Chapter 159, silly big sister, you are really a strange thing in a strange way!

At this time, the two were already sitting on a stone bench under a tree in the park.

"Do you really want to find a little brother?" Xiaofeng asked, "Little brother is easy to empathize with other lovers?" Aren't you afraid that I'll hate you old in the future, and find a little sister? ”

"What's there to be afraid of? Wouldn't he be empathetic if he found a big brother? "This eldest sister Xiaojuan is quite wise, "Oh, do you know that there is a rich man in his eighties, and he divorced his wife in his forties not long ago, but this old man is disgusted with it?" I have a neighbor nearby, the man is still ten years old, and the woman is sixty years old this year, and she is too old, but her husband has not left her. So, will this man change his mind, it seems to have nothing to do with the age gap? ”

Wow, it's amazing, it's not poisonous? Xiaofeng's threat of "empathy and love" did not shake her stubborn desire to pursue the "little brother".

"Well, that's because this old man has money, and this little man has no money." Xiao Feng's eyes rolled and he smiled, "This man will become bad as long as he has money." Like me, a high-achieving student who can be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University will be very rich in the future. I'm so rich, aren't you afraid that I'll go find a junior and have a second wife? ”

Since you don't care about age, you're always afraid that I'll become bad if I have money in the future, right? I exposed my ugly nature of finding other women when I have money, see if you are afraid?

"Oh, then I can't count on you to run out of money, right? If a man is really rich, he will become bad, then, then I would rather he become bad. ”

"What? Eldest sister, you, are you in the water? Xiaofeng didn't care about being polite anymore and shouted loudly.

His voice was so loud that it startled everyone nearby.

However, Xiaofeng didn't care about their reactions, and of course, he didn't care about Xiaojuan's reactions.

I'm rude, I'm rude, how about it? You'd better get out of me!

Unexpectedly, this Xiaojuan still has no temper at all.

"I'm a little dumb sometimes." Xiaojuan nodded, "Xiaofeng, when you say that, it really goes to my heart, thank you for saying that." ”

Fainted, what a wonderful big sister, I, I completely convinced you.

"If this man really wants to be bad, what does it matter if he has money or not? If you don't have money, won't you spend your heart? Those who don't have money just have a thief's heart, and they don't have money. Xiaojuan said a very classic sentence.

"Please, big sister, what are you reading?" Xiaofeng asked.

"I'm a philosopher."

"Oh, no wonder. No wonder what you say is still a set, it's really philosophical, but the more I listen to it, the more dizzy I become! Xiaofeng understands now.

"Yes, we learn this, and we look at problems dialectically and analyze, and we never go to extremes. How so? What is white is not white to us, and what is black is not black to us. ”

"White is not white, black is not black, what is that?" Xiaofeng asked.

"Isn't it very simple, it's naturally half black and half white." Xiao Juan was happy.

"Oh, I see. So, men are not men, women are not women, they are all half-men and half-women, right? OK, I see, thank you for your advice! Xiao Feng arched his hand.

"You're welcome." Xiaojuan smiled shyly.

Xiaofeng is even more annoyed, this wonderful eldest sister is really not good to scare away? What to do?

"Eldest sister, I can tell you, in fact, I don't have half a dime on me, and I don't have the ability to be admitted to college, I'm just a high school student now. Have you figured it out, are you still interested in being like me? Xiao Feng simply made the most powerful move.

"Oh, what does it matter? If we don't have any money, can we earn it? ”

"Come on, I haven't got a job yet? My mom lied to you, I'm a vagrant now. "The wind is in a hurry.

"Your mother? That's your mother? Xiaojuan was stunned.

"yes? By the way, my mom is still a gambler, oh, and she borrows money everywhere. I guess she borrowed money from your mom too, right? With a family of gamblers like ours, do you dare to marry in? Xiao Feng simply debunked, "My mother is lying to you, do you really believe it?" ”

This combination punch was enough to make the eldest sister retreat after listening to it.

Who would dare to marry into a family of gamblers?

However, this little sister actually laughed.

"Eldest sister, you, are you really sick?" Xiao Feng is really a second monk who can't scratch his head.

Today, he really met a strange thing, it should be a strange thing in a strange way!

"Xiaofeng, you are sincere! Well, I just like people like you! Xiao Juan smiled and looked at Xiao Feng, and her tight facial features seemed even more crowded.

Seeing these facial features put together, Xiao Feng really couldn't stand it.

"Eldest sister, that's it, are you still smiling?" Xiaofeng was really speechless.

"Xiaofeng, I think, we're here on a blind date today, you'd better not call me eldest sister. If you call me eldest sister, I will feel uncomfortable, you can just call me Xiaojuan. Oh, of course, it would be better if you could call me Sister Xiaojuan. ”

"Please! My name is your sister, my sister is three years older than me, huh? ”

"Oh, I guess I'm going to be honest with you too." Xiaojuan said, "Since you are so honest and tell me everything about you, of course I can't hide it from you." ”

"Concealment? What are you hiding from me? Xiaofeng was stunned.

"Actually, actually." Xiaojuan lowered her head, "Actually, I'm four years older than you, not just three years older, and my mother also hid this from your mother." ”

"What, you're four years older than me?" Xiaofeng was dizzy again, "Why does your mother want to hide your age?" ”

"That's not because, because the word four is unlucky." Xiao Juan raised her head, her face full of red clouds.

"Your mom is too unkind to do this, isn't she?" Xiaofeng was annoyed.

It's okay if you're older than me, and you're hiding that you're a year old, what are you doing?

"Xiaofeng, didn't your mother also lie to my mother? However, Xiaofeng, no matter how old you are younger than me, I don't care. Don't say you're only four years younger than me, you're fourteen or forty years younger than me, and I don't care. ”

"You don't care, I care!" Xiaofeng finally couldn't help it.

Fourteen years younger, still forty years younger? I'm marrying a wife, I'm still marrying a mother, marrying a grandmother?

But this stupid eldest sister really doesn't give up, doesn't give up, and is still chattering.

"Xiaofeng, as for you having no money, no job, or even being admitted to college, what does it matter? Can I raise you in the future? I'll tell you, I'll graduate next year, and when I find a job, I'll support you. In the future, you can do housework at home, take care of children, and be a full-time dad. "Xiaojuan is looking forward to a better future.

It's over, it's over, I'm actually being raised! Xiaofeng was about to cry.

"Eldest sister, you can spare me. I can't stand your treatment, huh? Xiao Feng said with a bitter face.

"Why do you still call me eldest sister? In the future, you can call me dear, and it will be fine. Xiaojuan likes this handsome little brother more and more.

In the future, if you go out with Xiaofeng, let your girlfriends take a look, and show off your young and handsome boyfriend, it will definitely be a very stylish thing.

She moved a little closer to Xiaofeng and said softly, "Xiaofeng, actually, as soon as I saw you, I liked you very much." Do you like me too? ”

This speed of development is simply the speed of light! Faster than the author I can write a book!

Xiao Juan's sudden move startled Xiao Feng, and she subconsciously looked at the stupid eldest sister who was about to reach the tip of his nose.

But this look is incredible.

It turned out that as soon as the woman got closer, the fullness of her chest was clearly presented in front of Xiaofeng.

This stupid eldest sister, although she looks old and ugly, is indeed very small on her chest, at least there must be a D.

At the beginning, the mother only peeked at the girl and was sure that her son must like this style.

Sure enough, as soon as he saw Xiaojuan's place, Xiaofeng immediately became excited.

Otherwise, the magic of men is here.

What's more, the little wind at this time has been restrained for a while, and it is already and thirsty.

No wonder people say that there are no ugly women in the world, only stupid women. If a man who dares to love is hungry and thirsty, he has to drink urine?

Xiaofeng's heart was itchy, but it was entangled again.

Playing with this ugly girl? What a bargain! However, everyone has sent it to their mouths, and if they don't eat it, it seems that they are sorry for her hospitality?

At this time, Xiao Feng thought of what the old man said.

It's so dangerous, I'm almost going to make a mistake.

Pain, pain! Aggrieved, aggrieved!

Suddenly, Xiaofeng smiled again, and he had the idea of killing two birds with one stone.

"Xiaojuan, why don't we go there for a while." Xiaofeng pointed to a patch of grass inside the stone chair.

"Hey, good and decent, what are you doing there?" Xiaojuan was stunned for a moment.

"Inside, it's better to talk." The breeze blinked.

This charming and moving blink made this stupid eldest sister lose her soul suddenly.

So handsome! I love you so much, you little Zhengtai!

I didn't expect that this blind date would have such a big gain, aunt and grandmother, I finally waited for this day??????