Chapter 285: Still Can't Conquer

Li Erdan went around in a big circle, and finally revealed the true appearance of the wolf. He hopes that Chang'e and Zhu Bajie will sleep together, but he doesn't just want him to sleep with Weiwei!

Comrade Li Erdan, a person with many thieves, it is estimated that there is a surplus in the intestines of the stomach around the earth's equator.

Turning his head slightly, he understood Li Erdan's words, and his pretty face immediately turned a little black, "I haven't received a marriage certificate, and I haven't got married, how can I sleep together?" Hurry up and eat and go to bed! ”

Li Erdan's warm heart was slightly poured with a basin of cold water, his face was also dark, and he said in frustration: "Okay, eat." This large table of dishes costs a lot of money, and if you don't finish it, you will pay for it. ”

"Well, then you can eat hard. Zhu Bajie is the king of big stomachs, you can make ten baskets of steamed buns in one meal, and you can also eat Brother Erdan, maybe you are really the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie. ”

The slight humor of the second egg didn't bother to taste it, because he was very disappointed, he poked a steak with a silver fork and ate it, the kind that gobbled it up.

This is the presidential suite, and the atmosphere of Lang Man has also been created, but it has never been able to round the room, and it is strange that Li Erdan can be happy.

Wei Wei hurriedly stopped Erdan, and said coquettishly: "Brother Erdan, this is not how you eat candlelight dinner, should you eat food stalls?" ”

Erdan was stunned, "How should I eat it?" ”

Weiwei said: "This is Western food, we must pay attention to etiquette." Although there are no outsiders here, etiquette is still indispensable. You follow me, and the meal supplement is tucked into the neckline first. Then the cutlery ......"

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Ten minutes later, he successfully taught Brother Erdan the etiquette of eating Western food, and the candlelight dinner officially began.

A full table of delicacies is filled, enough for two to eat. There were also four bottles of red wine, all of which were imported from foreign countries, and one bottle was more than 10,000 yuan.

During the meal, Erdan said very little, all of them were talking about her when she was a child, about going to college, and about work at home, and so on.

Erdan responded with a bitter face, laughing from time to time, and the depression and disappointment were vividly reflected on his old face. Erdan has a reason to be depressed, thinking that buddies have come all the way, there is no beauty that can't be taken, but you Song Weiwei is a big mountain, and Mao can't overcome it for a long time?

Where's the hug? Where did you go? Isn't buddy's Lang comic enough?

Since Weiwei didn't throw herself into her arms for the first time, let her throw herself into her arms "the second time", and she had to brush up on some small means in the process.

Li Erdan's head is very bright, and after a little thought, he took it to heart.

"Weiwei, there are four bottles of red wine here, how about we split it in half?" Erdan said, saying that he drank a glass of red wine to the bottom.

"Huh? There are so many that I can't finish them, and I get dizzy after two drinks. "Micro.

"Not really, right? Red wine, alas, the degree is very low, dizzy where to go. Anyway, it's decided, you have two bottles, and I have two bottles. "Two eggs.

"Brother Erdan, you let me drink all the time, you don't want to get me drunk and make me bad again, right?" slightly, at a glance, I could see the heart of Lang Zi, who was so bad that Brother Erdan.

"Well, who said that? Is Brother Erdan that kind of person? I am, I am the ......" second egg.

"What's it? Haha, I guessed it! Brother Erdan, I knew you didn't have a good heart. From now on, I don't drink red wine, I only drink drinks, which saves you money. "Micro.

Erdan's face was pulled down, and he looked at the dark night sky outside the window, rising forty-five degrees, and there were no tears of sorrow flashing in his eyes, only cunning, and whispered to himself: "It seems that I have to use the last killer move!" ”

Killer? Li Erdan still has a killer feature? He, he, he, he won't be strong, right?

Those who are strong are all beasts, non-humans, if Li Erdan really came like this, he despised his ancestors for eighteen generations, and he had been despised since apes.

Comrade Li Erdan suddenly stood up from his seat, majestic and high-spirited, and walked towards the tiny little girl on the other side of the table with sturdy and steady steps, his two obscene old faces clearly with a sly smile.

Is the second egg really going to be bad? Do you really want to use strong?

Oh my God, in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, let Comrade Li Erdan go to hell, and An-la will bless you to save the day.

"Brother Erdan, what are you going to do?" Slightly said to the second brother who was walking towards her, a little afraid, very worried that the second brother would come nonsense.

In the face of a freak like Li Erdan, no matter how strong a female man is, he can't resist it.

is the so-called full of warm thoughts and desires, Li Erdan has drunk wine and eaten rice, but the anger in his stomach has not been released! Besides, the atmosphere in the room is too much, and there is a peerless beauty in front of her, even Yanagishita Megumi will have ideas here, and she will definitely not be able to sit still.

Erdan approached Weiwei, did not make it bad, and looked very gentlemanly and very noble. He reached into his arms with his right hand and took something in the palm of his hand, and said to Weiwei: "Weiwei, close your eyes, Brother Erdan will give you a gift?" You'll love it when you see it. ”

Hey, what kind of trouble is Li Erdan?

I thought that Brother Erdan was going to make it bad, and my little heart was so frightened that I was fluttering. To be honest, if Brother Erdan's overlord is the bow and strong, she will follow, she will really follow, that is, she will be reserved and resist before "from". After the incident, Weiwei will not call the police, but from now on she will refuse to meet Li Erdan.

Brother Erdan's good intentions are already very touched. But Brother Erdan walked up to her, didn't get excited, and said that Shenma wanted to give her a gift, so she was stunned, "Gift? What gift? Then he looked at Brother Erdan's clenched right hand, "What is it in your hand?" ”

"A mysterious gift. Baby, close your eyes. I'm going to surprise you out of nowhere. "Erdan, continue to play mysterious.

"It's okay for me to close my eyes, but you're not allowed to mess around!" Weiwei said, I was very worried that when I closed my eyes, the obscene second brother took advantage of me, kissed him, touched it, and waited for the gods. With a slight understanding of Erdan, he can really do these obscene actions.

Reserved, yes, is reserved. I hope that Brother Erdan will make some obscene actions when he closes his eyes to adjust Lang Man's atmosphere.

"Cut, is Brother Erdan that kind of person? Hurry up and close your eyes and be obedient. "Two eggs.

"Oh, well!" Slightly.

closed his eyes slightly, and a little cautious plopped up, one was that he felt that Brother Erdan might be bad, and he was a little afraid of small expectations, but he was very curious about Brother Erdan's desire to give a gift to Shenma.

I believe that no matter what gift Li Erdan gives, even if it is a street stall gadget, she will gladly accept it.