Chapter 45, named my son "Lujiazui"

"Don't you drag me? What to eat white food? Xiaofeng, are you not stimulated? Shi Wuxian tried his best to break free from Xiao Feng's entanglement, but Xiao Feng grabbed tighter.

The stupid security guard came over, "What's going on?" You two are pulling and pulling around here? ”

"This guy eats white food, and it's him who eats white food, not me! I've finally caught him! Hurry up and help me catch him together, send him to your manager, oh no, send him to the police station! Xiaofeng shouted.

The security guard was really a little stunned, and he didn't want to think about it, so he also grabbed Shi Wuxie's arm.

Although Shi Wuxian has martial arts, he can be held by these two people, and he can't use his strength, so he has to be in a hurry.

"Are you still unreasonable? Let go of me! If you don't let go, I'll call the police! He shouted.

"Call the police? Do you still dare to call the police? Okay, the police are here, see if they don't arrest you, torture you, and beat you up! Xiao Feng said viciously.

Just as the three of them were tangled together, the manager came over again.

"What's going on? What are you doing here? He asked.

"Manager, I caught the guy who pretended to be your idol and ate white food, it's him!" Xiaofeng pointed at Shi Wuxie.

"Pretending to be my idol?" The manager approached and looked at Shi Wuxian seriously.

Small, dare to pretend to be Shi Dashen, this manager's knower said that you pretended to be his idol, and he still didn't beat you to death?

My idol, I will not allow you to blaspheme! If you dare to pretend to be my idol, there is only one way to die!

However, the manager looked at it and laughed.

"Shi Daxia, Shi Daxia, you said you, why were you still caught by a child?"

"Shi Daxia?" Xiao Feng was stunned and looked at the manager blankly.

"Fatty, let go of Shi Daxia!" The manager gave the order to the security guard.

The stupid security guard had no choice but to let go.

"Manager, look carefully! He's not innocent, he's an impostor? Xiaofeng said in confusion.

"Of course I've looked carefully, this is not Shi Wuxie, which one is it?" The manager smiled, and then grabbed Shi Wuxie, "I'm sorry, Shi Daxia, I frightened you." ”

"What? You guys? Xiao Feng seemed to have noticed something.

"That's not right. Manager, didn't you say you had never seen that Shi Wuxian? You, how can you be sure that he is the great god who writes books? ”

"Hehe, he just turned to ashes, I know him." The manager laughed, "I lied to you just now." Shi Dashen is a frequent visitor to our place, often eats with us, is a good friend of mine, why don't I recognize him? Is that right? Shi Daxia, Shi Dashen? ”

"That's right, that's right. Brother Dingdong, you still miss me. Shi Wuxian also smiled.

"What? You, you just lied to me? You've known each other for a long time, huh? Xiaofeng finally understood.

"Hehe, I didn't lie to you. However, you just ate and didn't pay for it. Liu Dingdang said to Xiaofeng with a smile on his face.

"Alright, alright. I'll pay for this meal. Shi Wuxian laughed happily.

"Shi Daxia, then follow the old rules, I'll give you credit first, and then we will end it together at the end of the month." Liu Dingdang said.

"That's fine, then you can settle all today's accounts on my head, and I will settle it with you at the end of the month." Shi Wuxian is not polite.

"By the way, Shi Daxia, your update has been a little slow recently, so I have a small opinion." Liu Dingdong said.

"What? You're still too slow to update 8,000 words a day? What a greedy ghost! ”

"Alas, I've been reading a 30,000-word book lately, and your 8,000 words are too slow, aren't you afraid that I'll go and read the books that fall into the dust?" Liu Dingdang said playfully.

"Okay, you can read his book, I'm not against it. However, then I won't go to your book in the future, everyone will exchange courtesies and exchange gifts with each other! Hahaha! Shi Wuxian smiled.

"Shi Wuxie, you are really evil, you are really 18K Huang Laoxi. Terrible! Okay, I'm leaving. Liu Dingdang turned around and was about to leave.

"Eh, Manager Liu, slow down!" Xiaofeng stopped Liu Dingdang.

"What's wrong?" Liu Dingdang looked back at Xiao Feng, "You little guy, haven't you finished it yet?" It's endless, it's annoying! ”

"Manager Liu, didn't you say that your store doesn't take credit? Why are you going to let this, this guy take credit? Xiaofeng asked puzzled.

"Who are they? People are great gods and my idols, why can't they be credited? Liu Dingdang said eloquently.

"What? Great God, idols can eat white food? Didn't you say that the great gods would not eat white food? Isn't he just eating white food? "Xiaofeng still doesn't give up.

Sample, you Liu Dingdong actually dare to give your idol the back door?

"Do people eat white food?" Liu Dingdang stopped, "He consumes first and pays later, but the payment period will be extended a little." ”

"What? This, this ??????" Xiaofeng was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Mine is a "rooster", yours is a "chicken that is not a hen", isn't it the same thing?

"He is a great god, are we afraid that he will pay his debts? You're different. Liu Dingdang looked at Xiao Feng with disdain.

"Eh, what's the difference? Don't they all eat the same? Xiao Feng became angry, "Why can he take credit, but I can't take credit?" Oh, I know, you're going through the back door for him, aren't you? Okay, I'm going to complain, I'm going to your boss! Where is your boss? Where is the boss? How can you allow a clerk to give a casual credit to a customer? Why can't I take credit? Oh, isn't it great that he's a great god? How can you engage in discriminatory treatment? I want to complain to the Council and sue you for discriminatory treatment! Yes, I'm going to court to sue you??????"

Xiaofeng was excited, and his spit flew sideways, and the words kept bursting out like a cannon.

Shi Wuxian shook his head, this apprentice is really stubborn, exactly the same as himself.

"Hmph." Liu Dingdang sneered.

"What are you laughing at? Wait, wait for your boss to come and teach you a lesson. ”

In the past, in the McDeki restaurant, if Manager Han dared to do anything to himself, Xiaofeng would immediately say to Manager Han: "I will complain to the boss!" ”

As soon as he heard the word "boss", Manager Han immediately changed back from Ultraman to Tinker Bell, and hurriedly gave Xiaofeng a smile.

However, when he left the restaurant that day, why didn't he move out of the boss?

In the world, aren't these store managers and managers afraid of this boss?

"You scream, scream!" The manager smiled.

"I'll just call, tell your boss to come out! Tell your boss to come out! ”

"I'm the boss here!" Liu Dingdang said very seriously.

"What?" Xiaofeng was stunned, "You're the boss?" ”

In Xiaofeng's impression, the bosses are all the kind of pot-bellied, elderly bald men. However, how could the young man in front of him, who looked like he was only in his twenties or thirties, be the boss?

"You, how are you the boss? Oh, I know, you're afraid that the boss will know that you are giving credit to guests in private, so you will pretend to be the boss yourself, right? Hmph, pretending to be the boss, the crime is added to the third degree. I'm going to tell your boss that you dare to pretend to be him, and see if he doesn't let you go? ”

"Eh, this little brother, what do you know?" The fat security guard pulled Xiaofeng to his side and whispered, "He's not our boss, I'll tell you secretly!" ”

"Isn't that the end of it?" Xiaofeng became energetic, "He's not the boss, and he's pretending to be the boss, what do I have to be afraid of him?" ”

"Little brother, I haven't finished my words yet." The fat security guard stammered, "He, he's, he's really, really not the boss." But, but, he's the boss's son! ”

"What, he, he's the boss's son?" Xiao Feng's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.

"That's right, the boss here is my father, and I'm his son. However, my father accompanied my mother on a trip abroad, and now I am in charge of the house. I'm the boss here, what's wrong? Liu Dingdang put his hands on his waist.

Liu Dingdang, dare to love you as a rich second generation?

No wonder, when your mother gave birth to you, she called you Jingle Bell? Only those who have money in their pockets dare to call this "jingle bell".

My family is poor, and when my mother gave birth to me, she was probably so poor that only the northwest wind was left, so she had to name me "Xiaofeng".

Simply, in the future, I will name my son "Lujiazui", I hope he can stuff big fish and meat in his mouth every day.

There's no way.,Today is the poor dick silk meets the rich second generation.,I'm planted.。

"In addition, let me tell you, I didn't let Shi Daxia take credit either. I used my own private money to help him pay first, and Shi Daxia's credit was not the account in our store, but my own account, can't you? This rich second-generation Liu Dingdang added.

"Yes, yes. You can do whatever you want. Xiaofeng was already weak and weak, so he wanted to find a crack to get into.

"Okay, Shi Daxia, I'll go first." Liu Dingdang arched his hand towards Shi Wuxie, just like the posture of the heroes meeting in martial arts movies, and then, as soon as he raised his head, he walked away very chicly.

"Goodbye, Dingle Bell!" Shi Wuxian also bowed.

Then, he picked up Xiaofeng, who was already slumped on the ground, and smiled from ear to ear.

Tonight, this play directed by him and starring Liu Dingdang is really exciting!

"Xiaofeng, what's wrong? Are you still depressed? Shi Wuxian looked at Xiao Feng and said with a smile.

"You, you????? What the hell are you doing? Xiao Feng came back to his senses at this time, "Shi Wuxie, are you Shi Wuxie?" ”

"Isn't this nonsense? Don't you call me innocent? Shi Wuxian was still unhurried, patting the dust on his pants, "Of course I am Shi Wuxie, I will not change my name, and I will not change my surname." ”

"Then let me ask you, why do you want to eat white food?" Xiaofeng asked.

"Have I eaten any white food?"

"Why not? You peed on the toilet and haven't come back for so long? ”

"Isn't it okay to go to the toilet? People have three urgencies, and they must be liberated, right? I don't go to the toilet, and I don't give urine to suffocate to death? ”

"You weren't suffocated by urine, but I was pressed here by them, and they said that I ate white food, I, I was suffocated by urine." Xiao Feng remembered what happened just now, and sighed, "That jingle guy also made me wash the dishes for more than an hour and do coolies for more than an hour!" ”

"That's good. Labor is glorious. "Shi Wuxian is a little gloating.

"Oh, I can see it. Oh, I see. Xiaofeng finally got his senses, "You've known that jingle for a long time, right?" You colluded with you, you walked away, deliberately asked me to pay, and then, let me wash the dishes for you, so that I could show off my appearance, right? ”

"Huh." Shi Wuxian smiled, "Xiaofeng, what you said is wrong. ”

"What's wrong?"

"You had to pay for this meal!" Shi Wuxian sneered.

"What? I'm going to sell? ”??????