Chapter 259, Are you wrapping zongzi?

"Xiaofeng, your daughter-in-law is really amazing!" Old man Wu gave a thumbs up, "By the way, what is she doing?" ”

Before Xiaofeng could speak, Ruxue had already snatched the conversation.

"I'm a Chinese teacher, how about it? The foundation of Chinese culture is good, right? Ruxue said proudly.

"Wow, it's a teacher? Not bad, not bad! Uncle Wu exclaimed, "Hey, Xiaofeng, how did you and your daughter-in-law meet?" Did you also meet on a blind date? However, you seem to be only eighteen years old, why did you go on a blind date at such a young age? ”

"What? This girl is so beautiful and has such a good job, how could she go on a blind date? Xiaofeng and I are in free love! As soon as she heard about the blind date, Ruxue was not happy, and thought: Blind date? Do I still have a blind date?

"Oh, is it narcissism?" Old man Wu looked Ruxue up and down again.

Also, how can such a "three-good beauty" with good looks, figure, and career still need to find a boyfriend through a blind date? Such a beauty, as soon as she goes on the street, aren't all the men behind her lined up?

"Uncle, you are wrong again. It's not narcissism, it's free love, I've never seen you use such concise words. Ruxue smiled.

"Oh, yes, yes." The old man smiled, "It's free love, free love, not narcissism." By the way, Xiaofeng, how did you catch up with you, the teacher? ”

The old man suddenly became interested in other people's romances.

"Well." Xiaofeng was pondering how to explain his relationship with Ruxue.

"Uncle, in fact, I am Xiaofeng's current homeroom teacher and his Chinese teacher. Actually, it's nothing, every day when we are in class, we look at each other, we look at each other, it's as simple as that. "It's refreshing like snow.

She felt that this old man Wu was quite cute, just like the elders of her own family, and she didn't seem to need to hide anything from him.

The old man's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, he looked at Ruxue, and then at Xiaofeng.

"Xiaofeng, are you a teacher-student relationship? Do you even dare to chase after your own teacher? Cow, that's amazing! Hahaha! The old man laughed.

"It's nothing." Ruxue said, "Uncle Wu, imagine, if you are my teacher, I can also have a teacher-student relationship with you?" ”

"Well, that's it. My old man is so much older than you, it's not a good match! Old man Wu was embarrassed, "Oh, how many years older are you than Xiao Feng?" ”

"Eight years older." Ruxue is not shy about it.

"Female eighth, be a mother. Not bad, not bad. Old man Wu said with a smile.

"Mommy?" Ruxue and Xiaofeng were stunned and glanced at each other.

"Alright, come in." The old man led them to the room.

This room is probably the old man's bedroom. The room is very simple, a bed, a desk, and a computer.

"Uncle, do you also use a computer?" Xiaofeng asked in surprise.

"How fresh, this is the information age, who doesn't use a computer?" The old man coughed, "Come on, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Well, uncle, I'm undressing?" Xiaofeng said.

"Take it off, you are a man, I am also a man, the only woman, or your wife, what are you afraid of?"

"Okay then." Xiao Feng's teeth bited, his heart was horizontal, and he took off his coat.

At this moment, the chest tied with black stockings was exposed.

The old man was stunned for a moment, "Xiaofeng, isn't it the Dragon Boat Festival now?" ”

"Over the Dragon Boat Festival?" Xiaofeng was also stunned.

"yes, why are you wrapped so tightly in this black cloth? Isn't it making zongzi? "The old man was happy.

"Uncle, is there such a beautiful zongzi? This is Shou Peach, two Shou Peach! Xiaofeng was unhappy, so he simply tore off the two stockings and revealed the pair of "Shou Tao".

The old man looked at this "Shou Tao", and Ha Lu laughed.

"Xiaofeng, you, you're developed! Not bad, not bad! The old man laughed.

"Eh, Uncle Wu, how is this development? I'm a boy, huh? Will the boy develop in that place? Is there any mistake? Xiao Feng was unhappy and gave Old Man Wu a blank look.

"That's right, it's developed." Old man Wu insisted on his opinion, "My daughter was just like you at the beginning, but I watched her develop. ”

"What?" Xiaofeng and Ruxue almost wanted to squirt out the rice.

This old man Wu is really a super straightforward person!

"Uncle, do you still have a daughter?" Xiaofeng asked, "Is she pretty?" ”

"Xiaofeng, what do you say?" Ruxue was jealous again, and glared at Xiaofeng with her eyes, but Xiaofeng didn't pay attention to her at all.

"It's okay, anyway, it's like that's it." Old man Wu said slowly.

Xiaofeng was speechless.

Like your daughter? Forget it, I'm still not interested in taking a second look. Your daughter looks like you, so it's really a bit of a hassle to find a partner in the future.

The old man said to himself, "Unlike me, his mother is in trouble." ”

"Wu Liang, you bad guy! I see, you're in trouble yourself, aren't you? At this moment, a woman in her fifties rushed in, grabbed the feather duster next to her, and hit the old man Wu.

Old man Wu was so frightened that he hid, but this woman's feather duster still fell on him mercilessly.

"Madam, ma'am, why are you mad again?" The old man was begging for mercy.

"You pervert, how did you find a slick woman to come back?" This woman was not ambiguous at all, grabbing Old Man Wu, it was a violent beating.

Xiao Feng and Ruxue finally understood that the old man Wu's wife was back, and they thought that the old man was teasing Xiao Feng.

"Eh, you can see clearly, I'm a man!" Xiaofeng was anxious and shouted at the top of his voice.

"You're a man? The devil believes it? You, your pair of things, are you men? Which point of you are male from top to bottom? The old woman turned her head and looked at Xiao Feng.

Now, Xiaofeng is really aggrieved.

"Hey, don't fight." Like snow and fire, he snatched the feather duster from the mother-in-law, "What do you say?" How is my husband a woman? I'm. ”

"Your husband?" The old woman misunderstood, "What? Wu Liang, she called your husband? So what am I to you? Could it be your mother? You old mother! I'm divorcing you, I'm divorcing you! ”

The old lady threw away her feather duster, sat down on the ground, and began to cry.

At this time, Wu Liang panicked and hurriedly coaxed: "Old woman, don't cry!" He, he's really not a woman! ”

"She's not a woman, is this a woman?" Wu Liang's mother-in-law pointed at Ruxue and said, "Everyone calls you husband, you still don't admit it?" You say, you who have been stabbed a thousand times, are you hiding it from me and being out of your second wife? ”

"What is this?" Wu Liang can't even wash himself by jumping into the Yellow River now, "I'm the only woman with you." Let me tell you, this is Lu Xiaofeng, a man. This girl is his girlfriend. ”

"What, and a girlfriend?" The old woman looked at Xiao Feng, "She looks so beautiful, doesn't she look like a man?" Why do you still have a girlfriend? Ah, you two can't be in that relationship, right? Old man, why did you bring back two gay women? ”

"Auntie, I don't like to hear what you say." Xiaofeng stopped doing it now, "I'm a 100% man." ”

"One hundred?" The old woman was stunned for a moment, "Then what's the matter with these two on your chest?" ”

"Oh, I'm a 100% man plus two more big steamed buns, oh, it's mainly convenient for me to usually touch myself." Xiaofeng touched his pair of things obscenely, "Otherwise, it's not convenient to touch your girlfriend every day." ”

And as he spoke, he made a gesture to touch it like snow.

"Nasty! Why? Ruxue's slap knocked Xiaofeng's dishonest hand off.

The old woman was stunned, and didn't understand what was going on for a long time.

"Auntie, if you still don't believe me, I'll just pull down my pants and show you." Xiaofeng said and made a gesture to pull his pants.

"You dare?" Suddenly, the old man and Ruxue said in unison.

The old and the young, a man and a woman, all widened their eyes and looked at Xiaofeng with fierce eyes.

Xiao Feng stuck out his tongue and quickly tightened the belt again.

"Alright, alright, I'm sure you are. It's really strange, why does a boy have this chest tumor now? Wu Liang's wife got up and looked at Xiao Feng strangely, "It's still convenient to touch it yourself, you can't do this by going for surgery, right?" ”

Ruxue suddenly had a good idea, "Xiaofeng, give her the Adam's apple to touch." ”

Xiaofeng raised his head, "Auntie, look, I still have the Adam's apple here, it's quite thick, you can touch it." ”

The old woman looked at it, "Oh, I see, well, it's a man. I won't touch it, I've only touched my husband in my life, but I haven't touched other men, I can't break this ring! ”

Wu Liang was so moved that he wiped his tears, "Old woman, you are so good to me, and you are still like a jade!" ”

"You, Zhilu said that I'm okay?" His wife squeezed her eyes at him, "Zhilu said that I am good, and I will be better to me in the future, and I am not allowed to mess with flowers and grass everywhere." ”

This old couple, this flirtatious and happy appearance, really made Xiaofeng blush and sigh.

And Ruxue happily held Xiaofeng's hand.

She secretly whispered in Xiaofeng's ear: "Husband, you have to be kind to me in the future, do you know the way?" ”

Husband? Am I your husband? But Xiaofeng had no choice but to say "um" and said no more.

After a while, the old woman was coaxed by Wu Liang to break down. The old man closed the door and checked the things under Xiaofeng again.

However, after reading it, he touched his head and couldn't figure out what was going on for a long time.

"Strange, strange!" The old man touched his chin and shook his head.

But his move made Xiaofeng even more frightened.

It's over, even a well-informed person like Uncle Wu actually made such a sound, so what kind of disease do I have? Can it be cured?

Xiaofeng's heart began to pull out the cold??????