[Extra]: In front of the queen, I am like a little mouse
Just as she was reflecting on herself, he said calmly: "If the queen is willing to make some appropriate changes to her words, such as changing not to need, changing slower to faster, and changing to do it again." Ye must be very willing to be a small one that is the same on the outside
After listening to it, the bad premonition was implemented, and his face was choked up and changed a few times, and he really began to review himself for a second, in fact, the disharmony of life under the bed is often an important reason for the contradictions in the lives of many couples. And a good marriage not only needs love, but also needs to be seriously managed, according to him, is she too selfish?
"Nope. This shows that their husbands and wives live in harmony in their daily lives, and they must cooperate well on the bed, so they are extremely satisfied and respectful of their wives! But as a man who wants to be dissatisfied all day long, and if he does it a few more times, he will be greeted by the queen coldly for several days, and even throw out the cover roll, it is really difficult for the master to be satisfied with the queen and obey his words! He said with a very calm expression, as if he was not talking about some obscene topic about sleeping, but seriously talking about a matter of official business.
Yutai Huang frowned, and had a bad premonition, always feeling that this guy couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth! But since she asked her, she still followed her own mode of thinking, and mixed some remarks that were beneficial to herself, and carefully annotated his question: "Because they live happily, it also shows that it is good to be a wife slave and obey his wife's words, which can make people feel happy, ruddy complexion, and good health!" β
His body deviated again, and he didn't look at her at all, before he asked: "Zifeng, Yu Chifeng, Dugucheng, the three of them, they are in a happy mood every day, and their faces are red!" and served Chu Qiqi, Wei Feng, and Ling Yan like ancestors. Do you know what this means, my Queen? β
Tang Taihuang raised his eyebrows, raised his hand and suddenly put it away, put down his shoes for the time being, and waited for his next step.
Well?
Be a eunuch? He really can't say it, and he can't accept it, so let's wait.
He suddenly picked up the fold again, leaned slightly, and said: "Actually, the queen wants to change this situation, experience being the queen mother, and let the master be the queen mother's side...... Well, the attendant. It's not impossible! β
I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore! The phoenix opened his eyes quickly, and then took off his shoes at the speed of light, and was about to throw a parabola in his direction, letting this slut know that he knew his temper!
He listened, nodded in agreement, and said with a shameful face: "It's really hard, it's rare that you still have this cognition!" β
After saying that, he closed his eyes and did not want to look at him again.
Stared at him for a long time, and saw that his face was shameless, his face was calm, as if those nonsense were describing the truth, she lay back on the bed in annoyance, picked up the mask that had just fallen off her face, put it back on her face, gritted her teeth and sneered: "It's not easy for you to live, I'm so wronged by you!" β
He gritted his teeth, feeling that his feet were a little itchy, and looked at the bastard who was said to live like a little mouse, cautious and trembling, and wanted to step on his face.
"Isn't it? Ye feels that everyone's cognition is very correct, the queen is like a tigress that is rare to see in a hundred years, and the lord is like a little mouse, trembling beside the tiger's mouth every day, and carefully surviving on the wind and waves! Ignoring her appearance of being misunderstood and devastated by the world, he replied happily and idlely, and a pair of narrow and charming eyes narrowed lazily, this expression, coupled with this paragraph, seemed to be the true insight of the world, quite agreeable and proud.
- "Fuck the stinking fart!" β
Speaking of this, her expression became bitter and hateful, and her mind slowly recalled all kinds of oppression she had suffered over the years, thinking about the various narcissism and cheapness of this slut, and the situation that she was so angry that she almost wanted to vomit blood every once in a while, and a thousand words went through it in her mind, and finally converged into an extremely vulgar sentence-
With a breath blocked to her chest, she gritted her teeth and stood up, pointing at the stinky and shameless one: "You? Are you afraid of guilt? You're still scared of guilt! β
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as she says it, she gets angry!
Jun was shocked, the smile on his face was still careless, and his slender fingertips, which were as long as jade, gently tapped on the table, and at the same time said idly: "My queen, you seem to have forgotten that the fear of the lord has been circulating long before you and I got married!" Everyone in the entire Northern Underworld knows how obedient the Lord is to the queen. In this world, no one knows the name of the master's 'fear of guilt'! β
Seeing him smile, he felt a little furious in his heart, but he still stubbornly said: "But this is not the case in our family, you always oppress me!" Compare it to other people's homes, do you think we are suitable for this? β
"Hmm, so?" He still repeated these three words, looking at her with a faint look on his face, and a playful smile slowly pulled on his face.
"There are also Yu Chifeng and Dugucheng, the two of them are also obedient to Ling Yan and Wei Feng! Especially at the last banquet, you didn't see that posture, the two of them were chic and domineering, like the Empress Dowager Cixi, and those two men were eunuchs serving the Empress Dowager! Tang Taihuang said, his expression more serious.
Hearing this, Jun nodded, put down the recital, looked at her, and asked idly, "Well, so?" β
At this question, the Huangtai seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and a carp sat up from the bed, because he was so excited when he sat up, that the mask on his face also fell off with her overly aggressive reaction, his face was wet and shiny, but his face was very serious, and he expressed seriously: "Shangguan Zifeng, do you know?" Qiqi said that he didn't dare to go west in the east, and he didn't dare to go to the north when he said in the south! β
The man who was watching the fold listened, raised his head to look at her, his narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and asked with interest, "What's wrong?" β
"Jun Jinglan, I think this situation is a little wrong!" Lying on the bed, he crossed Erlang's legs and looked at the peerless beautiful man not far away, his bright face was covered with a homemade mask, a white flower was like a white impermanence in hell, most of his face was covered, and he could only see a pair of bright phoenix eyes.
The head is like a pig's head that pays tribute
What does it mean that Ziyou is like her, and she is a little stupid?
As soon as these words came out, Yutai Huang's face immediately darkened, this poisonous bastard, always squeezing her like this, even his own children describe it like this?
Jun was shocked to hear this, hugged her and laughed idly, and replied lazily: "Why bother? Yu'er is very smart, even if she is a hereditary master, how can she not pass the test? Ziyou is like you, although you are a little stupid, but you are very fond of poetry and songs, and you can be regarded as diligent, and you can still be stupid and fly first. As for Ah Chen and Nian Qing, every time Taifu taught them to recite the three-character scripture, they lay on the table tiredly, their two heads were like pig's heads in tribute, the queen could rest assured, even if the wall of Tai Academy fell, the two of them couldn't climb in! β
But at this point, she was also a little worried that her little rabbit cubs would not be able to pass the exam, and now they are all three years old, although Taifu is teaching, but according to their age, it is time to send them to the academy to study.
Subsequently, those who ran the school slowly became self-taught, dividing the college into three, six, nine and so on, and no longer setting the threshold for admission by identity, but by qualification. Nowadays, the best one is the Tai Academy in the Imperial City, which can enter the school at the age of three. Nowadays, many nobles are proud to be able to send their children to study.
And in order to prevent this idea from causing a backlash from the ministers of the court, she said that the princes and princesses she gave birth to would also be enrolled in this way. After she made this suggestion, Jun Jinglan thought about it for a while, and then affirmed it, and promulgated it, and it was also because she announced the decision on several children, and not a single courtier objected to this decree.
Speaking of which, the Taihuang is also a big head. She proposed that the revision of the education system not be decided on the basis of status, nor should there be restrictions on the gender of men and women enrolled in the school, so as to increase the opportunities for children to receive education and cultivate more talents for the country.
She was angry, but she remembered one thing, frowned and asked, "Jun Jinglan, why don't you worry about the children's affairs at all, the assessment of the Tai Academy is very strict, so don't you worry that they won't be able to enter?" β
He was thinking about this, and the Taihuang naturally didn't know.
He frowned slightly, thinking seriously. He has never been accustomed to control, and naturally he is not used to obedience, but since this is what this little fox wants, he still has to work hard to overcome it. Serve and serve, he serves his wife, can he compare to Zifeng and them?
However, as for what she hoped for him, it was like ...... The eunuch will serve her as the queen mother.
He chuckled silently, and he understood why a man like Chu Changge and a woman could be so good. It turns out that saying some nonsense that is completely out of tune with the facts with a conscience is really very good for making women happy. Of course, even if he says something to praise people with a clear conscience, he is only willing to say it to the little woman in his arms.
"Count you as acquaintances!"
The onlookers were speechless, but when he heard his words, he felt that this remark described himself as very realistic, so he nodded with satisfaction, and the anger in his chest finally calmed down.
The palace attendants inside and outside the hall heard their majesty's damn nonsense, and the corners of their mouths twitched constantly, only to feel that this world was already mysterious. If a female man like the queen can be regarded as a model of a lady with a shy heart, then men can call themselves ladies without wearing women's clothes!
Seeing that she was really angry, he finally stopped being cheap, his sword eyebrows frowned slightly, and he looked very serious, and said: "However, even if it is a tigress, the queen is also a gentle, kind, and elegant, very suitable for the tigress of the world." The queen is not only good-looking, but also dignified, open-minded and kind-hearted, it is an honor to be able to marry such a tigress! Especially the queen is a tigress on the surface, but in fact, she is extremely shy and timid in her heart, and she is definitely a model of a lady. β
"You-" The phoenix was furious, tigress, fuck the tigress!
The slut's laughing voice sounded from the top of his head: "If you have a tendency to be abused, you like to be abused by tigress!" β
After speaking, he got up in annoyance and was about to leave, but after taking a few steps, he was stopped by the iron arm and trapped in a warm embrace with the fragrance of Junzi Orchid, and was tightly circled.
didn't hit the slut, and the Taihuang was very annoyed! Tearing off the mask on his face, he stretched out a finger and shook him with anger for a long time, and finally said angrily: "Okay, I'm a tigress!" I have wronged your old man, I oppress you every day this poor and weak mouse, now the tigress packs up her baggage and rolls out, little mouse, you are free, goodbye! β
He tilted his head slightly, not being hit. Well, Fang Cai's two deviations were really wise, no matter from which angle she attacked, it was very convenient to dodge her shoes in this direction.
His eyes were doting and smiling, but he didn't show her, and said cheaply: "Huh? Vulgar. Let's talk about some elegant topics, such as women's rings, and then ...... Women's morality, by the way, compare the queen's usual cruelty and unwomanishness, as well as the words and deeds of the tigress of different species, and make some objective and fair comparisons? As soon as she finished speaking, her shoes came galloping!
After a while, she had a dark face, and finally found a suitable word to describe him, and by the way, she saved her face: "You are vulgar!" "She's just talking about the leadership of the family, and he's going to go to bed right away, and his mind is full of unhealthy colored thoughts, and that's what, ah, that's rightβthe three views are not right!
Looking at his face, that picturesque face that can always make people dizzy at a glance. At this moment, his expression was light, he was not ashamed of the unhealthy words he said, and leaned over twice, as if to show that he was indeed extremely dissatisfied with the performance of Taihuang in this regard, so he didn't want to see her at all.
After hearing this, Yutaihuang's face turned red and black, and finally white. If she really listened to him, would she still be able to live until the day of a normal death?
I want to be a little mouse who is the same on the outside, and pay the highest respect to the queen and the most considerate service! β
Sissy?!
Now that he has received the answer, he naturally does not say much. But he suddenly turned around and talked about Fang Cai's question: "What you said is that Ah Chen is still young, and it is inevitable that he will say the wrong thing, as a father, he should forgive him!" But Huang'er, you don't seem to be young, if you hadn't told Ah Chen that Jinchen was a real man, he wouldn't have said that Ye was a ......."
It's nothing, as long as you grasp and cherish the people who are still walking with you, it is enough in life.
There are people in life who are destined to be fixed and will be with them for a lifetime. And some people are destined to be passers-by, who can only disappear in the long river of memory.
Her answer was not unexpected by him, it was indeed as she said, she and Dugu Miao, even if they could resolve the misunderstanding, because of those injuries, it would be impossible to return to the beginning, so it would be better to forget about each other like this.
Not entangled, not cocooned and self-bound, and learning to put the previously important people in a position that is no longer important, is also a kind of growth and wisdom.
It is impossible for them to forgive each other from the bottom of their hearts, and they can't go back to the past without guilt, so it's better to treat each other as if they never knew each other!
She has always been open-minded and clear-minded, and she was sad at first, but now she has long been downplayed. It's not that she doesn't value friendship, it's that she can't be so Virgin Mary, she can be so lonely that the words she said outside before don't exist, and she can forget those injuries that are like a sharp blade piercing her heart. And Dugu Miao will never forget that it was because of her that Yin Yange came to that ending because of a misunderstanding.
"Not necessarily!" Yutaihuang shook his head and refused, and then said indifferently, "Those who abandon me will not be able to stay yesterday." No matter what it was in the first place, the fact is that I killed Yin Yange, and he maliciously slandered me afterwards. The damage between each other has been caused, even if the misunderstanding can be resolved, it will not be able to return to the beginning, and the friendship has already changed beyond recognition in the process, so why bother going back and tangling. To me, he's just a stranger now! β
Between her pursed lips, he leisurely played with her hair, passing through her fingertips through her hair, and said softly at the same time: "Dugu Miao is now in the Northern Underworld Imperial City, he has a deep misunderstanding of you, if you want to dispel this misunderstanding, you can help you!" β
The Taihuang pouted, and he was already completely convinced! Ah Chen wants to go against his thousand-year-old fox-like father, and he has to cultivate for many years......
"Inform them about the benefits...... This time, they were told that they had learned a lesson, and they would naturally learn to be smart in the future. It will no longer be so reckless, and people will be easily fooled if they are provoked casually! He spoke in a leisurely tone, set up the situation step by step, and planned it very well.
The corners of the mouth twitched, and the two little guys would be angry at that time. But the upside is ......
He naturally understood that she wanted to change the topic, and he also cooperated to avoid this question without saying anything, and replied: "If you don't admit defeat, you will be fooled if you are provoked." However, when they are admitted to the Tai Academy and come to the master to be proud, the master will tell them all about his plan for today......"
So, she was also very smart to quickly change the topic, and also said the troubles in her heart: "Ah, but you calculated them this time." But I always think they're ......."
"What, Ah Chen is still young, he is not sensible, that ......" In the past three years, she doesn't know how many times she has said these words for that ignorant little rabbit cub, her own mouth is about to say the cocoon, and Jun Jinglan's ears have already heard the cocoon. But even so, it has to be said.
She didn't ignore a serious problem, after Jun Chen's little rabbit cub who didn't know the severity of the matter said the description "damn sissy", the atmosphere around her quickly cooled down, and the air pressure in the whole room became quite low.
Butβ
She believes in the genes of herself and Jun Jinglan, so she is also confident in the intelligence of these two children, as long as she studies hard, she will definitely be able to be admitted.
And the calculation was so successful, making full use of the personality of these two children, although they were playful, but they were unwilling to admit defeat at any time, as well as the arrogance in their bones, which provoked them to go back and work hard and be admitted to Tai Academy!
When the two of them walked away, Taihuang listened to the voice, looked at the direction they left, and swallowed his saliva with difficulty! She thought it was Jun's poisonous tongue, and even her own children had to be verbally destroyed, but only now did she understand that it was not a poisonous tongue, it was a black belly, and her belly was so black that even her own children had to be calculated!
Jun Nianqing's little girl also began to grind her teeth at this time, clenched her little fists, and strode towards the study, a pair of little legs walked fast, and she must prove herself to her father, so that he was deeply ashamed of his own rat eyes, and fully made him understand that his cognition of her Jun Nianqing was all one-sided to ignorance!
Since the last time he was slandered and insulted by his father, and he was severely punished, "damn sissy" has become what he called his father in private when he was angry! The man who is so stingy that he doesn't look like a man is just a sissy, huh!
"Originally, I didn't want to go to any Tai Academy, but ......" Junchen's little friend clenched his fists fiercely, pinched the fan in his hand hard, and said angrily, "Xiao Ye must be admitted to Tai Academy, show that damn sissy, whose head is the pig's head of the tribute, who will climb over the wall and can't get into that bullshit Tai Academy!" β
The two little buns who successfully overheard their parents' speeches left angrily. Jun Nianqing's cute baby voice was seriously dissatisfied, her eyes were dyed with water, her mouth was pouting angrily, and she said angrily: "Father looks down on people, hum!" β
After a while, I heard the footsteps of leaving, because the internal force was extremely deep, so I could clearly hear the sound in the distance.
Then, the noise became louder.
He nodded and chuckled, "If you already know the outcome, why bother?" β
She was about to get angry, but suddenly the tips of her ears moved slightly, and she heard a noise. Looking up and seeing the fox-like sly smile on the corner of his mouth, he quickly understood something, so he cooperated: "So you don't worry about it at all?" β
What does it mean that if the wall falls, you can't climb in?
A pig's head to pay tribute?
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She scolded angrily: "It's a shameless bastard! β
He nodded: "Well, only love your bastard......"
"Hmm...... Jun Jinglan, you bastard! β
He seemed to smile: "Queen, your menstrual affair only left three days ago." Not only did he not pay attention to his words and deeds, he taught bad children, but he also did not repent, trying to deceive the master! So...... The punishment is doubled, and the lesson is doubled......"
She was full of nonsense: "I forgot to tell you, I came to the eldest aunt, well, the eldest aunt is the moon!" β
He was careless: "He knows when to look for the master and when not to look for him!" β
She gritted her teeth and warned: "Xiao Chenzi may have official business to find you later!" β
He smiled playfully: "It's already approved." β
She quickly reminded: "Don't you still have a twist that hasn't been approved?" β
After hearing this, he nodded again, gently put her on the bed, began to untie her clothes like a cloud, and said lazily: "Indeed, those words were said by Ah Chen. But as the queen said, Ah Chen is still young and should not be bothered with him. Therefore, the master has to retreat and teach the initiator a lesson, I believe that the queen will like the master's way of teaching very much......"
For his own sake, he sold his son, anyway, he wouldn't really slaughter that little rabbit!
Seeing that she was getting closer and closer to the bed, she knew too well what was going to happen next, but she was still dying: "Those words were said by Ah Chen, not me, there is a debtor and a debtor ......."
He picked her up, got up, walked to the place where she had just been lying, and nodded, "Well, you're not very old, but you're not too young!" β
"Uh, what the hell, I'm actually not very old!" Pretending to be tender is king.