Chapter 160, a pair of field platoons

The stupid eldest sister followed Xiaofeng into it in a daze.

The grass was huge, the size of two basketball courts, and it was covered by dense trees, so you could really see what was going on inside from the outside.

But as soon as they entered, the two men became uncomfortable.

It turned out that there was an unpleasant stench coming from inside.

This smell, as soon as you smell it, is the smell of liquid that often wafts out of the bathroom.

"Who is this, why are you urinating here?" Xiaofeng scolded.

"Yes, these people are too immoral. I'm a cleanliness addict, it's really dirty here. Xiaojuan wasn't too happy either.

"What, you have a habit of cleanliness?" Xiaofeng asked.

"yes, I've had this problem since I was a kid." Xiaojuan nodded.

Xiao Feng then remembered that when he was sitting on the stone chair just now, this Xiaojuan also took out a paper towel and carefully wiped the stone chair clean before sitting down.

"Let's go over there. There doesn't seem to smell there, well, why does it still smell like there? "Xiao Feng, whose nose is more sensitive than a dog, smells a fragrant smell.

"Oh, yes, it smells so good? How can there be such a smell here? Is someone burning incense? Xiaojuan said.

"Burning incense? Big sister, oh, that's wrong, little sister. Xiaofeng quickly changed his tune.

"Well, that's pretty much it. Call me sister, I'm still very happy, Brother Xiaofeng. Xiaojuan smiled happily.

Xiaofeng shook his head.

Nima's, a reversal of time and space? I'm 18 years old, call you a 22-year-old sister, and you call me a brother?

"I said, don't you see so much grass and so many trees here, who burns incense here? I see, it's pretty much the same as setting fire! Xiaofeng said.

"Someone set it on fire? This is not good, you have to call the police! ”

"What? I think let's go over and have a look, and smell this good smell by the way. Xiao Feng simply took the hand of this stupid eldest sister, he did it unconsciously.

Xiaojuan didn't dodge, she was really excited.

Wow, I didn't expect to hold hands on the first blind date? That's a lot of speed! At this rate, maybe when will you get to the point?

A hot, numb, and refreshing sensation ran down her hand and into her brain.

The two men smelled the aroma and walked forward for a while, and came to a place, which was a bush of grass.

It was black and hollow, covered by trees and grass, and the fragrance came from there.

As the two approached, they suddenly heard a noise in the grass.

"Ahh Xiaojuan was startled, so she leaned on Xiao Feng, "Brother Xiao Feng, is there a thief?" Is someone really setting fires? ”

She leaned on, and the soft place leaned on Xiao Feng's chest, which made Xiao Feng excited for a long time.

However, Xiaofeng still endured it and did not dare to move.

"How can it? Not only have you watched too many Korean movies, but you have also watched too many horror movies, right? Isn't that just a rat drilling around? Xiaofeng said.

However, the "mouse" didn't seem to want to leave, and kept making rhythmic sounds.

Xiaofeng tiptoed and walked over.

"Brother Xiaofeng, don't go over, what if there are ghosts?" Xiao Juan was already half scared to death.

"Don't be afraid, what are you afraid of? Where are the ghosts in this world? Xiaofeng didn't believe it.

But there was a cry from there.

"Ahh I'm going to die! ”

It was a woman's voice, and although it was weak, two people heard it.

"Ahh Xiao Juan was frightened, "There are dead people!" ”

Suddenly, the woman's voice came from inside, "Ah, ah, to die, to die!" ”

Without thinking, Xiaofeng rushed in and shouted, "Stop!" Don't mess around! ”

He thought that there must have been some murder in it, and maybe there was really a gangster who wanted to commit murder!

Although Xiao Juan was a little scared, she still had the courage to follow Xiao Feng and rushed in.

But this rush in, it's terrible.

I saw that in the grass, there were two white flowers wriggling. The sound, the aroma, came from that thing.

"Who is it?" Xiaofeng shouted.

Suddenly, the two masses moved.

"Ahh Suddenly, the woman's voice screamed again.

Through the faint moonlight, Xiaofeng fixed his eyes.

Looking at this, it's terrible, Xiaofeng almost didn't have a nosebleed.

It turned out to be a pair of sleek men and women hugging each other.

Damn, it turned out to be a pair of wild mandarin ducks fighting in the field!

Xiaojuan also saw it, and turned her face away in shame.

"Big brother, you, let me go." The man was about to cry, "I, this is my first time fighting in the field?" ”

It turned out to be two men and women fighting in the field? Why are you not going anywhere? Do you want to roll around in this kind of place?

"You, you go on, go on!" Xiaofeng was so embarrassed that he was half dead, so he had to retreat with Xiaojuan again.

Xiaojuan closed her eyes stiffly.

"Eh, it's okay, you open your eyes." Xiaofeng said.

Xiao Juan opened her eyes, gasped for breath, and covered her chest with her hands, "Really, it really scared me to death." ”

However, when she leaned down and covered her chest like this, she made the little wind around her see more clearly, and he couldn't help but get excited.

Just now, the picture of seeing the pair of men and women hugging each other naked, still kept coming to Xiaofeng's mind.

In addition, the moonlight is very light, and under the soft moonlight, this unsightly Xiaojuan's face also looks blurred, and it doesn't seem so ugly.

This moonlight is too beautiful, you are too blurry?????? In the grass just now.

The man lowered his head, and began to hang his head.

"Why can't you?" The woman was in a hurry.

"Can I be blamed for this? If you hadn't screamed so loudly, would you have called them over? The man muttered, "Zhang Yanmei, this is the first time I've been to this kind of place to do this with students?" Originally, I was nervous enough to ask you to go to the hotel, you don't like to go, you want to come to this messy place, dirty and smelly, in case a flea jumps on us, you are not afraid of dermatitis? "And you wear that strong perfume, and I don't think the fleas are attracted by you, but the bees are attracted by you." ”

The aroma just now came from Zhang Yanmei's body.

"He Dazhuang, I'm not afraid to come here, what are you afraid of? What's the point of going to the hotel? If you want to play, just have some excitement. How nice it is here, close to nature, fresh air, moonlight, and people around, how exciting. Zhang Yanmei, the most sassy female student in the repeat class, scolded and said, "Okay, I won't play with you." You shit. ”

He Dazhuang had no choice but to put on his clothes.

This He Dazhuang is really not simple, he can't catch up with Qin Xiaoyu, he can't get Song Ruxue, he simply hit the idea of Zhang Yanmei in the repeat class.

Zhang Yanmei looks very ordinary, but she has a good figure and can dress up, so she doesn't care about that.

He Dazhuang took the opportunity to rub oil on Zhang Yanmei in the name of taking students to his office to tutor English.

This woman didn't care about this thing, since there were men who were willing to find themselves, they naturally didn't give up such a good opportunity.

For the first time, the two came to the park on a date. As soon as she was excited, Zhang Yanmei proposed to play with that thing in the grass.

Both of them were already veterans, and soon changed their clothes and untied their belts, and played field battles here.

"Can I be blamed for this? If it hadn't been for those two men and women who had broken in, I would have been able to do this? He Dazhuang shook his head.

"Eh, Da Zhuang, why do I think that man looks very familiar? Where have you seen it? Zhang Yanmei frowned.

"Oh, when you say that, I remember. Yes, it looks familiar. He Dazhuang was also a little surprised.

Suddenly, the two men screamed in unison.

"Lu Xiaofeng!"

"Ah, what then? Da Zhuang, the matter of the two of us, let him find out and spread it to the school. So, what can I do? Zhang Yanmei was about to cry.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the light was so dim just now, he didn't necessarily find out that it was us." He Da strengthened his courage, "Even if he finds out, I have a way to make him unable to tell him." ”

"Da Zhuang, it's the first time for people, you must protect me." This girl leaned on He Dazhuang again, pretending to cry.

He Da Zhuangxin said, the first time? Are you a liar?

"Don't cry, don't cry." He Dazhuang comforted and patted the woman's back.

Suddenly, he felt a little more reaction, "Yanmei, I'm done, I'm done!" ”

"Huh? Didn't you lie to me? Zhang Yanmei said angrily.

"It's true, it's okay, come, let's continue, let's continue!" ?????? On the other side, Xiaofeng and Xiaojuan walked to another meadow, which was also covered by trees.

"Wait!" Xiaofeng suddenly remembered, "That man just now, I remembered who he was." ”

Just now, at that glance, Xiao Feng saw the man's face clearly.

"Who is he?"

"Ha Luha, let me catch him, he is my English teacher, his name is He Dazhuang." Xiao Feng was happy, "Oh, that girl, I also remembered, it was a classmate in our class. ”

"What? Teacher-student love? Xiaojuan was surprised.

"What kind of teacher-student love, these two people are a pair of field platoons." Xiaofeng laughed, "This man is **, and this woman is also a rotten thing." Unexpectedly, this pair of dog men and women actually fought in the field here? ”

"Hehe, you men, how many of them are not **?" Juanzi teased.

"Really?" Xiaofeng looked at Juanzi.

"What's wrong, am I wrong? Why do you look at me like that? Seeing Xiao Feng's stunned eyes, Xiao Juan was a little surprised.

"Okay, since you said so, then I'll let you taste the taste of **!"

Xiao Feng's eyes suddenly flashed a hot red light??????