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Episode 160 [Drunk and Robbed]

The dwarf who only put on an orange cloth towel in front of his crotch was hit by the poisonous tongue of the cuttlefish girl, and his face was so red that he was so angry that he planted it directly into the stream, causing a splash, and then floated in the stream with a depth of only less than the knees of the cuttlefish girl.

Bullying people like this, the cuttlefish girl didn't realize it, and even saw the dwarf pulling a piece of bright red cloth in his hand after he was planted in the stream.

At first, the cuttlefish girl didn't realize what the bright red cloth was, but when she realized it, she saw another dwarf, with his hands between his legs with a look of shame, and occasionally she could see the mosaic peeking out of her fingers!

didn't blush with shame when she saw this kind of scene like ordinary girls, and then immediately turned her head away from her gaze, adhering to the principle of not looking at indecent things. When the cuttlefish girl saw this picture that should be harmonized, she looked at it calmly, but the dark star was a little unbearable, and stepped forward to block her vision......

"Star Beauty, you're blocking me."

The corners of Dark Star's mouth twitched happily because of such a calm call from the cuttlefish girl, but the last one stood in front of her strongly, not letting go of the way, pursing her lips tightly and saying: "That picture is not harmonious." ”

The cuttlefish girl was embarrassed, and then realized the reason why the dark star suddenly blocked in front of her: "I said...... Not to mention, even if I see it, it's a mosaic, and even if there is no mosaic there, what appears in the picture is just a bare-assed six- or seven-year-old ghost...... "What's there to prevent from this?"

"They're just underdeveloped, not ungrown." After saying this, Dark Star turned his head to look behind him, and saw that the red crotch cloth was finally snatched back by the bare-ass dwarf and wrapped around his waist, so he moved his body away and stood with the cuttlefish girl.

"What the hell are you guys going to do! For what will appear on our turf! With the red crotch cloth in place, the little dwarf who was called Ah Er angrily walked up to the cuttlefish girls and them, accusing them of trespassing on their private territory.

The cuttlefish girl spread her hands innocently. It means that the reason why they are walking along the creek is completely the path pointed out by the dwarf wearing the purple skullcap before, and this must not be relied on by them to walk randomly.

Sure enough, when they heard this, the guy who was babbling just now finally stopped, but when they went ashore to get dressed, they kept staring at the dark star like a thief, as if the dark star would be hungry and pounce on them at any time, which made the cuttlefish girl stunned for a long time.

Once they were all dressed, Squidward and Darkstar planned to ignore them and continue walking on their own. But the four fellows would not let them go, and even invited them to go home and sit down with great enthusiasm......

The calm emperor who was dressed in blue from the inside to the outside said: "It turns out that you and Ah Qi know each other. Then go back with us to eat meat and drink wine and be friends. ”

With that, the four dwarfs, dressed like rainbows, gathered around Darkstar and Cuttlefish Girl and returned to the wooden house where they lived, which was very close to the stream. The group walked for less than two minutes before entering the door.

Bending down into this pocket-sized wooden house, watching everything in the room take "7" as the benchmark and swing down in the order of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, the cuttlefish girl continued to be embarrassed, and secretly sighed what a powerful spoof spirit the game designers who designed this fairy tale island have.

In fact, she wanted to turn around with Dark Star and continue to walk downstream of the stream. But when she heard that they were going to drink and eat meat, the worms in her stomach also ran out, thinking that it was almost noon, so it was better to eat and drink at the house of these dwarfs before going on the road.

When they returned to the dwarf's house, the two remaining dwarfs, whom they had never seen before, also came out, and they were preparing lunch at home. Seeing that the dwarfs had brought two strangers home, they did not complain anything, but were quite enthusiastic about preparing some roast meat, vegetables and fruits. Then, while the cuttlefish girl sucks her saliva, she brings the prepared wine and meat to the table.

It was hard to sit in the dwarfs' house and eat at the same table with them.

Everything in the cabin is designed according to the height needs of the dwarf, and it is especially awkward for the cuttlefish girl and the dark star to sit in it, but fortunately, the cuttlefish girl has never been a stinky person, so in this case, she still eats meat and eats happily, and drinks and drinks heroically.

I've said it before. The cuttlefish sister drinks a lot, among the brothers and sisters of the same generation of the Mo family. Almost no one is her opponent.

At the beginning, those dwarfs dragged the cuttlefish girl to a fierce pour, and moved the wine stored in the cellar bucket by barrel to fight with the cuttlefish girl, but the last was not strong enough to drink, and the cuttlefish girl was one to seven, and the seven of them all drank so much that they hiccuped, and they couldn't even say a word clearly, and their tongues couldn't be straightened.

"It's just fruit wine, it's really unbearable." The cuttlefish girl slowly drank the last bit of fruit wine at hand into her stomach as if it were juice, and then kicked away a certain drunken dwarf who was almost lying on top of her, secretly waved at the dark star, and muttered, "While they are drunk, let's flash." ”

Dark Star nodded, stood up very cooperatively and was about to leave, but as soon as he turned around, he was grabbed by a claw of the cuttlefish girl: "What are you doing?" Leave empty-handed? Why are you willing to drink juice with them? ”

Dark Star blinked ignorantly, he really didn't understand why the cuttlefish girl drank the fruit wine so fiercely. He also drank a few sips of that fruit wine, and it tasted really good, but there was no need to really use it as juice...... That thing is also alcohol no matter how you say it, although it is only wine in the game, but there is a setting in the game, and drinking too many alcoholic drinks will also cause a state of "drunk".

Seeing the innocent look on the dark star's face, the cuttlefish girl stroked her forehead speechlessly, pointed to the things placed in the dwarf house, and waved her hand heroically: "Move away, move away, move away!" We can't leave empty-handed once we come back, don't you say? ”

After saying that, she didn't wait for Dark Star to react, she had already swept all the meat, vegetables and fruits on the table that no one had touched into her storage bag, and beckoned Dark Star not to stand there stupidly, clean and sweep with her, and move all the food, drink, and play here, but anyone who can see it, move it away.

Of course, apart from eating and drinking, there are almost no cuttlefish girls who can really look at them. Everything in this room is pocket-sized to them, and she can't use it if she takes it......

At the end of the day, she swept a few broken books from the dwarfs. A wooden box and other messy items.

Dark Star looked dumbfounded from the sidelines, and was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses: "Robbing NPCs? ”

"What's wrong?" The cuttlefish girl raised her head and glanced at the dark star, and when she saw that he was still stunned, she said, "Do you think it is really possible for the two of us to be friendly with them?" You have to know that in the story, the two of us and them are rivals, but they are dedicated to helping Snow White...... If they know that we are going to kill Snow White next, then in their opinion, we are the villains of the villains, the absolute villains of the big boss! ”

The cuttlefish girl was sweeping the house. On the other hand, he continued: "Since we want to be treated as a villain, then we can't be sorry for the domineering evil title of villain, don't you say?" So. We have to strike first and do something that a villain should do, such as robbing a house or something while people are drunk and confused......"

"Actually, if you really can't turn a corner, you can also think of yourself as a thief like Zorro! Let's also rob the rich and help the poor, right? You see, I am now poor and have become so virtuous, and there are those who have gone up and not down. I still have to protect you, I can't let the two of us starve to death before we even get to the palace, you say yes......"

The cuttlefish girl is not false, they are together now, and the dark star has money, but the problem is that after the two of them got together, they didn't see half of the shops selling dry food. You can't make it even if you have money......

You can't hold gold and silver coins and gnaw them, can you?

As for hunting, Cuttlefish Girl and Dark Star can easily do this job, but they can't do the cooking work anymore.

The cuttlefish girl is the master who never cooks. She saw that the dark star was also half a pound and eight taels with her, and she didn't know anything about the sacred and noble work of cooking.

So, without knowing how long it will take for Lu Dao to sneak into the palace and slaughter Snow White to complete the task, the cuttlefish girls feel that their first task is to ensure that they have enough dry food to spare!

There was a cuttlefish girl doing deep ideological work there, and Dark Star followed her ass in a daze to do this house-robbering business......

"It's beautiful to rob an NPC or something...... You don't know what to do. I think when I first followed Mi Worm Jiu into the city to buy clothes, it was called a sad urging. That's called a pitiful, that's called a miserable and miserable relative! I was worried that I would be bullied by the owner of the clothing store who had the support of the system god because I had no money to pay the bills, and I didn't even dare to go out of the door...... At that time, I was thinking, when will I find an opportunity, my sister must rob an NPC, and they will cry and cry when they rob it! ”

After the cuttlefish girl said this, the dwarf's house was also swept by her, and she didn't even let go of the cellar after the last day, and swept all the fruit wine stored in it into her storage bag. Although this thing is not strong, it tastes good, and when this mission is completed, she must give Xiaoqing a taste.

That's right, she still has to keep some of it, and when she enters the realm of the gods, she will find an opportunity to coax Mo Eighteen to drink this fruit wine, and take a good look at his drunken appearance!

After finishing the robbery, the cuttlefish girl found a piece of charcoal and left a crooked line on the dwarf's wooden table: Thank you for your hospitality, and I won't see you again!

Leaving this sentence, the cuttlefish girl pulled the dark star and strode away, and when she walked out of the door, the dark star was still there laughing: "I don't know if these NPCs can understand Chinese." ”

"My dogs crawl words, if they really want to be able to understand them, that's their ability."

Dark Star was slightly stunned, then his eyelashes fanned slightly, his eyes slid to the handwriting left by the cuttlefish girl on the wooden table, and a very pure smile bloomed from the corner of his lips: "Actually, your handwriting is very beautiful, I like it." ”

The cuttlefish girl was stunned for two seconds by his sudden words, and then as if she had thought of something funny, she bent over with a smile, and patted the dark star on the shoulder after the last: "Okay, my dog crawling words are still good-looking?" When you enter the realm of the gods, I must show you what kind of words are good-looking when I have a chance. Compared with the man, it is really a dog crawling ......."

After saying this, the cuttlefish girl smiled indifferently, slapped the charcoal powder stuck to her fingertips, and didn't give the dark star a chance to say more, and then threw two acceleration techniques out, pulling the dark star away.

At the same time, in another part of the fairytale island.

"Hmm...... It seems that our group is the fastest to complete the task of reversing the fairy tale, and the other two sets of tasks have not yet been completed, and they are still untouchable. "I tried to contact the other four people, and all I got were ruthless system prompts. Ling Lingjiu said.

"What then?" The bloody dawn that had changed from a pure daughter to a sunny little Shota was a little tangled, but he didn't expect their task to be so easy. Although he hadn't met Ling Lingjiu at the beginning, he was called a bitter man, and he was tossed around as a coolie for a whole night......

Not to mention that unbearable night, Bloody Dawn shook off the nasty memories and asked Ling Lingjiu again, "Brother Ah Jiu, are we going to find them?" ”

"There are hundreds of fairy tales on Fairy Tale Island, and the tasks triggered after going to the island are random, and we don't know what kind of tasks their two groups trigger, and we don't know how to find them?" Ling Lingjiu said a casual word, and then sat down on the grass. Don't move......

“…… I said that I should have asked for Sister Momo's phone number a long time ago, and it would be so convenient to call and ask at a time like this! Scarlet Dawn pouted and sighed, thinking that after this mission was completed, he would have to find Cuttlefish Girl, Dark Star, and the others to call. In the future, if you encounter this kind of situation where you can't contact the outside world, you might as well have a way back.

After Scarlet Dawn finished saying this, he sat down next to Ling Lingjiu, but at this time, Ling Lingjiu moved up again, walked to the side under his puzzled gaze, and left a sentence before leaving: "You wait for me here for a while, I have something to do." With that, he left.

Ten minutes later.

The cuttlefish girl is on her way with the dark star. Suddenly, I received a call from a mobile phone connected to a holographic game device, and when I looked at it, I found that the caller's business card actually displayed: Brother Yan.

Isn't this her sixth brother?

The cuttlefish girl answered the phone after explaining to the dark star, and while following the footsteps of the dark star, she held the communicator and chatted with the Mo family's junior six outside the game.

Cuttlefish girl hasn't been in contact with Mo Xiaoliu for a while, since Mo Xiaoliu dropped the phone again. She has no way to find someone. In addition, judging from her previous experience, it was really better to wait for this person to come to her, so she didn't go to him at all. Just waiting for him to come to him.

At this time, I suddenly received a call from him, did she still have a hard chat? As we talked, the conversation turned to the game she had been playing recently, and even the quest she was working on, "Reversing the Fairy Tale".

After forty or fifty minutes, the cuttlefish girl hung up Mo Xiaoliu's phone. I'm going to go offline to eat with Dark Star first, and then continue to go online to the palace after lunch.

After lunch. As soon as Ling Lingjiu got on the game, he said to Scarlet Dawn: "Little tender grass, my brother will take you to meet the legendary Snow White, okay?" After speaking, he didn't wait for the bloody dawn to answer, and he walked forward with a long step.

As for the cuttlefish girls in the other group, they encountered dog blood again at this time.

If you want to talk about this luck, the cuttlefish girl really sighed.

Seven dwarfs were drunk, and they robbed them of their belongings, and then they were confronted by a man on a white horse...... Soft girl?

Well, it's actually a soft brother.

Didn't Cuttlefish Girl not think that she would meet Prince Charming in this mission, who made him one of the main characters in the original book?

But she never thought that Prince Charming on the fairy tale island would be a cowardly and outrageous soft-booze!

This guy's appearance, expression, tone, demeanor, and temperament are all so soft that their hearts tremble......

If he were a woman, the cuttlefish girl would have endured it.

But he's a man!

The cuttlefish girl's patience with men is really not high, and she will certainly not have a good face when she encounters this kind of soft egg that throws away a man's face cleanly.

If it weren't for the dark star who kept stopping her, she might have stabbed this soft egg in the neck and slaughtered him directly, saving him from coming out and shaking around and disgusting people.

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Hawkers, at 3 o'clock in the morning, it was finally changed, 5000 words are almost a little bit, praise and praise!

ps: My mother is hospitalized.,Qian has to take care of her recently.,Update as much as possible.,But the number of words is definitely not more.,What 5000 words,7000 words a word.,And that powerful 9000 words.,10000 words a word.,I'm afraid I can't do it for a while.。

Let's talk about it when my mother is discharged from the hospital!

At the end, Xie Lu thanked the players for their votes and thanked him.

After the most, I hope you will give me the guaranteed ticket in March~ continue to wave, continue to wave, wave ~~~ run away~