Chapter 6, Nosy Guy!

"Let me ask you, fortune teller, how much do you cost to tell someone's fortune once?" The nosy handsome man asked the fake blind man.

"Fortune teller 50, fortune teller 100." The fake blind man replied.

"Is there anything less than $50?

"No, 50 yuan is the minimum consumption." The fake blind man looked at the tube and suddenly realized, "Grandma, I have a big ticket of 100 yuan in this tube, or 50, why only have two 10 yuan tickets?" Do you dare to say it's my own? ”

Xiaofeng still has to deny it, "How is it impossible, how is it impossible?" Maybe you put it in beforehand? Maybe you fell into it yourself? ”

"Little one, you're too much of a fool. Okay, do you want me to show you a video of my phone? I've already recorded what you just did, do you want to broadcast it in front of everyone? "The handsome guy started to break the news.

Damn, I've met a master! There's all evidence for this, huh?

Thirty-six plans, go for the top plan, I go first!

Xiaofeng was about to take a step, but was stopped by a handsome guy.

This handsome guy's body is as fast as the wind, and even Xiao Feng, who is good at long-distance running, can't outrun him.

It seems that this guy is on a stick with himself.

"What are you going to do? I warn you, don't mind other people's business. Hurry up and get out of the way for me, otherwise I'm not kind to you, master! Xiao Feng wrinkled his face into a terrifying look, trying to scare away this nosy guy.

"I'll take care of it. If you don't accept it, you can practice both hands for me. "This handsome guy still doesn't give up.

"Okay, it's time for a fight! It's so beautiful! The onlookers cheered.

Xiao Feng glared at the group of people fiercely, took a sip, hugged his sleeve, turned the work hat on his head, the back edge of the hat turned to his forehead, and put on a menacing appearance, like Ultraman was reborn.

"Come on, you have what it takes to come here." Xiaofeng said defiantly.

When Xiaofeng was a child, he worshipped a boxing and foot master on the back mountain of his house and learned a few tricks.

What "monkey steals peaches", what "double wind through ru", what "hungry tiger pounces on food", are all ruthless tricks taught to him by the master.

Although Xiaofeng's kung fu is nothing more than embroidering his legs, his posture is still sufficient. People who don't know the way of the road, when they see this action, they think it is a practitioner.

This handsome guy just smiled faintly, and didn't take Xiaofeng's posture in his eyes at all.

The heart of the little wind pulls out the cold.

Damn, he didn't retreat. If he doesn't retreat, how can I run?

It's impossible to run, and there are a bunch of people here looking at themselves?

The master can't afford to lose this person.

"If you have the ability, you come over to me!" Xiaofeng still screamed, but his feet were already a little shaking.

The guy still didn't move.

Suddenly, Xiaofeng felt a cool breeze blow over her.

He remembered a sentence from Gu Long's martial arts novel, "At this time, the two faced each other like this, neither of them moved, they just stared at each other." Suddenly, a murderous aura rushed over, only murderous aura, and it was this murderous aura that was enough to make him fatal. ”

Could it be that this is the legendary "murderous spirit"!

This "murderous aura" is going up from Xiaofeng's neck, down the door of the head, down to the back, and then down to the waist and legs, all the way to the soles of the feet, and the soles of the feet are cold.

Yes! Xiaofeng was stunned!

The guy on the other side was still smiling at himself.

This one said,, aren't you writing martial arts novels? Is this handsome guy really "murderous"?

In fact, where is the "murderous spirit". It's just a gust of wind blowing.

But Xiaofeng himself was frightened, and thought that he had fallen into the other party's "murderous spirit", who told him to read too many martial arts novels?

Xiaofeng was so frightened that his face was bloodless, and his calves were trembling all the time.

"Hit, hit? Why don't you fight? If we don't fight, we won't watch it! Someone coaxed.

"It's just, what's the point? Don't hit, what pose, cut! ”

"Fight, fight, we'll give you money." Someone actually threw a coin into the yard.

Lao Tzu is not a monkey, nor is he a plaster, what kind of steel hammer do you throw?

Xiao Feng's teeth bitten, Lao Tzu let go!

He rushed up and kicked towards the handsome guy's lower gear, which is called "scrap legs".

The orthodox "waste wood legs" are kicking people's small stomachs, but Xiaofeng's copycat version of "waste wood legs" is a few inches lower and kicks directly into people's crotches.

I want to cut off my family's children and grandchildren!

Xiaofeng's pheasant master said, if you want to kick it, kick the crotch, it's soft there, it's easy to kick!

The handsome guy was also taken aback, even he didn't expect Xiaofeng's trick to be so vicious.

However, as soon as his figure was twisted, he swept sideways like a willow, and Xiaofeng kicked it into the air.

Xiaofeng almost made a big fork and stumbled forward a few steps.

The people next to him laughed.

Hum! There is another trick for you!

Xiaofeng turned around, his fists turned into claws, and he pounced on the handsome guy's crotch again.

The handsome guy was shocked again, why did he come to "monkey stealing peaches" again, and he couldn't leave my place? Isn't that too sinister? It seems that if I don't give you some color to see, you don't know how good I am doing.

This handsome guy, from this moment on, we called him Shi Wuxie, and it flashed again, and the little wind fluttered into the air again.

Before Xiao Feng could understand what was going on, he was suddenly kicked in the back by Shi Wuxie, and the whole person rushed forward.

This time, he didn't stand still, and lay down heavily on the mud!

"Hahaha!" The onlookers burst out laughing.

"The! Something that called you to lie to me! The false blind man also came over, and took away the dog's glass that Xiao Feng flew out of his pocket and threw on the ground.

This guy still didn't feel like it was enough, so he was about to raise his fist and hit Xiaofeng's head.

"Stop!" The hand of the fake blind man was caught.

He looked up and saw that it was Shi Wuxian again.

"Forget it, you got your things back, and he was also taught a lesson, so forget it." Shi Wuxian said.

"What else does he owe me money for fortune telling? Two hundred yuan, only twenty yuan was given. Hurry up and give money! The blind man cried out viciously.

"Go, I don't have any money!" Xiaofeng struggled to get up, patted the dirt on his buttocks, and spat out, "I only have fifty in my pocket." ”

Xiaofeng dug into his pocket and took out a fifty yuan ticket.

"Fifty, I want it too." The fake blind man snatched the fifty yuan from Xiao Feng's hand as fast as lightning, "You have to pay back the rest of the money!" ”

"Rub, why are you taking my money? You fake blind, pretend to be blind and deceive people, and you dare to take my money and give it back to me! "It's a little wind.

That's all I have in my pocket. It's all for you, what am I going to play tonight? I've promised to go for supper with Fat Pig.

Who is "Fat Pig"?

His name is Zhu Xiaogang, and he is Xiaofeng's junior high school classmate, but when he was in high school, he went to another school. This guy loves to eat and play, but he doesn't like to exercise, and he looks like a pig.

Usually, Xiaofeng likes to go out with Fat Pig to eat, drink and have fun and be a dog meat friend.

The two of them will also sit on the side of the road, staring at the sisters and sisters who come and go for a long time.

Tonight, Xiaofeng planned to take out the 50 yuan and go with the fat pig to eat some pig brains. Xiaofeng said to the fat pig, your brain is not very good, where you eat, you can make up for it. Unexpectedly, the fat pig actually said "good". Xiaofeng said in his heart, I want to tell you to eat bullwhip, and you also say "good".

Fortunately, eating pig brains is not as expensive as eating bullwhips, and fifty yuan can be done. Xiaofeng had no choice but to take out the only money he had and was going to have supper with this buddy.

Xiaofeng has a lot of shortcomings, but there is one thing: if you promise your buddy, you must do it.

Seeing that the fifty yuan was taken away like this, of course Xiaofeng didn't do it.

He grabbed the fake blind man by the collar and almost choked the guy to death, and the guy screamed like a pig had been killed.

"You let me go!" Shi Wuxian separated the two, and then said to the fake blind man, "Why are you still standing stupidly?" Don't go yet! ”

"But he, he hasn't given me any money yet? Twenty plus fifty equals seventy, and you are still a hundred and thirteen to me? The false blind man gasped and shouted.

"Nonsense, you think I don't know how to count? If you are told to go, you will go! Hear me! Shi Wuxian glared at the fake blind man fiercely, "You are pretending to be a blind man to tell fortunes here, and people haven't accused you of defrauding consumers?" You don't know each other yet! Hurry up! ”

The fake blind man suddenly realized, and quickly ran to his stall, packed up his things and ran.

"You, you pay you back! Don't run! "The wind is in a hurry, and it is about to rush over.

But he was stopped by Shi Wuxie.

"Get out of the way!" Xiao Feng was angry, and he was about to swing a punch at Shi Wuxie again.

Shi Wuxian didn't hide, but turned his hand into a claw, firmly grasping Xiaofeng's fist in the palm of his hand. The harder Xiaofeng tried to pull it out, the more unable he became.

"You let Lao Tzu pass! Lao Tzu's fifty yuan, money! ”

If it had been someone else and he scolded him like this, it is estimated that he would have been slapped a long time ago.

Unexpectedly, Shi Wuxian was unmoved.

He has encountered a lot of this situation.

"You lied to him, he lied to you, you're all pretty much the same. Forget it, let him go! Even if it's flat! Shi Wuxian said indifferently.

"It's all you, if you weren't nosy, I would have dealt with this blind man a long time ago. Hmph, he's not blind. He's obviously pretending to be blind and deceiving people! I cheated the scammer out of the money to eliminate harm for the people, why not? ”

"Okay, if you want to chase him, you can chase him." Seeing that the fake blind man had run away without a trace, Shi Wuxian let go of Xiao Feng's hand.

Xiaofeng's hands were numb with pain.

"Chase, chase your head! When the people are gone, what are you chasing? Xiaofeng spat again.

"I said you, you little guy, what are you not doing well, where did you learn those bad tricks? It's petty theft again, it's again, it's kicking and beating around that place? Why don't you learn well? ”

"Little one? Eh, I have a name, okay? ”

"And what's your name?"

"Lu Xiaofeng, have you heard of it?"

"Hahaha!" Shi Wuxian smiled and said, "Lu Xiaofeng? The protagonist of Gu Long's novel, but he is also a positive character. Look at you? I see, your name is Lu Thief, it's pretty much the same! ”

"Eh, my name is Lu Xiaofeng, not Lu Xiaofeng, okay? Lu Xiaofeng, this name is feminine, where can I compare to me? I'm Xiaofeng, you know the wind? Easterly, western, southern, northern??????"

"Yes, yes. And the southeast wind, the northeast wind, the southwest wind, the northwest wind, right? I thought you were crazy 'crazy'? It's better for you to call Lu Xiaomad. ”

"You ?????" The little atmosphere does not come in one place.

Call me "little crazy"? I'm such a handsome guy with clear eyebrows, what's crazy?

Just when he was about to have a seizure again, suddenly, there was a ** smile: "Ha Lu Ha! Lu Xiaofeng, we have found you! ”

Xiao Feng and Shi Wuxian both heard this voice and turned their heads together.

I saw a group of people standing not far away.

The group all held an iron rod in their hands, led by a bearded man with a hairy chest open, revealing a tattooed dragon tattoo and a hairy arm.

Oops, why are these hooligans here again?

Xiaofeng was about to run, but the group had already surrounded him.

"Want to run, no way? I just let your kid run away. Now, even if you put on your wings, you don't even want to fly out! The bearded man smirked.

"That's right, boy, pay back the money you owe to people first! Otherwise, you look good! The other kid roared too.

Xiao Feng's heart is about to reach his throat.

Now, there's really nowhere to escape?????????