Chapter 42, I was cheated by a liar who ate white food!

Shi Wuxian's pause made Xiao Feng immediately nervous.

Could it be that he found something? Or, my sister is "moving" again on that website?

Moving?

That's right, my sister often chats with others on that 18K website, just like that blog, it's nothing more than you blowing me a few words, and I praising you a few words. This is what Xiaofeng often teases her sister, "Why are you moving again?" ”

Whenever Xiaofeng said this, Xiaoyun was not happy, "Of course I have to move, I don't move, I'm a dead man?" Do you know the truth? I'm going to have to interact with these readers. Interaction is the characteristic of online articles. ”

"Why do you write novels and talk to people?" Xiaofeng asked her sister.

"When people read my books, they want to communicate with me as an author. In this way, the relationship between the author and the reader can be promoted, which is called being close to the masses. ”

"Pull it down. What is close to the masses, I think you are called looking for trouble, and if you don't get it, you will attract **. If I were you, I wouldn't do that. ”

'So how do you get it?' "I won't say a word. They say whatever they like, but I'm not interested, so I'll just let them talk to themselves. If they want to see, they will see. Don't look, pull down. ”

"If you do this, the reader will think that you are arrogant, and you will run out at the end." Xiaoyun said.

"Why are you running out? You don't look at those big stars, those fans follow his ass all day long and ask him to sign autographs. But don't these celebrities ignore it at all? Aren't people still popular? Let me tell you, this is called 'silence is golden', do you know the way? Learn a little. ”

After saying that, the little wind walked away.

Only Xiaoyu, who loves to think, was left there to ponder the truth of "silence is golden".

When Shi Wuxian looked at his sister's book and suddenly had such an expression, Xiaofeng highly suspected that Sanba's sister must have moved on that net again.

As long as my sister moves like this, this Shi Wuxian will know that Xiao Yun, the author of this book, and himself are two people.

Xiaofeng's palms were sweaty.

"Apprentice, your writing is good, but how can your style of writing be the same as that of a girl? is so feminine, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a man's style of writing? Shi Wuxian looked at the article on the phone and frowned.

"Oh, I see." Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "Master, you don't know anything. Apprentice, I use a girl's pen name in this book, and of course I have to write it more femininely. In addition, I didn't write this book to make money, nor to be famous, but to ??????"

"For what?" Shi Wuxian looked at Xiao Feng strangely.

"Hehe, I'm sorry to say it." Xiaofeng scratched his head.

"What's so embarrassing? Wouldn't you just make a bet with someone? ”

"Bet on the one hand, on the other hand, disciple I, I also want to find a girlfriend by writing this book, oh, hehe."

"What? Looking for a girlfriend? "Shi Wuxian is really speechless.

"That's right. Master, what do you think, this girl must love to read this kind of rose, what kind of peony novel? "Xiaofeng started talking nonsense again.

"Yes. Girls generally love to read this kind of romance novel. ”

"That's right, master, what do you want the apprentice to write about fighting, killing, killing??????"

"That's a martial arts novel." Shi Wuxian interjected.

"Well, what kind of embroidered shoes, skeletons, bull heads and horse faces??????"

"That's horror fiction."

"Yes, it's these martial arts novels, horror novels. You think, how could those girls like to read these books? Apprentice, I want to find a girlfriend, I always have to go to his place, right? So my disciple, I had no choice but to write these romance novels about what flowers and what grass. That way, they love to read my books, hehe. ”

"I can't see it, you kid knows how to analyze the reader market." Shi Wuxian said with a smile.

"It's okay, the disciple doesn't know what the market is. The disciple just wants to find a few beautiful women in your 18K, ha, ha! Oh, master, are there many beauties in those 18Ks? Why don't you introduce one to your disciple as well? Xiaofeng blinked.

"You kid, don't come to this set! I'll tell you, we're not a marriage agency there. If you're looking for a partner, you can go to the 'Don't Disturb If You're Honest', and don't beat the ideas of the pure little cuties on our website. ”

"In this way, that disciple doesn't write a book to find a girlfriend now, but to find a girlfriend by the way while writing a book, it's okay."

"By the way, oh, that's okay, that's okay." Shi Wuxian is also happy.

"Master, it's okay for me to write like this, I can't write such a novel just because I'm your apprentice, right?" Xiaofeng asked.

"That won't be. Although your style of writing is a bit girly, it's okay to be my apprentice. ”

Shi Wuxian thought to himself: When I bet, I only said that I would bring an apprentice, and there was no restriction on whether I brought a male apprentice or a female apprentice? I don't even require this apprentice to write a boy's style essay?

Perhaps, Xiaofeng's style of writing may really bring a lot of female readers.

Although men's wages are high, aren't these women still in charge of the family's purse?

"Still." Shi Wuxian still frowned, "The books I'm good at writing are boys' style, not your girl's style, yours style, I'm really not used to it." ”

"Master, it's easy. When the time comes, I'll rewrite the boys' style novels. ”

"Well, that's fine. Okay, that's it, from now on, you are my apprentice, and I will teach you little by little in the future. However, whether you succeed or not depends on your own creation. As the saying goes: The master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on you personally. ”

"Thank you, master!" Xiaofeng was very happy.

Now, my sister Xiaoyun will be covered by someone in the future.

"Master, the disciple is a little hungry, can I eat?" Looking at the good wine and good food on that table, Xiaofeng's hara is about to flow out.

"Yes, yes." Shi Wuxian said with a smile.

So, the two began to eat and drink.

Shi Wuxian saw Xiao Feng's gobbling up appearance, and he was secretly happy in his heart.

Little wind, little wind, you can eat it happily. However, after a while, you will have a hard time. You owe me a debt, and I'll settle it with you.

Who told you to dare to spray me with hairspray just now?

It's not that you don't report it, it's not time yet. When the time comes, everything will be reported.

Thinking of the prank that was about to be staged, Shi Wuxian laughed slyly.

Xiao Feng, who was fighting on the front line of eating and drinking, didn't notice the subtle change in Shi Wuxie's expression at all.

"Xiaofeng, master, I'll go to the toilet first, you eat slowly!" After a while, Shi Wuxian stood up and said.

"Okay, okay, master, you can go with confidence." Xiaofeng, who was grabbing a chicken leg and chewing it, waved his hand and said.

It is better if the master is not in front of him, so that he can eat and drink without scruples.

After a long time, Xiaofeng still didn't see Shi Wuxian come back.

What's going on? Why did this master go to the toilet for so long?

Could it be that he accidentally fell into the latrine?

Or did he break into the women's toilet by mistake and be arrested as a hooligan?

Xiaofeng decided to go out and take a look.

However, when he walked to the door of the box, he was blocked by a person.

It's that stupid security guard again.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Where to go?" Xiao Feng glanced at this guy, "Master, I'll go to the toilet, can't I?" ”

This restaurant is really strange, people have to check it when they go to the toilet?

"Going to the toilet? Why don't you have anyone in there? The security guard looked inside the box.

"Of course there's no one left. Didn't you already go out of the ground just now? If I come out again, of course there will be no one in there? Xiaofeng ignored it and was about to go out, but the security guard still stopped him.

"Eh, I said, why are you blocking me? I go to the toilet, why don't you let me go? Be careful that I complain to you! ”

"Complaints?" The stupid security guard laughed, "You want to go out, you can settle this account first!" ”

"Checkout? We haven't finished our meal yet, what's the bill? ”

"You didn't finish your meal, and you ran away one by one for something? Do you want to eat white food or what? The fat security guard stared at Xiao Feng and said.

"Eat white food? Is there any mistake? Who are you and I? "Xiaofeng is a little hot.

"I don't care who you are. In short, the two of you can't leave this box at the same time, one of you must stay here. ”

"I said, are you here at the police station? How can you just take hostages? Xiaofeng was even more annoyed, "If you stop me again, I'll go to your manager to complain." ”

"Find a manager, okay. Manager, manager, there are people eating white food here! The security guard shouted loudly.

Stop shouting, be careful of the wolves!

Now, I can't be suffocated by this urine, but at this juncture, I was still blocked by this security guard?

Xiaofeng is in a hurry.

At this time, a man dressed as a manager walked over.

"What's going on? Who dares to eat white food here? The man in his thirties asked.

"Manager, he wants to run away without paying." The security guard immediately straightened his back.

"Oh? Is there such a thing? The manager looked at Xiaofeng, and then at the inside of the box.

"Manager, don't listen to his nonsense. How can I run? I'm just going to the toilet. ”

"Oh, go to the bathroom?" The manager was quite reasonable, and said to the security guard, "People just go to the toilet, how do you say that people eat white food?" ”

"This, but ??????" The stupid security guard wanted to say something, but the manager gave him a look and didn't dare to continue.

"That's it, your restaurant is too, why don't you allow guests to go to the toilet?" Xiaofeng said, "I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll come over to pay the bill as soon as I get back." ”

"Well, that's fine. Otherwise, I'll go to the toilet with you. The manager smiled at Xiaofeng.

Wow, why is there such an ambiguous smile?

"This, me, I'm not used to going to the toilet with other people." Xiaofeng tensed.

"It doesn't matter, we have a single toilet here. You go in and I'll just wait outside. The manager still looked at Xiaofeng with a smile, "What?" Xiaofeng almost cried.

The clever little wind has already felt something at this time.

Shi Wuxian didn't fall into the toilet, nor did he run to the women's toilet and was arrested.

This guy is the real master of white food?

After doing it for a long time, this guy is not a god at all, just a liar who came to eat white food?

What a god of 18K, what else to carry me, it turns out to be a lie, this is a complete scam! He ordered so much good wine and food, and then ran away by himself, leaving the master and me to pay for him, which is really insidious and vicious!

This table of dishes, to say the least, has to be hundreds larger, where can I afford to buy this order?

However, now I really have nowhere to run.

I didn't expect that I, Lu Xiaofeng, would be smart all my life, and I was really confused today.

Thinking of this, Xiaofeng's intestines were all repentant.

Xiaofeng squatted in the toilet for a long time, thinking of a way to escape, but he was still at a loss.

It wasn't until the toilet door was knocked several times that he slowly walked out.

Standing at the door, it was still the manager.

"This gentleman, you've also gone to the toilet, you should pay for it, right?"

The manager looked at Xiao Feng expressionlessly and said??????