Chapter 41: Fighting Poison with Poison
Thunder Blade's expression made Wen Wen feel underwhelmed no matter how he looked at it, and he really wanted to rush up and give him two slaps.
Wen Wen bit her lip and said, "Thunder Blade, don't you doubt this girl's bargaining ability?" Otherwise, let's make a bet. ”
"Bet? I'm good at it! Thunder Blade smirked, "I don't know what Miss Lu Daowen wants to bet on?" ”
"Just bet that I can make the chicken wing seller two dollars cheaper." Wen Wen shouted with a glare.
Chicken wings are cheaper than beef, so the price reduction is also smaller, and it is more difficult to bargain. It's just that Wen Wen doesn't understand the market, so the price reduction index is set as high as beef.
"Okay, no problem! I just don't know what do you want to bet on? Thunder Blade didn't bother to explain the doorway here, and asked Wen Wen with a smile.
Wen Wen rolled his eyes and said to Thunder Blade: "If you lose, you not only have to apologize to me for what you just said, but also make three meals a day for me for free." ”
"And what if I win?"
"In addition to admitting that what you said is right, I will wash your clothes for free for a month."
"Include panties and socks!" Thunderblade laughed.
"You ......" Wen Wen clenched his fists angrily, thinking of making Thunder Blade willing to gamble and lose, he still held back and nodded with a smile, "No problem, but I also have to add one condition, that is, in addition to three meals a day, it also includes supper." If I'm hungry, whenever you're home, you'll have to cook something for me. ”
"No problem! Anyway, I'm not going to lose. Thunderblade shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.
Wen Wen hated Thunder Blade's self-righteous expression the most, and in a fit of anger, he stomped his foot fiercely, turned around and walked away.
"Boss, how much are chicken wings a pound?" Thinking about the gambling contract, Wen Wen stood excitedly in front of a shop that sold aquatic products, pointed to the chicken wings in the refrigerator that were frozen into ice, and asked with a smile.
"This, chicken wings are fifteen yuan a catty!" The boss was playing with the computer, and when he heard the sound, he just looked up casually, and the whole person couldn't help but shiver.
Belle!
Stunning beauty!
A truly stunning beauty!
Delicate face, jet-black hair, and that charming crescent moon, this pure energy is by no means those green tea who always have long hair fluttering, say that they are plain to the sky, but in fact, they wear nude makeup, pretend to be harmless to humans and animals, heartbreak without traces, and the years are quiet, and they like to stare wide-eyed and look at men innocently, in fact, the ambition is greater than anyone else's.
The boss hurriedly stood up, took off his apron with a strong fishy smell, remained on the chair casually, trotted to the warm face, and asked in a gentle voice, "Beauty, do you want to buy chicken wings?" ”
"Mmmm, it's only fifteen yuan a catty, it's too expensive!" Wen Wen touched his chin in style, frowned, and pretended to be deep, "Look, it's so late, if you don't sell these chicken wings as soon as possible, they'll be bad!" ”
"Uh......" The boss was stunned for a moment, and smiled unnaturally, "Beauty, you are really humorous!" My chicken wings are in the quick-freezer cabinet, not to mention today, even if it is half a month away, it will not be bad! ”
Wen Wen's face froze, and he said in his heart, what is going on? Why don't you play cards according to common sense? According to what Thunderblade said before, isn't it going to be bad the next day?
Lei Blade's face is helpless, this warmth really won't be improvised!
What beef wants is fresh, and it will change its flavor in three or two days, but these chicken wings or something, they are all frozen food, and it is no problem to put it for ten days and half a month.
The boss smiled and continued, "Beauty, my chicken wings are from a pure natural and pollution-free chicken, fifteen yuan a catty, absolutely no bullying!" ”
Wen Wen failed as soon as she spoke, and she was unhappy for a while, but Wen Wen was a girl who did not admit defeat, seeing that this trick was not working, her eyes rolled, and she decided to make a fuss about the quantity, and she couldn't help but think about it.
Wen Wen looked at the chicken feet on the side and asked the boss, "Boss, how much is the chicken feet a catty?" ”
"Chicken feet? This is a good fresh chicken feet, ten yuan a catty! The boss said with a smile.
"So be it! Boss, I bought all these chicken feet, how about you give me a pound of chicken wings? Han Tian looked at the boss with a blank look and asked.
The muscles on the boss's face suddenly stiffened, and Lei Blade covered his face, unable to bear to look at the warmth anymore.
"Beauty!" The boss probably saw that Wen Wen was a beauty, so he didn't scold, but said earnestly, "These chicken feet on my side are only three or four catties in total, and you buy them for thirty or forty yuan, buy my thirty or forty yuan things, and ask me to take chicken wings for fifteen yuan a catty. ”
Seeing that the second time also failed, Wen Wen's brows wrinkled decisively, and he turned his head pitifully to look at Lei Blade and asked Lei Blade for help, but seeing Lei Blade's schadenfreude at this time, the fighting spirit in Wen Wen's heart was hooked again.
"I can't be underestimated by that bastard, I've got to win this bet." Wen Wen secretly cheered himself up, "Wen Wen, you can do it, you must cut the price, believe in yourself!" ”
Wen Wen took a deep breath, adjusted his mood, and said again: "Big brother, I was joking with you just now, but I didn't expect you to be humorous at all." Hum! ”
A warm and charming coquettish sound, and something shiny flashed in his eyes, which made the boss who was already in his forties feel soft, as if he had found his first love.
Wen Wen took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Brother boss, it's the first time people come out to buy something, they won't bargain, you can sell it to us cheaper!" ”
"Okay, sell it cheaper, sell it cheaper...... the boss nodded busily, "I think you should be college students who just came out of school, right?" It's not easy to be a college student, just as much as you say. ”
"Okay, big brother boss, you're so nice! In this way, chicken wings are ten yuan a catty, chicken feet are five yuan a catty, and we buy five catties each for chicken wings and chicken feet. Big brother boss, what do you think? "A warm bite of the boss's big brother, as sweet as smearing honey on his mouth, but his face is full of joy and pride.
"Okay, good, no problem!" Watching the boss quickly find two plastic pockets and put the chicken wings and chicken feet in it, Lei Blade was decisively speechless, no matter how superb the bargaining skills, none of the coquettishness of a beautiful woman is useful!
Sure enough, beauty itself is a kind of capital, and that's true.
After successfully buying chicken wings and chicken feet, Wen Wen happily waved his hand to the boss, carrying several large pockets of things, humming songs as he walked, as if he had won five million at once.
Lei Blade looked at the boss who was grinning and almost became a nymphomaniac, and couldn't help but mourn for this boss in his heart, and when the boss lady came, this boss probably won't be better.
"See, this girl's invincible bargaining skills!" Warmly raised the things in his hand proudly, and showed off to the thunder blade with his eyebrows.
"Can you eat all of this stuff?" Thunderblade looked at the contents of his pocket and asked speechlessly.
"You care about me!" Wen Wen glared at Lei Jian for a moment, and suddenly laughed again, "Some people lost the bet, it must be uncomfortable now, right?" ”
"Cut! Isn't it just a bet? This handsome guy just does it! Thunderblade said disappreciatively.
Wen Wen, who originally wanted to take the opportunity to strike at the Thunder Blade, saw that the other party didn't care at all, so he couldn't help but be angry and hateful, raised his leg and kicked the Thunder Blade, and said angrily: "Then you still don't apologize!" ”
Thunderblade leaned down and said, "I'm sorry, big sister, I was wrong. ”
"What's wrong?" Wen Wen asked proudly.
"It's wrong to underestimate the taste of the boss who sells chicken wings, I didn't expect his taste to be so low, even you will be interested." Lei Jian shook his head and sighed again, looking like he couldn't regret it, and he gritted his teeth when he saw it warmly.
"Thunder Blade, you ......," Wen Wen snorted fiercely, "this girl will definitely make you look good!" ”
"Isn't it just to help you cook for a month? Rest assured, I'm sure you'll be satisfied. You know, I used to be an expert pig feeder in our village! Thunder Blade said lightly.
"Really? I'm afraid, you forgot, right? This girl also added just now, if I am hungry, no matter what time it is, as long as you are at home, you have to cook something for me to eat. Hohoo! Thunder Blade, you just wait to be woken up by this girl in the middle of the night, and cook something for this girl! Warm and smug smiled.
"Damn, how did Lao Tzu forget this additional condition!" Thunderblade sighed remorsefully.
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When Thunderblade was depressed, three of his old acquaintances were sitting in a private room at the Galaxy Bar.
"Brother Hai, that kid is too powerful, the three of us together are not his opponents." Zhao Bao said.
A trace of murder flashed in Wang Dahai's eyes, and he said coldly: "No matter who he is, as long as he offends Lao Tzu, he has to get Lao Tzu out of the company." Since we can't force it, then we will outwit it, I don't believe that kid has no weaknesses. ”
"That's right, we can outwit if we can't win, or Brother Hai is smart!" Zhao Bao said flatteringly.
Wang Dahai smiled proudly and asked loudly, "If you have any good ideas, tell me about them!" ”
Zhao Bao They are used to solving problems by force, and they are really not used to IQ things, so they were silent for a while.
"Brother Hai, I have an idea." After a while, Chen Guo slowly raised his hand and said.
Wang Dahai asked suspiciously, "Then tell me!" ”
As soon as Chen Guo said his idea, Wang Dahai's eyes suddenly lit up, patted Chen Guo's thigh and said, "What did you kid eat, how did you become smarter?" ”
Chen Guo scratched his head and said shyly: "My mother will give me a cup of Sanlu sooner or later, saying that it is for me to fight poison with poison." ”
"Poof......" I saw Wang Dahai squirt out the wine that he had drunk in his mouth before he had time to swallow, and said with wide eyes: "It seems that your mother really understands you!" ”