After a while of stickiness, Erdan's Yang God Body and Alice's Phantom Body held hands with each other and came out of the flying saucer, directly through the wall. Erdan's yang god will pass through the wall, and Alice's phantom body will also do, and it is even very good.

Here, congratulations to Comrade Li Erdan, the big radish with a big heart, and another beauty in the harem.

If the Moon Master really exists, then he must be living on the moon, and at this moment he should be able to see a pair of "special" lovers stepping on the moon, leaving in the footprints of their love.

"Alice, where are your footprints?" Erdan said as he stared at Alice's feet.

"You will say cool words, people are phantoms, entities without mass, where do the footprints come from?" Alice said angrily.

"Haha, it doesn't matter if there are no footprints. I'll just leave footprints. Erdan laughed.

In fact, Erdan can also leave no footprints, because the yang god is a changeable thing, can gather into a body, disperse into qi, and the void spirit has no substance, but it has a useful body, and the weight of the body is like the body. Therefore, Erdan can leave footprints on the surface of the moon, as long as he is willing to stay.

"But only your footprints can't become a testimony of our love!" Alice pouted.

"It's okay, your footprints are in my heart, the wind can't blow away, and the rain can't fall." Two eggs, flamboyant tongue.

Alice trembled cautiously again, her highly developed brain instantly zeroed, and she was completely idiotic, and she was captured by Comrade Li Erdan's sweet words.

Girls who have never been in love are the easiest to get started, and Li Erdan is a fish catcher.

For Alice, happiness came suddenly. She really wanted to say to Erdan: Dear brother, with you all her life, Alice really has nothing else to ask for, those who have suffered too much, shed too many tears, are nothing, really nothing, all are floating clouds. If you insist on giving meaning to enduring hardships and shedding tears, that is, enduring hardships and suffering is the process of cultivating a relationship, or in other words, the price of cultivating a relationship.

If you want to cultivate fate, it is by no means an easy process. Let's take Li Erdan as an example, now the peach blossoms are prosperous, what do you want, but let's not forget that he used to be a dick, with nothing, and he suffered from the cold and warmth of the world.

"Brother, you are a gift from heaven to Alice. I love you to death. Alice said loudly, for the first time in her life, she said her declaration of love, although it was the first time, but she shouted loudly.

"Hahaha." Li Erdan laughed wildly and said, "Do you have a lot of feelings to release in your heart now?" ”

"Hmm. How do you know? ”

"Guess. My brother will take you up the mountain now, and then you will stand on the top of the mountain and yell at the earth. ”

"But in space, the sound can't be heard!"

"Can my brother hear it, haha."

The body of the yang god of the second egg took the hand of his new girlfriend Alice and ran as he spoke, the speed of the wind, the pace of jumping like a kangaroo, but it was a little different, because after the person jumped, he would fly a long distance under inertia and land silently. They aimed straight for the hill he had just seen, where he could see the earth hanging in the air more closely, and there, perhaps, closer to heaven.

Alice is fluttering, not affected by the slightest gravity, the second egg jumps and jumps, she also rises and falls, her long hair is fluttering, the willow waist, the skirt is also shaking, the white and tender thighs, because she is not wearing safety pants, her forehead, all gone. But don't worry, no one will see it on the surface of the moon, where birds don't. The alarm system of the flying saucer did not sound, indicating that there was no alien invasion around, and Li Erdan, with his head held high like a penguin, where did he have time to watch the scenery under Alice's skirt.

Running on the moon, does your hair float? Can the skirt shake?

This, it should be, the Star-Spangled Banner planted by Milicone on the moon can float without wind, not to mention the hair and skirt when people run, because there is inertia and speed difference.

In a corner of the moon's quiet sea, two "aliens", a male sun god from the earth and a female phantom body from the wolf, handsome men and beautiful women, they held hands, and ran towards a mountain with happy steps, the pitted moon surface, the dust everywhere, and all kinds of stones and eggs, which could not stop their pace, because true love is invincible, can cross mountains, can cross rivers, can overcome thorns, can cut thorns, until they reach the other side of happiness.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Li Erdan really didn't confess like Alice with a playful mentality, his broad mind was enough to accommodate Alice.

The companion of the yang god, the mate of the soul, finally met one, and he must hold on tightly.

Who said there is no Chang'e on the moon? Who said Chang'e is a myth or a legend? Alice is wearing a long white dress, isn't she Chang'e? It's much more beautiful than Chang'e. If Alice plays the role of Chang'e, then Li Erdan will be very sad to play Wu Gang, who is stupid and cuts laurel trees. The real Wu Gang has to be happy to die, he can't grow to be as handsome as Comrade Erdan when he is tired.

Well, now that there is a talent on the moon, "Chang'e" and "Wu Gang", it seems that there is still one less "thing".

Jade Rabbit, yes, it's Jade Rabbit. Jade Rabbit and Chang'e are a good pair, and without Jade Rabbit on the moon, their charm will plummet.

Is there a jade rabbit on the moon at this moment? Yes, there must be, but it doesn't look like a rabbit, but an iron guy, the first lunar rover launched to the moon by our Huaxia, Yutu, also called "Chang'e-3". It's a pity that our Jade Rabbit has been active on the moon for a while, and it has been dormant, awakened, dormant, awakened, dormant, and then never woken up, and now it is completely hung up, lying in a place on the moon in a "Hongwan District".

Hongwan District and Erdan are separated by eight zhang away from the Tranquility Sea, one is 19.5 degrees west longitude and 44.1 degrees north latitude of the moon, and the other is 23 degrees east longitude and 0 degrees north latitude. If Erdan wants to see our Jade Rabbit, he can get there with a fart in a flying saucer.

According to rumors, Millican's Apollo 20 discovered "Chang'e" on the moon, which was found in a supergiant billion-year-old spacecraft on the moon, and "Wu Gang" was also found. It's a pity that they all hung up, and the corpses have not decomposed for N years, and their appearance is still there. It is also very painful, especially for our Chinese people, the "Chang'e" discovered by Apollo 20 is ugly to death, how ugly and ugly it is, it is clearly not an earthling, and the strange thing is that it has three eyes. With three eyes, should it be Erlang God, okay? It is a male animal, not a female animal. Therefore, Milican must be fooling us Chinese people.