Chapter 146, it's actually a toy foam pistol!

"Oh, by the way, and the woman next to you, tell her to come over to me!" Xiaofeng looked at Xu Xiaoli and said contemptuously.

"What? You want her? Brother Hui turned his head to look at Xu Xiaoli, who was already trembling with fright.

"No, don't!" Xu Xiaoli shook her head vigorously, eager to break her neck.

"Call you over, and you will pass! Don't you see, people's guns are still pointing at us? Brother Hui winked at Xiaoli.

"Xu Xiaoli, what are you hiding? Call you here, and you'll come over to me!" What kind of innocence to pretend! Xiao Feng sneered.

Xu Xiaoli had no choice but to walk to Xiaofeng's side.

Suddenly, Xiaofeng grabbed her waist and hugged her tightly in his arms.

Xu Xiaoli had to smile kitschly, "Xiaofeng, you, do you want to ?????? with me again?"

Looking at Xu Xiaoli, who was trembling but flattering, Xiaofeng smiled, "You think it's beautiful!" ”

He turned his head to stare at Brother Hui and said, "Brother Hui, this woman has slept with me before, do you know the truth?" ”

"Knowing the way, knowing the way!" Brother Hui had to nod and said embarrassedly, "Brother Xiaofeng, if you still like her, I'll give it back to you!" ”

"Give it back to me?" Xiao Feng Ha Ha Da Lu smiled, "Am I rare for such a woman?" Let me tell you, she is a master who can eat men, how many men she has killed, don't you know the way? ”

Brother Hui touched his waist and felt a little sore. Not to mention, I have really been prostrated by this Xu Xiaoli in the past few days.

Why is this woman so demanding in bed, is she really a woman who "eats men"?

"Xu Xiaoli, I, Lu Xiaofeng, and you can be regarded as having a dewy relationship, and there is no merit and hard work? If you don't miss the old love, forget it, why do you have to trouble me everywhere? You say! Xiaofeng squeezed Xu Xiaoli's ass fiercely.

This ass is really soft. However, for this woman, Xiaofeng is already tired of it.

Xu Xiaoli screamed in pain.

"If you scream, if you call again, I will kill you first, lest you harm people again!" Xiaofeng stared at Xu Xiaoli viciously, so scared that the girl didn't dare to say anything more.

"Listen, I'll spare you this time, if you pester me again, I'll not just pinch your ass next time! You know what I'm going to do to you! Xiaofeng warned.

"Brother Xiaofeng, I, I definitely don't dare, you spare me!" Xu Xiaoli was so frightened that she didn't dare to come out.

"Get out!" As soon as Xiaofeng let go, the girl ran back to Brother Hui's side in a gloomy manner.

"Brother Hui, let me give you a word, a woman like this, you still don't want to be around. Wherever she goes, the man will be unlucky, you better drive this woman away from you as soon as possible, sooner or later she will be a scourge! Xiaofeng didn't forget to give Brother Hui a word of advice.

Brother Hui looked at Xu Xiaoli, whose face was like earth, and also sighed.

"Xu Xiaoli, if you dare to go against me in the future, I will clean you up first! Do you hear that? Xiaofeng scolded angrily.

"Ah, I know it, I don't dare anymore! Brother Xiaofeng, I won't dare to go against you. Xu Xiaoli nodded like pounding garlic, but she hated it to death!

Lu Xiaofeng, you made me make a fool of myself in front of so many people today, I will definitely fight against you to the end! We'll see!

"Oh, it's a pity that this jar of wine is scattered all over the ground." Xiao Feng looked at the smashed wine jar on the ground, sighed, and then stretched out his finger and wiped it on the white liquid that remained on the table.

"I haven't tasted it yet, so I'll try it." He stretched out his finger and asked for tian.

"Don't drink it!" Suddenly, Brother Hui screamed.

However, Xiao Feng had already refreshed the wine on his fingers and tasted it in his tongue.

Suddenly, he frowned.

"What's wrong with this wine? How sweet is it? ”

Brother Hui's face turned red all of a sudden.

"Huh? What's the matter with your wine? Xiao Feng stared at Brother Hui and asked.

"This, this ??????" Brother Hui was embarrassed.

Xiaofeng stood up and walked to Brother Hui's side.

Brother Hui was even more restless now, looked at Xiaofeng, and lowered his head again.

Why is this hooligan leader as shy as a little girl?

Xiao Feng saw the empty wine jar in front of Brother Hui and picked it up.

There were still some undrunk dregs in the empty jar.

Xiaofeng picked up the jar of wine and wanted to drink it.

"Don't!" Brother Hui wanted to stop it, but Xiaofeng ignored it and drank it with his head up.

"Good wine, huh? Why does this smell like Sprite? After drinking, Xiao Feng was happy.

Brother Hui's face turned even redder.

"Ha Lu Ha, I see. Brother Hui, you are good, you actually use Sprite to fill liquor? No wonder, you drank a jar and your face didn't change. It's really a good amount of wine, I should have drunk one jar if I knew it, no, two jars are fine! Xiaofeng smiled.

"It's a sprite that doesn't bubble, it's specially made. Originally, I didn't just want to test you, but I didn't expect that you really didn't drink! Brother Hui also smiled.

Xiao Feng patted Brother Hui on the shoulder, "That's right, Brother Hui, if I tell me about today's matter, you will also be famous in your rogue world in the future!" ”

Brother Hui is really embarrassed to death now.

I wanted to take a look at my alcohol consumption in front of Xiaofeng, but I thought that this guy would retreat and agree to join him. Unexpectedly, this clever plan of "Sprite for liquor" was also recognized.

Although Brother Hui has been a hooligan for many years, this amount of alcohol is still not good, perhaps, it is genetic.

Just then, suddenly, the outside door opened, and a waitress came in.

"Ahh Seeing someone holding a gun, the waitress was startled and ran out of the room screaming.

Fat Pig was startled by the scream, and with a shake of his hand, the pistol fell to the ground.

The stupid big man sitting next to him, this time he was not stupid, and with a tiger pounce, he fell to the ground and picked up the pistol on the ground.

"Don't move! Hands up! The stupid big man pointed his pistol at the fat pig.

Fat Pig was dumbfounded, but he didn't raise his hand, because he knew that the shot was fake, but he didn't dare to move.

All the people present were also taken aback.

Xiao Feng saw this scene, and his head went blank in an instant.

Did you really bring a pig-like teammate today? You said you, just a scream from the waiter, your hands trembled, and you threw the gun on the ground?

It's good now, the pistol is in someone's hands, the two of us, we're going to die!

"Hahaha!" Brother Hui over there laughed, "Lu Xiaofeng, you have fallen into my hands!" Hmph, you still dare to use a gun to scare Lao Tzu, now see what you do? ”

"Brother Hui, what do you think of me? Whoever dares to move, I'll kill them!" The big silly man began to grin and laugh. Now, he can make a great contribution.

"Yes, yes, stupid big man, you have made a meritorious service today, brother, I want to reward you well!" Brother Hui nodded approvingly, and turned to Xiao Feng again, "Brother Xiao Feng, your bodyguard is really bad enough, you are so scared that the pistol fell to the ground, and sure enough, what kind of bodyguard is with what kind of master!" ”

"Huh." Xiaofeng smiled bitterly, "Is there any way?" The economy is sluggish, and I can't find a suitable one, so I have to temporarily find a stupid guy to be a bodyguard! ”

He glared at the fat pig viciously, but the dead fat man was already drooping his head.

Xiaofeng was really angry, "Fat pig, you dead fat man!" Let you do something, you will be screwed, why don't you die! If you have the ability, you can go to the muzzle! ”

He said as he gave Fat Pig a wink.

Only he and Fat Pig knew that the gun was fake, and he was giving Fat Pig a code.

Fat pig, what are you afraid of? That's a fake gun, hurry up and get it back for me!

This time, the fat pig finally understood, and was scolded by Xiaofeng, so he sobered up a lot.

"Okay, I'm going to die!" Fat Pig yelled and slammed into the stupid big guy with the gun.

His move frightened the stupid big man.

The others opened their mouths wide in surprise.

There was a "bang", and in a panic, the stupid big man pulled the trigger.

It's over, it's going to die!

Unexpectedly, the trigger was pulled, but the fat pig did not fall.

What's even more amazing is that from the muzzle of the black hole, bubbles actually appeared, one, two, three.

These soap bubbles, under the light, are colorful. Soon, it filled the entire box, as if it had become a colorful fairy tale world.

"Fat pig, run!" The responsive breeze immediately ran away.

However, it was too late, and the sharp-eyed thin monkey blocked Xiaofeng's way.

Xiao Feng wanted to push the thin monkey away, but Brother Liang also came over and smashed Xiao Feng to the ground with a punch.

"Skinny Monkey, hold him!" Brother Liang took an arrow step, and rushed to the fat pig again.

Before the fat pig could react, he was kicked down by Brother Liang's sweeping leg and was also arrested.

"Brother Hui, I caught both of them." Brother Hui dragged the fat pig and shouted.

Xiaofeng was also caught by the skinny monkey and the stupid big one.

The two of them were brought up in front of Brother Hui.

"Brother Hui, this is their pistol, take a look!" The thin monkey took the pistol from the stupid big man and handed it to Brother Hui.

Brother Hui looked at the pistol very carefully.

"Wow, I've never seen such a real toy foam pistol?" Brother Hui touched this imitation pistol, which was no different from the real gun, and was amazed.

"Yes, Brother Hui, this guy actually used a toy pistol to scare us?" Skinny Monkey said.

"Say what? This is a replica pistol, how can it be a toy pistol. "Fat Pig spoke," but for a dual purpose, you can also hold some soap bubbles as a toy pistol. ”

"Fat pig, you stupid, why do you put soap bubbles in there? How about you load a few rubber bullets? Xiaofeng was really speechless now.

"Brother, don't I want to scare them, and when I turn around, I can play with bubbles outside again? Who would have thought that when the gun fell into their hands, he would really beat me? If this is a real gun, my old Zhu will really be in vain! Fat Pig said aggrievedly.

"You dead fatty! Are you still thinking about playing with bubbles? If I die, I will die at your hands! You bastard, you pig-like teammate! You might as well go home and shoot your own pistol, and be less embarrassed here! "Xiaofeng is really angry.

Now, I'm really going to die??????