Chapter 258, you are now a man with a wife!
Chapter 258, you are now a man with a wife!
"Uncle Wu, we haven't seen each other for a long time!" Xiaofeng was so excited that he stepped forward to hug the old man.
"yes, I haven't seen you in a few days." Old man Wu also gladly accepted Xiaofeng's bear hug.
Ruxue looked at the old and the young in surprise.
How do you feel that these two people are like a pair of good friends?
The fish boss also shook his head, his face twitched, "Alas, there have been a lot of strange things these days. Fishermen came to buy fish, and old men and lads hugged in the street. ”
Ruxue was a little annoyed, "Hey, what are you talking about?" Be careful, I give you a punch. ”
When the fish boss saw such a beautiful beauty, he actually stretched out his fist and retracted his tongue in fright.
He thought to himself: What kind of beauty is this? Hit people at every turn? What a strange thing!
Wu Liang looked at the big beauty beside Xiao Feng and squinted and smiled.
"Yes, yes, Xiaofeng, your daughter-in-law is really beautiful, and she is quite righteous."
"Uncle, you misunderstood, he is not my daughter-in-law, he is my ??????" Xiaofeng hesitated.
"Uncle, I'm his girlfriend." Unexpectedly, Ruxue also said without scruples.
"Oh, girlfriend, isn't that the future daughter-in-law?" The old man looked at Ruxue for a moment, and nodded, "Yes, the two of you are a good match, a good match, what a match made in heaven!" ”
Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, and thought: Old man Wu, what you said is too hypocritical, seeing who is with me is a match made in heaven?
But Ruxue's heart blossomed.
"Oh, Xiaofeng, how are you free today? Are you here to buy groceries? Old man Wu asked.
"No, Uncle Wu, I have something to come to you, and I am in a hurry." Xiaofeng said.
"Oh, that's right. Okay, let's go, don't talk here. I can't stand the smell of fishy here. Otherwise, come to my house, which is right next to here, not far away. "Unexpectedly, Old Man Wu is quite enthusiastic.
"Huh? Going to your home? This, is this convenient? Xiaofeng was taken aback.
"Of course it's convenient. You are now a man with a wife, no more than before, a man with a family. Only a man who has a family can be invited to his home. The old man's words seem to have hidden mysteries.
"Really?" Xiaofeng didn't understand the taste for a long time.
"Alright, let's go." Old man Wu pushed Xiaofeng.
Xiao Feng had no choice but to follow Old Man Wu in a daze.
"Eh, aren't you old mothers-in-law? Why are you still so far away? Young man, you are no better than us old men and old ladies, you should hold on tightly. Old man Wu frowned when he saw that Xiao Feng and Ruxue were actually separated by a distance and did not hold hands.
When Ruxue heard this, she simply grabbed Xiaofeng's arm.
Xiaofeng had no choice but to let Ruxue hold his arm.
The two of them, like other lovers, held hands and walked side by side with the old man.
The three of them walked for a while and came to a very ordinary house.
"Alright, here we are, two distinguished guests, please." Old man Wu let Xiaofeng and Ruxue go in first.
After the two of them entered, they found that it was a typical Jiangnan-style house, and there was nothing very special.
"Come, take a look at my flower hall." Old man Wu led them, turned around the middle hall, went to the backyard, and entered a chic flower hall.
This flower hall is not big, but it is still full of all kinds of flowers and plants, and the hall is crowded.
"Uncle, do you like these flowers and plants?" Xiaofeng asked.
"yes, hobby. Hehe, I go out fishing during the day, and when I come home, I get these flowers and plants. The old man took the watering can from the ground and watered the flowers.
Ruxue smelled the fragrance of flowers in the yard and was very intoxicated.
"Xiaofeng, this Uncle Wu is really elegant enough!" Ruxue whispered in Xiaofeng's ear.
"yes, but it's the first time I've been here. He didn't let me go to his house before, and he didn't even leave his phone number, so I don't know what's going on today. Xiaofeng only thought it was weird.
"Didn't they say that? You're a family now, aren't you a single? Ruxue said shyly.
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is big, when you were a bachelor, this old man was probably afraid that you would come to his house and harass his wife, halu ha!" Ruxue smiled.
"What?" Xiaofeng was really speechless, "His wife, his wife is also an old woman, okay, how can I harass an old woman?" ”
"Who knows. I think Uncle Wu is right, if you don't have a family, you don't have a home, and if you don't have a home, you shouldn't come to someone's house, unless you are someone's relative. Ruxue shook her head and said.
"What is there to have a home and no home, a set of them? I didn't have a family, so what's the big deal? Xiaofeng was not happy.
Ruxue didn't pay attention to him, so she closed her eyes, reflecting on the fragrance of flowers in the courtyard.
The old man is back.
"I'm sorry, Xiaofeng, I don't have any tea here to entertain you. Otherwise, we'll just make small talk here. Oh, by the way, what's the matter with you? ”
At this time, Xiaofeng was embarrassed.
"Uncle, it's like this, I, my body seems to have changed a little again, and it's a very serious change, I wonder if Lu Dao has something to do with the Qi Lifting Pill last time?" Xiao Feng blushed and said.
"Oh, really?" The old man squinted and looked at Xiao Feng.
Looking at this, Xiaofeng is even more embarrassed.
"What's changed? Speak up and let me hear it. The old man asked.
"This, I'm afraid it's hard to say." Xiaofeng said writhingly.
"Oh." The old man seemed to realize something, "Then come into my inner room." ”
"Okay." Xiaofeng nodded.
"Hey, Xiaofeng, you guys go in, what about me?" Seeing the two men turn around and go towards the back room, Ruxue shouted.
"Sister Ruxue, you just wait outside, I'll go in and have something to say to the uncle."
"No! I'm your girlfriend, what's the matter with you that you don't want me to hear? Ruxue put her hands on her chest and raised her eyebrows, "I came with you, of course I have to go in together." You are all over your body, which piece has I not seen? What are you embarrassed about? ”
This is also the case, this pair of original teachers and students have already looked at every part of each other's bodies, and even touched them. Except for the lack of that "one-shot shot", everything else is there.
As soon as Ruxue said this, Xiaofeng was even more embarrassed and wanted to get into the ground.
"Yes, your daughter-in-law is right. This husband and wife are one, and there is nothing to hide. Xiaofeng, aren't you just a change in your body? Even if you let your wife see it, it's nothing? The old man laughed.
"Uncle, husband and wife should also have some privacy of their own!" Xiaofeng really didn't want Ruxue to come in.
He always felt that something was going to happen.
"What's the privacy? Your privacy is a deception to me, and I want to go in! "It's like snow is gone.
Old man Wu smiled and said to Ruxue, "Xiaofeng's daughter-in-law, you can come in too." Actually, what you said is the same as what my wife said. She also told me: All your secrets are not allowed to be hidden, and all your income will be handed over to the public, hehe. "Wow, it's still what you said, uncle, I think, you are a model of a good man." Ruxue is happy now.
Wu Liang hadn't heard anyone say this about himself, so he smiled shamefully, "Hehe, that's, that's." ”
"Xiaofeng, you have to learn more from Uncle Wu. In the future, you are not allowed to hide anything from me, do you hear? Three from four virtues, haven't you heard of it? Ruxue glared at Xiao Feng fiercely, and put on the same attitude that the teacher had towards students in class.
"Isn't that what you women mean by listening to your husbands? Then why don't you listen to me? Xiaofeng also put up a score.
"What? You're an old three-from-four-virtue. What I'm telling you is the new Three Obedience and Four Virtues, which are the three Obedience and Four Virtues that men must abide by. ”
"Huh?" Xiaofeng and Wu Liang were stunned for a moment.
These two men, you look at me, I look at you, I don't understand what this new "three from four virtues" means.
"You don't understand, do you? This is what one of the most famous university scholars surnamed Hu in modern China said. Ruxue is worthy of being a Chinese teacher, and she knows all these stories, "You all listened well." This 'three subordinates' is what it means: the wife must follow when she goes out, the wife must obey the orders, and the wife must blindly obey when she says the wrong thing; These four virtues are not the virtues of morality, but the gains obtained, namely: the wife must wait for makeup, the wife must remember her birthday, the beating and scolding must be endured, and the money must be willing. Do you know the way? ”
Ruxue's words almost scared the two men, one old and one young, half-paralyzed.
Oh my God, this "three from four", how can we men live in the future???????