CH.158 The fairy tale is crooked
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Chapter 158 [The fairy tale is crooked]
In this strange fairy tale island, you can't even use all kinds of chat channels, and this couple bracelet that has just been mixed can still use the teleportation function, how can this make the cuttlefish girl not dumbfounded? Don't sigh?
Looking at the beautiful face that looked at her excitedly, and looking at the clear and clear watery eyes, the cuttlefish girl finally came back to her senses after a while, and waved her claws at the dark star stupidly: "Morning, Your Majesty the Queen." ”
The smile froze at the corner of the beauty's mouth, condensed into a stunned daze, and it took a long time before she spoke: "...... Ha? ”
"Your Majesty!" This time, there was an obvious hint of ridicule in the tone of the cuttlefish girl, even if the dark star was dull, he was enlightened, but he didn't understand what the "Her Majesty the Queen" meant, it wouldn't be calling him, right?
Although this girl often uses the word "beauty" to tease him, it is not exaggerated enough to call him "Her Majesty the Queen", right?
Dark Star was still wondering, and he instigated his eyelashes and said, "Momo, this 'Her Majesty'...... Who are you shouting? ”
"Of course it's calling you, beauty-" After the cuttlefish girl finished speaking, she didn't forget to stretch out her claws and gently squeeze the dark star's chest, and even pretended to glance at him, that ghostly appearance was really hilarious.
But Gloom Star didn't have that kind of laughing mood, he was almost bluffed by the words that the cuttlefish girl suddenly burst out at this time, and his feet were even weaker and crooked to the ground. It's also thanks to the cuttlefish girl who quickly helped him, otherwise he would have been so soft that he would be stupid on the ground by now.
"Ink, ink...... What do you play? No kidding...... "Dark Star was really shocked at this time, and when he finally stood firm, he stared at the cuttlefish girl's face with a wicked smile, and asked in a little panic.
As soon as the cuttlefish girl saw him so nervous, she knew that the beauty in front of her didn't know it, and he was honored to be the vicious queen mother who harmed his stepdaughter......
Realizing this, the cuttlefish girl cleared her throat and continued to bully the kind and honest people with bad intentions.
"Have you ever heard the story of the blood supply of white pigs?"
"What?" At first hearing this, the dark star, who was quite flustered, was stunned for a moment, and after pondering for a while, he still didn't understand what the "white pig blood supply" was.
"Haven't you even heard of this? Don't otaku all like to watch and play electric obsession with anime characters or something? I'm obsessed with anime characters or something, let's not talk about it for now. But you've never even heard such a basic fairy tale? That's an exaggeration, isn't it...... How did you become an otaku? It's too otaku spirit! Non-conforming...... Unqualified! ”
The cuttlefish girl crackled and poured out like a big pile of cannons, and the dim star was stunned when she heard it, but she really didn't know what her words had to do with the previous "white pig blood supply".
Next, without waiting for Dark Star to figure it out, the cuttlefish girl chattered again, and actually told a story to Dark Star from beginning to end, just like a child before falling asleep, she told the old fairy tale carefully and vividly, and at the end she was thirsty and took out a bottle of small magic blue potion from the storage bag, and drank it as juice.
"In general, the story of the white pig blood supply is a stepmother bullying her stepdaughter. The story of a deceitful child whose stepdaughter is saved by a heroic prince and a kind dwarf......"
After listening to the cuttlefish girl chattering for a long time, the dumbfounded dark star finally returned to normal, but the corners of his eyes and eyebrows seemed to twitch a little: "Momo...... The story you're talking about is called 'Snow White'. ”
"Uh-huh. That's what I said. The cuttlefish girl took another sip of the sweet and sour magic blue potion, the taste of which she liked very much, similar to blueberry-flavored juice. She liked it when she first tasted it, and later in order to upgrade her pharmacy, Dark Star and Ling Lingjiu had done a lot. So she got some of it and drank it.
The corner of Dark Star's mouth twitched, and he whispered to point out the mistake of the cuttlefish girl just now: "...... What you just said was the blood supply of white pigs......"
"......" The cuttlefish girl just drank the magic blue potion in her mouth, and her mouth rolled around in her throat, and she finally let her swallow it, so she waved her arms and said indifferently, "Anyway, if you can understand!" Then don't worry too much about the little things. ”
"......" The corners of Dark Star's mouth curled, and there was a shallow smile in his eyes. No longer dwelling on that story, he asked the cuttlefish girl about other things, "Momo." Can you tell me what happened to you in the game for the past two days? ”
How could the beauty refuse such a sincere request from the cuttlefish girl? Of course, such a kind girl of hers has to meet the requirements of the beauty.
Next, she didn't hide all the things that happened on her side after the six of them were separated yesterday to Darkstar, who listened carefully, and sometimes made a sound like "um" to signal the cuttlefish girl to continue, he was listening.
The cuttlefish girl saw that he listened so carefully. Talking more and more energetically, even when she and Mo Seventeen went out to dinner last night. Mo Qiqi also told her about his tragic experience in the game, which made the dark star's eyes wide, and he couldn't help but laugh in a clear voice.
After a long explanation, the cuttlefish girl began to make a concluding remarks: "All in all, in short, now you are the bad queen in the story of 'Snow White', and I am the heroic warrior who helped the queen kill Snow White!" ”
Dark Star had heard laughter before, but he was stunned when he heard this, his moist eyes blinked suspiciously, and then stared at the clear eyes of the cuttlefish girl, and said softly: "Isn't it right......?" Didn't you just say that Snow White sent you to kill me? ”
"Well...... The story is a little crooked! The cuttlefish girl was stunned for a moment and then said, "Aren't we doing a task?" I'm not reading a story! This story was written by the Brothers Grimm, but I don't know which guys with missing hearts and eyes designed the mission, so we can only play according to the wishes of those who lack hearts! So...... The story here is that Snow White is a burly lady with a glass heart, and she is bent on slaughtering that innocent stepmother who is so beautiful......"
After speaking, the cuttlefish girl smacked her lips, sucked the last bit of the magic blue potion into her mouth, and then carefully looked at the dark star for a while, and then slapped her chest that was as flat as the road, and swore solemnly: "As for me, a heroic hunter, of course I can't watch this kind of thing happen, I will protect you when the crisis comes." Let's just wait for that stupid big man to continue to send people to kill you, as soon as they come, we will kill those guys, earn experience, and strive to upgrade here by two levels, and enter the realm of the gods as soon as possible. ”
Speaking of which, the cuttlefish girl is called a Dese, she asked Dark Star just now, the guys sent by Snow White to assassinate him before have quite high experience points, but their combat ability is not very strong, and one of the six people besieging Dark Star was also slaughtered by him.
Of course, the process is not so easy, but now that there is a cuttlefish girl, the two of them together, killing that group of NPCs is not the same as chopping melons and vegetables? It's enough to think of them as experience points that can move around.
"But in that case, what about our mission......
"Task? Although that stupid big man asked me to kill you, the quest prompt on my quest scroll here has not changed, and it still makes me reverse the fairy tale ending. Anyway, there's no way I'm really going to help that stupid big guy kill you, we'll have to kill the guy he sent. ”
"Hmm......"
Before Dark Star could think about it, the cuttlefish girl said again: "Or let's just kill her?" ”
"The content of the task is to reverse the ending of the fairy tale, and I don't know if the road will make us reverse the ending of the story in the game, or reverse the ending of the story we are familiar with...... But anyway, isn't it easier to kill the main story characters directly? The most important thing is that if we don't kill her, she will kill you, so let's strike first! ”
Before the cuttlefish girl finished speaking, Dark Star's stomach suddenly made an embarrassing sound of "gurgling", and then he was stunned, and the words stopped.
"What's ringing?" The cuttlefish girl followed the sound and stared at the source of the sound just now, the enchanting waist and abdomen under the dark star**, "Are you hungry?" Didn't have breakfast? ”
Dark Star smiled self-deprecatingly after coming to his senses, and said to the cuttlefish girl as he went to search for his storage bag, "I thought about trying to see if I could teleport you over after I went online in the morning, and I didn't have time to eat breakfast yet." ”
"Then let's eat first, and it's not too late to talk about the rest when you're done." After speaking, the cuttlefish girl sat on the ground, waiting for the dark star to solve the problem of food and clothing first. As for her, she had already eaten a meal in the palace in the morning.
The sun poured down from the sky, bringing a comfortable warmth, the cuttlefish girl looked up at the sky, and before she sighed that the weather was good today, she looked at her with a slightly embarrassed face, and asked her a little embarrassed: "Momo...... Is there anything to eat? ”
The lips are pursed, the eyelashes are slightly trembling, the eyes are watery, and the eyes are shy and embarrassed......
"Poof-" The cuttlefish girl stared at the person in front of her and laughed very unkindly, and then laughed and then lay cross-legged and pounded the ground.
"Laugh...... What to laugh at? Dark Star was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect the cuttlefish girl to laugh so exaggeratedly.
The cuttlefish girl laughed for a long time before stopping, looked up at the dark star and said, "I thought of the first time I saw you, you were also so hungry, looking at the bun in my hand pitifully. ”
The corners of the "......" Dark Star's mouth twitched, and the roots of his ears seeped into a slight red, showing a translucent state under the sunlight, which made people itch.
Seeing him so shy and helpless, the cuttlefish girl finally couldn't bear to laugh at him anymore, so she casually took out all the food she had robbed from the palace, arranged it in a circle on the grass, and then waved to the dark star to sit beside her and hurry up to eat.
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In fact, Qianman likes to watch the picture of the dark star and the cuttlefish girl getting along, and he is always very happy and interesting when they are together.
ps: "White pig blood supply" is Qiangang's hands trembled, his brain was confused, and he wrote it wrong, and then he thought it was interesting, so he wrote it, ha