Chapter 9: Pick Up the Eggs!
Yu Xiaoran shook her head, and suddenly remembered what Yu An said to her after the most embarrassing moment, and couldn't help but be angry, she originally wanted to make a phone call with Yu An to report her safety, but after thinking about it, she stopped calling!
She raised her voice and shouted loudly into the back room, "Grandma, I'm here, your dear and lovely baby granddaughter has come to see you!" ”
……
The hens in the courtyard fell silent for a moment.
Go back and incubate the eggs.
Seeing that no one responded to her, Yu Xiaoran shouted again, "Grandma, your cute ......"
"What's the noise?" Suddenly, a voice that didn't sound very young, but full of energy, came out, making Yu Xiaoran's words come to an abrupt end, only to see an old lady in a navy blue linen dress walk out.
The black hair mixed with a few silver and white hairs was coiled up and fixed with a wooden hairpin, although there were wrinkles on the forehead, but there was no sense of vicissitudes at all, from the facial features, it was still a beautiful village flower when he was young, and his cold eyes were more powerful than young people.
I saw her holding a basket and looking at Yu Xiaoran standing at the door impatiently, "It's noisy, pick up eggs for me." ”
Picking up eggs?
Yu Xiaoran, who had not yet put down the big bag in her hand, repeated this sentence dumbly, shouldn't she first help her put her luggage in with enthusiasm and earnest concern, and then ask her if she is hungry and want her grandmother to cook you a few eggs or something.
How did you pick up eggs in the first place?
Do you have to do it yourself and have enough food and clothing?
Seeing Yu Xiaoran's stunned appearance, the old lady spoke again, "What do you see?" Not hurry? ”
"Uh-oh." Yu Xiaoran hurriedly threw away the luggage in his hand and obediently ran to pick up the eggs.
She politely walked over to the hens and waved at the hens, "Go, go, go." ”
And the hen glanced at her, and when she stretched out her hand to pick up the egg, she pecked it down fiercely, and Yu Xiaoran jumped up, "Rely on your little hen, actually peck me!" Be careful, I catch you and slaughter you and make a roast chicken! ”
It's just that the chicken is not worth caring about Yu Xiaoran's threat, so he turned his head away and looked at the scenery.
Suddenly, that person was furious, thinking that she was a human being, and she was also a species with the highest evolutionary level in nature, and she was actually despised by a little hen of yours, how could it be reasonable.
Yu Xiaoran immediately pounced on the little hen, the little hen still calmly raised her head, and pecked her hand again, Yu Xiaoran shrank in pain, and the little hen took the opportunity to jump and escape.
Not long after I came here, I was bullied to such an extent by a little hen and was injured, which is really unbearable.
She copied a broom and went to battle!
Unexpectedly, on the first day she came, her enemies were these little hens.
With a broom and a broom, the devil began to sweep, and in an instant the chickens and dogs jumped in the courtyard, dusty, with a strong smell of gunsmoke.
She rushed left and right, and after the last, she finally forced the little hen into a corner, smiled cruelly, showed a fierce light, stretched out her hands, and there was quite a bit of the obscene atmosphere of the ancient thieves who saw the women of the good family, and was about to broom Huo Huo to the hen, but at this moment, a reprimand came, "Who dares to bully my hen." ”
The voice Yu Xiaoran heard at once, it was no one else, it was her grandmother.
Yu Xiaoran's movements stopped, looked at the people on the steps aggrievedly, and cried with a sad face, "Grandma, your hen bullied me." ”
If she can't beat it, can't she sue? She smiled smugly at the little hen in the corner. Yu Xiaoran had to sigh that her mother really helped her give birth to a smart and good brain.
If her mother knew that Yu Xiaoran only had such a little talent, she would probably want to stuff her back into her stomach or flush her into the toilet!
Sue a hen!
The old lady on the steps listened to her words, thought for a while with some distress, and spoke, "Who are you?" ”
Yu Xiaoran almost didn't fall, she called her grandma, who else could she be?
However, after thinking about it, it shouldn't be that this old lady is senile.
She dropped her broom and threw herself at her, with tears in her eyes, "Grandma, I'm your granddaughter Xiao Ran!" ”
"Xiao Ran?" The old lady asked rhetorically as if she didn't believe it, Yu Xiaoran nodded desperately, fortunately, this old lady has not yet reached the point where she can't hear, just when Yu Xiaoran felt gratifying, the old lady glanced at her coldly, "Why are you still like a monkey?" ”
Let her, let her die.
It's okay to be ridiculed by the hen, it's still considered a monkey, can you still live this summer vacation?
"Grandma, why are you crowding people so much." Yu Xiaoran spoke dissatisfiedly.
The old lady was still unmoved, "I looked like a monkey when I was a child, and I haven't grown into an orangutan for so long, and I don't know how your mother raised you." As she spoke, she walked into the back room, leaving Yu Xiaoran staring dryly behind her.
Your family can raise monkeys to be orangutans!
(Hey, don't forget that you and the old lady came as a family) "When did you arrive?" The old lady asked.
Yu Xiaoran said sullenly, "When you asked me to pick up eggs." ”
"Tell you to pick up eggs?" The old lady looked at her suspiciously, "When did I tell you to pick up the eggs?" ”
"Just now."
"Nonsense." The old lady glared at her, "Just now I obviously asked a person with a thief's eyebrows to pick it up." ”
Thief's eyebrows!
Yu Xiaoran's eyes widened, it turned out that she not only looked like a monkey that had not yet changed into an orangutan, but also had mouse eyes, a monkey with mouse eyes on her face, is this like words?
Also, how dare you ask a thief-looking person to help you pick up eggs, and you're not afraid of being stolen? You're a funny little old lady.
The old lady put down the basket in her hand, sat down on the wooden stool, and asked, "Have you eaten?" ”
Great, I finally remember to eat first.
"Not yet, not yet." Yu Xiaoran looked at her with a smile.
The old lady's buttocks were not yet hot, and she stood up again, "Go pick the vegetables, and come back to cook them after picking them." ”
Yu Xiaoran's face immediately wilted, "Grandma, I'm so far away, you can make a meal for me." "The most important thing is that she can't do it, she can't do it, what if she gets into trouble after eating?
The old lady glanced at her, "What did your mother tell you to do here?" ”
"Serving you." Yu Xiaoran said truthfully.
"That's not it." The old lady patted her mouth and yawned as she spoke, "Grandma, I'll go to the lie down first, and then call me when it's done, I'm not allowed to eat until I pick the vegetables." ”
……
"Yes." Well, she should have known the Tao from the beginning, coming to grandma is definitely not to enjoy happiness, definitely not to enjoy the joy of grandchildren.
She looked up at the sky that was almost dark, and hurriedly took the basket that the old lady had just put there, and ran to pick vegetables, otherwise, she would really be hungry.
The sky in the countryside is not as noisy as in the city, the sky here is very clear and clear, and even the stars seem to be magnified several times.
The green fields are surrounded by the cries of frogs and the chirping of crickets, and although it is a big night, it does not seem deserted.
"Really, I have to come to pick vegetables at night, I'm afraid I'm the only one Yu Xiaoran." In the early years, she played a game of stealing vegetables on the Internet, and she would get up in the middle of the night to turn on the computer, just to pick a radish from Lao Li's family and a chili pepper from Lao Wang's family.
However, her purpose is not big enough to make a fortune, just to fill her stomach, after all, there is still a certain distance between the ideal and the reality.
She carried a basket on her back and swayed to the ground, "I knew that Lu Dao would have asked Yu An to buy some snacks for later, otherwise I wouldn't be here now." ”
Speaking of Yu Anye, this guy is really hateful, she doesn't call it, it's because she's angry, but you kid really didn't make a single phone call, what a stingy ghost, she gritted her teeth and gestured in mid-air, "If I go back, you will die, it will definitely not be you who make a phone call to apologize, this time I must give you some color." ”
That's right, she must no longer be so unambitious to be led by Yu Anye's nose all the time, she must turn over as a farmer and be the master, beat gongs and drums and sing!
"Yes, it has to be like this." She nodded, "But what time is it?" I don't know if I can catch dinner time when I go back after picking vegetables. She took out her mobile phone, and in the dark field, a faint blue light lit up, followed by a mournful ghost cry with a long sound.
Even if she is in the countryside, it is not yet time for the ghost to come out, so the ghost scream is none other than Yu Xiaoran, at this time, her face is full of panic, and she is dumbfounded looking at the various information displayed on the mobile phone screen.
14 missed calls! 21 missed messages! And these are all from the same person, Yu Anye!
After looking at it again, it was over, she turned the phone to silent, and it hadn't been turned back until now, looking at the shocking number, she could almost imagine the appearance of the eldest young master gritting his teeth on the phone.
She swallowed weakly, and secretly erased the records and pretended that none of these things had ever happened, but just as she pressed the OK button, a loud ringing of the cell phone rang again.
"It's over, it's Yu Anye!" She looked at the bright name, her face turned white with fright, if she took it now, she would definitely finish the game, so she must not take it.
As soon as I closed my eyes, a phone call hung up!
As soon as I opened my eyes, another call came!
Cry!
With all her courage, she pressed the answer button tremblingly, and cautiously leaned close to her ear.