Chapter 417, Taishang Laojun, bless me to earn more RMB!
Chapter 417, Taishang Laojun, bless me to earn more RMB!
I saw that the lights had been lit on the rooftop, which used to be quiet and dim, and there were many people gathered on it, and they were all wearing Taoist robes. These people get together, and there are people chatting.
What's going on?
Seeing Xiaofeng and a few of them coming up, a Taoist priest came over.
"Hey, who are you? Did you two invite you as well? Why don't I know you? When the man saw Tang Banshan and Long Qing, he actually greeted them, "Come in quickly, this is about to start." ”
Tang Banshan and Long Qing didn't know what was going on, and looked back at Xiao Feng and the three of them.
Xiaofeng spread his hands, indicating that he was very ignorant and didn't know anything.
On the rooftop of this ghost building, why are there so many Taoist priests? What are they here for?
"Principal Guo, why are you also here?" Suddenly, Ruxue shouted.
I saw that in the pile of Taoist priests, there was a white figure, which was Principal Guo wearing a white skirt.
When Principal Guo heard someone call her, he immediately turned his head and raised the gold-rimmed glasses.
"Is it Mr. Song? Why are you here too? Principal Guo was surprised.
"Headmaster, what's going on?" Ruxue stepped forward and asked.
Principal Guo looked around for a moment, looking nervous. She whispered to Ruxue's ear and said, "Oh, I'll tell you secretly, I'm asking the master to catch ghosts." Don't tell anyone, lest the teachers and students know that they are going to laugh at me. ”
"What? Ask the master to hunt ghosts? Ruxue was surprised, "Which master is it?" ”
"It's a Taoist named Tianjizi. I've read all his resumes, he's a famous ghost hunter! The headmaster said mysteriously, "Well, that Tianjizi Master is right there." ”
Ruxue looked at her fingers.
In the center of the roof, there was a table, which had been covered with a golden cloth, and on it was an incense burner with a few incense sticks on it, and five or six candles on either side. Behind the desk, there was a Taoist priest in a Taoist robe, with a long white beard, who was chanting a word.
This white-bearded old man, is it the master of Tianjizi?
At this time, Ruxue saw that Xiao Feng, Tang Banshan, and Long Qing had already come to the side of the Tianjizi master, and seemed to have chatted with this master.
She simply followed.
"This Daoist brother is poor and polite." Tang Banshan came to this "master" and saluted.
But, strangely, the master did not return the salute, but looked at him with disdain, "Eh, I said, what time is it, why did you come?" Didn't I give you a deposit? Really, procrastinating. Be careful, I call your captain. Oh, Commander, Commander? ”
"Commander?" Xiaofeng and the three of them were stunned for a moment.
At this time, the curious Xiaofeng was on the other side, chatting with a person who looked like a Taoist priest.
"Hey, Bullnose, where are you from? Why did you come here tonight? ”
Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest said, "What? My nose is a cow's, huh? Look closely. You're asking for help, boy, too, aren't you? Then why don't you hurry up and put on your robe and work? ”
"Dao robe? Where is the robe? Xiaofeng asked.
"Well, go over there and get it." The priest pointed to a corner.
Xiao Feng walked over in a hurry.
Sure enough, there was a box there.
Xiaofeng walked over and opened it, and sure enough, there were several Taoist robes inside.
Why do these Taoist priests still carry clothing boxes with them? Why, do you think they seem to be a troupe?
On the other side, the Taoist priest called "Regiment Leader" also came over. As soon as he saw this white-bearded old man, he immediately bent over.
"Mr. Wang, you called me over, what are your orders?"
Mr. Wang? Xiaofeng and Tang Banshan looked at each other and were stunned.
A Taoist priest, why would he be called Mr. by others? Moreover, aren't these two people both Taoist priests? But the tone of this speech is like a conversation between a guest and a waiter in a hotel.
"Eh, Captain Li, what's going on with your two team members? Why are you here now? Do you still have a sense of time? I can complain about you, okay? The white-bearded old man said, "Oh, and what's going on with these two girls?" Did I tell you to bring the young lady? ”
"What? Are we young ladies? Xiaofeng was annoyed.
The regiment leader looked at Xiao Feng and was stunned for a moment, "Huh? They, I don't even know them? Hey, why are you wearing a robe? No, we don't have you in our group, do you? Are you a temporary worker called by Xiao Wu? What about Little Five, Little Five. ”
"Temporary?" Tang Banshan was surprised, "How can I be a temporary worker?" Make no mistake, I'm Tang Banshan, the Taoist of Xuanzhen Temple. ”
"Hahaha!" The white-bearded old man smiled, "Yes, Captain Wang, you are an extra very into the play." Oh, Captain Wang, don't talk about it, the headmaster is here. ”
The white-bearded old man began to close his eyes again, and began to read words. And the head of the Wang regiment also bowed his waist and slipped into the group of Taoist priests, and the group of Taoist priests also shook their heads and read it.
They read it quietly, but Xiaofeng heard it anyway.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, and Taishang Laojun will let me earn RMB."
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, Taishang Laojun asked me to marry a daughter-in-law early."
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, Taishang Laojun, let's end it early. There's a ghost in this school! Buddha bless, Jesus bless, Allah bless, Spider-Man, Flash bless me! ”
Damn, these Taoist priests, what are you thinking about? Are they really Taoist priests?
Principal Guo walked over and talked to the white-bearded old man.
"Master Tianjizi, can you start catching ghosts now?"
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay. President Guo, I'll start now. The white-bearded old man squinted and smiled.
Principal Guo straightened his clothes, stood beside him, and looked at the white-bearded old man very reverently.
This old Taoist also straightened the Taoist robe on his body and began to "practice".
I saw him saying thoughtfully: "You damn evil ghost, I am on the order of the Taishang Laojun to come to arrest you!" Devil, you show up quickly, show up quickly! Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law! Ah, Marimali coaxed the imam! ”
When Tang Banshan heard this, he couldn't help frowning.
Long Qing next to him smiled, and whispered in the master's ear and said, "Master, why did the Taoist Master of Jizi still recite Jigong's mantra this day, is he a Taoist priest or a monk?" ”
"You know what?" Tang Banshan also couldn't help but laugh, "People are in line with international standards, and now the three religions are one." ”
"Ah, is there such a three-in-one? Oh, and ah, master, what are these people reading? Doesn't it sound like you're chanting a scripture? Long Qing became more and more surprised.
It's not that I don't understand, it's that this world is too strange. A bunch of rats are actually loaded with cats!
Tang Banshan has already understood: this group of people is a group of liars, swindlers who pretend to be Taoist priests to cheat money.
Xiao Feng also understood, because he had already recognized who the white-bearded old man was.
Good guy, sir, I've caught you again! This time, where do I see you running?
He suddenly rushed towards the old Dao and grabbed his Dao robe with a hand.
"You, what are you going to do?" The old man was so frightened that his face changed.
The group of Taoist priests also stopped chanting and looked at them in amazement.
What the hell is going on???????