Chapter 36, bring wolf anti-wolf spray to the appointment

In the afternoon, Xiaofeng went online and chatted with Fat Pig about QQ.

"Fat Pig, what kind of uncle's cousin are you, what are you doing? How could he have thought of introducing me to a job? Xiaofeng sent a message.

Xiaofeng is a more suspicious guy.

To put it well, it is very cautious; It's hard to say that he's just a ghost.

It's hard for others to calculate him. But it's easy for him to calculate others.

Small things are confused, big things are shrewd, this may be the most in line with Xiaofeng's evaluation.

It's a pity that Xiaofeng has never had the opportunity to show his glorious side.

In Xiaofeng's heart, of course, he is a talent. It's just that now I don't have anything, no job, no diploma, and no girlfriend.

Of course, he wanted to find a decent job to prove that he could do it.

But he was afraid that he would be fooled.

So good job opportunities, will it be his turn to Xiaofeng?

Fat Pig's answer was an understatement.

"Just go over and see for yourself, what are you afraid of."

Xiaofeng thinks about it, too, he doesn't have much money, are he still afraid of being robbed and defrauded?

His only advantage is this face, even if it is a robbery, he will not suffer?

If it's a woman, I'm welcome to rob you.

If it's a man, then I'll kick you in one shot!

However, Fat Pig's too understated statement still made Xiaofeng a little weird.

This dead fat man, who usually speaks Rory and is verbose, why is he so precious today?

In any case, you should be more careful at night.

Little Wind belongs to rabbits, and at any one time, rabbits have three litters.

After dinner in the evening, before going out, Xiaofeng went to his sister's room for a walk.

Sister Xiaoyun was still there typing on the keyboard and didn't pay attention to him.

Xiaofeng glanced at the book she wrote on the computer, but she didn't expect that she had already written hundreds of thousands of words.

In this regard, Xiaofeng scoffed.

As for it, it takes hundreds of thousands of words to write a book?

Xiaofeng believes that online games are good things, and those online novels are simply rubbish, which are written for some people with holes in their heads.

Besides, sister, you write for most of the day, isn't it a few hundred dollars more a month?

Are you so desperate? Before you land, is it not enough to pay the electricity bill?

I, Xiaofeng, will never write these things, and I won't write them even if I die.

Although Xiaofeng doesn't like writing, his ability to tell stories is still good.

When Xiaofeng was in elementary school, he liked to tell stories with a few classmates on the way home from school.

The story is Xiaofeng's own improvised "oral literature".

However, don't say it, this oral literature is really good, and it actually attracts those classmates to chase him every day, and it has to be updated every day.

These Xiaofeng's earliest "fan groups" said: The story told by Xiaofeng is very good.

But Xiaofeng doesn't want to be a "storyteller".

After a while, he simply stopped talking, and made these "fans" sigh.

After that, Xiaofeng never told stories again.

Because, at that time, he was obsessed with a girl who was several years older than himself.

That girl is the first "first love" that Xiaofeng fell in love with.

In the end, Xiaofeng's unrequited love came to naught.

Since then, Xiaofeng has completely lost his relationship with those moving stories, wonderful fantasies, and sacred literature.

Xiaofeng no longer believes in fantasy, and no longer cherishes stories.

He is no longer naïve.

When he came to Jingxiu Street again, Xiaofeng still sighed.

This is where he worked, and this is where he met Xiaoyu.

And now, he has no job.

There is no half a dime in his pocket, and the hope of picking up a girl is also very slim.

After waiting here for a long time, he still didn't see any of Fat Pig's relatives coming, and he didn't hang up the phone for himself, Xiaofeng was really a little impatient.

However, he didn't want to call Fat Pig and ask him about the relative's phone number.

He didn't know what to say, and Fat Pig didn't have the phone number of this "relative".

After seven-fifteen minutes, his cell phone finally rang.

"Hey, Xiaofeng, I'm the one who called you this morning, a relative of Pig Puppy. My surname is Shi, have you arrived? ”

In fact, Shi Wuxian had seen Xiao Feng in one place a long time ago, but he deliberately did not show up, watching Xiao Feng walk around here.

A person's patience is the key to his success in the future. Shi Wuxian knew this very well.

He's going to test Xiaofeng's patience today.

Seeing that Xiao Feng had neither left nor impatient, he relieved himself and called Xiao Feng.

"Oh, Mr. Shi, aren't I right on this Jingxiu Street? Where are you? ”

"Did you see that Moon Tower? I'm in box five, come here. Shi Wuxian replied.

"Okay, then I'll come here." The thought of having something delicious made Xiaofeng excited.

In a restaurant? Why don't you let me have a meal too? It's really good today, I have a job, and I can rub someone's meal for free.

Although Xiaofeng had already eaten, as soon as he remembered the signature dish "Dongpo Meat" of "Deyue Lou", this halazi came down.

Man dies for money, and birds die for food. In order to rub this meal, Xiaofeng simply let go.

However, Xiaofeng still brought one thing with him - anti-wolf spray.

This is not Xiaofeng's own, but from his sister Xiaoyun's drawer.

It is said that as long as you spray this thing on the ** eye, it will immediately make him full of cows.

Although Xiaofeng is a man, he is beautiful after all, and he must also be protected from being robbed.

Xiaofeng only guards against men**, not women**.

When the male ** came, he sprayed him. The female ** is here, welcome, welcome, warm welcome.

With this weapon in hand, Xiao Feng walked up to the Deyue Tower heroically.

This Deyue Building is a famous time-honored restaurant in Jiangnan City.

It is said that there was a prime minister who was upstairs here, hoping to find a beautiful lady, and he looked at the moon every day, praying that he could find a beautiful woman like a flower. Finally, on the night of the full moon, he was delighted with a beautiful woman. As soon as he was happy, he splashed ink and wrote down the three big characters of "Deyue Building". Since then, this building has been named in one fell swoop.

The dishes of Deyue Lou are quite exquisite, not to mention that you eat a bite, but smell it once, it will also kill the diners.

Walking into the No. 5 box, Xiaofeng saw a table of good wine and food.

The tempting smell was smelled by Xiaofeng from afar. Come in and take a look, wow, what Dongpo meat, drunken crispy chicken, sweet and sour fish, are still on the table, so that Xiaofeng almost pounces on it and eats a big meal.

However, there was no one at the table.

There was only one man, but he was leaning against the window with his back to the little wind, looking up at the bright moon in the sky.

"When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky. It's a pity, it's a pity, although the bright moon is good, it can't be picked. Although this wine is good, I dare not get drunk. The man sighed.

Ah, it's so elegant.

Xiaofeng coughed lightly and said, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Shi?" It's Mr. Shi, right? ”

"It's me." This Shi "swollen" turned his head, looked at Xiaofeng with a smile, and said slowly, "Lu Xiaofeng, we meet again." ”

The moment Shi Wuxian turned around, Xiao Feng was stunned and stunned on the spot.

"How are you?" Xiaofeng opened his mouth for a long time.

So it's this nosy guy?

Yesterday, wasn't this guy still being chased by me everywhere? Why, now I'm running to him?

Xiao Feng's smart and intelligent brain reacted at once.

Oh no, I was tricked by him. What does he want to do to me? Is it to get revenge on me?

It must be! This guy said anything to help me find a job, it turned out that it was all a lie.

Xiao Feng's hand had already reached into his trouser pocket and grabbed the anti-wolf spray inside.

As long as this guy dares to do it, I will give you a good look!

Xiaofeng deliberately pretended to be a hippie smile, "Oh, it turned out to be you." Why, wasn't it cool enough to be chased by me yesterday? Do you want us to do it again? ”

Shi Wuxian also had a weird smile on his face and walked towards Xiao Feng.

Xiaofeng grabbed the wolf spray even tighter.

"I can't outrun you when running, I admit defeat." Shi Wuxian said with a smile.

"It's good to know the way." Seeing that the other party didn't make a move, Xiao Feng slightly relaxed the hand he was holding in his trouser pocket.

"But, I heard Fat Pig say, are you unemployed?"

"Hehe, the fat pig misunderstood, that's not unemployment, that's reemployment." Xiaofeng doesn't like people to say that he is unemployed.

"Oh, anyway, you're not going to get another job, are you?" Shi Wuxian asked.

"Not necessarily. I'm so good, do I still need to find a job on my own? I came here for the sake of your fat pig's relatives, just to sell him face. If it weren't for the fact that you were his relative, I wouldn't have come. ”

Xiao Feng pretended to be indifferent, his chin was almost raised to the sky, and he squinted at Shi Wuxie.

Of course, Shi Wuxian knew that Xiao Feng was bragging, and he smiled coldly.

"Lu Xiaofeng, how can you let me say hello? You played tricks on that fortune teller yesterday and kicked down that aunt, you're a bad young man. I will give you a job, even if I promote you, do you know how many people have begged me to give him a chance, but I haven't given it? You don't know how to lift yet. Okay, if you have a job opportunity for yourself, then please do it. Shi Wuxian made a gesture, which meant "You can go out."

Xiaofeng thought to himself: I brag, you can brag better than me. Lift me up? Do you scarce your lift?

However, no matter how you do, don't frame good people.

"I played tricks on the fortune teller because he lied to him, and he brought it on himself." Xiaofeng still held his head high.

"Foolish?"

"Yes, he is obviously a clear-eyed person, but he pretends to be blind, isn't that a lie?"

Shi Wuxian smiled, "Is he blind, what does it have to do with fortune telling?" ”

"Why doesn't it matter? I think he is blind and willing to give him money, if he is not blind, why would he go to a stall to tell fortunes? This guy is good-looking, has hands and feet, is not blind or deaf, why do you want to make a living like this? ”

"You still have a set of principles in this way, that's good, but you knocked that aunt over, is it also because she cheated you out of money?"

"Which aunt? Don't talk nonsense. Xiaofeng couldn't remember this matter anymore, "Let me tell you, I, Xiaofeng, is only interested in women over 16 years old and under 30 years old." What aunt, fat aunt? Don't say it's touching her, just smell it, and I'll have to go back three feet. ”

"Okay, you Lu Xiaofeng, you don't admit it if you make a mistake? Today, let me teach you a good lesson for that aunt. ”

Shi Wuxian was so excited that he forgot the purpose of his coming here.

He hates people who talk nonsense and don't admit their mistakes the most in his life.

This Lu Xiaofeng is really naughty enough, don't you just have to apologize? Why do you have to die and not admit it?

Also, the first time I met Master, you had such an attitude, and you will have it in the future?

Thinking of this, Shi Wuxian stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Feng's arm.

His trick is "big grappling", that is the real kung fu of Shaolin, no matter how many small winds you are, you can't break free.

Xiao Feng's entire arm was lifted up, and Xiao Feng screamed in pain.

"Boy, do you still admit that you are wrong?" Shi Wuxian grabbed Xiao Feng's arm, twisted it hard, and said viciously.

"I, I don't dare anymore." Xiao Feng snorted, "You, you let go of me, ah, it hurts me to death." ”

When Shi Wuxian saw him begging for mercy, he let go of his hand.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Feng's arm was released, he immediately took out the anti-wolf spray from his trouser pocket, and sprayed it towards Shi Wuxie??????