In the Lion Garden Tiger Mountain, you can occasionally see one or two lazily coming out, lying in the sun and squinting and napping, the bears hide in the cave and never see them again, the crocodiles are lined up motionless lying on the concrete floor to bask in the sun, only the monkeys jump up and down and are very lively.

Xiao Xi threw the peanuts, bread, biscuits, and oranges in his hand to the monkeys to eat, and saw these smart monkeys biting the peanut kernels with their teeth and eating the peanut kernels, and peeling the orange peel with their paws, and constantly stuffing the oranges into their mouths, laughing happily.

Chen Hao couldn't help but think of a joke on the Internet.

It is said that one day a few monkeys peeked at a man taking a bath, and suddenly a monkey laughed and kept dancing, and finally fell off the tree with a "plop".

The other monkeys asked him what he was laughing at.

It stretched out its paws and pointed at the man and said, "It's strange that humans have such short tails, and they are embarrassed to put them in front!" I'm laughing at me!!"

Thinking of this, Chen Hao laughed out loud.

Fang Yi glanced at Chen Hao strangely and asked, "Chen Hao, what are you laughing at?" ”

"I suddenly remembered a joke about monkeys, and I thought it was funny, so I couldn't help but laugh."

"What kind of joke is so funny, tell me about it." Fang Yi suddenly became interested.

"This ......" Chen Hao touched his nose in embarrassment, if she told this joke to Fang Yi, would she think that she was a **, and then kicked herself into the monkey cage.

"Well, the joke goes like this." Chen Hao racked his brains to think about the jokes he had heard about monkeys, and finally remembered one, so he coughed and began to tell the joke.

One day there was a plane crash, and all the passengers were spared, and none of the boxes were found, except for a pet monkey brought by the pilot of the plane.

Accident investigators had no choice but to try to communicate with the monkey.

The investigator asked, "Monkey, monkey, what are you doing on the plane?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of eating.

When the investigator saw that the monkey could understand his words, he was overjoyed, rewarded the monkey with a banana, and further enticed: "So what is the flight attendant doing?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of walking around with something.

The investigators were even happier and rewarded the monkey with a banana: "So what is the pilot doing?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of swinging around with his hands on the steering wheel.

The investigator happily slapped his thigh, immediately rewarded the monkey with two bananas, and asked, "What was the flight attendant doing before the plane accident?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of unbuttoning his clothes.

The investigator was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "What was the pilot doing at that time?" ”

The monkey kept hugging and kissing, making a "squeak" sound, and its body kept moving.

The investigators were furious, but in the end they restrained their emotions and did not get angry on the spot. He continued, "So what are you doing?" ”

The monkey grinned and swung his hands on the steering wheel.

After the joke was told, Chen Hao laughed, Fang Yi glanced at Chen Hao and snorted: "Stinky rascal!" ”

Chen Hao, who was bored with himself, still smiled, and made a gesture of holding the steering wheel and swinging around towards Fang Yi's hand.

Fang Yi smiled and asked, "Are you the monkey who flew the plane?" ”

Chen Hao's smile suddenly froze on his face.

Xiao Xi stayed in front of the monkey cage for most of the day, refusing to go home, Chen Hao had to sit on the side and chat with Fang Yi without saying a word.

"Now Xiaoxi or are you alone?"

"yes, what's the solution? I have a lot of entertainment, and I can't be busy, so I hired a nanny to take Xiaoxi to and from school and arrange her daily life. Fang Yi shook his head helplessly.

For so many years, it was Fang Yi who was a little girl who pulled Xiaoxi with a handful of and urine, it was really not easy, Chen Hao sighed.

"I'll take Xiaoxi to my house as a guest today, since she recognizes me as a father, I have to meet her grandfather and grandmother. My parents will be very happy to see Xiaoxi. Chen Hao said.

"It's too disturbing to uncle and aunt, isn't it?" Fang Yi said hesitantly.

"What's the matter of bothering or not, my parents like children the most, if they see Xiaoxi, don't mention how happy they will be. In the future, you can't be busy, so I'll entrust Xiaoxi to my mother to take care of. ”

"What's so embarrassing about that? My aunt is so busy, and she has to take care of Xiaoxi, she will be tired. Fang Yi waved his hand again and again to refuse.

"Not busy, I plan to persuade her to resign, take care of this family wholeheartedly, and having a child can also keep her life from being empty and boring, okay, that's it." Chen Hao said with a smile.

Chen Hao has not been very calm in the past few days after returning to Hudong, Chen Hao is also worried about the personal safety of his parents, Chen Hao plans to talk to his parents in the past few days, and move his family to Yunxi Villa to live in a few days before he goes to the capital.

Fang Yi rolled her eyes, Xiaoxi is my daughter Okay, why is it decided when you say it? Seeing that Fang Yi was about to say more, Chen Hao put a finger on his lips and "shh

After receiving a call from Chen Hao, knowing that his son was going home for dinner, and he was going to bring a little guest, Liu Juan couldn't close her mouth happily. She got off work early and went to the vegetable market and bought a whole basket of vegetables.

The son has not been home for several months, and even the Chinese New Year is in the field, and now that the son is home, Liu Juan plans to set up a table and spend a good old age together as a family.

After making the call, Chen Hao said to Fang Yi: "Okay, I'll go to my house for dinner today." It's not interesting to eat out all the time, let's eat, or eat traditional Chinese food is the most customary. ”

"No, it's too troublesome for my aunt, I'll take Xiaoxi home to eat." Fang Yi shook his head. If he went to Chen Hao's house like this, would Chen Hao's parents misunderstand their relationship with Chen Hao?

"Why, don't you think my food is as good as a big restaurant?" Chen Hao deliberately stretched his face and asked.

"No, no, how so? You know, I don't mean that. Fang Yi waved his hand vigorously.

"Then it's settled, let's go." Chen Hao waved his hand, stood up and walked to Xiao Xi's side.

"Xiaoxi, do you want to go to your father's house to play?" Chen Hao asked with a smile.

When Xiao Xi heard this, she immediately jumped up and said continuously: "Okay, okay, let's go now." Mom, let's go. ”

Xiao Xi took Fang Yi's hand and pulled her in the direction of Chen Hao, Fang Yi said to Chen Hao sourly: "It seems that Chen Hao, your attraction to Xiao Xi is stronger than that of a monkey." ”

Damn, is there such an analogy? Chen Hao couldn't help but roll his eyes.

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