Chapter 84, if you are late, you will not be punished!
Chapter 84, if you are late, you will not be punished!
When Xiaofeng returned to the classroom, he was dumbfounded.
The person standing on the podium in the classroom was actually He Dazhuang.
What's going on? Didn't He Dazhuang's English class take place in the afternoon?
He Dazhuang saw that Xiaofeng was late, and his heart was broken.
You kid, you finally hit the muzzle of my gun. I just let you and Ruxue tease me, and I'm going to let you kid taste my awesomeness now.
"Lu Xiaofeng, why are you only here now? Don't you know that you're late? He Dazhuang put on a very serious posture, "If you are late, you will be punished." In this lesson, you are standing in the door of the classroom, yes, just standing for me to listen to this lesson. ”
The other students in the classroom were silent, but others were smiling proudly.
The person who laughed was Chang Guangguang, just now I saw that Xiaofeng was called to the office by Teacher Song after the last class, and now he was punished by Teacher He for being late, Chang Guangguang is really relieved now.
Lu Xiaofeng, let you rob me of a woman, are you looking for a pump? You deserve to be punished!
Xiaofeng is not the kind of person who waits for death.
"Report to Mr. He, I have a special situation, and I shouldn't be considered late!" Xiaofeng said loudly.
"Special circumstances? What's the situation? Are you out of the middle to pick up girls, so you're late, right? He Dazhuang said with jealousy.
Of course, Xiaofeng can hear which girl He Dazhuang is talking about.
"Report to the teacher, it's not about picking up girls, it's about being soaked by girls." Xiaofeng said very seriously.
The classroom burst into laughter.
"It's not okay to be soaked by a girl!" He Dazhuang said sharply, "We are a school here, not a place for you to pick up a girl, a girl to pick up you." If you want to pick up a girl, soak outside! ”
"Report to the teacher, this girl is very powerful, you have to let me go to her, I can't go if I don't go."
"Xiaofeng, what kind of girl is so powerful?" Xiao Yueyue coaxed.
"Well, she's amazing. If I don't get soaked by her, she'll beat me with a feather duster! Xiaofeng said.
"Oh? What a girl? So violent? Xiao Yueyue made a frightened expression.
He Dazhuang felt a little bad, what was Lu Xiaofeng talking about?
"Report to the teacher, report to the students, this girl is Teacher Song. I was called by Mr. Song just now. Teacher Song said that I was not allowed to come back to class, and I had to explain clearly before I could go back. So I had to be soaked by her at her place, so I was late. Xiaofeng looked up.
"Ha Luha, I've been doing it for a long time, this girl is Teacher Song? It's so good, our Xiaofeng was actually soaked by Teacher Song? Xiao Yueyue laughed.
The other classmates also laughed, only Xiao Yu had a blank face, staring at Xiao Feng very seriously.
"You, you?????? It's useless for you to be called by Teacher Song. It's my class now, and it's useless for anyone to tell you to go. He Dazhuang still said unrelentingly.
"Oh, okay, then I'll go back and let Teacher Song come and explain to you. However, I'm afraid she'll come over with that feather duster, it's not good, I'm afraid of being beaten by her! Xiaofeng said pitifully.
Feather duster? As soon as he heard this, He Dazhuang's face changed in fright.
If this Xiaofeng brings that Song Ruxue over, Song Ruxue really wants to bring that feather duster, and if she can't say it, she will smoke it on herself.
"Okay, okay, since it's Teacher Song talking to you, it's too late. Alright, hurry back to your seat. He Dazhuang reluctantly let Xiaofeng return to his seat.
A student who is called by the teacher to be late for the next class cannot be counted as being late. If he still insists on punishing Xiaofeng, maybe, if this Song Ruxue knows the truth, she still thinks that she is deliberately targeting her? Then she doesn't make trouble with herself?
Now, with Song Ruxue's support, He Dazhuang didn't dare to rashly attack Xiao Feng.
In the future, let's find another opportunity to deal with this kid.
After the laughter, everything was back to normal.
This teacher He Dazhuang and the director of academic affairs, spoke a bird language and began to talk about the class.
But Xiaofeng is not interested in class, this course is too easy for him.
What he was more concerned about was that the results of yesterday's exam had not come out? If her score can be 20 points higher than Sister Xiaoyu, won't she be her girlfriend?
At the thought of this, Xiaofeng became happy.
Finally got through to the end of class. Now, Xiaofeng finally has a chance to harass Xiaoyu.
"Hi, hello!" Xiao Feng walked over with a big grin, smiled at Xiao Yu and the big bucktooth Xue Hong beside her, and said hello.
"Hello." Xue Hong's heart was pounding, and the blistering eyes were even more like bubbles, crystal clear.
Xiaoyu didn't pay attention to the courteous breeze at all.
"Sister Xiaoyu, why don't you speak?" Xiaofeng will not let go of this opportunity.
For girls, you need to chase and beat them hard.
When Xue Hong, who had big buckteeth, heard it, he realized that Xiaofeng was not looking for him. She was so angry that she simply left her seat.
For Xiaofeng, it would be better not to have her to make a light bulb next to her.
He simply sat in Xue Hong's seat and looked at Xiaoyu sideways.
"Don't sit next to me, go back to your seat!" Xiaoyu said angrily.
"Go back? Why should I go back? Could it be that I smell of it? Sister Xiaoyu, why do you seem to want to reject me thousands of miles away? Isn't that right? Xiao Feng said with a smile.
"What's wrong with that?" Xiaoyu turned her head and stared at Xiaofeng fiercely, "Didn't you say that there is a girl who wants to soak you?" Then you go find that girl, what are you doing with me? ”
Xiaofeng understood a little, and still smiled.
"Sister Xiaoyu, didn't I make a joke with my classmates? That's me, what's going to soak me? ”
"It's good to know the way, even if you have self-knowledge." Xiaoyu snorted from her nose with a contemptuous expression.
"I'm not done yet. I said, just like me, who else would dare to soak me except you? Xiaofeng smiled, and actually reached out and touched the hair on the back of Xiaoyu's head.
"What are you doing? Don't move your hands and feet! Xiaoyu was annoyed and pushed Xiaofeng's hand away, "You think this is your house?" This is a classroom, and the students are watching us. ”
Sure enough, there were a few students who stayed in the classroom and looked at Xiaofeng and Xiaoyu with a strange look.
"Hehe, I'll treat them as air!" Xiaofeng smiled.
"I think you're the air? Okay, I'm going to get out of the way, don't bother me. ”
As he spoke, Xiaoyu pushed away Xiaofeng fiercely and strode out of the classroom.
But Xiaofeng still followed.
"Sister Xiaoyu, why don't you ignore me? Didn't we eat together at noon yesterday? Why are you suddenly cold to me today? Am I offending you somewhere? Xiaofeng followed behind Xiaoyu and said very aggrievedly.
But Xiaoyu still ignored it.
Xiaofeng wanted to continue to follow her, but at this time, a person suddenly appeared halfway and stopped between him and Xiaoyu.
"Stop! What have you been following her for? Want to harass people? The guy said.
Xiaofeng saw that this nasty guy was the same constant light again.
When the enemies saw each other, they were very red-eyed.
Xiaoyu took advantage of this effort and ran away.
"Look at it, people don't care about you anymore, are you still so tight? Are you going to be a follower? Chang Guangguang intervened and glanced at Xiaofeng.
"Why can't I follow? What's the matter with you? Xiaofeng is not welcome.
"Boy, I'll make it clear to you. Qin Xiaoyu, I've already taken a fancy to it. If you want to fight with me, you will kill yourself. If you dare to pester him again, I'll have someone clean you up!" Oh, by the way, I heard you were chased around yesterday, didn't you? I also heard that you ran away with nowhere to hide, so you simply pretended to be a woman and mixed up, and you also held hands with our Teacher Song, shoulder to shoulder, so intimate, is there such a thing? Chang Guangguang sneered.
"How do you know the way?" Xiaofeng looked at this guy, "Oh, are those two guys you invited?" ”
In fact, Xiao Feng had long known that the thin monkey and the stupid big man were Chang Guangguang's helpers, but Chang Guangguang still had to admit it.
"That's right, it's the person I invited, how about it? You may not know who I Chang Guangguang is, right? Let me tell you, my brother Chang Huihui, nicknamed 'Brother Hui', you don't know who he is, right? He wants to strangle you like an ant. ”
"I know you don't have to scare me. Isn't he just that little gangster of the Black Dragon Society, what's the big deal? "Xiaofeng doesn't eat this," I've seen him before, and it's not a big deal, what's there?" You don't have the ability to beat me, so you can invite your brother out? What kind of hero, what kind of man? If it's a man, you might as well invite your little brother over. ”
"Please come to my little brother? Where do I have any little brother? Chang Guangguang was puzzled.
"Oh, that's not what I said." Xiao Feng smiled and pointed to Chang Guangguang's underneath, "Everyone heard it, Chang Guangguang admitted that he didn't have a little brother, hahaha!" ”
"Why didn't Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu also told you that this little brother of Lao Tzu is no bigger than you! Chang Guangguang raised his head and squinted at the breeze.
Hearing this, Xiaofeng smiled, but didn't speak, just laughed there.
Chang Guangguang didn't know what Xiao Feng was laughing at.
He looked around, only to find that at some point, Xiaoyu had already walked to his side.
Xiaoyu frowned, looked at him, then shook her head and walked away.
"Sister Xiaoyu, go slowly! Next time, don't hear this guy say something that is inappropriate for children. Xiao Feng said happily.
It turned out that Xiaofeng had already seen Xiaoyu who had walked back behind Chang Guangguang.
Xiaofeng deliberately said that to Chang Guangguang, just to stimulate this guy and make him crazy and talk nonsense.
At this time, Chang Guangguang was embarrassed in front of Xiaoyu.
"How? Stupid big man, you're embarrassed, aren't you? Xiao Feng looked at Chang Guangguang mockingly and said.
"Lu Xiaofeng, don't be complacent!" Chang Guangguang said hatefully, "It's you who is ashamed!" Let me tell you, the way you were so entangled with Teacher Song yesterday that the students in the class knew about it. Hmph, you've lost face now, haven't you? Not only are you pretending to be a woman, but you're also so close to your teacher. Hmph, Xiaoyu has already known the Tao now, so won't she like people like you? You are a shemale, a pervert, a teacher fetish, no discipline, no character! ”
"What did you say?" Xiao Feng's eyes widened??????