Chapter Eighty-Four: I Have a Pair of Iron Kidneys
"No, no, no!" Li Pingjiang and Jin Yiwei shook their heads at the same time, Li Pingjiang immediately shook his head again, and said helplessly: "Let's enter when they get dressed!"
In this way, the two of them and a dog stood in front of the door, staring directly at the door. "Don't they know that they are ashamed?"
"Phew! According to the deity's calculations, that kid should be about to fire!" As soon as Pidan's words fell, the door was slowly opened, and several middle-aged women in scantily clad and messy clothes appeared in front of several people.
The two of them looked at each other, only to see a pale-faced middle-aged man squeezed out from among the women, obviously caused by overindulgence, coughed twice, pretended to be majestic and said: "Who are you? Why did you come to my prince's mansion to make trouble!"
"Phew, who are you!" Li Pingjiang spit on the ground with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and lifted his pants with one hand dishonestly. The meaning is obvious.
"Master Guoshi, this is the first assistant of the general who protects the country, Triumph!" Jin Yiwei leaned on Li Pingjiang's ear and said softly: "Although he is not a monk, his martial arts are amazing!"
After listening to Jinyiwei's words, he immediately shouted: "Hello! The deity is called back! We are brothers who haven't seen each other for a long time! The younger brother misses the eldest brother very much, and I also know that the eldest brother often misses the younger brother! The younger brother is not greedy, just want two!"
As soon as Li Pingjiang heard the shameless words of the preserved egg, he directly threw the preserved egg and said coldly: "You guy is not going to fight, you are going to do eight here! Lao Tzu asked you if you are not afraid of kidney deficiency?"
Kaixuan ignored the preserved eggs, and said in his heart that he was just a dog, and immediately stared at Li Pingjiang with disdain: "Hmph! It's because I have a pair of steel kidneys! That's why I can sleep with eight girls! If I can't do this, how can I have some treatment with my status?"
Li Pingjiang shook his head, raised his chin at Jinyiwei and said, "Come! You go and buckle his kidneys!"
"Yes!" Jin Yiwei smiled sympathetically, touched the storage bag with his hand, and suddenly pulled outward, a pig-killing knife appeared in his hand, and he swaggered towards Triumph.
"Ah~" The eight women screamed and frantically rushed into the room, each looking for their own hiding place.
"Wait!" Kaixuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pointed at Jinyiwei and said: "I know that Your Excellency's martial arts are higher, and you are not Your Excellency's opponent! In order to express your apology, I plan to give all the women next to you to Your Excellency, and I hope Your Excellency will spare your life!"
"Cut! I don't like black stuff! I'm afraid of dirty my little brother!" Jin Yiwei leaked a look of disgust, which made Triumph's heart more and more cold.
"By the way, I have daughters! and no less than that!"
When Li Pingjiang heard this, "Do you want to send your daughter?" Thinking of this, he immediately got up. "How many do you have?
"Twelve! all of them are like flowers!" Triumph looked at the situation just now, and also knew that Li Pingjiang was the boss here, and when he saw Li Pingjiang coming over with great interest, a wave of hope suddenly surged in his heart.
"Introduce me!" Li Pingjiang came to Jinyiwei's side, his eyes staring at Triumph, "But you have to tell the truth! If you see the real thing later, it's different from what you said, hehe! You'll have to burp!"
When Triumph heard this, he unconsciously took two steps back and smiled reluctantly, "Uh... I've all twelve of my daughters!"
Li Pingjiang was startled, his mouth wide open enough to stuff an egg, and he glanced at Jin Yiwei, and found that the surprise in Jin Yiwei's eyes was not lower than his own.
Seeing this, Triumph quickly knelt on the ground, "But don't worry! It's definitely not black! I can guarantee it! Because it's too tight, I'll only go on it once!"
Li Pingjiang came back to his senses and looked at Triumph like a dead man and shook his head, because Li Pingjiang really couldn't listen to it anymore. Immediately gritted his teeth and said, "Damn! brute! you kill him now! Hang his head on the city gate!"
"Really..."
The pig-killing knife in Jinyiwei's hand came out of his hand, and a knife stabbed into Kaixuan's chest, and the force on the pig-killing knife directly took Kaixuan out.
There was a thud and slammed it on the table of several people. smashed the table directly, "Ah~" Another woman's scream came from the room.
Li Pingjiang clapped his palms, pointed at Ning Qianxue with his finger, and said to Jinyiwei: "Go! You go and pick up your sister-in-law! I'm afraid he will be scared!"
When Jin Yiwei heard this, his sister-in-law immediately became happy in his heart, "Haha! The national teacher really regards me, a rotten person, as a brother!" Thinking of this, he agreed, and ran directly towards Ning Qianxue, because of the excitement of the transition, he forgot why Li Pingjiang called himself over, but he couldn't.
"Hmph! stupid!" Li Pingjiang sneered, turned around and walked into the room, in less than a second, Li Pingjiang had already come to Kaixuan's corpse, and without saying a word, he directly planted Kaixuan's storage bag and put it into Langzhong.
"Stinky boy, come down quickly! Borrow your missile, there is a big rock blocking the way here!" The voice of the preserved egg came into Li Pingjiang's ears from under the big bed on the side.
Li Pingjiang was stunned for a moment, then he directly lay on the ground and looked under the bed, only to see a pile of rubble piled up under the bed, "Damn! Your uncle is really insidious!" Li Pingjiang underestimated, took out a pistol, and swept it with a weak sense to know where the eight women were, accompanied by the screams of the women, followed by the eight gunshots that banged and banged.
At this time, Jin Yiwei had already walked in with Ning Qianxue, Ning Qianxue looked at the corpse lying in the room with a pale face, and said in a trembling voice: "Ping... Jiang: This is the king... Grandpa, we're like this... Do not be affected... Hunt down to the Xu family?"
"Alas, sister-in-law, don't be afraid! In the Li Xu Empire, no one dares to say one and two!" Jin Yiwei patted his chest and promised: "The emperor will not say anything about the eldest brother when he comes!"
Li Pingjiang stood up slowly, and there was already an extra storage bag in his hand, which was snatched from the eldest woman, guessing that this should be the eldest lady.
"Don't worry! It's okay!" Li Pingjiang smiled, deliberately threw away the storage bag in his hand, and then put it into the system space.
Seeing this, Jin Yiwei didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and ran directly towards several other women.
Li Pingjiang hooked a smile on the corner of his mouth, slowly came to the big bed, lifted the big bed as soon as he opened it, and jumped into the hole under the bed without saying a word, and transmitted a voice to Ning Qianxue: "Come in! If there is any treasure in the future, you can just control that Wang Bajin Yiwei for me!"
When Ning Qianxue reacted, Li Pingjiang's figure had already disappeared into the tunnel, and after thinking about it, she finally jumped down with Li Pingjiang.
"Haha! I'm furious!" Jin Yiwei slowly put away the last woman's storage bag and played with it in his hand, "Master Guoshi, do you have any unsightly treasures there?"
After a while, Jin Yiwei, who was playing with the seven storage bags in his hand, immediately stiffened, looked around, and found that there was no figure, so he immediately put away the storage bag, ran to the bedroom, looked at the dark tunnel, and jumped down without saying a word.
"Damn, retarded!" Li Pingjiang kicked on the preserved buttocks, "What a stone is this! This is a wall!" Li Pingjiang looked at the flat wall in front of him, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"When did you come here?" Ning Qianxue squatted down, touched the head of the preserved egg with her little hand, and wanted to hold the preserved egg in her arms.
"That's right! When did you come in! You dug so far!" After Li Pingjiang finished speaking, he saw that Ning Qianxue wanted to pick up the preserved egg, and then looked at the preserved egg's triumphant face, Li Pingjiang directly grabbed the back of the preserved egg and lifted it.
"Qianxue! I'll tell you! Don't touch this thing again!"
"What's wrong? I think he's cute, huh?"
"Phew, fart, if he's cute, then what am I? Pure, lovely, and kind angel?"
Ning Qianxue didn't continue, but she was still a little happy in her heart, after all, this time was enough to prove that Li Pingjiang was caring about herself.
Li Pingjiang smiled, "Lao Tzu open this wall!" After speaking, he directly lifted the preserved egg behind him, mustered up the strength of his body, slightly brought a little spiritual power, and directly threw the preserved egg from behind him to the front of him, and smashed it into the wall in front of him.
"Stinky boy! The deity is wrong!
Before he could finish his words, he felt his butt hit something, and after a pause of less than a second, he felt like he was flying in the air again.
"It's open!" Li Pingjiang looked at the passage in front of him that only one person could pass through and nodded, directly grabbed Ning Qianxue, pushed him in, and then listened to the echo of the passage behind him, and followed directly.
"Master Guoshi! Wait for brothers! Blessings and hardships are shared together! Don't forget!"
Bang! Li Pingjiang landed on his feet, only to see that this was a wide space, and an excavator and a drilling machine were parked not far from him.
Looking to the right, there is a tunnel the size of the previous life, and there is a faint light flickering inside, "Let's go in and have a look!"
With a bang, Jinyiwei rolled down directly from the entrance of the cave, slammed on the ground, splashing a large layer of ash, Li Pingjiang and a dog were about to enter the tunnel, and they saw the embarrassed Jinyiwei.
Li Pingjiang shook his head, "Hurry up, don't blame me if the baby is gone!"
When Jin Yiwei heard this, he hurriedly got up and quickly followed.
So the three of them and the dog walked in the tunnel for about twenty minutes when they heard a roar of an excavator.
"Stinky boy! this voice is a little familiar! it looks like the excavator you drove last time!" Peel Dan tilted his head sideways and stopped with the rest of the group's footsteps.
Li Pingjiang nodded, but did not speak, slowly closed his eyes and analyzed the map of Night Dragon City in his mind for a moment, Li Pingjiang suddenly opened his eyes and exclaimed: "Oh~ I know! This TM triumphant wants to dig a tunnel to enter the treasure house of the palace! No wonder that the courtyard has not been demolished!"
"Then what should I do!" Jin Yiwei asked with some worry, "If it is stolen! I'm afraid that we, the Jinyi guards who are responsible for security, will be beheaded!"
"It's okay! before they dig there, so we're going to stop them now!"
As soon as Pidan heard the conversation between the two, he directly took over Li Pingjiang's topic, shook the dog's head and said leisurely: "Then let's sit back and enjoy it!"
When the preserved egg stabilized his head, he found that Li Pingjiang and the others had disappeared into the dark tunnel, listening to the whirring wind in the tunnel, they inadvertently had a cold war, and then hurriedly followed.
After a tunnel of left and right turns, Li Pingjiang and the three of them stopped at a bend and listened attentively to the conversation ahead.
"Plague pig, stop! One more shovel will go up and you will find the treasure house! Now we will go back and inform the Emperor Triumphant!"
"Haha! Plague dog, you're right! When the time comes, we will be the emperor's left and right protectors!"
"It's okay, it's just two people!"
"Well, and they're mortals! Why don't you go up and kill them now?"
"Ahh
Li Pingjiang and the three of them were stunned for a moment, and quickly poked out their heads, only to see the preserved egg jump up, stretch out two dog legs, and bang them! The two dog legs kicked on the throats of the two people who spoke, and they only heard the crisp sound of a bone breaking sound.
The two men who had just come out of the excavator were sent by a dog to receive a boxed lunch.
"Uh-huh, baby-deity!!" looked as if nothing had happened, looking left and right.
Li Pingjiang and the three of them walked out slowly, Li Pingjiang still had the same method, kicking on the buttocks of the preserved egg, "Can you let Lao Tzu ask a few words, are you going to kill them?"
After speaking, he came to the earthen wall in front of him depressedly, directly took out the Bihai Sword, inserted the sword into the soil, and turned back and forth up and down, left and right, Li Pingjiang put away the Bihai Sword, "Come here!"
The two of them walked up with some trepidation, "Master Guoshi, will we be suspected of digging a tunnel like this?
Before Jin Yiwei's words were finished, Li Pingjiang kicked on the earthen wall, only to hear the earth wall make a bang and flew out. Immediately there was an angry roar from inside, "Wang Bang! Xu Chuan! Do you want to? If you don't, I'm taking a treasure!"
When the three of them heard this, they hurriedly looked inside, only to see that there was a big table in the middle of many heavenly and earthly treasures, and beside the table, Xu Tong, Xu Yongguo, and Xu Chuan, who were awakened by the sound of Li Pingjiang's kicking of the earthen wall, looked at their group of three people and one dog.
Li Pingjiang looked at the cards in the hands of the three people, and then looked at the white long sword that Xu Tong was about to put away, and immediately understood that the three of them were playing the Dou Emperor to win the treasure, and suddenly had a good idea in his mind, and immediately pretended to have just reacted and nothing had happened and said: "Damn! You three Dou Emperor Lords don't call me?"