Chapter 37, I haven't even pulled a woman's hand!

I saw a cloud of liquid coming out of the spray can, and it rushed towards Shi Wuxie's head.

You dare to provoke me, the master will make you cry until you cry!

Shi Wuxian subconsciously raised his hands, trying to dodge the sudden spray, but it was too late. The spray covered his entire head.

Xiao Feng was still angry, and at the moment when Shi Wuxian was still busy raising his hand to block the spray, he flew out again......

This trick is a series of waste wood legs, Xiaofeng only learned half of it, which is the first half. But if the opponent doesn't pay attention, this half of the flying leg is enough to make the opponent scrap.

Xiao Feng expected that this Shi Wuxian had been sprayed with anti-wolf spray, and this eye must not be able to open, and giving him another kick at this time would definitely catch him off guard.

Unexpectedly, Xiaofeng's flying foot kicked out, but the right leg that flew out seemed to be stuck by something.

Xiaofeng wanted to pull his right foot back, but he couldn't.

"Boy, you have a kind of master, how dare you plot against the master?" Suddenly, Shi Wuxie on the other side said loudly.

Xiao Feng looked at it again, it was broken, his right foot was firmly clamped by Shi Wuxie's left arm, and he couldn't move.

He looked up at Shi Wuxian again.

Huh, what's going on? This guy didn't shed tears at all, huh?

Could it be that this anti-wolf spray has expired? Why did he squirt out such a large piece, why didn't this guy react at all? Could it be that he has some physical protection skills?

Looking more closely, Xiaofeng was stunned.

I saw that Shi Wuxie's hair was actually sprayed up, turning into a typical moxican head!

"Lu Xiaofeng, you kid, why do you spray me with hairspray?" Shi Wuxie's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he was gnashing his teeth and staring at Xiao Feng.

"What, hairspray?" Xiao Feng looked down at the spray can in his hand, and he was dumbfounded.

It turned out that what he took out of his sister Xiaoyun's drawer in a panic just now was not anti-wolf spray, but a can of hairspray.

At this time, Shi Wuxie, who had cool hair, not only did not thank Xiaofeng for the free styling he did, but also grabbed Xiaofeng's legs.

Xiaofeng really wants to cry without tears, and has no way to run.

"You kid, still don't admit your mistakes?" Shi Wuxian clenched his arm, and Xiao Feng's thin leg was sharpened by him.

"Quick, let me go! I, I'm dying of pain! Ah, the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, help! Little Wind shouted.

"Hmph, it's useless to bark! If I want to let you go, no way, unless you apologize to me! "Shi Wuxie is now energetic.

"What do I have to apologize for? Hmph, you did it first, I just fought back in self-defense, why do you want me to apologize to you? Xiaofeng still stiffened.

"Okay, I'll let you apologize and make your mouth hard!" Shi Wuxian reached out and clicked an acupuncture point on Xiaofeng's leg.

"Hehehe, oops, oops, itching me, hahaha!" Xiao Feng laughed like crazy.

It turned out that Shi Wuxian hit the laughing hole on Xiao Feng's leg.

"Lu Xiaofeng, just laugh. I'm telling you, if you don't admit your mistakes, I won't give you an explanation until you die of laughter. Are you laughing, keep laughing? Shi Wuxian smiled coldly.

"Hehe, it's so itchy." Xiao Feng twisted his body vigorously, but he still refused to admit defeat, "You, if you have the ability, let the master me, hehe, ha, laugh to death." But, but, want me to, hehe, apologize, hehe, no way. Master, I, Ha Luha, I won't give it to you, hehehe, apologize? ”

Shi Wuxian shook his head, how could this Lu Xiaofeng still be so stubborn?

"Lu Xiaofeng, didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to worship me as a teacher? Why, you met my master and me today, and you are still so rude? Hmph, you still dare to spray me with hairspray? You are the sin of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors, do you know the Tao? ”

"Cut, I worshipped you as a teacher yesterday, but, hehe, you confiscated me, hehe, I have nothing to do with you, which master do I worship? Ha Luha, you, you quickly untie me, hehe. Xiaofeng's face was a little deformed with a smile.

"That's good. I don't believe you can run away. Shi Wuxian unlocked Xiao Feng's acupoint, but reached out and grabbed Xiao Feng's ear.

"Oh, don't, don't pinch my ears." Xiaofeng shouted.

"You kid, when my words are the northwest wind? Let you apologize, you don't apologize. Well, then I'll wash your ears well. Today, if I don't teach you a lesson, I won't call this Shi innocent. Shi Wuxian said, and snatched the hairspray from Xiao Feng's hand.

"You, what are you going to do?" Xiaofeng tensed.

"What are you doing? Does this need to be asked? As he spoke, Shi Wuxian pointed the hairspray spout at Xiaofeng's ear, and was about to make a spraying motion.

"Don't!" Xiaofeng shouted, "I don't want hair to grow in my ears!" ”

"Hehe, hair grows in the ears, isn't that very windy? Okay, don't you want hair in your ears? That's fine, or else, let's give this a try. ”

As he spoke, Shi Wuxian grabbed Xiaofeng's ear with one hand, and lifted a pot of wine from the table with the other.

"This is the old daughter red, and it is a good wine. I think your ears must be thirsty too, right? Just let your ears take a sip for you! Shi Wuxian bit the lid of the wine jug with his mouth, and was about to lift the jug.

"Shi, Brother Shi, don't! How can my ears drink? If you want to drink, you will make my mouth drink. ”

"Okay, then you can drink it" Shi Wuxian finally gave up the torture of Xiao Feng's ears and stuffed the wine bottle into Xiao Feng's hand, "You drink, you give me a big gulp?" ”

When I smell the little wind, the smell of this wine is tangy, and I smell drunk, and if I want to drink it, isn't it going to be drunk?

"What? You don't want to drink it? If you toast or not, do you want to drink penalty wine? Shi Wuxian was still holding the wine jug, staring at Xiao Feng.

"Drink it, what's the big deal." Xiaofeng lifted the bottle and drank it in a big gulp.

Not to mention, this daughter's red wine is really good, only a few sips, Xiaofeng is a little shaky.

"Good wine, good wine." Xiaofeng is starting to get a little drunk.

Seeing that this little wind was too much to drink, Shi Wuxian suddenly became worried again.

I just want to frustrate this little wind's sharpness today, I didn't expect this kid to drink so badly, just a few sips of wine like this? No, he's going to get drunk, how can I take in an apprentice?

"Alright, stop drinking." Shi Wuxian snatched the wine glass, "Damn, you drank so much for me in one go?" ”

"Didn't you make me drink it?"

"I let you drink, did you drink it? You still think I'm a master, huh? "Shi Wuxian is so angry, a few hundred yuan a bottle of wine, I almost drank it all for you?

"Master, are you my master? Open, what's the joke? Me, when am I going to be your master? "Xiaofeng stumbled a little.

"What, you are my master?" Shi Wuxian almost blew his beard into the sky, but fortunately, he didn't have a beard, "I mean: I will be your master, and you will be my apprentice!" ”

"No, it's not, it's obviously me who is your master." Xiaofeng said half-drunk, half-arrogant.

"No, I'm your master." Shi Wuxian tried to correct it.

"Really?" Xiaofeng asked.

"Of course." Seeing that there were only a few glasses of wine in his stomach, he drank into the small wind of this field, and Shi Wuxian was angry and funny.

Suddenly, Xiao Feng hugged his fist forward, "The master is above, please accept the apprentice." ”

This time, though, he didn't bow down.

It seems that Xiaofeng has regained the appearance of when he was conscious.

Shi Wuxian was a little surprised, "Xiaofeng, aren't you drunk?" ”

"Hehe, how can it?"

"Impossible, you, you've drunk so much?"

"Ha Luha, this little wine is nothing to me? Don't you know that I'm not drunk with a thousand cups? ”

Xiaofeng's amount of alcohol, that's pretty good, what is this little wine to him?

Just now, he pretended to be drunk, in order to make out the innocent sentence.

"What? You kid, hahaha! Shi Wuxian looked up to the sky and said with a smile, "Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng, you are really a ghost." So, let me take you as an apprentice? ”

"Of course." Xiao Feng curled his mouth, "Master, if you don't want to accept me as an apprentice, why would you take the trouble to pretend to be some relative of Fat Pig to lure me into the bait?" ”

"Hahaha, that's good, then I'll take you as an apprentice." Shi Wuxian said with great joy.

Although this little guy is very naughty, he is also very stubborn, and his mind is very useful, maybe he will be a manufacturable material in the future. Shi Wuxian decided to take Xiaofeng away.

"Yes." Xiao Feng was also very happy, "Master, then you can teach me the trick just now." ”

As long as I learn this trick, who do I think will not be convinced of me?

Oh, by the way, as soon as I learn it, I'll be the first to point out to you, Teacher Shi Wuxian.

Xiaofeng hides evil intentions.

"It's true that I took you as a disciple, but I didn't teach you martial arts." Shi Wuxian intervened and said.

"What? You don't teach me martial arts? Xiaofeng was stunned.

"Yes. Martial arts stuff, I don't teach, I'm sorry. Shi Wuxian put his hands behind his back and spun around Xiao Feng, "However, I can teach you other things." ”

Xiaofeng sat down, and his eyes no longer rolled.

After a long time, you won't let me learn martial arts?

If I don't learn martial arts, how can I make a name for myself? If I don't learn martial arts, how can I deal with those ruffians and hooligans? If I don't learn martial arts, how can I teach those guys who bullied me in the first place?

In the past, when he was in school, Xiaofeng was bullied by others.

It's just because he's not tall, he's thin, and he looks like a girl.

Those tall boys would always deliberately touch his pink face. He even deliberately took off his pants to take a look.

Xiaofeng couldn't bear it anymore, and fought a lot with these boys.

Unfortunately, the last thing ended in his failure.

Looking at his bruises and purples, Xiaofeng could only hide in the corner and cry.

When he grew up, he still has in his heart the humiliating memories of his childhood.

He wanted to become stronger, and it was best to use his fists to teach these people who had bullied him well.

After seeing Shi Wuxie's kung fu yesterday, Xiao Feng made up his mind to learn this kung fu.

However, now, Shi Wuxian actually told him that if he wanted to learn martial arts, there was no way. What is this?

"No, I'm going to learn martial arts." Xiaofeng pursed his lips.

"Learn martial arts?" Shi Wuxian glanced at Xiao Feng and smiled, "You are so thin, where are the materials for learning martial arts?" I think you better save it. ”

"What's so thin? Just enough to practice light exercises? Do you have to be so tall to practice martial arts? ”

Shi Wuxian is much higher than Xiaofeng.

"Xiaofeng, how old are you today?"

"Eighteen, what's wrong?"

"It's too old!"

"What? Eighteen is too old? Xiaofeng was stunned, "Then you are much older than me?" How old are you? ”

"Twenty-four."

"Isn't that what it takes? You're so much older than me, why don't you say you're old? ”

"I mean, you're too old to learn martial arts at your age." Shi Wuxian sighed, "Moreover, I practiced Shaolin Boy Gong, and I have to start from elementary school." ”

"Shaolin boy gong? Can I learn? As soon as Xiaofeng heard this, he became energetic.

"Hehe, if you want to learn this Shaolin boy's skill, it must be a child's body." Shi Wuxian looked Xiao Feng up and down, "What do I think, you don't look like a child?" ”

"I, why am I not? Of course I am. I, I haven't even pulled a woman's hand. In order to learn kung fu, Xiaofeng decided to turn himself back into a little boy.

"Huh." Shi Wuxian sneered, and thought: If the fat pig wants to say that he is a child, I believe it, but you say that you are a child, then I am afraid that only the stupid fat pig will believe it?

"Xiaofeng, you can hear me clearly. This Shaolin boy skill is not practiced casually, if you are not a child, but you want to forcibly practice this kung fu, it will be dangerous! The consequences are unimaginable! ”

"Danger? What dangers? Xiao Feng's eyes widened and he asked??????