Chapter 367: Husband and Wife
When Chen Hao walked past the monkey with Xiao Xi, Chen Hao felt the need to supplement Xiao Xi's knowledge about the origin of human beings, so he asked, "Xiao Xi, do you know how we humans came to be?" ”
Xiao Xi raised her head and giggled at Chen Hao: "Dad is so stupid, he doesn't even know this question, let Xiao Xi tell you, of course people are born by Mom and Dad."
"Ahem," being scolded as a stupid by a seven-year-old child, Chen Hao coughed a few times in embarrassment, "I said that there was no one at that time, and there was no father and mother." ”
"Don't have mom and dad yet?" Xiao Xi tilted her little head and thought about it, and replied, "That's what my grandparents and grandparents gave birth to." ”
Sweat! Chen Hao emphasized it again. "I said it was a long, long time ago, there were no grandparents, no grandparents, no one in this world, no houses, only stones, trees, monkeys, elephants and so on."
"There is no one in the world?" Xiao Xi felt a confusion in her head, "Then are we like Sun Wukong, jumping out of the cracks in the stones?" ”
"People don't jump out of the cracks in the stones, but they have something to do with monkeys like Sun Wukong, and the origin of human beings is like this......" Chen Hao explained in detail the evolution process of human evolution from ancient apes to apes, and then apes to humans, and then asked Xiaoxi: "Do you understand?" ”
After listening to this, Xiao Xi nodded as if she didn't understand, and asked, "So, people are monkeys?" ”
Chen Hao said: "Of course. ”
Xiao Xi asked Chen Hao with an extremely serious attitude: "Dad, then you were also a monkey in the past, which zoo do you live in?" ”
“……”
Fang Yi listened to it on the side, and laughed out loud.
Chen Hao touched his nose in embarrassment, and found that he really couldn't communicate with the child.
opened the door with the key, and Chen Hao said to Fang Yi: "Please come in, sit casually." ”
"Mom, I'm back!" Then Chen Hao yelled at the kitchen again, and he knew that his mother must be busy washing and stir-frying vegetables in the kitchen at this time.
"Son, are you back?" Liu Juan's happy voice came from the kitchen, and then a beautiful woman in an apron opened the kitchen door and walked out.
Fang Yi quickly stood up and said to Liu Juan, "Hello aunt." As soon as he finished speaking, he opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it anymore. Chen Hao's mother in front of her is too young, she looks like she is only about twenty years old, and everyone in the world believes that she is Chen Hao's sister.
Could it be that she is Chen Hao's stepmother? No wonder Chen Hao, the little **, tells yellow jokes at every turn, it turned out to be inherited from his father's genes, and finally saw the legendary old cow eating tender grass.
Liu Juan was also taken aback when she saw Fang Yi, her son only said that there was a little guest coming, but he didn't say that he would bring a girl. Surprised to surprised, Liu Juan reacted immediately.
She greeted warmly: "Sit down, sit down." Come, eat fruit. There were already bananas, apples, strawberries and many other fruits on the coffee table, and Liu Juan picked up the fruit knife and began to peel the apples.
Fang Yi hurriedly went to get the paring knife in Liu Juan's hand, "Auntie, I'll come by myself." ”
Chen Hao also said on the side: "Mom, I will take care of the guests, you go and get busy with yours." ”
Liu Juan handed the paring knife in her hand to Chen Hao and said, "Chen Hao, you have to take care of the guests, I'll wash the vegetables." ”
Fang Yi said: "Auntie, I'm here to help you." ”
"No, no, I'm used to doing it alone, you can watch TV for a while." Liu Juan turned on the TV in the living room and turned around to go back to the kitchen.
Xiao Xi snatched the remote control of the TV, tuned to the cartoon and watched it with relish.
Chen Hao put the washed strawberries in a fruit bowl and put it in Xiao Xi's hand, Xiao Xi stared at the TV intently, and stuffed the strawberries into his mouth like a robot.
Chen Hao handed the peeled apple to Fang Yi again, Fang Yi thanked him, took the apple, and asked hesitantly, "Is it really your mother who came out just now?" ”
Chen Hao nodded and said, "Yes, it's like a fake." ”
"She looks so young, several years younger than me, what is her secret to maintaining beauty, and I will ask her for advice when the time comes." Fang Yi said enviously.
Beauty is an eternal topic for women, what woman doesn't want her youth to last forever? What woman doesn't want to be beautiful? Fang Yi is a woman, and naturally she is no exception.
"It's not a secret, my mother used to be a hard-working middle-aged woman, and then she took a bottle of beauty potion, so she became what she is now."
"Beauty potions?" Fang Yi was taken aback and said, "Recently, there have been several bottles of beauty potions in the capital, and I heard that taking them can make women young and beautiful, especially the skin will become fair, delicate and silky like milk. ”
"However, this potion is only known by its name, not seen, and once a wealthy merchant could not buy a bottle of beauty potion for 20 million yuan. How did you get this potion? ”
"Do you really want it?" Chen Hao asked Fang Yi with a grin. Seeing Fang Yi's salivating appearance over the beauty potion, he couldn't help but be secretly proud.
This beauty potion is definitely an invincible killer when used to soak girls, if she offered to give Fang Yi a bottle of potion, would she be moved to make a promise? Chen Hao was happily impressed.
"Nonsense, what woman doesn't want it?" As soon as this sentence blurted out, Fang Yi suddenly came to his senses. Could it be that Chen Hao's mother took the beauty potion that Chen Hao got his hands on?
If this is the case, then it means that Chen Hao can get this kind of beauty potion, thinking of this, Fang Yi's heart suddenly became extremely hot.
"You...... Do you have a way to get this potion? Fang Yi asked hopefully.
"Ha Luha," Chen Hao said with a smile, "If even I can't get this potion, it means that this potion doesn't exist on Earth at all." ”
Chen Hao took out a glass bottle like a trick and shook it at Fang Yi. "I'm the child's father, you're the child's mother, if you call me husband, I'll give you this bottle of potion."
Although the beauty potion was very precious, for the sake of Xiao Xi's face, Chen Hao didn't mind giving Fang Yi a bottle.
"Phew, a dog can't spit out ivory." As soon as he heard Chen Hao's words, Fang Yi was not half angry, all that existed in his heart was shyness.
is going to die, how can this guy Chen Hao say such a thing, if Xiao Xi hears it, he doesn't know how to explain it.
Fang Yi secretly glanced at Xiao Xi, and saw that she didn't pay attention to her conversation with Chen Hao, and her heart suddenly relaxed.
Seeing that Fang Yi didn't look a little annoyed, Chen Hao smiled again and said, "That's it, you call me husband, I call you wife, so that everyone is fair, and no one owes anyone, okay?" ”