If you want to say that the second egg shit doesn't stop, you can't accept it. Not only can the physical body be comfortable, but even the yang god can be comfortable, what the hell is this, it's so unfair.

Speaking of which, what Li Erdan enjoys is the treatment of the Jade Emperor! Well, no, the Jade Emperor can't compare to Li Erdan, because the Jade Emperor only has a yang god, and the golden body is long gone.

"Master, have you drunk too much?" Alice said, of course she could understand what the second egg said, and she understood it very thoroughly. At the same time, the "one heart" under her calm appearance could not help but stir. That feeling, unsavored, weird, hard to describe.

Erdan continued to howl out his declaration of love, "Alice, my brother's physical body can't belong to you, but my brother's yang god belongs to you, and it belongs to you alone." Three thousand weak water, brother, I don't mind taking an extra scoop and drinking it. ”

I rub, how can my eloquence be so good? If this still doesn't move Alice's heart, she will commit suicide by jumping into the pit. Li Erdan couldn't help but become complacent, admiring himself and admiring him so much. After saying that, he was so obscene that he hugged Alice into his arms.

In that second, each can feel the other's existence, or rather, they belong to each other.

Alice suddenly wanted to cry, but she didn't cry without tears.

Phantom body, where did the tears come from, there is not even blood, it is cleaner and purer than the body of the yang god.

"Master, are you serious?" Alice said with a crying voice, moved, so moved.

Alice, a girl who has been injured, was born a tragedy, she once thought that her life was like this, to live in the world in a state of no human ghost or ghost, the disc is in the person, the disc is dead, and that calm heart will never cause any Lang tide again. But now, a fate is really in front of her, she really can't believe it for a while, but her heart is clearly flooded with Lang flowers, this Lang flowers, like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

Alice, in turn, hugged the tiger body of the comrade Erdan, feeling the sense of security brought to her by a masculine and majestic man. For the first time, definitely for the first time.

This fate came belatedly, a little late, but it still came, and Alice could really feel it. Heartbeat, yes, that's what it feels like.

The ancients said that they could cross the same boat for a hundred years, and sleep together for a thousand years. Fate, how can it be so easy to wait, it's normal to wait for 10,000 years, and many people can't wait until the end of the world. Besides, Alice is now a phantom body, and she can't fall in love with normal humans, and being able to wait for a man with the body of a yang god is already a blessing that has been cultivated in eight thousand lifetimes, which is lower than the probability of buying five million in the lottery.

It's just that the fate that Alice waited for was cultivated in a previous life? Or is it God's reparation for her suffering? ……

Well, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that Alice waited for her fate.

Erdan stroked Alice's hair and said, "The master of the god horse is not the master, how ugly it is, from now on you have to change your mouth and call me brother." Brother is not joking with you, brother is serious. Alice, will you promise your brother? Give your brother a chance to take care of you. ”

Let a female comrade who has "lived" for 10,000 years call her brother, such a strange thing, only the wonderful Li Erdan has done it.

"Brother?" Alice chuckled, "What an interesting name." So brother, how about I promise you? What if I don't promise you? ”

"If you promise your brother, your brother will be your boyfriend, someone will love you, someone will love you, no one will bully you anymore, and you will not be lonely anymore."

"I'm not lonely. When the saucer stopped in the pyramid, I fell asleep. As soon as I slept, hundreds of years passed. Alice interjected, then asked, "What if I don't promise you?" What will happen to you? Will it take my brain out and crush it? ”

Erdan groaned slightly, "If you don't agree to me, I'll blast the moon with a flying saucer, blast the Atlanteans out, and fight them to the death." ”

"Then you have only one way to die." Alice.

"I can die with you, why be afraid of death?" Erdan said, affectionate, affectionate, and looked like a lover, "Alice, can you give a happy answer?" ”

"That's it! People promise you that it is. But what, how are you going to place my special girlfriend? Put me in the pyramid and I won't see you for ten days and half a month? ”

"This, this ,,," Erdan was a little embarrassed, he confessed to Alice only after he was hot-headed, and he didn't take this issue into account at all.

Alice is a phantom, the source of her energy, her brain is in a flying saucer, people can't get too far away from the flying saucer, otherwise the power of the mind will collapse and the phantom body will disappear. If you hide the flying saucer in the big mansion, this can keep Esther by her side, anyway, the courtyard of the mansion that Yang Tuo left to Erdan is large enough, and there is no problem in building a large warehouse that can accommodate the flying saucer. But the second egg has no intention of keeping Alice by his side at all, because he doesn't want his girlfriends to know that he secretly made a mysterious "girlfriend".

Seeing the embarrassed appearance of the second egg, Alice felt distressed for a while, and said: "Brother, don't be embarrassed, even if I can only see you once a year, I am very content." ”

Alice's words are so sour that deaf people can hear the sour taste. What girl doesn't want to be glued to her boyfriend, she will never be separated, and Alice is not exempt from vulgarity, but she knows the difficulties of the second egg, so she can only give up.

Erdan was ashamed and said: "Alice, you are a special being, you are the companion of my soul and the yang god, it is unrealistic to keep you by my side." Although I can't be with you every day, I can assure you that you can write a letter of guarantee, and I promise that we will have a quality meeting once a month, at least once, and each time it lasts no less, no less, five hours. ”

Li Erdan's words are as if his relationship with Alice is not pure.

Write a letter of guarantee, write a letter of guarantee for your sister, do you still need to write a letter of guarantee for pure love? Those who write guarantees have no good fruit to eat, and those officials who have fallen off the horse and write guarantees to their lovers are bloody lessons from the past.

"Uh-huh." Alice nodded in agreement, and then asked rhetorically, "What is a high-quality meeting?" ”

Erdan smiled lewdly, "A high-quality meeting is that the process of meeting makes you feel happy, and you are happy from the inside out." You should understand. ”

"Brother, you're so bad."

"Uh. ，”

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