Chapter 5, Foshan Shadowless Hand

"What the hell is going on?" Xiao Feng saw this blind fortune teller posing as if he was bitter and hateful, and he was so happy in his heart, but on the surface, he had to pretend that he was so dazed, so dazed.

Nima's, the person who wants to deceive Lao Tzu, hasn't been born yet? Small, let you pretend to be B, and I'll know that I'm awesome later.

"This old man, I have a heartfelt word to tell you, but, but ??????" The blind man's fingers pointed down like a drop of water.

Below, isn't it just a small tube for putting money?

This blind man is not ambiguous, pay first, and then consume, for fear that you will slap your ass and leave after listening to the heavenly machine.

The first trick is to hold you first; The second trick is to scare you again; This third move, the bayonet sees blood, and if you don't have money, you will take your life!

"Well said, well said." Xiaofeng was really generous, and put two tickets in.

The official said, this Xiaofeng dares to be rich?

You didn't listen to me, Xiaofeng did put two tickets, but they were all tickets with a face value of ten yuan, and they only added up to twenty yuan.

"Master, two tickets are presented." Xiaofeng doesn't lie, saying that two tickets are two tickets.

The blind man will reach out and touch it.

"Master, wait!" Suddenly, Xiaofeng screamed loudly.

The blind man's hands trembled.

"Master, touch it, aren't these the two tickets I just put in?" Xiao Feng quickly took out two tickets from the money tube and stuffed them into the blind man's hand.

The blind man touched it, nodded, and put the two tickets down.

Isn't that right? Didn't you say that Xiaofeng only put two ten-yuan tickets in? Although this blind man is blind in his eyes, but his hands are not blind, why can't he even tell the difference between ten and one hundred yuan?

In fact, Xiao Feng had already seen a few hundred-dollar bills in the tube, so he had just secretly thrown two ten-dollar bills into it, and then quickly picked out the other two hundred-dollar bills from inside.

This blind man is also stupid, but he didn't notice Xiaofeng's movements.

However, it's no wonder that he can't be blamed, Xiaofeng's movements are as fast as the wind, even if he is a clear-eyed person, he can't see it, let alone be blind.

Xiaofeng's trick was practiced by a master back then.

That master is a big smoker, but the kung fu in his hands is very good, as long as he sweeps by your side, he makes sure that your trouser belt is loose, and he walks five miles only to find that his wallet is gone.

It turns out that this master is a pickpocket!

However, Xiaofeng doesn't think so, it doesn't matter if he is a pickpocket or not, anyway, this trick works, just learn it.

Of course, the tuition fee is quite a lot. Xiaofeng spent a month's salary and several packs of cigarettes to the pickpocket master before learning this skill.

The "master" said that if you want to take people, you must first be stable and not panic. If you are going to panic and be so nervous, your hands will tremble, and in the future, you will not be holding your wallet, but handcuffs and chains.

The master is right!

Xiaofeng learned this trick easily, but found that he couldn't use it at all.

Why? It's very simple, Xiaofeng doesn't want to be a pickpocket too.

However, Xiaofeng likes to learn these useless things, and I used to read in books that there was an ancient man who learned "dragon slaying" and wanted to go to the sea to slay dragons, but after returning home, he was ridiculed to death. People said, "Where is the dragon?" What do you use for this "dragon slayer"?

However, Xiaofeng thinks that "there are many skills that are not pressing", so maybe he will use it one day? Dude, I don't want to steal from other people, but occasionally I can help others steal back what was stolen, which can be regarded as anti-violence, right?

Therefore, today Xiaofeng saw that this guy was actually abducted and deceived here, so he was angry.

In addition, he was thrown into the trash can by that group of hooligans and swallowed a stomach of stench, Xiaofeng wanted to find someone to teach him a lesson.

This blind fortune teller, just like that, has become the object of Xiaofeng's practice.

Xiaofeng's move "Foshan Shadowless Hand" can be described as superb, shocking, and crying ghosts.

However, no matter how fast Xiaofeng's hand is, it can't be faster than another pair of eyes. He didn't expect that not far from him, this pair of eyes was staring at his every movement.

He thought that the seamless movements had long been targeted by these eyes that were more powerful than high-speed cameras??????" Master, it's okay, let's move on! ”

"Well said, well said. Brother, what about your eight characters, that's unspeakably expensive. However, we say the word fate, fate is one thing, and luck is another. The blind man said unhurriedly.

"Master, don't fix these mysteries, I'm a local product, you can straighten it out directly." Xiaofeng deliberately pretended to be an idiot.

"Well said, well said. Brother, your life is good, but your luck this year is not good. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Brother, you belong to the rabbit, today you are 18 years old, right? This year happens to be the Year of the Rooster, right? ”

Xiaofeng picked up his fingers and pinched them, that's right, today is indeed the Year of the Rooster.

"Brother, the zodiac says that the rabbit and rooster are six chongs, this year is the year of the rooster, and this month happens to be the eighth month of the lunar calendar, which is the month of the rooster. In this Year of the Rooster and the Rooster Month, you are a rabbit, isn't this a double nemesis? Alas, you, I'm afraid there's a calamity at the moment. The blind man sighed.

What kind of cock and rabbit? There are many rabbits under the sky, and there are 100 million people in China, according to your statement, the people who belong to rabbits will have disasters this year and this month?

"Excuse me, Master, what are you?" Xiaofeng blinked and looked at the blind man.

"Ahem, ahem." The blind man coughed dryly, "I happen to be two rounds older than you, and I am 54 years old today, and I am also a rabbit." ”

"Oh? Master, don't you also have a disaster? "Xiaofeng, this joy, you, just wait for the disaster.

"How can I be like you? I am born in the Year of the Rabbit, not in the month of the Rabbit. Brother, you were born in the Year of the Rabbit and just met the Year of the Rooster, how is it the same as me? ”

"Master, is there a way to save it?" Xiaofeng asked "religiously".

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, you met me, it's okay." The blind man was happy, and then took out a jade pendant from himself, "This little brother, this is a pair of dog jade carvings." ”

"Dog jade carving?" Xiaofeng took it and took a look, and sure enough, there was a carving on it that didn't know if it was a dog or a cat.

Xiao Feng touched the jade pendant, and said with a secret smile in his heart: Blind, you can really fool. What kind of jade pendant is this, isn't this just a glass?

"yes. Rabbit and dog are compatible. If you wear this dog jade pendant, you can break the harm of these six chongs. ”

"Thank you, Master." Xiao Feng grabbed the jade pendant and put it on his neck, and was about to get up and walk away.

"Eh, brother, you haven't paid yet?" The blind man quit, and actually chased after him and grabbed Xiaofeng.

"Hehe, why didn't I give the money?" Xiaofeng didn't do it anymore, "Didn't I give you money?" ”

"Where, where?" The blind man cried out.

"Isn't that right? Didn't I give you two hundred dollars? That's not enough for you glass dog, huh? ”

"What? Glass dogs? I'm jade, okay? It's worth at least two or three hundred? "The blind man is in a hurry.

"Even if it's jade, I'll have enough for two hundred, okay?"

"Two hundred? The two hundred is the fortune-telling money for me, not the money for this jade pendant, and the jade pendant has to give another money! The blind man was in a hurry, took off his glasses, and stared at Xiaofeng.

This "blind man" is actually a normal clear-eyed person! It turned out that he was pretending.

This liar, I deserve to lie to you! If you want to tease me, don't blame me for being more ruthless than you!

The noise of the two of them immediately attracted the surrounding vendors and pedestrians.

In the crowd, a young man was also squeezed in.

This person, wearing a set of white tracksuits and a pair of "Love Ticking" God of War running shoes at his feet, is the handsome guy who picked up things for the fat aunt just now.

"Eh, I said, your jade pendant is obviously fake, you can take a look!" Xiaofeng picked up the jade pendant and showed it to the onlookers.

Some of them also saw the truth from the fake.

"This is indeed glass, where is jade?" A person said.

"Yes, this fortune teller is a liar." Passerby B said.

"Isn't it? He also pretends to be blind, isn't that his eyes good? Passerby C said.

"He's been hanging out here a lot, and he's been pretending to be blind for a long time. Oh, by the way, there is no chengguan to pay yet. Street vendor Ding said.

Now, the fake blind man's face was red and green, like a big frog that had been half-cooked.

"I said, fortune teller, people give you 200 yuan, which is enough for you to pay for this piece of broken glass. You should use it as the money for this little brother's fortune telling, and give someone a buy one get one free. Another guy coaxed.

"Buy one, get one free?" The fortune teller's mouth has become an O-shape.

Xiaofeng is so happy in his heart.

Let you lie! If it weren't for Lao Tzu's mercy, if I had been a little faster just now, even your two hundred yuan would have been hacked for you. Not only will you have no money to make today, but you will also have to paste it upside down!

Forget it, Lao Tzu will reward you with twenty, buy a broken glass dog, and it will be regarded as feeding the dog.

You give Lao Tzu a dog, Lao Tzu gives you 20 yuan, and we settle it. If you are verbose, be careful that I will even give you back the twenty dollars!

Just as Xiaofeng was about to return triumphantly and turn around to leave, suddenly, a voice sounded behind him.

"You want to leave like that? Why don't you return the money and leave later? ”

Xiao Feng turned his head suddenly, and saw a tall man already standing in front of him, looking at him coldly.

"Who are you? Don't be nosy! Xiaofeng said unhappily.

"Nosy? Your trick of 'stealing the day' can only hide from others, but not from me. The man stared at Xiao Feng's face.

"What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like that? Xiaofeng touched his peugeot face, "You, you don't fall in love with me, master, although I am a little more beautiful, but it's not something you can see if you want to?" You, if you look at me like this again, I'll drink you! ”

Xiaofeng's imitation of this sentence from the TV commercial did not make the man take half a step back, he smiled and said, "Hmph, with your face, it's almost the same as being a play." Maybe you can play a Hua Dan, Tsing Yi or something. It's a pity, it's a pity. ”

"What a pity?"

"It's a pity that you don't take the right path, you actually learned the kung fu of other people's three-legged cats, and you want to steal other people's money."

"What? Did he steal my money? The fake blind man standing on the other side was stunned.

"Go and order it yourself, he just threw twenty yuan into it, not two hundred yuan, you were deceived by him!" The man simply exposed Xiaofeng's tricks.

The fake blind man squatted down and nodded, and sure enough, there were two twenty yuan in them.

"You dead boy, you dare to take twenty yuan to fool me, see if I don't kill you!" The fake blind man was on fire, and he was about to pick up a bamboo pole next to him, and he was about to come to fight Xiaofeng.

"Wait!" Xiaofeng shouted, "Why do you say that I took twenty yuan to put it in, did you see it, or did you take a picture?" Maybe it's your own. ”

The people around gathered again and began to discuss.

"This?" The fake blind man didn't know how to respond to him.

"I'll answer for him." The nosy handsome guy spoke again??????