Chapter 131: Stealing incense and stealing jade again
Kicking and kicking, there was a sound of stairs and I remembered that Erdan came down from the stairs, holding two mice in each hand, and they were all dead.
Mouses, how terrible, but Li Erdan is not afraid. In other words, before joining the Secret Service, Li Erdan was also afraid of mice, not a matter of timidity, but an innate "rat phobia". There are too many people with "rat phobia", at least a few out of ten people, whether male or female, Li Erdan is not alone at all. Later, in the training of the Secret Service, in order to better survive in the wild, Li Erdan was forced by the coach to face the annoying rats, and even ate them raw. Those days, it was hard enough to think about it, a lingering nightmare in the depths of my soul.
"There are ten more, and I'm going to wipe you all out in one fell swoop." Erdan said very rampantly, at this moment he is a god of death, and he doesn't say anything with any emotion.
Erdan is addicted to catching mice, and it is only then that he discovered that he is talented in catching mice, and even cats can't compare. This is how Erdan operates when catching mice: the six senses are exhausted, sensing the direction of the mouse, and then releasing an awe-inspiring murderous aura. The rat's keen innate instinct can sense the murderous aura, and then it will be frightened and scurry. At this time, Li Erdan caught the fleeing rat at a lightning speed and pinched it to death.
After another twenty minutes, the more than 200 mice in the Smurfs castle were all cleaned up by the second egg, and none of them survived, and all of them were KO.
The old house was not inhabited for a period of time, and it became a rat's nest.
After that, Erdan dug a pit in the garden and buried the rats, turning them into nutrients to protect the flowers and plants. It's almost half past one.
Erdan returned to the castle and took a bath for twenty minutes, soap three times, and shower gel twice, until he couldn't smell the blood on his body at all.
To be honest, Erdan also thinks the rat is disgusting.
Busy until the second half of the night, after taking a shower, it stands to reason that Erdan should go to bed, but he didn't go back to his biggest male bedroom after coming out of the bathroom with his bare ass.
There is a bed more than four meters wide in the men's bedroom, and it is too wasteful to sleep alone. Moreover, Erdan's spicy hot money at night did not "earn back", and I felt "very lost".
Outside Yuting's bedroom, Erdan listened with his ears pricked up, and the sound of breathing from inside was even, and the sound of heartbeat was steady, which were all signs that the girl was asleep.
The second egg snickered and pushed the door hard.
Uh, why can't you push it away?
In order to prevent perverts, Yuting locked the door when she slept, and it was strange that the door could be pushed open.
With just one door, can it be rare to live in Li Erdan? Joke!
In a flash, Erdan disappeared from the hallway, entered Yuting's bedroom, and then gently opened the door.
Yuting has really fallen asleep, she is busy with her clothing store during this time, and she is obviously tired.
Erdan squatted at the head of the bed and looked at Yuting for a while, but his colored hand still moved.
Don't think about it, Erdan is still very "pure", and he will never do anything like an overlord and a beast. He hugged Yuting and the quilt that covered her, and his movements were cautious.
"Baby, let's change to a big bed and sleep! Hey. ”
Eh, as soon as I praised you twice, you became obscene. After looking away, the words were withdrawn.
Yuting slept a little deeply, her mouth opened slightly, and the two rows of broken jade-like teeth were also partially exposed, she was like a sleeping beauty in a fairy tale, when the second egg put her on another big bed, the girl didn't wake up.
Legend has it that in order to wake up the sleeping beauty, you have to give the real prince a kiss on her lips. But Erdan obviously kissed Yu Ting, but Yu Ting didn't wake up.
Isn't Erdan a real prince? Or did the ancients deceive others?
With the experience of "stealing people", Erdan's courage became bigger.
The second girl, Wang Shishi.
Erdan sneakily listened to the movement in the room outside the door of the poetry room for a while, the sound of breathing was equally even, and the sound of heartbeat was equally stable. Well, Shishi also fell asleep.
Shishi used to be a flight attendant, she felt very tired, but now she has been working with Yuting for a few days, mom, she is even more tired than being a flight attendant, and she has to do everything by herself.
Erdan first pushed the door, and if he couldn't open it, he used the wall piercing technique to penetrate it. To Erdan's surprise, the door was pushed open.
Leave a door for the second egg, the poem can be described as "good intentions"! Waiting for the second egg to "pamper". But the second egg only cared about catching mice, and it took more than an hour to catch them, and the girl's family couldn't bear the sleepiness and slept first.
Shishi slept unsightly at all, sleeping on her side, and she also had part of the quilt sandwiched between her legs.
Erdan tiptoed to the head of Shishi's bed, and was immediately dumbfounded, "No! I don't even wear underwear. ”
Erdan's 24K hardened krypton golden eyes can see a lot of content: Shishi's smooth snow-white thighs, most of the small buttocks, and the whole crispy breast,......
How did the second egg know that the girl didn't wear underwear to sleep waiting for him to be pampered. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and carefully turned Shishi over, making her lie flat from lying on her side, so that it was more convenient to hold it.
When Erdan picked up Shishi and the quilt, Shishi suddenly slapped Erdan and said, "Pervert." ”
"Uh, you're awake?" The second egg scared the chrysanthemum tightly.
Shishi ignored the second egg, and went to sleep, the action just now was just a little joke in a dream.
In the dream, Li Erdan always lifted Shishi's skirt and looked up from the bottom, but Shishi was angry, so he slapped him.
In reality, Erdan did see it just now, and it was not the skirt that was lifted, but the quilt.
A four-meter-wide big bed has already placed a girl, and when the second egg puts the poem on it, it will be one short of consummation.
Erdan made a rough estimate, and felt that it was no problem to put six or seven girls in this big bed. But now there are only three, and the second egg is very "worried".
Oh my God, a few more chicks! Three is not enough, and in the end the harem can have three thousand.
Erdan walked out of the room with a stunned sound.
Outside Xiaoqing's bedroom, Erdan didn't bother to listen, and directly pushed open the door and walked in.
It's past one o'clock in the morning, and who doesn't sleep unless it's a night owl.
In fact, Erdan has a lesson from the past, and it is still vivid in my mind, and the lingering shadow. In the small villa, one day at 10 o'clock in the morning, Erdan came home from the island in the middle of the lake, and when he passed by the bedroom where Xiaoqing slept, the very curious Erdan put his ear to the door and listened. Erdan never expected that Xiaoqing suddenly opened the door. Then the second egg was misunderstood, and he smoked a hundred ear scrapers alive before Xiaoqing was angry.
A hundred ear scrapers, real pumping, what is this concept? Anyway, the second egg will still think about this from time to time, but this guy has no regrets, but is happy. Because these 100 ear scrapers have won Xiaoqing's favor and heart.