Chapter 33: The Bridegroom of Sophistry

With Han Feng's current cultivation of the eighth order of the incarnation period of the Underworld Formula, even hundreds of millions of incarnations can be divided at will, and writing these 100,000 letters of thanks is not a matter of being caught?

In fact, the most suitable for the role of this kind of supernatural power is to go back to ancient times to copy the "Three Character Classic" or "Hundred Family Names" full-time, and there will definitely be no danger of starvation......

"Every stroke of the pen was done by someone Han himself. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info [Full Text Reading]" After the hanging, a certain shameless Yan Jun still spoke loudly:

"Although the handwriting is not very good, and the drawing is not very professional, but the gratitude to all the guests is sincere!"

Counting it, the thank you letters written by the 100,000 out-of-body avatars are, strictly speaking, indeed "handwritten by Han Feng". The crazy brother is so self-selling and boasting, but it is reasonable. It's just that I always feel that something is wrong......

"Is the red envelope good?" Somehow, Han Feng seemed to have a short circuit, and he put aside heavyweight wedding officiants such as the old man and started to interact with the guests on his own.

For the sincerity and enthusiasm of the groom, the audience also tried their best to cooperate, and the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic.

"Good!"

"Is the red envelope enough?" Han Feng threw his neck back and yelled. So the audience also responded with the greatest strength:

"Not enough!"

"Would you like another round?"

"Yes!"

The roars of tens of thousands of people reverberated and echoed in the Tianfeng base, like a fire burning on this land, getting hotter and hotter, and even the giant balloon floating in mid-air was affected by this enthusiasm and shook slightly.

However, just when the atmosphere was so high, Han Feng suddenly lowered his profile.

"Everyone's wishes are very good, very real, and I am very touched." With the groom's faint voice, the crowd watching the ceremony gradually quieted down, and there was no more excitement and excitement when grabbing red envelopes.

In the entire Tianfeng base, only Han Feng's voice continued to sound.

"But I'm an honest man." Someone gently hugged the two brides next to him, and continued to put gold on his face seriously:

"I love my wives as much as I truly love you. I'm sure you'll love me too! Because, we are relatives, we are family! ”

It's a very real and simple expression of emotion, but somehow, when it comes out of this guy's mouth, it always makes people feel a little numb?

's excellent self-cultivation and extremely thick bulletproof face still made Han Da Movie Emperor continue to talk without changing his face.

"If you really want to say it, red envelopes will never be enough, because we are all people with pursuits and ideals." The crazy brother has vaguely crossed the minefield of people's "lack of greed", so as not to affect the festive atmosphere of the wedding:

"But everything should be done in moderation, and there should be a degree. It's like drinking alcohol - even if you can drink freely today, do you have to drink until you get drunk? ”

"More importantly, I love my wives deeply. So, if you still want to grab my red envelope, you can only wait until the next ......"

Maybe it's because he feels too good about himself, and this guy actually started talking nonsense at the wedding.

Next? Are you sure you're right, and you want more weddings, more wives?

The crowd fell silent for a moment, then burst into laughter.

The women rolled their eyes in disdain, and the men bravely gave a thumbs up:

"Han Dong Xiongqi! Sit back and wait for the red envelope! ”

However, the attitude of the guests does not represent everyone's opinion.

For example, the Han family, and a large number of in-laws.

Want to have a next time? Haven't you figured it out: this looks like getting married and marrying a wife, not buying vegetables at the market!

The wolf's ambition is obvious. This heart is not extinguished, and the future is endless!

So the righteous Zhao Feifei immediately stood up, looking at the look in his eyes, it was completely an attitude of "punishing you on behalf of xx".

So Han Dong's ears suffered again, and at the same time, unlucky, there was another ear - Tang Yue'er also came to join in the fun.

"The groom is excited today." Zhao Feifei's strange voice spread through the microphone in Han Feng's hand throughout the entire Tianfeng base. It's just that tone, no matter how it sounds, doesn't sound like it's praise, but it makes people feel like they're in an ice cave.

"Interview the groom temporarily, when is the next marriage you are talking about......" Zhao Feifei's voice was charming and tactful, extremely charming, not like he was asking the teacher at all, but rather currying favor with him.

But everyone seemed to clearly see that in this weak and boneless voice, there was also a pig-killing knife that could be cut down at any time!

"Who will be the bride of your next wedding......

The glutinous voice wandered in the Tianfeng base, and it was also like a big mountain, pressing on the hearts of every audience, making people dare not breathe loudly.

After all, everyone knows that a domestic violence is about to happen!

"Vinegar jar mother-in-law!" In the face of the menacing two tigresses, Han Dong's face did not change, and he didn't pay attention to the two soft wattles that were pulling his ears, squinted at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and pouted and sneered disdainfully:

"It's going to be cranky all day long!"

"Will the son in your womb not marry his wife in the future? Will not your daughters marry men? That's what I call 'next time'! What's the problem? ”

"Hmph, some people have dirty thoughts and short-sightedness, and they still want to frame a good person like me! Go back and flip through it yourself, and see today's performance, which Han family law applies! My husband is very busy...... Keep getting married! ”

Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er were immediately petrified, dumbfounded, and speechless.

The audience didn't expect that a stormy plot that had already thundered and thundered would have such a divine turn? Everyone's thinking seems to have come to a standstill - a collective fragment!

Han Dong is mighty, is this okay? Sure enough, he is worthy of being a man among men, the supreme in the world of lies!

Everyone knows that the next time that Han Feng said before is definitely what he means to marry a wife. But now when I explain it, it turns out that I am thinking about the marriage of my children in the future...... really gave full play to the ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense, which made it impossible to refute.

It's like a hateful thief who has just been caught, but after revealing his identity, he has become a righteous assistant policeman......

So it was a misunderstanding? Is it a misunderstanding? Could it be? Is it? Is it ???

Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er quickly came back to their senses, and Qi Qi twisted someone's ear in their respective hands heavily, snorted coldly, and turned their heads high. It's just that graceful and delicate figure, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a rout who fled into the wilderness......

Crazy brother won a big victory, but he still continued to pretend to be a good person:

"Lady, slow down, don't get ...... on your feet"

Zhao Feifei almost stumbled.

Tens of thousands of viewers faced this cold comedy, it was really not good to laugh, and they were panicked if they didn't laugh, most of them could only breathe desperately, forcibly suppressing the laughter in their hearts, and not embarrassing Zhao Feifei and Tang Yueer in public.

At this critical moment when the scene was about to cool down, the wise host who was old and sophisticated immediately came to the rescue.

"Han Dong is really smart, long-term, and even thinks about the future of his children, no wonder he can marry a few fairy-like wives, it's really amazing, admire, admire!"

A sentence of nonsense that is equal to not saying not only stabilized the slightly embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, but also praised Zhao Feifei's four daughters appropriately, and faintly pointed out that Han Feng was sophistry, laying the lead for future domestic violence.

Anyway, how Han Feng will be liquidated in the future, it is also a problem of a few people's nests, and it has nothing to do with the old man and me - "it is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs"! Ha ha! The sun is so big today......

The old man's schadenfreude rescue scene was still the same as always, hiding needles in the cotton, which made Han Feng a little stupid, but he didn't dare to distinguish it anymore, so as not to draw more and more black, so he had to laugh twice "See laugh, see laugh".

obviously captured Han Feng's unwillingness, and the old man didn't care, grabbed the microphone, faced the audience in all directions, and said with a long smile:

"I also want to hold on until the next time that Han Dong said, I don't know if Marx will give me this time. What about you? Want to see your next festive wedding? If you want to, just raise your hand, let me see what everyone means, and let Han Dong hear the voice of the people, work hard, and give birth to a noble son early! ”

In the hearty laughter of the old man, his arms were raised high, like a dense forest.

Because except for Han Feng himself, everyone raised their hands in agreement, and even Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er, who had just left in a negative mood, put down their hearts and sincerely blessed their children's future.

"We are all children of our parents, and we are or will be parents of our children." The old man smiled faintly, and his bright eyes seemed to fall on everyone's faces; The sonorous and powerful sound of Xichuan Tuyin, like clear spring water, slowly flowed into everyone's heart:

"The parents of Huaxia are the hardest and most willing parents to pay for their children, they are hardworking, they are deserving of the word great!"

"The children of Huaxia are the most protected and happiest children in the world. Therefore, I hope that all children can abide by filial piety, be grateful to their parents, and support their elders, so as to live up to the eternal Yanhuang inheritance in their blood! ”

"Parents will grow old, and children will eventually become parents of a new generation. Taking the opportunity of Han Dong's wedding, I want to appeal loudly: Do you dare to let every descendant of Yan and Huang become the most filial children and the greatest parents? ! ”

The old man shouted with his arms, his eyes shining, bright and sharp, like an eagle and a falcon. The crowd on all sides raised their arms in response, shouting in unison, like thunder, and suddenly exploded:

"Dare!"

The old man nodded slightly, turned sideways slightly, looked at Han Feng with a smile, and returned to the humorous humor with his strong personal style:

"Groom, do you want to be the greatest parent and give birth to the most filial doll?"

Faced with this kind of proposition, Han Feng didn't have to think about it, he could only nod in response.

"So, are you ready for the night of room D?" The old man suddenly had a wicked smile on his face, and he was a mischievous child. Han Feng was shocked, and before he could speak, the old man laughed in his ears:

"Then can you guarantee that you will be lazy at night when you are not in room D, work hard, and put dolls on the brides?!"