[Extra]: Father is so stingy like a sissy!
"Nianqing, you use your uncle's wheelchair again!" A little boy about three years old, wearing a brocade robe and embroidered with a piece of ink bamboo at the corner of his clothes, looked like he hated iron but not steel, and gritted his teeth.
Of course, because he himself is so young, that the hatred in his current complexion is not steel, and when he looks at that little face together, how does it look like a little bun!
The little girl who was scolded over there blinked her big watery eyes and looked at her brother for a few seconds, and then the cute baby voice sounded: "Isn't Uncle's leg already healed?" What other wheelchair do I need to use? Anyway, the wheelchair is useless, can't you borrow it from me to play? ”
"That's right! My uncle's leg has long been healed, so this wheelchair is the most suitable for me to play around! With this chic smile and a hint of childishness, a little boy in red with a small folding fan in his hand had already rushed into the wheelchair, sat on it, and slid himself out at the speed of light!
The little girl glanced at her empty hand, and then at the yard in front of her, her brother who had slipped out of the wheelchair like a gust of wind, gritted her teeth hatefully, and chased after her: "Third brother, you give me back the wheelchair!" ”
"What else do you do? A little girl like you should learn from Sister Qiqi and hide in the house to embroider more, this kind of dangerous activity, let me, my brother, do it for you! Jun Chen replied without looking back, sliding forward in the wheelchair happily and excitedly, but he liked to tease his sister.
Jun Nianqing looked behind for a long time with a small face, seeing that he couldn't catch up with the man's sliding speed no matter what, his little face was gloomy for a long time, and a pair of eyes were rolling, as if he was thinking of some good idea to make his brother stop honestly and return the wheelchair to himself!
At this moment, in the other corner of the courtyard, there was an idle voice with a childish immaturity and a sense of not being angry and arrogant: "Well, you helped Nianqing do the wheelchair sliding thing, who will help you do your homework?" Father's assessment today, are you ready? ”
Although the father has ascended the throne as the emperor, they should be renamed "father emperor", but the father has been called habitual, so it has not changed.
"Uh......" Jun Chen, who was sliding happily in a wheelchair, heard this sound, and quickly stopped with a reflex of a clever reflex.
glanced at his brother, quickly jumped out of the wheelchair again, patted the non-existent dust on his buttocks, opened the fan and shook it pretending to be chic, his little face was full of hanging, unprofessional, and uninhibited words: "Brother Emperor, since you have asked, you can help me do my homework, when my father will send someone to assess later, you will say that I am sick!" What do you think? ”
"What do you say?" Jun Yu listened, pulled his lips, quickly threw the question back, squinted a pair of narrow Danfeng eyes, and looked at him lukewarmly.
Jun Chen's fan shook a few more times, knowing that it was no fun! Looking at the expression of his imperial brother, he was very scared, and said with a disdainful expression: "Brother Emperor, don't always learn from your father's expression, I was scared when I saw it!" ”
After Jun Chen's butt left the wheelchair, Jun Nianqing ran over quickly and climbed up to the wheelchair with a smile. A pair of big eyes looked at his two imperial brothers, hehe, the third brother seemed to be afraid of anyone, and sometimes dared to challenge his father, but I don't know why, every time he saw the big brother, he seemed to be obedient a lot.
Jun Yu glanced at him coldly, and snorted coldly: "You will be afraid too!" ”
As soon as these words came out, it was even more like Jun Zhenlan, Jun Chen shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.
In fact, his father is also very afraid, so he also has a natural fear when he sees the eldest brother who is very similar to his father and has almost the same temperament and appearance. But what are you afraid of, as long as your father is angry, he will hide behind his mother, and he can't do anything to his father, so he dares to go against his father! But the eldest brother is angry and wants to beat people, and no one can protect him, because the mother thinks that children fight, and there is no need for adults to intervene! So for the eldest brother, he has always given a few thin noodles!
At this moment, Jun Ziyou finally followed, a small face that looked like a Taihuang was full of depth, and he sighed from afar: "Brother Three Emperors, a scholar must have the appearance of a scholar, you are like a monkey all day long, and it is inevitable that your father will always be angry when he sees you!" ”
Jun Chen glanced at him, "Yes, the second emperor brother is most like a scholar, gentle and polite, but I don't know who the person who grabbed the chicken leg with us yesterday and almost broke his foot!" ”
"When did I almost break my foot?" The gentleman stepped forward with hatred and hatred, looking like "there is a kind of theory you come to"!
He just saw that Taifu happened to be coming, so he hurriedly withdrew from the fighting team, but he retreated too quickly, accidentally stepped on the hem of his clothes, and almost fell! But it can't be said to be a bad foot, right? What a shame it is!
Zi said: The gentleman is stable and healthy, and he can't be stumbling!
As for when Confucius said this, he is not very clear for the time being. Well, it seems that I listened to Confucius and his old man when I was dreaming yesterday......
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Jun Yu frowned and scolded: "Okay, don't make trouble!" Nianqing, if you don't get out of the wheelchair yet, can you memorize the three-character scripture taught by the master? ...... later"
"Big brother, people have a headache! Woowoo...... People's heads hurt so much, they can't go to the assessment today, you tell the master that they will take the test again next time, huhu...... It's painful to die......"
The little girl who was still swinging her little feet in a wheelchair just now covered her head in a blink of an eye, looking like "I'm in pain", and staggered to leave.
The back looked really painful, there was a huge drop of cold sweat hanging on the head, and the small body was trembling!
Jun Yu stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, a small face was calm and annoyed that did not match his age, looking like that, he was really quite sorry for his younger brothers and sisters! But he still scolded Jun Nianqing's back: "Stop, you have to participate in the assessment for a headache!" ”
The little girl turned around with a bitter little face and muttered, "My brother is an old witch who has no humanity and doesn't know how to love her sister!" Later, I will be beaten by the master again, woo woo woo ......"
muttered like this, with tears in his eyes for a second, and cried sadly.
"Alas......" Jun Chen also let out a long sigh, to be honest, he was actually not interested in reading.
There are several brothers and sisters, and only the eldest brother is the eldest brother, who is interested in civil and martial arts, the art of war, politics and law, everything, and can also learn that the gentlemen are all sighing to themselves, but the three of them ...... The second emperor brother likes poetry and songs, and in order to be able to walk the rivers and lakes in the future, his martial arts are not bad.
Nianqing's little girl naturally likes to play. And ...... for yourself I don't like anything, well, it's just the beautiful little sister I saw several ministers on my birthday a few days ago...... Hey, hey, hey!
My mother always said that she was very similar to King Xu of Chu State, that is, an uncle named Chu Changge, but she hadn't had a chance to meet yet, so she didn't know what that uncle was like, whether she was so handsome and heroic!
"Enough! Godfather will also come back today, will test your martial arts, if you are not qualified, you know the character of the godfather, I don't think I need to remind you more! Jun Yu's last sentence was concluded, and his slightly aggressive eyes swept over them one by one, full of warnings.
Speaking of godfathers, a few little buns shook together.
Godfather, teach them martial arts. But the character is very arrogant, never smiling, speaking very briefly, and not paying much attention to people, whoever makes him unhappy, he will draw a knife directly. Cut a few hairs, it was still when his old man was in a good mood, a little unhappy, and a knife was going to cut off his head.
But the gentleman sighed: "The character of the godfather is indeed a real man!" That's what my mother said, that handsome, that cool, that drag! ”
"So compared to the godfather, the father is like a sissy!" Jun Chen commented very seriously.
Three other children: "......"
"What are you all looking at me for? Isn't it? You see, as long as my father laughs, you can't guess whether he is happy or unhappy, and he is so stingy. But godfather, when he is happy, has a cold expression. When I talked to him, my expression was still cold, and I was unhappy, so I drew my knife directly. What a man! My mother said that such a man is a man! But you look at our father, it's not cool at all, my mother casually looks at other men, and he is so stingy that his face stinks miserably, and he completely disgraces our man's face, he doesn't look like a man, alas! Jun Chen said, shaking his head regretfully.
"Really?" A lazy voice came, lazy with a thin smile, but this smile could not find the slightest temperature, and it made people feel that their backs were cold, and the cold hairs had begun to stand upside down.
The three children swallowed their saliva at the same time and looked at the person behind Jun Chen.
It's a pity that Junchen's children were so happy that they didn't hold back at all, and they were still closed at this time, deeply intoxicated by their unique opinions and finally slandering their father again.
So he didn't look back and said, "Of course!" My father, it's just that he doesn't look like a man, and he always wants to go against me, and one day, I'll ......."
At this point he paused.
One day, what should he say? That's his own father, thousands and hundreds of people are unhappy, and they definitely can't treat him well, regardless of whether they have the ability to do anything to him. But the cruel words are all put here, and if you don't finish speaking, it seems to be very faceless.
Then a voice came from behind him, asking with interest, "Someday, how are you?" ”
"I ......" Junchen finally felt that something was wrong, such a familiar voice, he quickly opened his eyes, looking at the brother and sister in front of him, and the shadows projected in his eyes.
Purple robe and silver crown, noble and incomparable, forever the center of all things. Be...... Father!
Feeling that the air pressure behind him was getting colder and colder, and the air around him was thinning, he pulled his legs and ran! His legs stepped up to the Hot Wheels and ran wildly: "Mother, help, my father is bullying me again!" ”
The other three children shook their heads helplessly! Junchen Children's Shoes seems to have forgotten that Uncle Nalan, who was outside the South China Sea the day before yesterday, wrote a letter to his mother. The mother also happened to plan to sneak out for a walk, and by the way to visit friends, she replied to a letter, but before the letter could be sent, she was discovered by her father.
So, before Junchen's child ran far, he felt a strong air pressure coming from behind, and his body was absorbed by something, and then he dragged him back!
He still didn't give up, stretched out his hand and grabbed it in front for a while, but after all, he couldn't escape the fate of being absorbed back by Jun's shocking internal force!
Several children slapped their foreheads sympathetically, and then looked at their father Jun more sympathetically, smiled gently, lifted Jun Chen's back collar, and turned to leave.
The three of them swallowed their saliva, and in order to prevent this guy who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he was beaten to death by his angry father, and they all looked at Jun Nianqing! motioned for her to move the rescuers and call her mother.
Although it is difficult for the mother to protect herself, it is still no problem to save her life.
Moreover, my father never hugged Nianqing, because he said that he would not touch any woman other than his mother, so he never beat Nianqing. It is also safe for her to call her mother, and her father will not be beaten if he knows about her.
Jun Nianqing glanced at Jun Chen, who had been carried out of the yard by Jun Jinglan, thinking about his annoying brother, although he often grabbed things to play with himself, but sometimes there was something good, he was still the first to give it to himself, so he took over this great task and turned his head and ran towards his mother's bedroom!
She ran away, and Junziyou looked at the backs of Jun Jinglan and Jun Chen, and said, "Yesterday I grabbed chicken legs with Ah Chen, and I lost!" ”
"It took a lot of effort to coax the famous painting I put on the table from my godmother, and he also used it to please the granddaughter of Master Li's family!" Jun Yu's thin lips were pulled up, as if he was smiling.
Everyone knows that the godgrandma's temperament of recognizing money and not recognizing people, it is difficult to ask for something from her, let alone a priceless famous painting! It took him more than two months to succeed, but this guy is ...... Hehe.
The gentleman shook his head and said: "So our chance for revenge has come, hurry up and follow to add fuel to the fire......"
Jun Yu held his chin and nodded: "Nianqing is simple, cute and ignorant, so let's branch it first." So as not to think that the two of us who are elder brothers are not good for our younger brothers! ”
"As elder brothers, naturally we can't beat our younger brothers who are not very good at martial arts! So after those things happen, you have to pretend that nothing happened and forgive him! The gentleman shook his head bitterly.
In the end, Jun Yu smiled, "This time he offended his father, just right!" ”
Anyway, my father wouldn't really kill him, and pouring some oil on the fire wouldn't be a big deal.
So, the two black-bellied brothers went to add fuel to the fire. As for the "simple, cute and ignorant" little girl Jun Nianqing, thinking about the behavior of the third brother snatching something with him every time she was halfway through, although she wanted to find her mother to save her life, she ...... The third brother was still beaten by his father and had a good memory, if his mother arrived too early, it would be difficult for the third brother to remember for a long time after only a few beatings.
So she better walk slowly and let her mother arrive late!
This illustrates...... People who seem to be simple, kind, weak and deceitful are actually not so easy to talk to.
On the way, Junchen's children have been resisting frantically, waving their two hands in the air, a pair of outstanding peach blossom eyes with tears, and they are not willing to throw away the handsome fan in their hands, but they still warn with a hard mouth: "Father, you'd better put me down quickly, otherwise I will tell my mother that I ......"
"You just said, your mother said that what Jinchen is like is 'stew'?" The voice above his head was lazy and leisurely, and there seemed to be a thin smile, but the coldness in it was very heavy.
He hadn't had time to hear what the other bunnies had said. But Jun Chen's stinky boy's words, he heard them clearly.
Merely...... Braised? What is it?
Jun Chen glanced at him with disdain, even though he was already scared to the point of cold sweat on his body, he still had the courage to complain to his father's picturesque face: "Father, no wonder my mother and godmother said that you and your godfather are both dirt buns, they are man, not stewed, man is very manly, manly!" ”
Jun Chen said, although the person was still in mid-air, his two short arms had been raised seriously, trying to show the muscles on his arms, indicating that he was very manly!
After listening to this, Jun Jinglan nodded, indicating that he understood, "Well, it turns out that your mother not only thinks Jinchen is a man, but also thinks that I am a dirt bun!" ”
As he said this, a cold light narrowed out of his long narrow eyes, and the ghost flickered, looking extremely terrifying.
"Uh......" Junchen quickly covered his mouth, did he say something that shouldn't be said?
In between such conversations, the father and son had already arrived at the schoolyard. The officials and courtiers on the side quickly knelt down and saluted, and then stood up under the king's shocked nod. The expression is very indifferent and very calm, and the situation in front of him has long been commonplace, and the Lord and the Third Highness will make trouble at both ends in three days. It really verifies that sentence...... Father and son are enemies in the world. However, it's just a beating, right?
But they obviously misexpected Jun Jinglan's anger today, no, it wasn't wrong, it was underestimated. underestimated how angry Jun Jinglan was today!
Therefore, it is no longer possible to get angry when beating people.
After arriving at the school, he put Jun Chen down, then put his hands around his chest, looked at him with interest, and said lazily: "Since you think your godfather is very manly, then from today on, Ye will also train you to become a person you admire and a man!" There's a lead block over there, and you hold it and stand for three hours, and you have to be expressionless and can't show any superfluous expressions, otherwise you have to add three more hours! After a few days of exercising, you'll be even more manly than your godfather! ”
Everyone in the school field swallowed and looked at the lead. Ye is not mistaken, the Third Highness is only three years old, and the lead weight is fifty pounds, even an adult man can't lift it for three hours, let the Third Highness lift a child ...... Three hours? This...... Is it possible?
"I ...... "No!"
Before he could refute, Jun looked at it with a cold look, and the look was extremely cold and unquestionable.
Junchen's mouth was deflated, and he wanted to cry. Sometimes when my mother is not there, I cry at my father, and my father will be soft-hearted......
But at this moment, Junziyou's voice came: "Third Emperor Brother, hurry up and cry!" Didn't you say last night that your father was a fool, and he would spare you every time you pretended to cry? ”
Jun Yu looked warned, glanced at Jun Ziyou, and reprimanded: "Father Jun is already very angry, and you still tell Ah Chen about scolding Father Jun for being stupid, you ......"
So Junchen's little friend opened half of his mouth to cry, held it back, and looked at the two people with a tiger face. The little face was so angry that they were here to help themselves, or did they come to harm themselves? A side complaint said that he scolded his father for being stupid, and it was true that he was scolding his father for being stupid!
By the way, what about Nianqing?
He raised his eyes and looked at his sister, but he felt very comfortable! Fortunately, Nianqing is still good to herself, no, she has already gone to move the rescuers for herself!
It's okay, just lift it, anyway, Nianqing will soon bring her mother.
So, he glared at his two brothers fiercely, glanced at his father defiantly, strode over with great dignity, and lifted the lead block! Looking at Jun's shocked eyes, he was still very provocative: Hmph, just lift it! When my mother comes, I see you asking me to lift such a heavy thing, and see if she doesn't throw your bedding roll out tonight!
Regarding the behavior of the two sons betraying the third child at the same time, Jun Jinglan can still see the clues. It is estimated that this stinky boy has offended his two elder brothers a lot, but what Yu'er and Ziyou said must be true, otherwise this stinky boy would not refute it at all. So...... It's time for him to have a longer memory!
So at this moment, seeing Junchen's provocative eyes, he just smiled, he was used to his son's behavior of provoking the relationship between him and Huang'er from time to time, and it was precisely because of this that he needed a lesson more.
After a stick of incense passed, Jun Chen's head had begun to sweat profusely, if he hadn't been pressed by his godfather to learn martial arts, he would not have been able to move since he could walk. Not to mention that it took so long!
I saw that my father was clasping his hands around his chest at this moment, looking at himself idly. This made him grit his teeth heavily, cheering himself up in his heart, he couldn't lose! You must not lose to your father!
Nianqing has already gone to call her mother, calculate the distance, if the speed is fast, it will be there in a while. He needs to be strong!
Thinking like this, he gritted his teeth and his expression became more determined.
After two pillars of incense...... He began to want to cry, looking at the direction of the school door, why didn't Nianqing come?
His eyes looked over there, and Jun Jinglan naturally knew what he was looking at. His thin lips pulled slightly, and he knew in his heart that the third child had probably offended his youngest daughter. This stinky boy, there is really no one he dare not offend, this character, I don't know how much I will suffer in the future, it's good to stand more!
Half an hour later......
In the distance, a silver unknown object that didn't know whether it was a fox or a wolf, sitting on the ground and swaying its nine tails, sighed to the divine beast that looked like itself next to it: "Whew...... "Did you see it, back then, your father Xingye and I were also punished by the master for standing!" But Xing Ye was brave back then, he didn't change his face after standing for a long time, where is it like Jun Chen, who is useless, standing for half an hour, it seems like he is about to faint! After all, the most awesome person in the world is still the star master!
Xiao Cuicui listened, her eyes widened with admiration, and she looked at her father, and suddenly felt that her father's figure was a lot taller!
As a result, Cuihua's voice came from behind: "Wow! "Yes, you were very brave back then, I heard the master of Hua Ye say that you were poorly guarded, and you were punished for standing for five days, and finally flashed your waist!
Xing Ye turned his head angrily: "Whew! "Bastard, the hero didn't mention the Yong back then, did the star master approve of you?
"Whew!" Cuihua was even more angry, picked up a handful of fur on her hooves, and was about to fight! What's the matter, you are allowed to brag, and you are not allowed to tell the truth?
So, the two started a big battle again!
The fight here is so jumping, and Junchen is about to faint over there! He had already begun to seriously doubt whether Nian Qing had gone to find his mother, why hadn't he come for so long!
Just when he was about to give up arguing with his father, thinking about whether to come out and kneel and beg for mercy, Yutai Huang finally appeared at the door! As soon as she saw Jun Chen holding such a heavy thing in his hand, her face immediately turned cold, and she opened her mouth to roar at Jun.
As a result, before the words came out, Jun Jinglan first lazily opened his mouth: "Listen to Chen'er, do you think Jinchen is very manly?" ”
"Uh......" Yutai Huang was stunned for a moment, remembering that he seemed to have said this, but it was just an appreciation for Brother Ku, and saying this sentence sourly for Mao's goods made people feel so weird all over his body? It's like you're planning to cheat!
Also, this guy is never stingy! Jun Chen, a stinky boy, too, didn't know what to say and what not to say, thinking like this, she glared at Jun Chen reproachfully! Angry is angry, but her son still wants to be rescued, and Jun Jinglan doesn't seem to be very happy, so the roar she was about to blurt out turned into a gentle sentence: "That, Ah Chen......"
"Listen to Chen'er, do you think the master is a dirt bun?" This question is idle, and his smile can be called amiable.
"I'm ......" Yutai Huang's expression became bitter for a second! Turning his head and glancing at Jun Chen, he suddenly felt that this stinky boy with a big mouth needed a lesson, and he dared to say anything! It's nice to stand here for a while!
So, she stopped trying to intercede, and smiled at Jun Jinglan: "Let's talk about our affairs later, educating the children first is the right way!" ”
The word education, she couldn't help but accentuate her tone. This dead boy really needs to be "educated"!
So Junchen understood that under his father's disguised complaint, his mother had already defected! But will he Junchen admit defeat easily? Apparently not!
He held the lead block with difficulty, and said loudly to the Taihuang very seriously: "Mother, my father took a look at the beautiful palace maid at his door today, I heard that he is preparing to be accepted as a new concubine!" "Hmph, I'm not happy, father, don't want to be happy!
"Huh?" The phoenix elongated its face for a second.
Jun Jinglan's face turned terribly black in an instant, this stinky boy has also learned to make false accusations, how can this be true! He was thinking about whether to teach this stinky boy a lesson first, or to explain to Yutai Huang that this was pure nonsense.
Yutaihuang had already turned his head and left, and said in a loud voice: "Alas, sure enough, men are the same, and they don't cherish it when they get it!" I'd better pack my bags and stay where it's cool! ”
Of course, she knew that Jun Chen was talking nonsense, but if she pretended to believe it and was very angry, then Jun Jinglan might not care about what Jinchen man was not a man with her, she said that he was a dirt bun, and even if she planned to sneak out to play a few days ago, maybe she would forgive it together.
So it's also necessary to pretend to be angry.
"I'm ......" Jun Jinglan hurriedly followed, glanced at Jun Chen's smug face, and snorted coldly, "Stand for five hours!" ”
After that, he strode to keep up with the pace of the Taihuang.
Although he ordered this kind of corporal punishment of this stinky boy who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he also knew in his heart that he was afraid that as soon as he left with his front foot, this kid would throw away the lead, what should he do. But if you don't say this, you can't make this stinky boy understand his anger, and he won't know how to restrain it in the future.
So, Jun Chen, who had to stand for two more hours, began to wonder who won and who lost in the battle between himself and his father!
Jun Yu stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "If my mother takes this matter seriously, the life of that palace maid will not be kept, and you will be even more sad in the following days!" ”
He also didn't understand that Ah Chen had always been very clever, how could he make such a low-level mistake that would really anger his father in this battle against his father this time.
"If your mother is so angry that she runs away from home, your father may break your legs! Ask for your own blessings! The gentleman shook his head sympathetically and hatefully, and said the speculation in his heart.
If the mother is really angry, or even so angry that she wants to leave the family, it is very possible for Junchen to be broken by his father!
Jun Nianqing looked at it for a while, and also found that this situation was not right, and Jun Chen's expression looked too hard, as if he couldn't hold on in the next second. After listening to the words of Junyu and Junziyou, she cried out loudly, turned her head and left: "Woo woo, the third brother is dying!" Nian Qing went to buy the third brother a dark coin......"
Jun Yu and Jun Ziyou glanced at each other, and said at the same time, "Let's go and prepare a little too!" ”
After saying that, he turned his head and walked together.
"Hey! Won't any of you save me? Feed...... Bastard, hey, hey! Jun Chen jumped to his feet in anger.
Waiting for those few people to go away, he threw the lead in his hand as expected, and the courtiers next to him pretended not to see it when they saw it, they were actually very entangled, the Third Highness is always so disobedient, don't tell the master, the master will peel their skin if he knows, tell it, and he will face the evil rectification of the three highnesses that is enough to make them worse than dead!
It's already so hard to live, and they have to be caught in the perennial struggle between their father and son, alas......
"Humph!" Jun Chen snorted coldly and warned the attendants, "Which of you dares to tell your father that His Highness has skinned him!" ”
With that, stride away. Although he was only three years old, this warning was more imposing than the adults.
After walking a few steps, he muttered to himself: "Life at home is getting more and more difficult, offending my father's stingy and unmanly sissy, my mother has a husband and doesn't care about the life or death of her son, and the brothers and sisters are more ruthless, cold-blooded, analogous to beasts, and unloving." Alas, there may be some terrible days waiting for me in the future. I'd better pack up and run away from home...... Hey......"
Not a few steps yet. Xiao Chenzi's voice came: "Third Highness, I have long expected that you will want to run away from home. But the master said that if you really dare to run away from home and make the queen worry, he will break your legs! ”
Junchen: "......"