Du Jia, who was full of confidence, had a good night's sleep, and knocked on Xiaoyaozi's door early the next morning, waiting for the cultivation test.

Xiaoyaozi was very satisfied with the wit shown by Du Jia in yesterday's martial arts fight, so he was also refreshed, and announced the start of the test without grinding.

The first item is naturally the qin, Xiaoyaozi calmly had a small problem, singing while playing the guzheng, and the lyrics are mainly "Xiaoyao".

When Du Jia heard this, she greeted Xiaoyaozi's whole family, don't think that Du Jia was only one year old at the time and didn't know anything.

Xiao Yun's woman set this rule to win Xiaoyaozi, and now Xiaoyaozi is concocted in the same way, she is definitely retaliating!

However, after ten years of getting along, Du Jia knew that Xiaoyaozi was sanctimonious on the surface, but in fact he was small-bellied and chicken-gummed, so he expected that Xiaoyaozi would come to this hand, and Du Jia was already prepared.

Sitting calmly in front of the guzheng, Du Jia's thin fingers were placed on the strings, and the fingertips slid gently, and the melodious and atmospheric melody spread in the air.

With the notes drifting, Du Jia sang: "A laugh in the sea, the tide on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs follow Lang to remember the present, the sky laughs, the world is free, who loses and who wins, God knows the ......" (selected from "A Laugh in the Sea", with changes) The majestic and domineering song, with Du Jia's soft and sweet voice, has a unique charm, and everyone is deeply intoxicated by it.

At the end of the song, Du Jia raised his eyebrows at Xiaoyaozi, wanting to be angry with Xiaoyaozi blowing his beard and glaring.

But Xiaoyaozi directly ignored Du Jia's provocation and announced that he had entered the second test - Go.

In his previous life, when Du Jia was a high school student, he participated in the National Go Competition.

At that time, Du Jia was still obedient, in addition to reading, his only hobby was Go, and he spent a lot of energy studying and studying.

Coming here, Xiaoyaozi taught Du Jia for another ten years, but Du Jia has always been low-key, and his chess skills are on par with Xiaoyaozi, but he has been a novice for ten years, and even Xiaoyaozi didn't see Du Jia's doorway.

So in this game of chess, Du Jia was still inconspicuous at first, and Xiaoyaozi quietly let Du Jia take a few steps, hoping that Du Jia would not lose too badly.

As long as it doesn't go to the point of being miserable, Xiaoyaozi will count Du Jia as passing the test, after all, in the entire "Guotai Min'an Continent", there are very few who can compete with him in chess skills.

However, he didn't expect that when Du Jia was about to lose, he was brought back to life in an instant because of a few unexpected dangerous moves.

But Du Jia is very smart, and he knows what it means to be a master without showing his image, and he only narrowly defeated Xiaoyaozi with one son.

Although Xiaoyaozi was surprised, he didn't take it to heart, thinking that Du Jia's victory this time was just a fluke.

Entering the poetry test, Xiaoyaozi did not embarrass Du Jia anymore, the topic is appropriate, it is early spring, and spring is the theme.

Describing spring, there are many famous sentences through the ages, Du Jia pretended to meditate, and chanted a poem:

"I don't know when I sleep in spring, and I smell birds everywhere. The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and the flowers fall to know how much. ”

"Good poetry!" Xiaoyaozi heard Du Jia's 'composed' poem and praised it from the bottom of his heart.

Du Jia's eyebrows twitched several times, and she thought: Fortunately, I didn't let Ye take 'Moon' as the theme, otherwise Ye would definitely give you the whole "Bright Moonlight in front of the bed" that is familiar to four-year-old children!

Successfully hit the last level - painting. Du Jia was smug for a while, if it weren't for the fact that the master was only one year old back then, which round would get Xiao Yun's woman to win Xiaoyaozi!

But just when Du Jia was in the seer, Xiaoyaozi came up with the question: "Draw a portrait of the husband in Se'er's mind." ”

As soon as I heard this topic, Du Jia Bunker! The master is a man, how can he need a husband?

Ye is good at beautiful women, where have you ever painted a man? Still in mind? You don't need to ask, you know that it must be Xiao Yun's woman's perverted question!

"Master, can you change the subject? Se'er only has a master in her mind, and there is no husband! Du Jia said good things, but he only got Xiaoyaozi a roll of his eyes.

Du Jia held the brush and didn't know where to start painting for a long time. Xiaoyaozi was obviously impatient, and ordered: "Ah Miao, go and order incense, if you don't finish painting within a pillar of incense, you will lose!" ”

"You ......" Du Jia was so angry that smoke rose above his head, didn't he just win a game of chess? He couldn't wait to take revenge, he knew that Lu Dao would not show mercy to his subordinates, and killed him without leaving a piece of armor and losing face!

Du Jiazhi said that now is not the time to be annoyed, and it is definitely a difficult challenge to make a painting in a pillar of incense.

The key is that I don't know what to draw? Husband? In mind? Du Jia asked herself if there is really nothing else in her mind except for a beauty, can't she really draw a beauty!

The more anxious Du Jia was, the more blank his mind became. Suddenly, he inadvertently glanced at Ah Ting, and instantly had an idea in his heart.

Ah Ting looks indistinguishable from male and female, but who dares to say that he is a woman? Then Du Jia will draw a beauty, as long as it is men's clothes and flat chest, who dares to say that it is not a man?

When it comes to painting, Du Jia painted the image of the goddess in her mind, and put men's clothes on her P, and a portrait of her husband was done.

Who is the goddess in Du Jia's mind? Everyone should know each other, even the famous Teacher Cang!

Everyone frowned at Du Jia's husband's painting, if a man really looks like that, he will not have to hang himself eight times a day!

At the same time, everyone also sympathized with the aesthetics of Du Jia, an abnormal person, and understood why Du Jia never looked down on them.

Ignoring the meaningful gazes, Du Jia walked up to Xiaoyaozi: "Master, I have passed all the tests, I don't know when I will be able to go down the mountain?" ”

"Who says you passed all the tests?" Xiaoyaozi stretched out his hand and stroked his silver-white beard, "Your mother confessed, you still have the last test - dance!" ”

Du Jia didn't understand: "Wu? Didn't I already pass? Still have a competition? ”

"It's not martial arts, it's dancing! If she can dance a dance, she will pass. Xiaoyaozi tried to maintain his majesty, but he still couldn't hide the excitement on his face: finally revenge!

Fifteen years ago, Xiao Yun used the homonyms of the words 'wu' and 'dance' to tease Xiaoyaozi!

Today, Xiaoyaozi also embarrassed her daughter in the same way, which can be regarded as a mother's debt repayment!

Du Jia is really dumbfounded now! Call him a big old man to dance?

He can dance hip-hop, but now his small body and willow waist are suitable for showing off his skills on the ground? And he has a long skirt fluttering at the moment, and he can't dance like that!

Then you can only make a ruthless move! Du Jia came to the middle of the field, and while "dancing", he shouted: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Eight ......"

After Du Jia finished dancing for a while, everyone closed their mouths that were wide open in shock, and Ah Miao took the lead in asking: "Lust...... Se'er, what kind of dance are you dancing? How can it be so ...... Odd? ”

"Radio Gymnastics...... Dance! Haven't seen it? That's your shallowness! "Du Jia can't dance, but in his previous life, he was a good student for more than ten years, and he did radio gymnastics every day, so he must know how to do it!

In this way, Du Jia completed all the tests, and by the way, he also won Xiaoyaozi's deliberate difficulties, so Xiaoyaozi did not agree that it would be difficult for Du Jia to go down the mountain!

If Du Jia knew that Xiaoyaozi would like to buy firecrackers and send him down the mountain, maybe he would not be so urgent.

The problem is that Du Jia has been thinking about all kinds of things in his head for ten years. Lustful beauties are stuffed, how can I have time to speculate on Xiaoyaozi's thoughts!

Come! Let's mourn for three minutes of silence for the beauties who are about to be disturbed by Du Jia!