Chapter 147, I became a sworn brother with the hooligan leader!
Chapter 147, I became a sworn brother with the hooligan leader!
"Hahaha!" Brother Hui looked up to the sky and smiled, "Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng, you took an imitation pistol, and you wanted to fool a few of us?" Awesome, awesome! Although you are planted in my hands again this time, you are cunning enough! ”
"I'm smart, not cunning, okay?" Xiao Feng snorted coldly.
"I don't care if you're cunning or clever, but you're still in my hands." Brother Hui sneered.
"Boss, how are we going to clean them up?" Brother Liang asked, "Do you want me to pull them all out of the city and do it!" ”
"What do you want?" Brother Hui said solemnly, "Did I let you do it?" ”
"Oh, why don't I, boss, give them both a beating?" Brother Liang still felt angry. was defeated by Xiaofeng that day, and he still holds his breath and wants to take revenge.
"They are my invited guests, how can they treat them like this?" Brother Hui looked at him unhappily, "Let them all go!" ”
"What?" Brother Liang, Xu Xiaoli, and Thin Monkey were all stunned.
"I said, let them go!" Brother Hui said very seriously, "Let them go!" ”
"Boss, are you stupid? They have already fallen into our hands, why did you let them go? "Brother Liang can't help it now.
Last time, Brother Hui didn't attack Xiaofeng, he was already very unhappy. Today, why does Brother Hui want to let go of this Lu Xiaofeng again?
"I'm your boss, you dare to call me stupid? Are you looking for death? Brother Hui was also on fire, his brows were raised, and his sharp eyes stared at Brother Liang.
"I'm sorry, boss, I was wrong." Brother Liang realized that he had contradicted the boss, so he had to lower his head.
But Xu Xiaoli quit.
"Brother Hui, how can you let them go? Didn't you see how Lu Xiaofeng humiliated me just now? ”
"It's all you!" Brother Hui also glanced at her coldly, "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have this trouble." Xu Xiaoli, I said it, I have already helped you, if you talk nonsense, I will let the brothers share you! ”
Of course, Xu Xiaoli knew the meaning of "sharing", so she had to shut up.
She is just a "concubine" by Brother Hui's side, and her companion is like a tiger, and if Brother Hui wants her to get out, he can let her get out. Perhaps, she is not even a "concubine", at most she is a little palace maid who occasionally makes this "emperor" crazy for a few days, after the "luck", why should you go.
"Okay, Lu Xiaofeng, if you don't want to join us, that's fine. I will not force you to do what I say. In the future, our well water will not interfere with the river water, and we will not invade each other! Brother Hui said.
"Okay, Brother Hui, you are true to your word, then I will also recognize you as a brother." Xiao Feng arched his fist, "Although you are a person in the underworld, you are not as intriguing as some people. I'll just say goodbye. ”
"Wait!" Brother Hui suddenly stopped Xiao Feng.
"What's wrong again?" Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment.
Could it be that this Brother Hui has changed his mind again, and he is unwilling to let himself go?
"Okay, since you recognize me as a brother, then I'll be a brother with you today! Come on, bring the wine, this time, take the real liquor! Brother Hui shouted.
The little rascal came over with two more glasses of wine.
"Brother Xiaofeng, if you don't dislike it, let's be a brother with a different surname today! Rest assured, I won't ask you to join or let you do something you don't like. You walk your way, and I cross my bridge. In the future, if you need it, you can come to me! Oh, by the way, none of you are allowed to bully my brother Xiaofeng, whoever dares to bully him, who is against my brother Hui, do you hear? ”
"I heard you!" The crowd of hooligans shouted.
Only Brother Liang, Xu Xiaoli and the thin monkey had a white frost on their faces, but they didn't dare to attack.
"Okay, since that's the case, then I'll recognize you as a big brother!" Xiaofeng was not ambiguous, "Then bring the wine!" But, big brother, don't fool me with fake wine! ”
"Don't worry, this time it's real wine! Come, a full drink! Brother Hui raised his glass.
This time, they used the cup from which they drank liquor, not the jar.
"Okay, cheers!" The two men each took a glass of wine and drank it together.
This wine is really hot and spicy liquor, and when you drink it in your stomach, it is still hot and spicy.
"Okay, refreshing! Come, Brother Xiaofeng, by the way, and you, the brave and fearless bodyguard brother, sit down together, let's drink a lot of wine and eat meat in large chunks, how about it? ”
"Okay, since Brother Huihui invites me, then I'm not welcome." Xiaofeng said.
"Okay, brother, since you recognized Brother Huihui as the eldest brother, then I am also his little brother? Brother Huihui, then you will have to cover me in the future? "Fat Pig is having fun.
"Okay, no problem. I can cover you two. Whoever dares to bully you, you are against my Chang Huihui! I'm going to be angry for you! Whoever dares to oppose you will be raped by a woman and killed by a man! Chang Huihui smiled and drank another glass of wine.
After hearing "The woman raped and the man killed", Xu Xiaoli and Brother Liang looked at each other, and they both looked frightened.
"Oh, I'll give you back this gun." Chang Huihui threw the replica pistol to Fat Pig, "Remember, don't be scared to lose the gun next time." As a man, losing the gun is like your place shrinking, it's a shame! ”
Fat Pig bowed his head in shame.
"Brother Hui, you don't know what to do. My little brother, that place is only three centimeters long, no matter how much it shrinks, it can't shrink much, hahaha! Xiaofeng said sarcastically with the strength of wine.
Fat Pig wanted to get under the table even more.
At this moment, the hooligans at this table all laughed loudly.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" Brother Hui stopped laughing, "You brother, I just need to send you a woman to ensure that your thing will grow, and you can rest assured." Oh, Brother Xiaofeng, and this bodyguard brother, how about you go to the sauna with me later? Let me tell you, recently, there have been a lot of new little * sisters in the 'Flower Full Building' sauna, all of which are very good, and I guarantee your satisfaction! ”
"That, no need, I'm not interested in that thing!" Xiaofeng shook his head.
"Wouldn't it? You're a man, and you're not interested in it, are you? Brother Hui was stunned for a moment, "Don't tell me, you've never been to that kind of place?" ”
"Well, I've been there occasionally." Xiaofeng smiled awkwardly, "However, I haven't been there for many years." ”
Back then, when Xiaofeng didn't have a girlfriend, he was really lonely, and he went to that place a few times.
However, after going there a few times, he didn't find it interesting.
This thing is like taking drugs, you still want to eat it, and you will be addicted.
Moreover, doing that thing with those special service providers who have no feelings and will only take off their clothes when they come in, Xiaofeng has a disgusting feeling.
It's not a good feeling to spend money and feel like you're working hard there. What's more, I don't have any money at all.
"Haven't been there in years? Aren't you going to have more fun this time? Brother Hui grabbed Xiaofeng's shoulder, but his fingers flicked softly there.
Xiaofeng suddenly had a strange feeling.
He peeked at it, and the way Brother Hui looked at him was quite ambiguous.
This Brother Hui won't be both men and women, right? It's better to keep your distance from him!
"No, no, I've been so inconvenient lately. Hehe, there are inconvenient days every month. Brother Hui, I understand your kindness, thank you, thank you! Xiaofeng had to smile.
"Oh? Are there still inconvenient days in a month? Brother Hui was stunned for a moment.
This Lu Xiaofeng, is it also a big aunt? .
He didn't know that if Xiao Feng hadn't eaten that Qi Boosting Pill, maybe Brother Hui would have warmly invited a few more times, and Xiao Feng, who was already very shaken in that aspect, might have been instigated by him to follow him together.
However, Xiao Feng is now equivalent to being cast the "Ring Yin Technique", and that aspect of things is basically abolished now.
Anyway, after drinking the wine and eating the dishes, Xiaofeng and Fat Pig said goodbye to Brother Hui, and then proudly embarked on the journey home.
"Brother, I didn't expect that hooligan leader to be a sworn brother with you? You're really good, aren't you? "Fat Pig adores Xiaofeng even more.
"If you hadn't dropped the chain at the critical moment just now, would I have been like that? You, you, why are you so stupid? I was so scared that I dropped all the guns, if this was a real gun, you would have died just now? Xiao Feng gave him a blank look.
"Brother, can you blame me for this?" Fat Pig scratched his head, "Where did I know that someone suddenly came from outside the road?" Moreover, that guy is so bold as to come and pick up my gun? ”
"That stupid big man, I think, is much braver than you! Paralyzed, might as well hire him as my bodyguard? You're a stupid pig, you're not as good as others, what will you do? You're going to eat! Xiaofeng thought of it, and it was a fire.
Brother Huihui's subordinates, even if they are stupid and big, are they so heroic? It's so much better than this fat pig.
It's really not as good as not knowing the way, this comparison is shocking, why is the gap between himself and Brother Hui's subordinates so big?
"Brother, I'm not your bodyguard! If you want to hire me as a bodyguard, you can pay me?" These days, there are no volunteer bodyguards! Fat Pig said.
"Money, money, money! You're going to die if you don't have money, huh? Xiaofeng was even more annoyed, so he gave the fat pig a brain meltdown.
"Brother, why did you hit me again? That's okay, if you don't give money, forget it. Otherwise, you can help me ask your cousin out, don't forget, I helped you this time, and you still owe me a favor. ”
Not again! Why are you still thinking about Wang Manli?
Fat pig, fat pig, you are such an infatuated little piggy??????