Chapter 41, I'm a pure man!

Hearing that the master Shi Wuxian had actually pretended to be a woman, Xiao Feng suddenly became interested.

"Master, just tell me about it." Xiaofeng actually sprinkled like a girl.

Shi Wuxian frowned, and thought: You Xiaofeng, I taught you to write a book, you are not interested, why did your eyes straighten when you heard this?

He wanted not to say it, but when he saw Xiaofeng's straight and smiling eyes, he still relented a little.

Lu Xiaofeng, if you are a woman, then I don't know how many men Lu Dao is going to destroy?

"Well, I'll tell you. Actually, it's nothing, it was when I was in college, and it happened that one time, our class was going to prepare a cosplay show (note: anime cosplay), and I was the director of this show. Shi Wuxian recalled, "The girl who was going to play Sailor Moon was sick, but the show was about to start, and I couldn't find a suitable candidate for a while, so I had to temporarily reverse the string and play for her." ”

"Master, can you ask other girls to act? Why are you, as a director, still wearing yourself in battle? And, hehe, are you still skewering girls? "Xiaofeng was very happy.

"I can't find anyone, if I do, will I be like this?" Shi Wuxie thought of this past, and his face was still a little red, "Okay, don't go around the corner." By the way, Xiaofeng, you just said that you made the first bet with someone, right? Shi Wuxian asked.

"yes, the first bet is to let me pretend to be a woman." Xiaofeng sighed, "I can't help it, so I have to put on women's clothes and go out." ”

"That's nothing, it's not illegal. However, Master, I also want to see how you look after pretending to be a girl. ”

"Master, do you really want to see it?" Xiao Feng was taken aback instead.

He said mysteriously into Shi Wuxie's ear: "Master, there is something that the apprentice wants to ask you secretly?" ”

"It's okay, you ask." Shi Wuxian waved his hand.

"Master, what you like can't be a man, right?" Xiao Feng asked mysteriously, "Master, if you don't want to answer, you don't have to answer." ”

"What do you say?" Shi Wuxian said very seriously, "I, I am a man, I love women, and I am not interested in men. ”

"Oh, that's fine." Xiao Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Master, you are not interested in the disciple, the disciple dares to learn from you." ”

"Me? I'm interested in you" Shi Wuxian was angry and funny, "Let me emphasize again, I am male and female!" ”

"Alright, alright. Master, don't call it, you know that you are a man! Xiao Feng shook his head and looked at the master who was about to go crazy.

"What's your second bet, go on!" Shi Wuxian was stunned by Xiao Feng.

"The second bet is that I can write a book on the Internet." Xiao Feng pursed his lips, looked up at the sky, and made a very tangled and painful expression, "Master, you know the Tao, apprentice, I have no interest in writing this book at all, I really don't." ”

"If you want to write a book, you have to have this." Shi Wuxian said, "If you're not interested, how can you write a book?" ”

"Master, this, really not." Xiaofeng remembered the classic lines in the famous sketch, "However, in order to win the bet, I closed my eyes and my heart was horizontal." Finally, I gritted my teeth and wrote this book. Master, do you know the Tao? In order to write this book, I worked so hard that I vomited blood every day. ”

"That's amazing?" Of course, Shi Wuxian knew that the little wind was blowing, "Tut-tut, it's a pity, you might as well donate this blood to the Red Cross." ”

"Don't talk to me about the Red Cross!" Xiaofeng said solemnly, "I'd rather give you 18K of this blood than the Red Cross." ”

"Please, we 18K don't need your blood, okay? Do you think we're selling blood? ”

"Alas, for this novel, I get up earlier than the chickens every day, work more tiring than the cows, eat grass, and vomit blood! It's really full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears! Xiaofeng sighed.

"Yes, you're great!" Shi Wuxian said sarcastically. He said in his heart, do you think it's the evil old society, and asking you to write a book is like killing you? It's like you, who would dare to write a book?

"Not really. In order to make this bet, I even did my least favorite thing to write a book, is it easy for me? ”

"Oh, well, then I really want to read your painstaking masterpiece, or I'm really sorry for your enthusiasm." As he spoke, Shi Wuxian clicked on his mobile phone and took a serious look at the "blood-vomiting masterpiece" that Xiaofeng said.

Xiao Feng looked at Shi Wuxie's phone very nervously.

Don't let this guy find out anything? If he sees through my trick, then I'm really going to be treated as a little liar?

Sister, sister, my brother is just to make you make a fortune in the future, I can go out of my way today.

Fortunately, Shi Wuxian didn't find anything abnormal.

Soon, Xiao Feng found that Shi Wuxie's face showed a look of surprise, and then, his eyebrows actually stood up, and his pupils were big and round.

Suddenly, Shi Wuxian slapped his thigh fiercely and shouted, "Wonderful, wonderful, what a good article, what a good writing!" ”

Now, it was Xiaofeng's turn to be stunned.

This Shi Wuxian is not crazy, right? Just my sister's broken book, which makes you so excited?

Shi Wuxian raised his head and looked at Xiao Feng, his eyes seemed to be a little affectionate, and a little loveful.

This guy, why do you have such a look again? Do you think of me like that?

"Xiaofeng, is this article really written by you?" Shi Wuxian couldn't hide his surprise.

Xiaofeng's eyes rolled, and it seemed that he was going to admit it now.

"yes, that's what I wrote?"

"But, I see that the author of this book is called Xiaoyun?"

"Xiaoyun?" Wouldn't it, my sister put her real name on the Internet? I really shouldn't have been.

"Yes, you didn't write in the author's bio 'My name is Xiaoyun, I love writing, and I am willing to make friends with everyone and share the joy of writing'."

"Oh, that's a pen name, a pen name." Xiao Feng smiled, "However, after I changed into women's clothes, I have another name, which is called Xiaoyun." ”

"Oh? Xiaoyun, your surname is Lu, Lu Xiaoyun? ”

"yes, yes. After I pretended to be a girl, I was called Lu Xiaoyun. Xiaofeng nodded.

Okay, then why don't I give him my sister's name? In this way, even if Shi Wuxian meets his sister on the Internet in the future and asks his sister's real name, there should be no problem.

Whatever, let's lead my sister to the road first, and then explain it slowly.

"Oh, Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaoyun. You alone have two names, not bad, not bad. "Shi Wuxian was fooled.

"yes. Master, when you want to see me in women's clothes or on the Internet in the future, remember to call me Xiaoyun, don't call me Xiaofeng! ”

"What are you doing?"

"Master, didn't I still make a bet with others? And many people on the Internet still don't know that I'm a boy, and they think I'm a girl. If you say that, am I not exposed? ”

"Oh, I see." Shi Wuxian nodded, "Are you dating others in the name of a girl, that is, in the name of that Lu Xiaoyun?" Oh, and those of your readers also think you're Lu Xiaoyun? ”

"It's drip, it's drip." Xiaofeng was secretly proud of his lies, "I, seven days a week, about three days, will be dressed as a girl, and use this Lu Xiaoyun's name to wander around." Oh, of course, this web novel is also written in the name of a girl, and everyone still thinks it's a book written by a girl. ”

"Is that so?" Shi Wuxian frowned, "Xiaofeng, this is not good." ”

"What's so bad about it?" Xiaofeng asked.

"You say you, a good old man, why do you have to pretend to be a girl three days a week and go out for a walk? Still pretending to be a beautiful writer on the Internet? If you continue like this, you will be easy to become perverted in the future! Shi Wuxian began to worry about the future of his apprentice.

"No, no. Master, it's just a hobby. You can rest assured, I am a pure master. Hehe. ”

"Oh, that's okay too. Anyway, this is your hobby, and I can't say anything about you, master. ”

It is not good to interfere with other people's freedom.

"Xiaofeng, as long as you learn to write with the master seriously, the master doesn't care about the rest." Shi Wuxian looked down at the book again.

Xiao Feng is so happy in his heart.

Now, my sister can take this fast train, maybe she can really become a god in the future.

If the elder sister succeeds in the future, it will be regarded as a merit for the younger brother.

"But ??????" Suddenly, Shi Wuxie, who was reading a book, frowned again.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Feng's heart chuckled again.

Did this Shi Wuxian find out something???????