Erdan squatted in front of Weiwei, wiped her tears very sincerely, and said with a little repentance: "Weiwei, you know, Brother Erdan is a person with high morals and healthy thoughts, I made a mistake with Xiaoxiao Huatian, although it was a beautiful mistake at the wrong time, in the wrong place, but if I eat dry and wipe clean and don't admit it, you will definitely look down on me. I think even God will look down on me, and that's not fair to Xiaoxiao. So I suddenly made a decision that I was responsible for Xiaoxiao. And you, I didn't do anything to you, just that, I had a skin-to-skin relationship. There is no fate between us in this life, so you can be my sister-in-law with peace of mind! If there is an afterlife, I will definitely hold your hand tightly and will not let go. ”

Choked slightly and nodded, it can be seen from her little eyes that she can understand Erdan's distress very well, and said: "Then you must be good to Xiaoxiao, treat her as if you were good to me before, and don't split your legs in the future." ”

"What about you, what should I do? Won't you still commit suicide? Erdan, with a burst of gratitude in his heart, almost "cried".

"If you promise me, I will promise you not to commit suicide." Slightly.

Erdan didn't give Weiwei a positive answer, and was very embarrassed: "Weiwei, I think, you should give me a few places." What if I meet a better girl, can't I split my legs? ”

The slight eyes suddenly widened at the boss, and he was shocked beyond measure, and he felt more and more that the brother in front of him was unfamiliar, "Brute, you have so many girlfriends, why do you have to split your legs?" Do you think of yourself as an emperor and want a harem of three thousand? You have to be a human being! ”

"Hey, I'll go, I don't have this ambition for three thousand in the harem. It's just that once a god told me my fortune, and he said that I was possessed by the Red Luan Star. Hongluanxing, have you heard of it? The peach blossoms of the people possessed by the red luan star are prosperous, and they can't stop it. God also said that I would have at least ten girlfriends, and it was not necessary to have three thousand more. I don't have more than half of my girlfriends right now, so I have to ask you to leave me a few slots. ”

"Li Erdan, my God, I mistook you. I didn't expect you to be that kind of person. Shenma's red luan star is possessed, I think you are possessed by a broom star, you will not die well. ”

"Say it again!" The second egg snorted, his face was a little hideous, and he was crazy!

"You won't die well, you won't die well, you Li Erdan won't die well."

"Really obedient."

……

The two of you said a word, and more than half an hour passed. With his three-inch tongue, Erdan successfully persuaded Wei Wei to leave him five splitting places, and if he splits them all, he will have almost ten girlfriends.

"Weiwei, can I kiss you again? It should be a kiss of farewell. That's how couples break up, and I think we're going to have to do it again. After all, it's not easy to fall in love, and it's good to have a memory. Erdan brazenly said that he had completely entered the state of a play directed and acted by himself.

"Laugh!" Looking slightly at the cockpit door, he said suddenly.

Erdan looked back, I went, and I was really smiling, my hair was messy, and my legs were fine. That's not the point, the point is that Xiaoxiao is not dressed.

"Li Erdan, ahhhh Xiaoxiao yelled at Erdan, "You brute, why am I naked?" What the hell have you done to me? ”

Erdan smirked: "Okay! How can it be so fast? Then he shouted out of thin air: "Alice, why don't you sue me when you smile?" Do you still have me as a master in your eyes? ”

Alice chuckled, "Don't blame me, because you didn't give this order." I'm just doing what the rules are, that's all. ”

Xiaoxiao ran into the cockpit, grabbed Erdan's neck and pinched it hard, and didn't care about the gods.

The chastity has been taken away, and what do you care about?

Erdan didn't have the heart to entangle with the two girls anymore, so he first pinched the back of Xiaoxiao's head, and fainted as soon as Xiaoxiao's eyes darkened. I thought that the second egg had killed Xiaoxiao, and I was so frightened that I screamed. Then, Erdan unceremoniously pinched the back of her head, the same effect.

The two girls fainted, and the inside of the flying saucer was safe.

Erdan glanced back and forth at the two girls a few times, and muttered: "Point the soldiers, and whoever you point is whoever you want." Laugh, well, that's you. ”

That's it, Erdan decided to erase Xiaoxiao's memory first. As for the stage of erasing the memory, Erdan also thought about it, starting from the time he jumped into the sea to "commit suicide", and Xiaoxiao was very cheeky and kissed at the bottom of the sea, and it has been erased until now.

Erdan carried Xiaoxiao to the operating table and said to Alice: "Alice, I want to selectively erase Xiaoxiao's memories of a specific stage. You sue me, what should I do? ”

"Oh, master, I'm sorry, the memory erasure function in our UFO operating room is broken." Alice.

"Just kidding, how is that possible? Stinky girl, don't lie to me, hurry up and tell me what to do. "Two eggs.

"People really didn't lie to you, if you don't believe it, you will pull it down." Alice.

Erdan is a little scared, if the memory erasure function in the operating room is broken, then he will have to die, and he will lose his wife and sister-in-law, "Alice, don't be naughty." You're still my girlfriend, and now your boyfriend needs help, so you've got to be on my side. ”

Alice snorted coldly: "It's still a boyfriend, it's all bullshit, stinky men who don't admit it." Don't be a fool for me Alice, or all kinds of green tea, all kinds of black tea, and so on. I'm going to sleep now, and if there's any instruction, hurry up and say, except for erasing the memory. ”

"Is it really broken?" Erdan, suddenly dumbfounded.

"It's broken, it was broken thousands of years ago. The Kukulkan is tens of thousands of years old, and some aspect of its function is broken, don't you think it's normal? Even Atlantis' lunar spacecraft broke down. ”

"If it breaks, what do I do? Isn't this a cheat! "Two eggs.

"What to do, cold salad! Thou hast done many acts of injustice, and thou shalt kill yourselves, and karma will be retributed. "Alice.

"Alice, my brother is dying now, like an ant on a hot pot, don't talk about it. You and me, the palms and backs of your hands are all meat, all of them are indispensable, and no one is missing. Now tell me if this thing can be fixed? Doesn't our flying saucer have an automatic repair function, open it for repair. ”

"Oh, don't give up yet! If you can fix it, you can try it, but I can't help it anyway. "Alice.

"Alice, if you are going to fix it, I promise you that there will be no less than two high-quality meetings between us every month, no less than six hours each time." Erdan, in a wit, came up with this bad idea, because he always felt that Alice was lying to him and taking revenge on him.