Chapter Eighty-Five: Stupid Son, Stupid Father
"Didn't you go shopping? Why did you dig a tunnel? Do you regret that you want to take these back!" Xu Yongguo's eyes widened angrily, he had never won the Dou Emperor in the first place, and now Li Pingjiang was about to intervene again, and immediately expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, okay! Aren't you drunk and can't get up? Why did you come here to play cards? Also, this is not what Lao Tzu dug up!" Speaking of this, he turned his head and stared at the trembling Jinyi Wei and said, "Go! Bring those two bastards over!"
"Yes!" Jin Yiwei agreed, and re-entered the tunnel.
Li Pingjiang took Ning Qianxue's little hand, and went directly to Xu Tong and the three of them with the preserved eggs, "Whoever loses the worst will get off the table!"
"Master Qiqi, he is the father of the apprentice!"
"My son!"
"Oh~" Li Pingjiang glanced at Xu Yongguo and smiled slightly: "You go down!
Xu Yongguo had no choice but to stand up and give up his seat to Li Pingjiang, and then came to Xu Chuan, "Emperor, how about letting my father play?"
Xu Chuan was stunned for a moment, and let go aggrievedly, "Yes!
Bang bang! The two corpses were picked up by the brocade guards and thrown in front of everyone's eyes, "What's going on?" Xu Tong looked at the purple-black soldier, his eyes full of doubts.
"Boy, it's time to behave! You come on!" Li Pingjiang quietly transmitted to Jinyiwei. "If you don't get appreciated, don't blame me for not being emotional!"
"Ahaha! Emperor Qiqi! Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince! That's it..." Jinyi Wei was in an uproar, and what Li Pingjiang was blown was a foolish thing, and the sea of things that said the crimes of the Triumphant people was rotten.
"Well! That's right! Knowing that the national teacher is injured, you still don't give up on protecting the safety of the national teacher! This time you have a meritorious service! When that kid from An Yuan comes back, I will ask him to reward you!"
"Thank you Emperor Taishang! Thank you Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince!" Jin Yiwei said expressionlessly, but he was excited in his heart, and at the same time wondered when Li Pingjiang was injured. Slowly came behind Li Pingjiang and touched Li Pingjiang quietly. Immediately lifted the two corpses, bowed to Li Pingjiang and the four of them, and said, "Go and dispose of these two corpses first, and play slowly!"
Xu Tong nodded, and just watched as Jin Yiwei slowly disappeared into the dark tunnel.
Li Pingjiang was stunned for a moment, looked back at the footsteps of Jinyiwei's movements, and immediately raised his eyebrows, "Preserved eggs! If you collect the baby again, when Lao Tzu goes to have a big meal, don't blame Lao Tzu for not calling you! Oh yes! Lao Tzu still has a lot of flying sky! It seems that he can only drink it by a few people!"
With a clang, the preserved egg jumped out of a mouthful of the big ding, "Hehe, how can the deity be that kind of person!" As soon as the words fell, there was a clang, and a hammer used for refining fell out of the ear of the preserved egg, and everyone present was stunned, "It's better to kill this dog! Then ask the top chef to make it! Let's have a good drink!"
As soon as Pidan heard the emperor's words, he immediately kicked on the hammer, "Damn! Don't follow the deity, or the deity will confiscate you!" After speaking, he walked up to several people, "Haha! It didn't follow! So the deity won't punish it!"
Li Pingjiang and the four of them shook their heads, looking at Xu Tong's appearance, obviously they didn't mean to entangle the preserved eggs anymore, and looked at Li Pingjiang with a smile and said, "I don't know what Xiaoyou wants to gamble on?
"Hmph! Gambling on Spirit Stones!" Li Pingjiang knew that what he lacked now was spiritual power, and if he didn't heal his injuries quickly, he was afraid that any physical cultivator would have to suffer.
"I don't know how much you're going to bet!"
"Bet all the spirit stones you have here!And all the spirit stones in your storage ring!" As he spoke, Li Pingjiang directly took out the teapot and tea leaves and handed them to Xu Chuan to make tea.
"What if I lose?"
"Do you think a handsome and dashing hero like me will lose? I'm afraid you haven't heard of it when I play this!"
"Haha! Since you are so confident, let Xu Yongguo deal the cards!" Xu Tong smiled and handed the playing cards in his hand to Xu Yongguo. "The premise is that you can't use the Divine Stone!"
"Cut! Do you still need to say that?"
After a while, Li Pingjiang and the three of them each held seventeen playing cards in their hands, Li Pingjiang smiled slightly, "Who wants this landlord? If you don't want it, I'll take it!" After speaking, he reached out and wanted to take the three playing cards on the table.
"Wait!" Xu Tong grabbed three playing cards and smiled, "I'm going to decide the landlord! I don't want to be an accomplice with this stupid son!"
"Father, why do you say that about your son!
"Okay then! If you want to take it, take it!" Li Pingjiang motioned for Xu Tong to play his cards, touched Xu Yongguo, and said softly: "Don't call!"
"Hmph, I'll let you know later if you're a stupid son!" Xu Tong smiled, turned over the three cards in his hand, and everyone looked at it, three twos.
"Haha! After this, I am the first rich man of the Li Xu Empire!" After speaking, he put away the three twos, took out a card, and slammed it on the table, "One three!"
Xu Yongguo saw it, and slammed the four sevens on the table, "Bomb!"
Xu Tong was stunned for a moment, and pointed to the three words he came out of: "Stupid son! I'm a three! Three! You will blow me up at the beginning!"
Xu Yongguo took the tea poured by Xu Chuan, and raised his head arrogantly, "I'm good at cards! I'm happy to play like this! I don't accept you to up!"
Xu Tong glanced at the cards in his hand, snorted, his chest rose and fell violently, obviously angry, "Come on!"
"That's right!" Xu Yongguo sneered, and slammed another card on the table, "A four!"
Li Pingjiang smiled playfully at the two of them, and threw out four sixes: "I'll blow it up too!"
When Xu Tong saw this scene, he couldn't calm down anymore, "He's four, you're also blowing up, can you play!"
"Look what you're talking about, I can't help it!" Li Pingjiang took a sip of tea.
Xu Tong thought for a moment after hearing this, "Hmph, I'm going to see how many bombs you have!" Thinking of this, he said calmly: "Okay! I can't afford it, you come out!"
"Over!"
Hearing the voices of the two, Li Pingjiang smiled unconsciously, "Airplane~" I saw Li Pingjiang throw out a three, two four, and three three JQK.
After a while, seeing Xu Tong there stunned for a while, Li Pingjiang immediately said impatiently: "Do you want it?"
Xu Tong slumped helplessly on the chair, shook his head and said, "I can't afford it!"
And at this moment, Xu Yongguo saw that Li Pingjiang only had two cards in his hand, and he was about to come over, Li Pingjiang glared, "Although the two of us are in a group, you can't peek at my cards!"
Xu Yongguo sat back embarrassedly, glanced at Xu Tong, who couldn't suppress his anger, and said embarrassedly: "I'm looking at how many cards you have left!"
"I have two left!"
"You've got to bust two"
"yes!
Li Pingjiang smiled, glanced at Xu Tong who lowered his head, and saw Xu Tong staring at the cards in his hand thinking about something, and immediately raised his eyebrows at Xu Yongguo, "I can't tell you one by one!"
"Then you have to bust the cards too!, right!" Xu Yongguo threw out four cards as he spoke, "Four eights!"
Li Pingjiang and Xu Tong rubbed the cards in their hands helplessly, and said in unison: "I can't afford it!"
Xu Yongguo smiled when he saw this, "One four!"
"Oops!
After hearing this, Xu Tong couldn't suppress his anger anymore, and stood up directly, bang! A fist was thrown on the table, "One two!" As soon as the words fell, there was a click, and the table shattered directly. All the cards on the table fall to the ground.
Xu Yongguo didn't care about this scene when he saw it, and said with a sarcastic smile: "Yo! This second is really big!" Then his voice changed and said: "My king is fried!"
Xu Tong took a few heavy breaths, sat down slowly, looked at Xu Yongguo without saying a word, and said in his heart that this is still not his own son.
"A nine!"
"Hey, hey, I'm a ten!" Li Pingjiang threw the last card in his hand on the table. Clapped his palms and looked at Xu Tong, "You lost!"
Xu Tong threw away the playing cards in his hand and snorted coldly: "Hmph! I'll give you the spirit stone when I go out!"
Xu Yongguo smiled, "What a good one..."
Then he slapped his hands violently with Li Pingjiang and said in unison: "What a 1510!"
Xu Tong originally wanted to move back in another game, but when he heard the words of the two, he immediately stopped doing it, stood up suddenly, and startled Ning Qianxue, who was still thinking about how to play this card, "You guys are cheating!"
"Who said that we were cheating! The national teacher just said! 1510, you heard it yourself, why didn't you say it just now! It's just that you are stupid!"
As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly quieted down, Li Pingjiang saw that something was wrong with this scene, and immediately stood up, grabbed Ning Qianxue, pushed Xu Chuan, who was a god of law, and kicked the preserved egg again and headed towards the pile of spirit stones.
"Good boy, you dare to scold me for being stupid!" Xu Tong rolled up his sleeves and wanted to do it.
Xu Yongguo took two steps back and said, "Wait! You didn't call me stupid just now!"
"Who am I?"
"Father..."
"That's right!" As soon as Xu Tong's words fell, he rushed directly to Xu Yongguo, raised his right hand and threw it over, "Damn! I have never seen such a rebel under the sky!" In this way, a fight was staged in the entire treasure house without spiritual power fluctuations.
After a while, Li Pingjiang put away all the spirit stones, but this time the preserved eggs did not come up and snatch them, the reason was, "These spirit stones are too rubbish!
Li Pingjiang took out a storage ring and a storage bag, and said to Xu Chuan beside him: "There are 100,000 lower-grade and 200 medium-grade spirit stones in it, you already have a storage ring, so use this storage bag." And I heard that it's almost time for the sect competition, you can't embarrass Lao Tzu!" After speaking, he smiled, "If you don't get the top five this time, don't say that you are my disciple of Li Pingjiang when you go out in the future!"
"Please rest assured, Master! There are still fifteen days before the competition between the sects, and within these fifteen days, the disciples will definitely retreat and break through the Great Perfection of Foundation Building!"
"Hmm!" Li Pingjiang nodded, then turned back to Ning Qianxue, handed over the storage ring and said, "The number of them is as much as my apprentice's!
When Ning Qianxue heard this, tears instantly flowed out of her eyes, and she hugged Li Pingjiang, "Pingjiang, in order to be with you forever, I will definitely work hard!"
Li Pingjiang patted Ning Qianxue on the shoulder, let go of Ning Qianxue, who was hugging him, and slowly walked towards Xu Tong's father and son, "Okay! Stop fighting! Quickly hand over the spirit stone in the storage ring!"
The two of them, who were playing happily, suddenly stopped, "I said boy! I just helped you win that game! Why do you want me to pay!"
Li Pingjiang smiled slightly, "I don't care if you help or not, I just want to ask you if I bet with you!"
"Yes!
"Then I'll ask you again, who just played the last card!"
"This..." The two of them were speechless, holding back for a long time, and finally didn't even say a word.
"As the lord of a country and the king of a country, and can speak like a fart!
When Li Pingjiang heard this, he pretended to be shocked and said, "Hey, look! Dogs look down on you two fathers and sons!"
"Hey, hey, come on, forget it!" Xu Tong's father and son were helpless, so they had to take out a storage bag from the storage ring and hand it to Li Pingjiang.
Li Pingjiang took it and sent it directly into the system space, "Don't worry! When I recover from my injuries, and after my strength recovers, I will definitely give you a big surprise!"
"Oh yes!" Xu Tong took out a key from the storage ring and handed it to Li Pingjiang and said, "I built a residence for you in the mountain behind the palace, this is the key!"
Li Pingjiang took the key and smiled slightly, "Then don't bother, you continue to play, I still have to heal." ”
"Fuck a fart! When you meet this stupid son, you can count it as eight lifetimes of blood mold! Let's go up together!" After saying that, he began to pack up the treasures in the treasure house
Li Pingjiang just smiled awkwardly and didn't say anything.
After all the treasures were packed, a group of five people and one dog disappeared into the treasure house in the elevator. As time passed, half an hour passed like this.
Li Pingjiang stood in front of a villa, breathing hard the fresh air in the air, "Ah! It's so comfortable!" sighed and turned back to Ning Qianxue and said, "How is it!
"Mmmmmmmm There are also small fish and shrimp swimming happily inside.
Li Pingjiang watched Ning Qianxue play happily, with a sincere smile on his face, "If this was the last life, how good it would be! There is a daughter-in-law who is as beautiful as a flower and has never passed the door." ”
After a long moment, Li Pingjiang shouted: "Qianxue! You play first! I'll go in to heal my wounds!" After saying that, he entered the villa.
What appeared in front of him was the hall, and all kinds of furniture in it showed luxury, but now Li Pingjiang didn't have time to appreciate it, because he went out this time and found that he had no strength and no room for resistance at all.
When he came to the cultivation room, Li Pingjiang directly took out a futon and began to meditate to heal his injuries. "Hey! After the injury recovers, you can cultivate, according to this recovery speed, it is estimated that ten days will be enough! Get up every day and print these six million spirit stones two hundred times! In this way, ten days will pass, and it will be one hundred and twenty billion spirit stones! No matter how you use it, I believe it will be enough!"