High quality twice a month, no less than six hours each time, the temptation is great!

So, will Alice be tempted?

"Die! You can go with whoever you love with high quality, and I won't serve you." Alice, visibly angry.

"Three times, at least three times a month, for not less than seven hours each time. What do you think? Are the conditions tempting enough? "Two eggs.

"Cut, while playing." Alice.

"Four times, not less than eight hours each. Couldn't have more! I have so many girlfriends, can I give you so much time, do you know how much pressure I am under? "Two eggs.

"If it's stressful, then don't give it to me. I'm fine on my own, and I sleep a lot every day. "Alice, unmoved.

"And how many times do you say that?" Two eggs.

Alice's phantom body suddenly appeared in front of Erdan, a blood-spurting fruit body, naked.

Don't be surprised, Alice is so open.

Alice's right index finger and thumb are spread out and she makes a "8" gesture, "Uh-huh, this number." ”

Erdan shook his eyes back and forth on Alice, and nosebleeds came out, "Eight times? That's a lot, right? ”

Alice ignored Er's squinting gaze, which was meant to let him see and make him bleed from his nose as revenge for the screaming he had just made. She shook her head, gesturing as she continued.

"Eighty times?" Two eggs.

Alice continued to shake her head.

"Damn, it can't be eight hundred times, right? That's a lot of money, isn't it? You can't eat Malatang with you 24 hours a day. Can your little bones hold it? Even if you can bear it, you have to be considerate of Brother Erdan! Brother Erdan is a human, not a beast. "Erdan, I was stunned for a while. In fact, he is modest, whether the yang god is good or not, it doesn't matter whether he is tired or not, even if he is 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, he will not have back pain if he can't stop.

Alice gave the second egg an angry look and said, "you, what do you think about your broken head?" There are no good things, it's all filthy and messy. I don't want 800 high-quality meetings a month, I want your company for eight years. Can you promise me? ”

Alice is a serious girl, but Li Erdan is very improper.

"Eight years? Yes, I can be with you for the rest of my life. Even at the moment when I am about to die, I will hold your hand, and I will continue to hold you in the next life. The second egg is affectionate, and in a few words, he outlines the image of his own love species.

"Brother Erdan, you didn't understand what I said. What I'm saying is, I'm only alone for eight years, can you do that? "Alice.

"Just kidding, huh? How can this be, I'm not the only girlfriend for you. Alice, what the hell do you want to do? "Erdan, I can't figure out what Alice means.

"I'd like to take an interstellar trip with you, to my hometown. I haven't seen my hometown, I just want to go and see it, and I hope that Brother Erdan can fulfill my little wish. "Alice.

A small wish? Just kidding, it's international, oh no, it's supposed to be an interstellar wish.

Erdan smiled, "Where is your hometown?" You don't seem to have a hometown, do you? Uh, could it be that you're referring to the Sirius Galaxy? ”

"Yes, it's Sirius. Brother Erdan, will you accompany me for a trip? Actually, it's not that far! You can see it from the stars at night on Earth. "Alice, suddenly the little woman got up.

Erdan smiled, "Hehe, yes, it's not that far, the solar system is only eight light-years away from the Sirius galaxy. ”

"yes, it's only eight light years."

"Our flying saucer flies at the speed of light, and it takes eight years. If you count the time you came back, that's sixteen years. Do you know what these sixteen years mean to me and my girlfriends? The best years of life, alas! When I get back, I guess I won't recognize my girlfriends, or daughters-in-law, if they don't find another one to love or remarry. Besides, isn't your planet hung up? It seems to have become a white dwarf. What's the use of you going? Look for death! ”

"It's gone, it's still my hometown. I'm just going to check it out. "Alice.

"You weren't born on Sirius, it's not your hometown. Your hometown is in the spaceship you once talked about, and it should be in some lump in the galaxy at this moment. "Two eggs.

Alice's small mouth pursed, "I'm going to Tianlang Planet, do you want to accompany me!" ”

Erdan pretended to think, "Is the memory erasure function of the flying saucer operating room still repaired well?" ”

"Whether you can repair well or not, it depends on you." Alice, a ghost elf.

"I can promise you." Erdan gave Alice an affirmative answer, and then changed the subject, "But not now. I can go with you when I am old, preferably when I am about to hang up, preferably when my daughters-in-law have hung up and I have not. ”

Erdan is confident that he can live longer and die later than all his future daughters-in-law. At that time, it is better to wander around space than to live alone in the world.

Alice is also very considerate of Comrade Li Erdan, after all, other people's girlfriends have a big scoop, and they can't just take care of themselves, a latecomer.

"Okay, then we'll settle it. I've been waiting tens of thousands of years anyway, and I don't mind waiting a few more decades. Alice said sadly, and the conversation shifted, "I hope our galaxy hasn't gone wrong by then." ”

There is no problem with the galaxy of Shenma, and Erdan doesn't care at all, what he cares about is to erase the memory of Weiwei and Xiaoxiao, "What about the memory erasure function?" ”

Alice suddenly laughed, her branches trembled, her breasts trembled, and she said, "I lied to you! The memory erasure function in the operating room is not bad at all, and if you want to erase it, you can do it now. Which passage are you going to erase from me? ”

Erdan was so angry in his heart, he scolded Alice fiercely, "Stinky girl, I knew you were tricking me." ”

"You also asked for yourself, who made me scream in front of me just now, and broke people's hearts."

"Okay, okay, let's do it! Sue sù what should I do. I hope that Weiwei and Xiaoxiao wake up and don't remember what happened just now, and the memories before and after should still be connected together, and it would be better if I could add a little memory to it. Also, with memory erasure, the brain should be fine, right? Do people become stupid and demented? ”

"They're demented enough, how can they get dementia? All you need to do is select a specific memory stage, and our intelligent system will take care of the rest. ”

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