Chapter 46, two classic quotes about dinner

"I'm going to pay? Why? You're so rich, and you're going to let me, a person with no job, pay for it? Xiaofeng was a little indignant.

Shi Wuxian still looked at him with a smile.

"I ask you, am I a master, or are you a master? Am I an apprentice, or are you an apprentice? He asked.

"Of course, of course you are the master, and I am your apprentice." Xiaofeng stuck out his tongue, lowered his face, and said.

"Yes, since you worship me as your master today, you as an apprentice should pay for the master, so it should be your apprenticeship. Where in the world is there a master who accepts an apprentice and asks the master to invite the apprentice to dinner? ”

"So, then I can invite you to eat somewhere else?" But here is your choice, and besides, there are so many dishes and so many wines, and I didn't order them? ”

Shi Wuxian shook his head, "It doesn't matter who chooses the place or who orders the dishes. You are an apprentice, and it is up to you to invite the master to dinner, which is respecting the master. Since you invite the master to dinner, of course you must respect the choice of the master and me. I chose this place and ordered this table of wine and food, is it wrong? ”

"This ??????" Xiaofeng was so asked that he had nothing to say, so he had to scratch his head.

"Now, it doesn't matter if you don't ask the master, you still have to pay for the master and I will help you pay for it." Shi Wuxian said with a straight face, "I'm a master, and I'm worthy of you, right?" ”

"That, that's too."

Anyway, you don't have to pay for this meal, so why do you have to argue with Shi Wuxie?

"Then master, I'm leaving." Xiaofeng wants to slip away.

"Stop!" Shi Wuxian grabbed Xiao Feng, "Where are you going?" ”

"Where to run? Homecoming, of course. The rice has been eaten, the dishes have been washed, and we don't owe each other. If I don't go home, why am I going to do it? "Xiaofeng is bored.

I was tricked by Shi Wuxie, but I was speechless, Xiaofeng was so depressed.

"In this way, I can't let you wash the dishes in vain, and the teacher will teach you a lesson." Shi Wuxian pulled Xiao Feng to a chair and sat down with him.

"Class?" Xiao Feng was stunned, "Master, do you want to teach me martial arts?" ”

"Why are you thinking about that martial arts?" Shi Wuxian also pulled a chair and sat down.

"If you don't teach me martial arts, what kind of lessons do you take? Really, Lang wastes my time! Xiaofeng was not happy, so he intervened, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at this nasty master.

"Actually, I've already taught you two lessons today, but you don't have the understanding." Shi Wuxian was not in a hurry, and said slowly.

"You've taught me a lesson, when?" Xiao Feng looked at the master strangely.

"Just now. The two lessons I am giving you today are not trivial for you, and you must study hard in the future. ”

"What? Where did you teach me, didn't you just treat me to a meal? Although I don't have the money to pay you back, I helped the store wash the dishes once, and I am worthy of you. ”

"Are you worthy of me?" Shi Wuxian smiled, "Are you washing dishes for this shop, not for me?" ”

"You want me to come to your house to wash the dishes?" Xiaofeng then understood, "Okay, you name an address, I'll go to your house to wash your dishes another day." ”

"Hehehe." Shi Wuxian smiled, "I don't have many bowls at home, I can solve it alone, and I don't need you to wash the dishes for me." Besides, I don't need to find a dishwasher, I'm going to take an apprentice. ”

"You still think I'm your apprentice?" Xiaofeng pretended to be pitiful and said, "If you really think of me as your apprentice, you shouldn't let me suffer this hardship." Do you know the truth? I just washed the bowl for most of the day for Liu Dingdang, and he didn't give me a penny. Master, why don't we get the money back? Master, I'll suffer a little loss, I'll get back that salary, half of you, half of me. My half is counted as the income of my labor. What about your half, I'll ask the master for you. It's always okay, right? ”

"Hahaha!" Shi Wuxian smiled, "Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng, you are really a good person, and you are still calculating?" ”

"How is this a matter of calculation?" Xiaofeng said, "We are a socialist country, we have work and we get more, and we get more for our work." I do the work for them, and they will pay them! ”

"Do you really think so?" Shi Wuxian looked at Xiao Feng strangely.

"Of course. It is only natural that you have to be paid for one day's work. Xiao Feng said eloquently, "They are in arrears of migrant workers' wages." Oh no, it's illegal to be in arrears of student workers' wages. I can go and complain about them! ”

"I don't see it that way!" Shi Wuxian shook his head, "Probably, from your standpoint, this sentence is right. But in my opinion, what you say is not necessarily correct. ”

"Master, do you have a problem with your three views?" Xiaofeng touched Shi Wuxie's head, "You still have a fever, are you stupid?" ”

Regarding the apprentice's unruly behavior, Shi Wuxian didn't care.

This little wind, although it is neither big nor small, however, Shi Wuxian still likes this apprentice a lot.

Half of it is a master and apprentice, and half of it is a friend, this is Shi Wuxie's favorite kind of master-apprentice relationship.

"I don't have a fever, and I don't have a three-way view." Shi Wuxian put down Xiao Feng's hand, "Apprentice, the class I'm going to take has something to do with what you said, do you want to listen to it?" ”

"Oh? That's good, master, just talk about it. "Xiaofeng is a little interested.

"I've taught you two lessons today. This first lesson is that 'there is no such thing as a free dinner'. Shi Wuxian began the formal teaching.

"Master, you're wrong!" Xiaofeng raised his hand.

"Wrong? How did you go wrong? Shi Wuxian frowned, "Do you think there is a free dinner in the world?" ”

"It's not. The apprentice is saying that people say that 'there is no free lunch in the world', not dinner, master. Xiaofeng corrected solemnly.

"Nonsense, we didn't have dinner tonight, or lunch?" Shi Wuxian said solemnly.

Xiao Feng was happy, "The apprentice knows what Master Lu Dao means." What the master means is that the apprentice has just worked for this restaurant, and he will get paid, right? ”

"Why do you think about your salary again?" Shi Wuxian lost his temper, "I mean: this dinner I invited you to eat is not free. ”

"Oh, after a long time, the master is still thinking about asking the apprentice to pay for you." Xiao Feng then understood, "Master, you are so stingy." However, I really don't have much money, master. Or, I'll go to your house to wash the dishes, or will you want me to sell myself to you, master? ”

"What a mess? I'm here to make you remember that when others invite you to dinner, they all have a purpose, and there is no such thing as free food. What they gave you, you will have to pay it back later. "Oh, apprentice Zhilu said. If you come out to mix, you will have to return it sooner or later, does that mean? Master, don't worry, you invite me to dinner today, and when the disciple is developed in the future, he will definitely repay the master. ”

"I'm not asking you to repay me." Shi Wuxian said honestly, "I'm going to tell you that when you embark on the road of online literature in the future, you must keep this in mind." Therefore, if someone else helps you, you must repay the kindness. This is the case in this world, how much others have given you, you must also give him back. Otherwise, you won't be able to go far in this online literature world. ”

This Shi is innocent, why is it an online article at every turn, and he doesn't teach me kung fu?

"Okay, the apprentice has learned the truth." Xiao Feng pouted, "The master's great kindness to the apprentice, the apprentice will definitely return it to you." ”

"Why did you pay me back? Do I want you to pay me back? Shi Wuxian said, "I mean, as long as you have some success in the future and write a good article, this is the greatest reward for my master." ”

"It's good, it's good." Xiaofeng nodded, "Master, don't worry, no problem, you can just take a look." ”

Xiaofeng, who has never written in any books, has no bottom in his heart.

However, it was not himself who wrote the book anyway, but his sister Xiaoyun.

"That's pretty much it." Shi Wuxian nodded, "In the second lesson, you have to remember more, that is, 'the world needs a free dinner'." ”

"What?" Xiaofeng was completely dizzy.

What kind of logic is this?

You said earlier, "There is no free dinner in the world", and when you come back, you say, "The world needs a free dinner"? Is this dinner free?

"Master, your apprentice really doesn't understand your words. You literate people, don't bully me. Xiao Feng said ashamedly.

"Hahaha!" Shi Wuxian laughed, looked at the ceiling, leaned his hands behind his head, and was very proud, "I know you don't understand." It's no wonder, because these two sentences were told to me by my master, and I was like you at the time, and I was confused. ”

"Your master? That's my master's master? That's my grandfather? ”

"Well, that's your grandfather. Your grandfather told me these two sentences, and I still have a very impressive impression of them. Shi Wuxian recalled Master Fang, who was a disciple of the Shaolin lay family.

The master Fang who taught him martial arts at the beginning likes to eat foreign fast food the most, what chicken nuggets, French fries, they are all stuffed into his stomach a lot, so that Shi Wuxian is afraid to see it.

That master is only forty years old now, don't look at him as a Shaolin lay disciple, but he is definitely not a bare-headed monk. Oh, it's wrong, the master is indeed bareheaded, but he is a bald chairman, and now he is quite rich in Jiangnan City.

Many people don't know that Lu Dao, the chairman of this bare head, is still a Shaolin lay disciple who has studied martial arts in Shaolin Temple.

This Chairman Fang, a lay disciple of Shaolin and a martial arts master of Shi Wuxie, chewed a hamburger while eating foreign fast food, and said to his apprentice Shi Wuxian earnestly: "Apprentice, remember, there is no free lunch in the world." I pass on your martial arts, so you pay for this meal. ”

Whenever this happens, Shi Wuxian will always pay for the master with tears in his eyes.

At that time, Shi Wuxian was not a great god, and he was just a teenager. Although this meal is only more than 40 yuan, it has spent all his pocket money for a week, you say, can he not be in tears?

Later, the master and apprentice had dinner together again, and this time the master said again: "Innocent, do you know the Tao?" I need a free lunch in this world, and I need it too. So, apprentice, you still pay. ”

Wow, these two diametrically opposed words can actually be said from the same mouth, so that poor Shi Wuxian can pay twice without complaining. Master Fang's level of speech is high, really high!

In the future, as long as he is with this master, Shi Wuxian will always have to pay.

However, in retrospect, this order was not a loss.

If it weren't for these two classic sayings of the master, he might not have succeeded by now, and he would not have had a chance to become a great god at all??????