think it's fun to dress as a man?
Or the child was blunt, pouting at Du Jia: "Do you still claim to be a master?" Speak softer than my daughter-in-law's! ”
Depend on! Du Jia was devastated! Did you really pretend to be such a failure? You can't even fool a little kid!
Moreover, this eleven or twelve-year-old child has a daughter-in-law? So young, do you know what it means to be a good couple?
Du Jia had a gloomy face, didn't say anything more, didn't pay attention to Ah Miao, lowered his head and rushed forward angrily.
"Du Jia, you wait for me!" Ah Miao caught up with Du Jia, "Actually, you can wrap some strips of cloth around your waist, so that you can cover your waist and ...... breasts, also more like men. ”
Du Jia stopped and glared at Ah Miao angrily, meaning: I know that I have a flaw like this, why didn't I tell me earlier?
Ah Miao shrunk her neck in fear: "I'...... Du Jia, I heard that there is a medicine in the Elixir Pavilion, which can temporarily change your voice when you take it, do you want to ......?"
"Then don't you go and buy it for you!" Du Jia walked to a cloth shop on the street, "If I get it right, you won't be able to buy it back......
"Just sell me to Qinyu Building to be a little girl!" Ah Miao took the lead again, "Can ...... I didn't ...... Money! ”
Du Jia didn't want to pay attention to this poor bastard anymore, so she casually took a silver ticket from her baggage and threw it on Ah Miao's face, and walked into the cloth shop.
After Du Jia wrapped her slender waist around her twice, she really had the prototype of a man.
swallowed another bottle of "Magic Voice" worth eight hundred taels of silver that Ah Miao helped buy, which made his voice a lot lower, and finally succeeded in creating a young and handsome white jade boy.
As long as you don't look carefully, you can still mess with the real drop! Du Jia sighed at this time: It turns out that women dressing up as men also need technical content!