Chapter 10: The Mighty Old Lady
Yu Xiaoran just said that he would punish the eldest young master well, and he must not forgive the eldest young master's arrogance and ambition because of a phone call, and was replaced by a flattering smile, "Wow, hahaha, Yu Anye, good evening, no time difference, it's night on my side, and so is it on your side?" Have you eaten enough? Hungry or not? Why don't you make a phone call and ask someone to help you make a bowl of noodles? ”
Yu Xiaoran was so nervous that she was alone and crackled a bunch of words, but there was no voice from Yu Anye over there, she calmed down, and it seemed that she could still hear the sound of Yu Anye grinding her teeth.
Well, confess leniently, resist strictly, Yu Xiaoran has always been a good boy who knows each other.
She whispered, "Yu Anye, I was wrong. ”
Yu An also spoke unhurriedly, "What's wrong?" ”
"I shouldn't have missed your call." She replied truthfully.
"And then?"
"I shouldn't have called you yet."
"Yes." He nodded, affirming her words, "What else?" ”
"You shouldn't try to get away with it."
"Yes." Yu Anye's voice stopped, and he continued to wait for Yu Xiaoran's next words.
"And?" She was stunned for a moment, wouldn't she, even he knew that?
After a pause, she muttered quietly, "I shouldn't have been secretly scolding you just now." ”
"Scold me?" His tone sank a little, "What are you scolding?" ”
"Scolding you, scolding you for not giving me a call, you're a stingy person." Well, she wouldn't have thought she had caused the mute herself.
He chuckled, "Yu Xiaoran, if I keep asking like this, how many more crimes will you tell that I don't know?" ”
"Yu Anye, just let me go." Yu Xiaoran cried with a sad face, "I have already been punished." ”
"Oh, what punishment?" Yu An was also a little curious.
"There was a super big hen bullying me and pecking at my hand desperately." She glanced at the marks on her index finger like a mosquito bite, and continued to cry pitifully without blushing and crying, "It's all bleeding, and I think I'm not far from anemia if I continue to flow like this, and grandma also said that I am a monkey who will never grow into an orangutan, and no one will want it." ”
She cried with a handful of snot and tears, although she deliberately exaggerated the seriousness of the matter, but only in this way could she win Yu Anye's sympathy and escape.
"You've been bullied by a hen?" Yu An also asked incredulously, "A monkey that won't grow into an orangutan?" He laughed incredulously, "Yu Xiaoran, it seems that your life today is extraordinary." ”
"That's not the case." Sister, she obviously wanted to win sympathy, how did it become his ridicule, this plan can't work again, she said aggrievedly, "Yu Anye, grandma also said, I won't give me food if I don't pick the vegetables, I haven't eaten yet, I'm about to starve to death and can't see tomorrow's sun, you will never see a lively Yu Xiaoran in the future." ”
Listening to her tone, it is enough to be comparable to a little daughter-in-law who was abused by her mother-in-law.
But despite this, this sentence still worked, and Yu Anye's tone finally slowed down a little, with some worry, "Yu Xiaoran, you haven't eaten yet?" ”
"En-en-en." Yu Xiaoran nodded desperately, she wouldn't tell Yu An how many sausages and chicken wings she bought on the train, she really couldn't eat it, and she lost half of the sausage, and she was distressed to death.
"Ugh." Yu An also sighed helplessly, "I know that you guys won't live so peacefully." ”
Yu Xiaoran was still in tears, "People are forced." ”
"I have known for a long time that Lu Dao will be like this, and I don't know how many times Lu Dao has starved to death when you pick up the vegetables, I put some bread and snacks in your suitcase, if you are really hungry, eat those first."
"Really?" She was listless and radiant all of a sudden, no wonder she felt that she had so much luggage, and she also needed two suitcases, it turned out that Xiaozi secretly put something, "Yu An, you are so good, Mo Da." ”
"Snort." I don't know if Yu An also heard that she was sycophant because of food, or because she was really expressing love to him, he sneered, and he couldn't hear what it meant.
"Do you want to go to bed early?" He was the most careful to explain.
"Eun." Yu Xiaoran's head nodded like pounding garlic, and now Yu An said that everything was right.
Yu Xiaoran said a few more words to Yu Anye, then hurriedly hung up the phone, and as soon as he entered the door, he took out all the things in the suitcase, and sure enough, the person who knew her was Yu Anye, all of them were her favorite snacks, this guy usually didn't allow her to eat these, saying what kind of junk food it was, and now he didn't buy a bunch for her.
She secretly laughed a few times, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"No, there's a stupid guy laughing." She replied without hesitation, but she was relieved when the words came to her lips, and she turned her head in a daze, and found an old lady standing behind her gloomily looking at her, "Grandma, grandma......"
Grandma glanced at her and asked, "Have you picked the vegetables back?" ”
"Nope." She lowered her head and said, anyway, if you don't pick it, you don't pick it, if you don't pick the vegetables, she still has the snacks that Yu An also brought her, what are you afraid of?
Yu An is also a strong backing for her.
Long live Yu An, long live Yu Dashen!
The old lady looked at her with a straight face, and looked slightly sideways at the pile of snacks behind her, "What's that?" ”
"That's, that's my food tonight." She said without hesitation, but as soon as she finished speaking, she regretted it, and she couldn't wait to slap herself and tell you to talk quickly!
Sure enough, she saw the old lady's tightly pursed mouth loosen slightly, and smiled a little grimly, "Do you remember what I told you before I told you to pick vegetables?" ”
"You are not allowed to eat until you finish picking the vegetables!"
"Yes." The old lady nodded and held out a hand, "Take it." ”
Yu Xiaoran hurriedly fell back, protecting her most embarrassing net worth, and looked at the old lady pitifully, "Grandma......"
It's a pity that the old lady didn't eat her set at all, "Take it quickly, those who haven't finished picking the vegetables are not allowed to eat." ”
It is impossible to say that Yu Xiaoran watched the old lady move away all her last snacks without falling to the ground.
You said you're an old lady, your teeth are almost gone, can you eat potato chips? If you eat too much pork intestine, can you taste any ham sausage? The hens have seen too much, do you know where to start the best chicken wings?
An old lady who has lived for more than half a century is grabbing snacks with her, and Yu Xiaoran's heart is bleeding!
"Grandma, you said that people who didn't pick vegetables were not allowed to eat, and you didn't pick vegetables either!" She finally let go and accused the old lady in front of her, at least, at least one sausage should be retrieved.
The old lady opened a chicken wing and glared at her, "Who grows the vegetables?" I didn't plant it, where did you pick it? ”
Yu Xiaoran was silent.
But as soon as she saw that the old lady actually gave half of the chicken wings in her hand to the hen who was brewing emotions in the chicken coop and preparing to lay eggs tomorrow, she was not calm, why would she rather give her little hen than give her granddaughter!
"Grandma, this chicken didn't pick vegetables or grow vegetables, why should it eat!"
As soon as she said this, the old lady looked at her as if she was looking at an idiot, "Without it, you still want to eat chicken wings?" ”
As a result, Yu Xiaoran fell into the dilemma of whether there was a chicken or a chicken wing in this world!
"Come on, come on, goo, my lovely hen, eat more, and lay more eggs for my old woman tomorrow!"
The old lady is smiling and feeds chicken wings to the tsundere chicken who doesn't open his eyes once!
I'm really not worried that it won't lay eggs tomorrow and lay a bunch of chicken rakes.
Yu Xiaoran burst into tears, in her grandmother's heart, she was not as good as the hen, at least it would lay eggs, she would only eat eggs...... She's not going to die......
In the middle of the night, Yu Xiaoran's stomach was rumbling with hunger, and he couldn't fall asleep when he turned over in bed.
It's good now, she was treated so inhumanely on the first day she came, she didn't want to say anything, but at least she thought she should let her sleep, she fell asleep yesterday because she was hungry for a long time, but this old lady was fine, and before seven o'clock in the morning, she rushed directly into her room and woke her up.
The old lady lifted her quilt, "Girl, girl, get up, how can you sleep better than me, get up quickly." ”
Yu Xiaoran still squinted her eyes and fell asleep unconscious, only to know that the quilt on Lu Dao's body was gone, and she grabbed the quilt in confusion and was about to cover her body, but she found that she couldn't pull it out.
Can't she be, can't she not cover it? She simply threw the quilt away, and continued to roll over and curl up to sleep.
It's just that before this can be turned over, a deafening roar immediately came from my ears, "Hurry up and get me up, the sun is on my ass." ”
Yu Xiaoran, who was sleeping in a daze, was suddenly awakened by this thunder, and sat up from the bed suddenly, "The earthquake has been earthquake." ”
She climbed out of bed and was about to run out in her slippers, but when she lowered her head, she noticed that there was an extra pair of old man's cloth shoes in front of her, and when she looked up, the old lady was looking at her with a thief smile, and she instantly understood what was happening.
She frowned and immediately retracted into bed, planning to sleep again, but when she pulled the quilt, she was taken away by the old lady, "Why don't you get up yet, why do you sleep so much?" ”
Yu Xiaoran muttered, with a thick tiredness and reluctance, and looked at her coquettishly, "Grandma, people are growing their bodies now, they must sleep as much as possible, if you don't get enough sleep, you won't grow taller, you just let me sleep." ”
As he spoke, he shook the old lady's hand vigorously.
"Heh, long body." The old lady laughed incredulously, and said to her, "If you sleep again, you will grow into the body of a pig."
……
Yu Xiaoran was speechless all of a sudden.
Old lady, you are strong! You win!