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Episode 159 [Playing Hooligans? To you? Are you blind to me! 】

Kill back and slaughter Her Royal Highness the princess whose muscles are tangled into a large pile of pimples, this is the plan of Dark Star and Cuttlefish Girl.

But...... One of them is a sad girl who is lost and has a talent that is different from ordinary people, and the other is a poor man who has not entered the palace at all but has somehow become an unlucky stepmother, so after solving the problem of food and clothing, they easily got lost in this forest where they don't know where the road is.

"I knew that Lu Dao was like this, I shouldn't have sent you over, and now I don't know how to go to the palace." Dark Star wiped the beads of sweat that slipped from his forehead to the corners of his eyes, and looked at the cuttlefish girl apologetically.

This forest is obviously not the place where the cuttlefish girl stayed yesterday, at least the sun here is so sunny that it almost roasts people, and there is a world of difference from the yin forest that the cuttlefish girl said.

The cuttlefish girl also wiped a handful of sweat, and then took out a bottle of the Demon Returning Little Blue Potion, poured a few sips, and said to the dark star after adding a little water: "If you don't send me over, either I go to a certain corner and never come back, or you are starved to death, it is better to be like this than so sad, at least not alone, if there is any problem, the two of them can figure out a way together." ”

"But how are we going to get to the palace now? According to what you said, Snow White would not have come out to me on her own, otherwise, we would have just sat here and waited for her to come, and we would not have to bother to find the palace at all. Dark Star sighed, looking a little annoyed, "I don't know what happened to Ah Jiu and them......

"Whatever, let's get our mission done first." The cuttlefish girl didn't seem to care at all about not being able to find the palace, and casually stuffed the empty bottle into the arms of the dark star, this is called waste recycling, Ling Lingjiu taught her.

Looking at the empty bottle in his hand, Dark Star was stunned for a moment. Then he stuffed it into his storage bag, this thing was stuffed directly to Ling Lingjiu by the cuttlefish girl before, because Ling Lingjiu could use it when he made potions. Now that she doesn't have Ling Lingjiu by her side, he has become a recycler who receives empty bottles, who made him a pharmacist too?

The two of them walked together in the sunny forest, endured the increasingly strong sunlight, and wandered around for a long time before finally seeing a clear stream.

The cuttlefish girl jumped into the stream without thinking about it, and if she didn't go in to cool off, she suspected that she was really going to die of heat.

Darkstar walked a little slower than her, and by the time she was almost in the stream to relieve the heat. He was still some way from the stream.

"Bastard——! What are you doing! ”

"......" The cuttlefish girl was stunned for a moment, raised her head from the clear and cool water, and looked at the source of the sound. Just downstream of her, she found a guy with a purple skullcap and a decent face* squatting by the stream to wash vegetables.

The cuttlefish girl glanced at the guy twice, classified the person in front of her as an NPC, and replied, "I'm washing my face, don't you see?" "This guy doesn't look blind. The cuttlefish girl was puzzled.

"I'm washing vegetables here, you're washing your face there, you're not too much!" The guy in the purple skullcap had his eyebrows almost upside down, and the vegetables in his hand had been taken out of the stream, glaring at the cuttlefish girl viciously.

The cuttlefish girl was stunned, and said that she didn't pee in it. What are you excited about?

"Forget Momo, let's go to the downstream of the stream......" At this time, the dark star, who was slower than the cuttlefish girl, also came over and beckoned to the cuttlefish girl who was still squatting in the stream. I wanted to call her up.

The cuttlefish girl pursed her lips, cursed "your uncle's" in her heart, and obediently walked ashore, and slowly walked downstream along the river bank with the dark star.

As he passed by the guy in the purple skullcap, Dark Star also crouched down and said to the guy with a smile, "I'm sorry just now......"

Cuttlefish girl heard Dark Star apologize for what happened just now. I felt a little uncomfortable, thinking that I didn't mean to. Who can see this guy in front of him, he is so small like something, if he hadn't shouted, she probably wouldn't have noticed him now!

Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration, but this guy in front of you really isn't eye-catching enough!

Thinking of this, the cuttlefish girl was stunned for a moment, and she didn't pay attention to the conversation between Dark Star and that guy, but finally noticed the most obvious feature of the guy in front of her - he was short, very short!

"I'll—" Cuttlefish snorted, crouched down on her knees, and whispered into Darkstar's ear, "I say...... Could this guy be the dwarf in the story? If you look at his height, I guess he's up to my navel when he stands! ”

Hearing her words, Glo Star didn't answer, but secretly reached over, grabbed her hand and squeezed it gently, signaling her not to say more, he knew it.

Then the cuttlefish girl really didn't speak, listening to the dark star with a smile on her face and talking to the dwarf, and then she cut to the chase when a lot of messy news came out, and asked him how to get to the palace.

I don't know if it's because the affinity of the dark star is too strong or the cuttlefish sister is very bad at all, the guy who looked fierce to the cuttlefish girl just now, when he faced the dark star, he easily opened his heart, and after a while, he told the location of the palace, and he even said......

"It's a pity that I can't leave now, otherwise I can really accompany you on a trip."

Notice that it's "with you" and not "you".

The cuttlefish girl pouted speechlessly, ignoring the disdainful gaze of the dwarf, and dragged the dark star to continue walking downstream of the stream. As the dwarf had said, the palace was at the end of the stream, and the stream would flow into the moat after it had twisted and wound.

When it comes to dealing with the dwarfs, Dark Star and Cuttlefish Girl have a highly consistent tacit understanding, and neither of them intends to mess with the dwarfs too much. In the original Grimm fairy tales, these dwarfs are all from Snow White's side.

Although the original story has been crooked on this fairy tale island, they have to beware of what if these dwarfs are still on Snow White's side at the least? Didn't the worst queen get them into trouble for themselves?

This dwarf looks small, who knows if it will be a hidden mini-boss or something.

Although it's nothing to kill a boss, the question is that if this guy is really a boss, who knows how many levels of boss he is? Now, can the two of them kill this boss? And quite importantly, now that they only saw one of the seven dwarfs, who knows if a small one will attract the other six?

Thinking so, they asked for directions and stopped bothering with the dwarfs. Decide to go down the stream and quickly touch the palace to ravage Snow White.

Dark Star and Cuttlefish Sister walked all the way down, and when they were tired of walking, they sat on the bank of the stream for a while, washing their faces, washing their hands, and Cuttlefish Sister even took off her shoes and stretched her smooth little legs into the stream, just to be able to relieve the cold.

Although Dark Star was also hot, he was never as heroic as her, and he kept standing on the shore except washing his face and washing his hands. But the cuttlefish girl couldn't help it. The whole person threw his boots directly into the storage bag, and walked all the way forward with his bare feet dripping the stream.

When the sun slowly rises overhead. Cuttlefish Girl: Unfortunately, they met another dwarf who didn't want to mess with more, and they met four at a time!

I met four, not to mention, the scene I encountered was also very bloody......

"Bastard, how can you peek at us taking a shower!" A certain naked dwarf with only a green cloth around his waist shouted.

"Uncle's ...... Who* looks! Just your stunted waste firewood, give it to my sister to see it, and my sister won't see it! The cuttlefish girl expressed her disgust for the four small red striped pockets in front of her. looks like he has stained his own eyes.

"Ah Yi, he's a pervert, he calls himself 'sister'!" A certain dwarf with a blue cloth towel around his waist calmly spoke venomously, neither going ashore to put on clothes, nor turning sideways to avoid the disgusted gaze of the cuttlefish girl, calmly reminding people of Ling Lingjiu, who had been absolutely calm for a long time.

"......" cuttlefish girl heard this calm poisonous tongue sentence. A strange sense of familiarity made her hide her face and burst into tears. At this time, she completely forgot that she was now as flat as the bottom of a pot above, and there was an extra little brother with a mosaic below, which was a living change of gender and became a "male"!

But that's not right. Her current gender is "male", and the naked ones at the bottom are also male! Then they are shy and woolen, and they dare to point at her and shout "hooligan"?

"Brother is the same gender as you, why are you shouting hooligans at your brother? Besides, you guys just have that little flat body, who * looks! After saying that, she slapped her flat chest. He raised his head and said, "You are not as tall as your brother." The body is not as strong as the brother, are you embarrassed to say that the brother peeked at you? If you want to be embarrassed, you can't be ashamed! ”

Dark Star was happy on the side, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were smiling, and his rosy lips outlined a very beautiful arc.

But his smile didn't last long when he was struck by one of the dwarfs wearing an orange cloth scarf: "What a laugh! The scoundrel is not talking about him, it is you! You shameless woman! ”

Dark Star was stunned for a moment, and pointed innocently at himself: "Are you talking about me?" ”

"No shame, no shame! Still watch, still watch! Is it because you see that we are in good shape and want to take us all away? Tell you, even if you're good-looking, we won't just follow you! ”

This time, it was changed to a dark star to hide her face and cry, and the cuttlefish girl laughed wildly.

Fortunately, the cuttlefish girl still has a little conscience, and when she saw that the dark star was scolded and not ashamed, she immediately stepped forward to help with a smile, and said to the guy who had just reached her navel: "I see that you are really faceless, with his appearance, do you still need to peek?" As long as he says he wants to see it, who shouldn't immediately strip naked and stand directly in front of him and let him tease slowly? Do you think he's you? ”

After the cuttlefish girl finished speaking, she didn't give people a chance to gasp and fight back, not to mention the dark star who was already speechless and hiding her face trembling, and said to herself: "No, it should be said, do you think you are a brother?" A good young man in the new era with strong willpower like my brother will not be tempted by beauty, you look at you, you look at it, you are a backward womanizer who is not conscious enough! ”

The cuttlefish girl really has a bad mouth when she talks about people, and Dark Star even thinks that compared to Ling Lingjiu, her poisonous tongue skills are not much worse.

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The girl's poisonous tongue is also merciless~

ps: I'm going to accompany my mother to the hospital tomorrow, I hope the test results are okay, she is not guilty, and I keep changing.

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