Chapter 34 A Worship of the High Hall
For his bed combat power, Han Feng has always been very proud. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info [full text reading] is just because it's too private to promote anytime and anywhere, which is also a matter of great regret for the crazy brother.
Now that the old man has given him a chance to promote himself, of course Han Feng will not let it go.
Although it involves private topics, in Chinese folklore, there are no taboos when weddings and D rooms are made.
Even bridesmaids and brides can be spoofed, let alone the groom? Coupled with the cheekiness of the crazy brother and the ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open, how can the question thrown by the old man be difficult for someone to die shamelessly?
"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint everyone." Han Feng rejected the topic of getting the two brides pregnant on the night of room D:
"Having children is something that every family must plan well. Now Feifei and Yue'er are pregnant, and they are a son and a daughter, so Miao and Nana are not busy getting pregnant for the time being. ”
"This is a plan that we have agreed on a long time ago, and it does not mean that we will not have children in the future. It's because ...... Because ......"
Speaking of this, the unscrupulous Yan Jun actually showed a very embarrassed look, rubbed his nose and smiled embarrassedly:
"It's really because I have too many requirements for men and women, so after Feifei and Yue'er give birth, before their bodies recover, neither Miyi nor Nana can get pregnant...... I believe everyone can understand this, right? It's impossible for me, a strong man with strong energy and super combat power, to circle around four pregnant women all day long, right? ”
"I believe every husband has experienced the feeling of being in a hurry and not being able to solve it. That's why I don't want to repeat the same mistakes. Han Feng smiled and spoke proudly:
"It is precisely because my needs in some aspects are too strong that today's two brides can only conceive children in a year. This is out of consideration for the actual situation of the whole family, but also out of the arrangement of my physical needs! So, hehe...... I can only guarantee that the D room is not lazy...... Hey, but the pregnancy thing, because considering that...... The problem of that demand, hehe, so I really can't help but put it off! ”
This guy is still proud and unashamed, but it makes Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er, the two new pregnant women, blush-Tana He Yi Although she is still wearing a red hijab, she is also very shy when she thinks about it.
It's really that this Langjun is too shameless, how can he make the secret affairs of the boudoir so public?
He Yi has a gentle temperament, but he is shy and unspeakable, Tana has always been cold, and she can't listen to it at all, so she is so bold that she kicks the groom on the spot and gently kicks it on the groom's calf.
The amorous atmosphere at that moment is like resentment, such as anger, like shame and hatred.
The partial Tana was born with a mysterious body, and her figure is comparable to Tang Yue'er, and her kicking posture is simply reverie, which makes people have to envy Han Dong's Yanfu.
"Hehe, it seems that the bride has a grievance." Of course, the old man would not let go of such an opportunity, and laughed loudly:
"Is it because Han Dong wants to work on the night of room D? Or is it out of the bride's anticipation of pregnancy...... Well, the old man is an outsider, and he won't go outside room D to listen to the wall, so I don't know for the time being. ”
"There's only one thing we know now!" The old man smiled and stretched out his index finger and raised it high:
"Han Dong doesn't seem to be able to cope with four wives! Everyone said, isn't it?! ”
This is a typical C joke, and it doesn't mean anything about it. But it provoked an extremely sharp antagonistic reaction!
All of a sudden, two completely different voices appeared at the wedding scene of the entire Tianfeng Base at the same time:
Yes and no.
Anyone who answered "yes" was an audience watching the excitement outside the boundary; The guests who were actually on Tianfeng Airport all answered "no".
The reason is simple:
The audience is joining in the fun. Because the wedding is the same as the noisy D room, the more lively and festive, the more embarrassing and fun the newlyweds, so any opportunity to trick the newlyweds, onlookers will not let go.
This is a kind joke and a sincere blessing from the heart.
The fist of the enemy and the fist of the loved one, of course it will not feel the same!
But the guests at the scene didn't take this issue as a joke at all.
In the minds of the disciples of the Heavenly Gate, the master of the sect is supreme and omnipotent, in this case, how can he be defeated between the beds?
In the eyes of the Wind Clan, the master is the only god in heaven and earth, and cannot be questioned in any way. Whatever the master says, that is the axiom that the world must obey. No need to argue, just follow!
In the eyes of Tianfeng employees and their families, Han Dong is undoubtedly the totem of Tianfeng and has never disappointed Tianfeng people! In that case, what reason is there to question Han Dong's decision? And what power does it have to influence the private plans of couples to have children?
Therefore, the guests present all resolutely supported Han Feng one-sidedly, firmly believing that Han Feng would definitely be able to easily cope with the demands of the four wives.
And the enthusiastic audience outside the cordon, as well as everyone who watched the live broadcast, laughed for fear that the world would not be chaotic:
"Han Dong, let go of the bride and let me come!"
It's just that at this moment, there is no trace of malice in everyone's hearts.
You can tease, you can tease, you can embarrass the newlyweds, you can add to the atmosphere of the wedding without restrictions, but no one wants to break up the couple seriously - even if they have the ability to do that!
The "yes" and "no" answers were intertwined in the sky above the Tianfeng base, one after another, and at the same time, there was a continuous laughter.
Questioning the groom's ability in bed seems to be an indispensable program in the Chinese wedding when there is a D room. Of course, all people need is happiness and festivity, without the slightest malice, and no one wants to affect the happiness of the newlyweds at this auspicious and festive moment.
This is a kind laughter, and it is also the most natural and sincere release of the human heart.
But as soon as the old man said it, it immediately changed its taste.
"Hehe, it seems that there are still many, many ...... people who are not very optimistic about you...... Ahem, the ability to give birth to dolls. Finally finding an alternative word, the old man blinked his eyes and smiled maliciously:
"So I think it is time to use scientific means, such as arranging a film crew, installing hundreds of cameras, or something, to truthfully record the scene of room D, so as to prove to everyone: Han Dong is capable, Han Dong is really a man!"
"What do you think of my suggestion?"
In addition to the guests at the airport, the audience in the base and on the Internet cheered - being able to see the live broadcast of the world's richest man in D-room ML is much more exciting than the previous Japanese A/V movies! What's more, since most of Japan has sunk, it has been difficult to find new works from the **. Now that I have the opportunity to see Han Dong's great dedication, why not do it?
This is destined to be a good wish, and it will never come true.
Even the most elite top agents can't get close to the Tianfeng Villa Complex, who still has the ability to "risk death to take secret photos"?
Even if Han Feng took selfies in order to increase his interest, under Xiaoling's strict control, there would never be such a mess as "xx door".
So, it's destined to be a joke...... Nothing more.
The old man was also very aware of this, so after proposing, he did not make any stops, and continued to announce with a smile:
"The gift has also been given, the red envelope has also been received, and the next step will be the most important part of this wedding!"
The people instantly restrained their laughter, and they all looked at the field very solemnly, at the three newcomers in red clothes and red hats.
They are the protagonists today.
They are the objects of blessing.
They are the only ones who are the only purpose today!
"Parents of the newlyweds are invited to sit in the hall!"
The old man is continuing the most authentic and oldest Xichuan wedding procedure. However, except for He Yi, Han Feng and Tana's families are all incomplete.
Han Feng's father has long passed away, so sitting on the main seat are his mother Wang Shufen and godmother Peng Hui - godfather Liu Jun is in an official position and can only bless his godson at the station. If Liu Jun knew the authenticity of the host's identity, I am afraid that even if he lost his official position, he would run to the scene crying......
After all, what the old man represents is the soul of this army. It is the founder of this army!
He Yi's father, He Xianglin from Hong Kong Island, sat up with a smile. Today is the marriage between the He family and the Han family in the mainland, and the head of the He family naturally refuses to miss it.
However, on the other side, in the seat that should have belonged to Tana's parents, there was no one!
Because Tana's natural Xuanyu physique has exhausted the essence and blood of her parents, so now, only Ulan Balsi and Tana's siblings are left in the world.
It stands to reason that "the eldest brother is the father", Ulan Balsi is qualified to sit on it, but how noble is Han Feng's identity? Ulan consciously gave up this only opportunity to sit on Han Feng's head, but unexpectedly let outsiders take advantage of it!
After all, this is a wedding to be celebrated, not a truly step-by-step occasion!
The old man strode forward and sat firmly in the seat of Tana's parents, with a solemn and solemn face:
"From now on, I'm Tana's father! And all the in-laws of the Han family are also Tana's elders! Come, let's all sit down together and send our daughter to the wedding! At the same time, congratulations to Tana for becoming our blood relatives from now on! ”
A string of crystal tears fell from Tana's hijab.
The old man's fierceness and majesty, the old man's affectionate licking calf, at this moment, are vividly expressed.
From then on, Han Feng knew that there was an inexplicable extra father-in-law on his head - and he was an old man who could never afford to offend!
And in the hearts of the audience at the scene and in front of the screen, regardless of whether the identity of this old man is true or not, just by showing his love and maintenance for Tana, it is enough to make people awe-inspired.
What's even more unexpected is that Ulan Balsi actually knelt down to the old man before the newcomer saluted, officially recognizing the old man's status as an elder!
Who said that a rough man will definitely lack his heart?
The old man Zhao of the Zhao family, Zhao Guotai and Chen Fei, and Tang Haotian and Zhao Hongyan of the Tang family also sat solemnly beside the old man and officially became Tana's family.
The old man laughed, very happy:
"The bride and groom, bow to the high hall!"