Chapter 418, there are really ghosts here!
Chapter 418, there are really ghosts here!
"Fake blind man, do you remember me?" Xiao Feng carried the long robe and glared angrily.
"No, I don't know. Who are you? The white-bearded old man turned pale with fright, as if he had seen a ghost.
"Who am I? Don't you recognize it? You forgot, near my horse supermarket on Jingxiu Street, it's you who set up a fortune teller, right? That day, you pretended to be a fake blind man to tell me fortunes, have you forgotten it? Have you forgotten about that dog jade pendant? Xiaofeng said annoyedly.
It turned out that this white-bearded old man was the fake blind man who set up a fortune telling stall that day. At the beginning, Xiaofeng played tricks on this guy, but later because of Shi Wuxie's appearance, he still let this guy run away.
"Fake blind man, why did you get old all of a sudden? Damn, sir, I'll make you old! As soon as Xiao Feng exerted his strength, he stabbed, and the white-bearded and old-fashioned beard was actually torn off.
At this moment, everyone else let out an exclamation.
Dare to be affectionate, this old-fashioned white beard is stained, it is fake!
Principal Guo opened his mouth widely, and he didn't understand what was going on for a long time.
At this time, she was tapped on the shoulder, and she screamed in fright.
"Headmaster, it's me." It turned out that the person who patted her on the shoulder was Ruxue, "Principal, don't be afraid." ”
"Oh, Teacher Song, it scared me, who is that little girl? Why is she so spicy? ”
"Oh, his name is Lu Xiaofeng, and he is also a student of our school." Ruxue smiled.
This "Lu Xiaofeng" is still holding this fake old way over there, and he is also the fake blind man who set up a fortune-telling stall, "Fake blind, I can tell you, don't pretend to be a ghost here!" Do you want to invite so many people over? Are you trying to cheat money? ”
"I, I don't know you. Little girl, you, don't stand in my way, okay? I'm telling you, I, I'm a magician. ”
"Little girl?" Xiaofeng looked down, and then remembered that he was still Lu Xiaofeng, "Hmph, I'll let you cheat, let me die!" ”
He stretched out his leg and kicked hard, only to see that the fake Taoist leader, with a whoosh, was actually kicked into the corner.
This kick, just like that Shilu Jiebo, kicked into the "goal" with one kick.
"Listen!" Xiao Feng jumped on the table and pointed at these fake Taoist priests, "You liars, hurry up and get out of here!" Where did you all get the actors? How dare you pretend to be a monk to deceive people? ”
Unexpectedly, the regiment commander became popular.
"You little girl, you are not small! That's right, we're not Taoist priests, but we're in a regular performance troupe, what's wrong? This guest. He pointed to the "Tianjizi" who was thrown into the corner by Xiaofeng and had fainted, "This guest has given us money, and we are here to perform, what do you want?" ”
"Troupe?" Xiaofeng squinted, "What kind of performance troupe are you from?" ”
One of the guys spoke, "We're a folk orchestra for the dead, don't you know?" When someone dies in someone's house, when the funeral comes, we blow and blow. But we are also a performance group that serves the people, but there is an organization! ”
After doing it for a long time, it turned out that this group of people was from the funeral drum band.
"Hahaha!" Xiao Feng almost didn't laugh and bent over, "You guys, it's almost the same as beating gongs and drums for the dead." You can't hunt ghosts! Be careful, the ghost has arrested you, and you will die later, and you will have to let others beat gongs and drums and play erhu for you, ha, ha! ”
"What nonsense are you talking about!" The head of the regiment was on fire, "Where are there ghosts in this world?" You dead girl, dare to stand in our way! Brothers, get her out of me! ”
The group of fake Taoist priests simply took off their robes, rolled up their sleeves, and were about to rush over.
There are so many of them that if they really want to rush up, Xiaofeng is not easy to deal with.
At this moment, suddenly, a gust of wind blew.
The wind was so strong that it carried yellow sand, and the people on the rooftops covered their faces.
What a strange thing, why did a sudden gust of wind come?
Suddenly, only one woman was heard screaming, "Ah! ”
Everyone was stunned.
I saw that Principal Guo, who was standing on the side, suddenly screamed, foamed at the mouth, and fell to the ground.
"Ah, Principal Guo, what's wrong with you?" Ruxue hurriedly rushed over.
But at this moment, strange things happened again.
I saw that this Principal Guo suddenly stood up again, looking at the people around him with a dull gaze.
Ruxue was startled and quickly stopped.
"Why did you come to my place? It's noisy, and I can't live in peace! Suddenly, a terrible voice came out of Principal Guo's throat, "If you don't leave, I'll kill you all!" Kill them all! ”
I saw that a puff of black smoke suddenly came out of Principal Guo's body, and then, her eyes actually became red and red, and there was still light.
At this moment, this group of fake Taoist priests screamed in fright.
"Ah, ghost! Run! "These fake and shoddy Taoist priests run away with their legs, and they can't wait for their father and mother to have two more legs.
All of a sudden, all these fake Taoist priests on this rooftop ran out, including the head of the group who said just now that there were no ghosts in the world.
However, Tang Banshan they did not run.
"Good, finally waiting for you to show up!" Tang Banshan took out the soul mirror in his arms and pointed at Principal Guo, "Evil ghost, you hurry up and get me out of her body, and quickly subdue the Fa!" ”
I saw that Principal Guo, who was actually possessed by a demon, turned to Tang Banshan and stared at him viciously.
"Bastard, where did you come from, you dare to catch me? You're not small, huh? The demon howled.
"Evil obstacles, I'm the one I arrested! You know my Soul Mirror, and I'm going to detain the soul of your evil ghost here! Look in the mirror! Tang Banshan took out the mirror, recited a few incantations, and looked in the direction of the evil ghost.
I saw an "ah", and Principal Guo screamed, and he fell down with a bang.
A black cloud of smoke came out of her body, and she let out a terrible scream, like lightning, and went straight into the glowing spiritualist mirror.
The terrifying scream disappeared in an instant.
"Headmaster, Headmaster." Ruxue rushed over and helped Principal Guo up.
"Ah, what's going on?" The headmaster finally woke up and looked at them strangely, "What the hell is going on?" Me, why didn't I feel conscious just now? ”
"Headmaster, you were possessed by a demon just now." Tang Banshan put away the soul conjuring mirror and said.
"What? I'm demon-possessed, huh? The headmaster was stunned.
"That's right, the headmaster." Tang Banshan walked over, "Let me introduce myself, I am Tang Banshan, the Taoist leader of the Xuanzhen Temple in this city, and this is my apprentice Long Qing." Today, we're here to help your school hunt ghosts. ”
"Huh? You're here to hunt ghosts, too? Then, where did they, the head of the Heavenly Machine Dao, go? ”
"They are not Taoist priests, but swindlers who have come to cheat money." Xiao Feng had already grabbed the "heavenly machine" and walked over. Then, he slapped the "heavenly machine" fiercely, "Hey, don't sleep, wake up, wake me up!" ”
When the "Tianjizi" woke up, he was startled when he saw it.
"Ah, why are they all gone? Damn, I gave them the money? These guys, why don't they collect money and don't do things? He saw that everyone had run out and slapped his thighs in pain.
"Why don't people run? Because, there are ghosts here! Why don't you run? Xiaofeng smiled.
"Are there any ghosts?" The liar still looked around a little hesitantly, "No? Where are the ghosts? ”
Xiaofeng thought to himself: It seems that the master doesn't give you something powerful, and you don't know how to run for your life?
As soon as his mind turned, he used his magic skills.
Seeing this old liar, he suddenly felt that his hand seemed to be out of control, so he slapped him in the face, and hit him in pain.
Then, he felt as if he had been kicked in the ass again. But looking back, no one was kicking themselves.
Actually, he was indeed kicked, that is, he was kicked by Xiaofeng.
Xiao Feng is very close to him, as long as he uses his mind, he can kick this guy in the air.
This move is called "Hitting Objects in the Air" or "Kicking Objects in the Air", and it is an ability that Xiaofeng just had an epiphany yesterday. Of course, at present, Xiaofeng's skills are still shallow, and he can only kick people within three meters.
However, these three meters are enough to give this liar a kick.
"Ahh Ghosts! There really are ghosts! Now, the liar ran away without a fate, and ran downstairs in one breath.
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed.
Of course, the happiest thing is Xiaofeng.
Last time at the fortune telling booth, let this guy run away. Today, it can be regarded as a lesson for this liar, and it is really out of breath, happy, happy??????