Chapter 284: Zhu Bajie and Chang'e

According to rumors, a candlelit dinner is the best show in the world for two, which can make a couple who are not in a good relationship soar, and can also take an already good relationship to the next level.

Li Erdan and the presidential suite where Weiwei stayed, the suite restaurant where they are at the moment, is definitely the best choice for candlelight dinners. The restaurant is separated from the stunning night view of Sky Bay by a large floor-to-ceiling window with curtains pulled open and a long string of colourful balloons and colourful LED lights standing side by side. The strings of lights are shining, the balloons are also reflected in the color, and a beautiful picture unfolds in front of you. Through the window, the scenery outside the window is also a sight to behold, because the sky bay at night is not charming. The dark night sky is full of diamond-like stars, far away, but it gives the illusion that it is within reach. Among the countless stars, there is also a bright moon hanging high in the sky, as big as a disk, bright as a pearl, and its pouring brilliance is impartial through the floor-to-ceiling windows, just enough to sprinkle on the two people who are dining. In this way, Weiwei is not Chang'e in the Moon Palace, Li Erdan is not the Wu Gang who is stupid enough to cut the laurel tree with brute force, or the Houyi warrior who shoots off nine suns with a bow and arrow, but it is by no means Zhu Bajie who likes to scratch people with a rake. The sea breeze blows, the sea rolls up, waves rush onto the beach, and then retreat, and the sound of the mountains and forests being blown by the sea breeze, and there is a unique symphony of nature.

At this moment, Li Erdan's commotion with a hint of evil heart could not help but stir, even so, he still looked a little upright, gentleman and gentleman. He picked up the goblet with half full of red wine, shook it slightly, and then raised it a little higher, just enough to block Weiwei, his eyes could still see the presence of Weiwei through the glass of the goblet and the transparent wine, but his vision was just a little different.

"Brother Erdan, what the hell are you doing? Hurry up and drink! Slightly angry, he snorted and took a sip of red wine, and his posture and movements all reflected two words, elegant.

Li Erdan smiled and said sincerely: "Weiwei, you are so beautiful?" Why are you so beautiful? I doubt that you are a reincarnated fairy in the world. ”

Flattering words, compliments, girls love to hear. Weiwei was very praised by Brother Erdan, and responded: "Maybe! When I got home, I asked my mom if she had dreamed of the moon when she gave birth to me. If there is, then my eight achievements are the reincarnation of Chang'e. Then the conversation changed and joked: "Brother Erdan, if I am the reincarnation of Chang'e, then aren't you the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie?" But I don't see it! ”

Erdan followed, "Why?" ”

"Because Zhu Bajie is not as handsome as you. If you say that you are the reincarnation of Erlang God, I would believe it. Weiwei said, suddenly a little serious.

Li Erdan is the reincarnation of Shenma Dongdong, he still has some ideas in his own heart, it is likely that he is the Great Compassion, Great Benevolence, Great Wisdom, Purple Gold Arhat Ana, Venerable Divine Gong Guangji Ancestor Sanyuan Zanhua Tianzun, that is, the Jigong of the Dharma Daoji, because when he went to the Daoji Temple of Jigong Mountain, he dreamed that Jigong was going to be reincarnated in him, plus a daughter of the queen mother, Hongluan Fairy, but as a materialist, he didn't believe in reincarnation, although he also knew that such a mysterious world could not be explained by materialism alone. He didn't tell Weiwei that he might be the reincarnation of Jigong and the Hongluan Fairy, because it was too nonsense, and it wouldn't be fun if Weiwei was accidentally scared, and then he said, "You don't know about this!" Before Zhu Bajie fell into the pigsty and was reincarnated into a pig and became Zhu Bajie, he was the great god of the heavenly realm, Marshal Tianpeng, and his appearance was no worse than me now, so handsome that he was called an unrivaled mess. If I am the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, the predecessor of Zhu Bajie, then what is impossible? ”

Hearing Erdan's nonsense, his two bright big eyes turned around, and he felt that Brother Erdan's words were quite reasonable.

Zhu Bajie was reincarnated into a pig in his previous life to be ugly, he was a god horse in his previous life, the world does not know, it may be ugly, but it is also possible to be handsome.

She raised her glass again with a smile, and said to Erdan with a smile: "Zhu Bajie, you have now caught up with Chang'e as you wish, do you want to drink one?" ”

"Drink, you have to drink." Erdan also smiled, and drank half a cup of red wine that I don't know what bird year of Shenma Bird brand, soft and refreshing, just like drinking cold water, and then said: "Weiwei, do you believe in fate?" ”

Weiwei doesn't like to drink a big sip like to drink wine with Erdan, I saw her shake the cup first, her eyes staring at the scarlet liquid, then sniffed lightly, and then took a small sip, the wine swirled on the tip of her tongue and tasted it with her taste buds, and finally swallowed it. The whole action is done in one go, without any artificiality, and at a glance, you can see that this girl is drinking red wine. After taking a sip, she elegantly placed the wine glass on the table and said, "Why do you ask?" How do I believe? What if you don't believe it? ”

Erdan groaned slightly, and said: "I think that the first time my Marshal Tianpeng saw Chang'e in the heavenly realm, I fell in love with you hopelessly." If it weren't for the Jade Emperor's lack of long-sightedness and the punishment of me to be reincarnated in the mortal world and reincarnated in a pig, I think we must have been married and lived a happy life. You tell me? ”

smiled slightly, "Where do you like Chang'e, you are called Huaxin, and when you see a beautiful woman, you will think crookedly." And I also heard that the Jade Emperor is interested in Chang'e, and wants to take Chang'e into the harem as a little wife. If you flirt with Chang'e, you are the woman who flirts with the Jade Emperor. You say that the Jade Emperor doesn't punish you for being a pig, who will be punished for being a pig? If I didn't kill you, I'm already on the open side. Deserve! ”

Erdan strongly objected and said: "Marshal Tianpeng is really teasing Chang'e, but it is definitely not the original intention!" As the saying goes, wine is a sex matchmaker, and he did such a dirty thing when he was drunk. I believe that Marshal Tianpeng is definitely a good comrade in his heart. ”

"Can you flirt with a beautiful woman when you're drunk? It is already a big sin for the gods in the sky to drink alcohol illegally, and it is even more of a crime to molest the fairy. Not to mention in the heavenly realm, even in the mortal world, drunkenness and insulting women are also punished by law. Marshal Tianpeng was reincarnated into a pig, and he deserved it. ”

Erdan had to give in and said, "Okay, you're right, Zhu Bajie deserves it." Then the conversation changed, "Zhu Bajie accompanied Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures from the West, made up for his merits, and achieved positive results, and it has been more than a thousand years now." People say that a hundred years of repair can be crossed in the same boat, and a thousand years of repair can be slept together. The fate between Zhu Bajie and Chang'e has also been cultivated for more than a thousand years, and if they don't sleep together, heaven will be intolerable! ”