Chapter 42: Chrysanthemums Transform into Sunflowers
Early in the morning, after eating breakfast made by Thunder Blade, I got on Thunder Blade's two-wheeled car and came to the TV station.
"Remember to come back and cook for me in the evening!" Wen Wen put these words down and turned around and walked into the TV station building.
"I know it!" Thunderblade replied, and was about to ride to the company, when there was a screeching sound of brakes in front of him.
The car door opened from the inside, and Lu Dingji walked out of the car dressed in a suit, not feeling hot, looking at Lei Blade, and deliberately straightening the clothes on his chest, afraid that Lei Blade would not be able to see the diamond pin on his chest.
"Mr. Lei is really considerate, and he drove her to work on his bicycle early in the morning." Lu Dingji said with a smile, but his eyes were intentionally or unintentionally aimed at the old bicycle of the Thunder Blade, showing a look of contempt.
Thunder Blade smiled quietly: "That's, who made her my girlfriend!" ”
Hearing Lei Blade's "girlfriend", the muscles on Lu Dingji's face twitched obviously, and he pulled down his face and shouted: "You are a broken security guard, and you are not worthy of a perfect girl like Xinxin at all." A girl like her should be born to sit in a luxury car, live in a bungalow, go in and out of various luxury clubs, and make friends with all kinds of people with status, instead of ...... With you, under the sun, riding a broken bicycle to work. ”
Looking at Lu Dingji's gushing appearance, Lei Jian smiled faintly, stretched out two fingers, and said to Lu Dingji: "First, close your dog's mouth and get out of the way for me; Second, the word Xinxin is not what you called. Mr. Lu, my temper has always been bad, if you don't do what I say, then if I get impulsive and start acting on you, it won't look good. ”
"Threaten me?" Lu Dingji's expression was cold, and he asked with a calm face.
Thunder Blade shook his head and said lightly, "I've never threatened others. ”
"Tell me, how much do you want?" Seeing this, Lu Dingji thought that the thunder blade was frightened, and his body couldn't help but exude a kind of royal spirit, and waved his hand fiercely, "I, as a person, have set goals in this life, none of them cannot be completed, and this time is no exception." If you know each other, just tell me a number, and then get out of Xinxin's side for me! ”
Seeing that the thunder blade didn't speak, Lu Dingji snorted, stretched out a finger and asked, "One million?"
The thunder blade didn't say a word, but there was a bit of cold momentum in his eyes.
"Two million?"
……
"Or five million?" When he reached the fifth finger, Lu Dingji saw that the Thunder Blade was still unmoved, so he shook his head and said earnestly: "Thunder Blade, there is nothing wrong with men liking beautiful women, but beautiful women are sometimes trouble." A woman like Xinxin, you don't deserve her at all, it's better to give up early, it's better to take the money, quit that unseemly job, and find a woman who suits you, wouldn't it be good? It also saves Xinxin such a beautiful pit ......"
Before he could finish his sentence, the hand in the pocket of the thunder blade was withdrawn, and his right fist slammed into his lower abdomen, and then stood back in place, looking at him blankly.
The force of the thunder blade's blow just now was very large, which made Lu Dingji's body bend like a shrimp, and he involuntarily spit out a few mouthfuls of sour water in his mouth, pointing at the thunder blade and unable to speak.
"Mr. Lu, I said the word 'Xinxin', it's not something you can call if you want to. If you really want to dig into the wall, you should soak her yourself instead of twittering in front of me! However, now it seems that you are too scumbag, far from being worthy of her, no wonder Xin'er ignored you! Lei Jian squatted down, his eyes locked on Lu Dingji's black face, and a sneer of contempt appeared on his face.
In the blow just now, the Thunder Blade didn't do its best, but that force still made Lu Dingji sweat all over his body, and he was so painful that he couldn't hear what the Thunder Blade was saying at all.
Thunderblade straightened up, regardless of whether he saw it or not, waved his hand at him, got on his bike, and slowly left.
……
Thunderblade rode his bicycle to the parking lot, looking at the various luxury cars parked inside, and for a while he didn't know where he parked his bicycle.
After searching for a long time, Thunderblade found an empty parking space in a pile of cars.
"Whatever! There is no rule that only four-wheeled cars can be parked in the parking lot. Thunderblade muttered a few words, and immediately pushed his bicycle and walked over, parking it in the clearing.
Thunderblade parked the car and was about to leave, when a fat man in a security uniform ran behind him.
"Whose broken car is this, and how dare to park here!" The fat man said as he pulled the bike away from the parking space. However, as soon as his hand reached out, before he could touch the bike, he felt like he was caught in the pliers.
Thunder Blade said lightly: "This car is mine, do you want to push it away, with my consent?" ”
The fat man turned around and saw that the person holding him was a young man in a security uniform, and he couldn't help but scold: "You are paralyzed! Lao Tzu cart, do I still need to report to you? As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and kicked Thunder Blade's bicycle to the ground, and said proudly to Thunder Blade: "Lao Tzu will kick your car, and if you have a kind, you will beat Lao Tzu!" ”
Thunder Blade sneered, raised his leg and kicked the fat man's stomach, kicking him in the lower abdomen, and he immediately knelt down.
Although the fat man is just a small security guard in the parking lot, he often makes friends with a few gangsters on the street, plus his body looks scary, and the little white-collar workers in the company usually don't dare to offend him, so he gradually develops his domineering character. However, this time when he encountered the Thunder Blade, the fat man was completely planted.
"I've seen a fool, but I've never seen someone as stupid as you!" Thunderblade said with disdain.
The fat man deserved to be a fat man, and he actually stood up again after enduring the pain, pointed to the thunder blade and said, "You dare to beat me, believe it or not......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw the foot of the thunder blade attack again, and the fat man learned to be smart this time, and when he saw this, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his little brother.
However, just as Thunderblade's foot was about to be blocked by his hand, he suddenly turned, slipped between his legs, and hooked back upside down.
Then......
"Ahh
A pig-killing scream suddenly came out of the fat man's mouth.
Thunder Blade's kick just now kicked squarely under the fat man's crotch, and it was not the little brother who was covered by the fat man, but kicked slightly back.
In the poem, it is said that the place is called the backyard, and we usually call that place - chrysanthemum!
Chrysanthemums are remnant, and the ground is full of wounds.
The fat man's face instantly changed from white to red, and then quickly to purple.
"I only know that the road blocks the front, but the back leaks like a lady in a nightclub, no wonder you don't know how to advance or retreat." Thunderblade retracted his foot, looked at the fat man, and shook his head.
The fat man's body was crooked, and he fell directly to the ground, covering his fat buttocks with both hands, which was comparable to the pig's buttocks, and his face was twisted and rolled on the ground, and his mouth let out a painful snort.
The two companions heard the fat man's howl and rushed out of the toll room, and when they accidentally saw this scene just now, they were immediately frightened.
Thunderblade beckoned to the two of them, motioning for them to come over.
"You lift my bike up, lean on!" Thunderblade patted them on the shoulder and ordered, "You, go give me that pen and that piece of paper." By the way, there is also clear glue. ”
The two of you, you look at me, I look at you, when they hesitated to do what Lei Blade said, they only heard Lei Blade cough heavily, and the two of them suddenly trembled with fright, one hurriedly picked up the bicycle that fell to the ground, and the other hurriedly rushed into the toll room to get paper, pens and transparent glue.
"Good!" Lei Jian took the pen and paper with a smile, thought for a while, and wrote on the paper: "This land is occupied by Lao Tzu, whoever dares to move Lao Tzu's car will have ...... consequences."
Under this line of words, Lei Jian first drew a chrysanthemum, then an arrow, and then a sunflower, looking at the pictures and words on it, he couldn't help but nod with satisfaction, turned his head and asked, "What do you think of my painting?" ”
"Uh......" The two wiped the sweat from the back of their heads and quickly nodded at Thunderblade.
"Then you can stick it on the front of my car!" Thunderblade handed the paper to the other party and walked out of the parking lot triumphantly.
In today's information age, what is the fastest way to transmit information?
Phone?
Computer?
Or is it the network?
NO,NO,NO!
In Thunder Blade's view, whether it is a telephone, a computer, or the Internet, their speed is compared to the speed of a woman's gossip, and the god horse is a floating cloud! To know the road, women's gossip is the real information superhighway.
When Thunder Blade stepped into the door of the company, before he had time to punch in, Xu Yang jumped in front of Thunder Blade like a zombie and smirked at Thunder Blade: "Hehe, you are really amazing!" ”
"What's going on?" Thunder Blade asked suspiciously, but a fragrant picture appeared in his mind, "Women usually praise men for being powerful, which is a hint. Could it be that she was so fascinated by her brother's domineering spirit that she couldn't extricate herself? ”
"Humph! Look at that obscene appearance, this guy must be thinking of something bad! Yan Di snorted coldly and interrupted Thunderblade's YY.
"Don't talk about our big hero like that, it's just a masculine reaction." Xu Yang said with a smile.
"Nymphomaniac!" Yan Di glanced at Xu Yang angrily, and said softly, "It's still masculine!" I think he's a big pervert with well-developed limbs at best. ”
Lei Jian coughed dryly twice, and asked Xu Yang very seriously: "Beautiful young lady, can you tell me what happened so that you can find out that I am very handsome?" ”
Xu Yang was still giggling, and Lei Jian had no choice but to turn his inquiring gaze to Hou Yi.
Although Hou Yi's performance was obviously much more normal than Xu Yang's, his eyes still flashed with admiration, and he was a little embarrassed to see the always low-key Thunder Blade.
In the end, Yan Di couldn't help but push the two women aside, and scolded Lei Jian angrily: "You are now a celebrity in the company, are you proud?" ”