Chapter 83, I'm really not interested in you!
Chapter 83, I'm really not interested in you!
As soon as Song Ruxue said this, Xiaofeng and He Dazhuang were taken aback.
What's going on? Xiaofeng only felt that the Venus was rising in front of him.
It's not that I can't understand it, it's that the world is changing fast.
Teacher Song, who just taught himself that he couldn't fold paper airplanes to pick up girls, why did he turn the muzzle of the gun so quickly, and instead said that I folded the paper airplane for her? And said I was going to ask her out for dinner?
"Xiaofeng, you say, isn't it?" Song Ruxue glanced at Xiao Feng.
Xiaofeng understood.
"Oh, yes, yes. Mr. Song, the paper airplane I folded was originally flown to you. Unexpectedly, I fell halfway through. Xiaofeng said very cooperatively.
"You, really." Ruxue smiled coquettishly, "If you want to ask the teacher for dinner, just tell me directly." Why bother folding a paper airplane? If it is seen by the students, how bad will it be? ”
She blushed shyly and winked at Xiaofeng.
This Teacher Song is a nymphomaniac today?
He Dazhuang was also stunned.
"You, what do you say? Paper airplanes? Do you still have a dinner appointment with Ruxue? He Dazhuang's eyes were almost blistered, "Is there a mistake?" Ruxue, he, he's your student? Is this little kid still inviting you to dinner? ”
"Yes, he's my student, can't the student invite the teacher to dinner? Xiaofeng, what do you say? Song Ruxue raised her head proudly and winked at Xiaofeng.
Her flattering eyes, not only Xiaofeng saw it, but He Dazhuang also saw it.
What the hell is going on? This little wind, it seems that he is also involved with Song Ruxue?
Teacher-student love? No way?
"Yes, of course students can invite teachers to dinner." Xiao Fengle said happily, "Teacher Song, you must come." ”
"Yes, it must be." Song Ruxue also smiled, and then looked at He Dazhuang, "Director He, look, why didn't anyone ask me out?" Isn't there just one person? ”
"Ruxue, what are you doing here? He's your student, and you're eating with your student, what's going on? He Dazhuang showed an incredulous expression.
"Teacher He, I don't like to hear what you say." Xiaofeng spoke, "I invited the teacher to dinner, what's wrong?" Broke the school rules? ”
"Well, that's not there." He Dazhuang thought about it for a while, and it seemed that there was no such thing in the school rules.
"However, one of you is a female teacher and the other is a male student??????" He Dazhuang was still full of jealousy.
"I know what you're going to say. Did you say that I invited Teacher Song to soak her? Xiaofeng walked over, took out his finger on He Dazhuang's chest and nodded, "Let me tell you, Director He, I'm not the kind of big ** who is full of messy things." ”
He Dazhuang's face turned purple all of a sudden.
Obviously, Xiaofeng is alluding to the fact that he is the kind of **.
Ruxue also smiled heartily.
"I invited Teacher Song to dinner, it was out of teacher-student feelings, very pure." Xiaofeng Zhengse said, "What, you can invite the female teacher to dinner, but I can't invite the female teacher to dinner?" That's what you eat for? Do you still eat three meals a day, do you do that kind of thing every day? ”
Poof, Song Ruxue laughed.
"You?????? You're so rude! He Dazhuang had no choice but to scold hatefully.
"yes, I'm rude. I'm not hypocritical, though, unlike some people. Xiao Feng turned around He Dazhuang, and his eyes kept staring at He Dazhuang, and he was furious.
"Okay, even if it's, even if I'm going to pursue my own teacher, so what?" Xiaofeng continued, "Can't a teacher and a student fall in love? Teacher Song and I ??????"
As he spoke, Xiaofeng walked to Ruxue's side.
His next action stunned Ruxue and He Dazhuang.
Xiaofeng actually stretched out his hands and hugged Ruxue's shoulders, as if hugging his lover.
"Teacher Song and I, the man is unmarried, the woman is unmarried, even if we walk together, who dares to say anything?" He said sternly.
Ruxue's heart chuckled.
Xiaofeng's hands rested on her smooth skin, and an electric current flowed into her heart through those hands.
This feeling has never been felt before.
She was even reluctant to let Xiaofeng put down her hands, and it was best to put them on as long as possible.
What the hell is wrong with you? I was actually electrified by this little hairy child?
Feelings are really elusive!
And He Dazhuang, opened his mouth wide, and his mind was blank.
"You, you're messing around?" It took him a long time before he came up with this sentence.
"Teacher He, how can this be called chaos? Do you teach too much English, and you don't even know what to say in Chinese? I am not related to Mr. Song, and I have no blood relationship, even if I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, I can get a marriage certificate. Xiao Feng said with a heartfelt voice.
"Marriage license?" Song Ruxue is not happy now.
I'm going to marry you, the teacher, the student? What do you think? Save it.
"Xiaofeng, what do you say? Point to point, point to point. Ruxue pushed away Xiaofeng's hand on her shoulder and whispered.
"Hehe, Sister Ruxue, if I don't say it a little too much, this He Dazhuang will still entangle you. We'll put on a show for him. Xiaofeng quietly leaned on Ruxue's ears and said.
"Okay." Ruxue nodded and looked at Xiaofeng with a smile.
"You guys, you two! All right! Seeing the two teachers and students biting their ears so intimately, He Dazhuang, who was angry and annoyed, couldn't stand it anymore, "Song Ruxue, I will tell the principal that you are using your identity as a teacher to mess with your male students about male and female relationships!" You wait! ”
"He Dazhuang, what nonsense are you talking about?" The violent Ruxue stood up, picked up a feather duster, and grabbed it in his hand, "What messing with the relationship between men and women?" Did you see it, or did you hear it? If you talk nonsense again, I'll beat you to death! ”
As she spoke, she grabbed the feather duster and hit He Dazhuang.
He Dazhuang was so frightened that he dodged and ran out of the door in embarrassment.
"Hahaha!" Xiaofeng and Ruxue both smiled.
"I'm laughing to death." Xiaofeng clapped his hands, "Sister Ruxue, you are so powerful!" As soon as this feather duster was hit, it scared this ** away. ”
"Of course." Ruxue crossed her waist, "Just this guy, if you don't give him something powerful, he won't know how powerful my Song Ruxue is." You can't be polite to this kind of person! ”
"That's right. Sister Ruxue, he is a sanctimonious guy, let me tell you, I was in the men's bathroom that day??????" Xiaofeng leaned on Ruxue's ear again and told Ruxue everything he heard in the toilet that day.
"What? He was really in the toilet???????? When Ruxue heard this, she really blushed.
"Yes, Sister Ruxue, how can a guy like him be the director of the Academic Affairs Office in this second middle school? What a well-dressed beast! Such a guy should have been expelled from the teaching team a long time ago! ”
"Ugh." Ruxue sighed, "Isn't it okay for people to do so?" Who can get rid of him? ”
"He harassed you like this, you should have beaten him with a feather duster." Xiaofeng said.
"Of course I wanted to hit him. It's a pity that he and I are colleagues, and he is also the head of the school, and I am just a new teacher who has just arrived here, so I am inconvenient. Xiaofeng, thank you for helping me out of the siege. Ruxue's face was still red.
At this time, the class bell rang.
"Oh, it's not good, Xiaofeng, I'm delaying your class." Ruxue was a little embarrassed.
"It's fine. Sister Ruxue, didn't you say that if I don't admit my mistakes, I won't be allowed to go back to class? That's what you say, oh? ”
"Didn't I scare you?" Ruxue said, "However, you don't want to do this kind of thing in the class in the future." You just gave it to Xiaoyu, right? ”
"Hehe, Sister Ruxue, didn't you just say that I gave it to you?" Xiaofeng joked again.
"Cut, fold it to me? It's weird. "Ruxue's heart is sour.
"How do you know that I didn't fold it to you? There's a name on it, huh? Xiaofeng smiled evilly.
"This ?????? Of course, there is none. ”
"That's it, then do you know who I folded it to?" Xiaofeng smiled, "Don't talk about this." Oh, by the way, I can't treat you to dinner tonight, I don't have any money. ”
"Didn't I just talk nonsense, did you take it seriously?" Ruxue smiled.
"Oh, it's a lie after talking for a long time." Xiaofeng was suddenly a little disappointed.
Ruxue also saw the flicker of loss on Xiao Feng's face, she smiled and said, "I invite you for this dinner in the evening." ”
"What? Do you please me? Xiaofeng was overjoyed, "Really? ”
"Of course." Ruxue said, "You helped me out of the siege just now, and I haven't thanked you yet." This dinner in the evening, even if I thank you. ”
"I'm afraid that's not right, right? How can there be a reason for a teacher to invite a student? Xiaofeng scratched his head.
"After class, we are not a teacher and a student, we are good sisters and brothers, right?" Ruxue smiled, "That's what you said?" ”
"Hehe, yes, yes."
"That's it, as an older sister, invite your younger brother to dinner, there is always a reason for this. But don't be cranky. I'm really not interested in a kid like you. You just said that you want to get a certificate with me? What the hell are you thinking? ”
"Sister Ruxue, do you still think I really want to marry you?" Xiaofeng pursed his lips, "I'm really not interested in an old woman like you, and it's even more impossible to be a wife." ”
"You ??????" Ruxue was so angry that she couldn't speak. You actually call me an old woman?
"Alright, I'll go first. Oh, you're going to have to treat me to a good meal at night. Let me tell you, if it's less than 200 yuan, I won't go. With that, the breeze swaggered away.
"Phew! Lu Xiaofeng, what do you think is so great about you? My Song beauty invited you to dinner, and you still picked and choose, do you really think that people are chasing you?
I'm just blind, and I'm not going to look for a bastard like you! ”
Ruxue smacked at Xiaofeng's back and scolded??????